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EducationRe: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by mastermynd(m): 8:30pm On Oct 21, 2013
yemmytcm: i knew it ! Now,ASUU has put herself in trouble ...#appergio laugh
laffing hysterically,,,,,,
which one be arperggios laugh



owk i laff in major7th
EducationRe: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by mastermynd(m): 4:36pm On Oct 21, 2013
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EducationRe: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by mastermynd(m): 9:04am On Oct 21, 2013
[quote ..... All is well[/quote]Not ALL IS WELL
SOME IS TAP OR BOREHOLE
HealthRe: Thread For Weed Smokers. by mastermynd(m): 8:58am On Oct 21, 2013
tbaba1234: Yes, but I will not be deliberately killing myself. You are hurting your body with this stuff.
Lailai,,a mad man will never agree he is mad,,,,
Keep weeding,,u re d best,
Very gud for ya health
EducationRe: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by mastermynd(m): 7:59am On Oct 21, 2013
Kiingsolomon: lol... Which kind vision?
TELEVISION
EducationRe: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by mastermynd(m): 4:17pm On Oct 17, 2013
Kiingsolomon: hehehehe!, my broda, We don finish Papa Ajasco Season 1. We are just preparing for d season 2 ni. Holiday tinz #packing load,; I wan go see family#
#drags him bak with d collar#
If I wooze u slap
Where u dey go. ,
My film never win oscar,grammy,amaa et al
U kon dey tell me say vacation..
Vacation ko,,hawaai ni
Berra go and master dah script I gave u,b4 I call sss people for u...


Afira
EducationRe: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by mastermynd(m): 1:38pm On Oct 17, 2013
PrinceAdepoju: broda ugonna of Godlocation tins ni oo...me,,mastermynd,,kingsolo,,asiko,,farano dey shoot one film 4 ibadan ni oo...we go soon finsh sha
U dis boi ,,be warned,,,
Av u finished mastering d script I gave u ,,
Oya get ur ass back to ibadan,,or else
#clenches fist#
EducationRe: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by mastermynd(m): 5:28pm On Oct 14, 2013
godofphysics: lets hope he opens later 2day or mayb 2moro. Wait o, u no fit break the door open?
#strolls in with equipment#

Hey you,,,-if u break dah shop ,u will rot in errmmmm
Will u stepaside,,
#open door with key#
Oya allof uu,,,enter insyde ,
Went to silverbird cinemas to talk to ben bruce abt d premier of our production
He gave me a date(after assu strike)
Oyaa geh back,,to work
Everibody
EducationRe: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by mastermynd(m): 11:17am On Oct 14, 2013
Oh my God,,,
Not again,,,
This ear piece has spoilt again..
Just got it two days ago
When will Nigeria stop selling fake tinz

Nna men,wawoo popo men
EducationRe: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by mastermynd(m): 5:47pm On Oct 13, 2013
Ayaf laff taya ooooo
Watching destiny child on super scrreen
Cum and c comedy oooooo






Anyways
Happy sunday
AYO NI OOOOOOOOOO
EducationRe: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by mastermynd(m): 10:34pm On Oct 12, 2013
Dr. Asiko:
Wey d poison na?
hehehehehe
Sorry,sweeerie,,we closed for today

Solo,,u are in deep shit

Eleyi gidigan ooooiii
Bleep
EducationRe: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by mastermynd(m): 7:31pm On Oct 12, 2013
Pls while d fun last,pls do not forgrt to include us,we dat our names is nt yet on d list,,in ur prayers,,so dat we too may be partaker of d awesome grace,,,

Buh I knw vividly dat,,,,,
WEEP MAY LAST FOR D NIGHT....
EducationRe: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by mastermynd(m):
Kiingsolomon: haaaaaaaaaa! Prince, make una no let SSS men carry me away from d studio, U knw we be best padi naw. O ya, make u beg dem for me
#turnnx to one of d officer#
Officer actually sir,,fis is d set of NAIRALAG D MOVIE anf am d director on set,,and dis man u a re holding is a lead actor,,what will happen is dah,,relesse him to me for d scene for dis evening and tumarroe,,if we are done,,
I will personally bundle him to AREA C,for interrogation,,owk sir

#sss man releases him to me#
#exchanges fone no wit officerrs#

Everybody bak to work
Farano,,afternoo foood
Cuthesthunk,,see me in ma office,,ayaf a role for u
Chizzy,,oya dash dem pancake,,coz of dis sun
EducationRe: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by mastermynd(m): 2:12pm On Oct 12, 2013
Kiingsolomon: hehe, mbbs student? Abi ki le wi?, .... Okay, dem go use am do practical abi?...





#goes into d dressing room#


#room don catch fire# heeeey! #runs to WALE ADENUGA(mastermynd),# Ina Ina! Ina!! Ina!!! Fire! Fire!! Fire!!! .... Room don catch fire ooo. #sweating# make I go call Oga physo, sharp sharp! Before e cover all d studio.
#carries holy water brouhgt bak frm jerusalem by pastor faya#
#faya finally quenches#
I knew it,, my enemirs are at work ,,

#SSS men walks in#
Mr kingsolo , ,u are needed in our stateheadquarters for some little question#
PoliticsRe: Top Boko-Haram ‘Commanders’ Arrested In Kaduna by mastermynd(m): 1:59pm On Oct 12, 2013
matzoro: wat happens next? U rarely hear news of dia arraignment.
na tuday,,after we go hear say im dey hospital bed,,,
#maruwa abegg,ogolonto b/stop#
EducationRe: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by mastermynd(m): 1:53pm On Oct 12, 2013
Kiingsolomon: flabbergasted?
oladoya,,hav u gotten it,,,K & D ,,,
U get me naaa,,,
EducationRe: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by mastermynd(m): 1:51pm On Oct 12, 2013
yemmytcm: jeez....holy moses !
no its,,holy aaron
EducationRe: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by mastermynd(m): 10:08am On Oct 12, 2013
Kiingsolomon: hehe,

Oya, go and do d make up Now and dress like a king, so if U are true wit d one spoon, ehn, so, I will continue wit it... Okay? #goes in, to take off

Tape ROLLING!!

NOW ACTIOOOOON!!!!
#gives him anoda backand slap#

Sharaap,,hav u seen uncle tunde kelani on set before ni
U nor dey hear word ni
I say u nor go dai fa
Mbbs pple dey on set,incase any yawa happpen
#turns to farano and asiko#
You guys are d welfare pple
Oya serve everybody food,dis morning before today shoot
Double solo's food and triple my own
#turns to labodz#
Oya location man take us to location,i thlnk it is somewhere In ladipo,oshodi


Gud mawnim fellas
EducationRe: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by mastermynd(m): 10:07am On Oct 12, 2013
Kiingsolomon: hehe, One spoon abi wetin U talk?.... Abeg, I think ure gonna replace me in dat scene,..

Oya, go and do d make up Now and dress like a king, so if U are true wit d one spoon, ehn, so, I will continue wit it... Okay? #goes in, to take off make up#

Tape ROLLING!!

NOW ACTIOOOOON!!!!
EducationRe: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by mastermynd(m): 10:05am On Oct 12, 2013
Kiingsolomon: hehe,

Oya, go and do d make up Now and dress like a king, so if U are true wit d one spoon, ehn, so, I will continue wit it... Okay? #goes in, to take off

Tape ROLLING!!

NOW ACTIOOOOON!!!!
#gives him anoda backand slap#

Sharaap,,hav u seen uncle tunde kelani on set before ni
U nor dey hear word ni
I say u nor go dai fa
Mbbs pple dey on set,incase any yawa happpen
#turns to farano and asiko#
You guys are d welfare pple
Oya serve everybody food,dis morning before today shoot
Double solo's food and triple my own
#turns to labodz#
Oya location man take us to location,i thlnk it is somewhere In ladipo,oshodi


Gud mawnim fellas
EducationRe: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by mastermynd(m): 10:03pm On Oct 11, 2013
oladoya: hein? Did you say him nogo die? Says who? Unless if no be me supply the poison. Me wey don tire for the king before, king olojukokoro. Infact na kill and dry i go bring. And for the continuation of the film......






Author papa die for Merlin now and Camelot never feel ham. By that time, prince na my padi now i go just tell ham make he chase Femi(chin chin) away. Then she go dey beg me heheheheheheh me i no go answer,then shakara go end.
pls folllow d script,sir
Kill and dry,,,,lmfao
king solo,u don hear am nw,,na only one spoon make u take oo

Abeg there is vacancy for one role..
solid AREAboy
QUALIFICATION
MUST have barritone voice lyk donjazzy
Musy be able to smoke 10 packs of cigarette in 7mins
Must hav muscle lyk john cena
Musy get craze and be able to flog with d mace lyk hon chidi lloyd


#dis is actually s backup incase the king refuse to kpai#u knw wat I mean

Nomination are highly welcome
#turns to primeo$#
Enuf
Bak to work guy
Make sure doze lighting are well position and u help me hack into silverbird galleria ,,,i need sumtin dere
Owk
EducationRe: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by mastermynd(m): 7:40pm On Oct 11, 2013
Kiingsolomon: grin grin grin ....











If Kiingsolomon dies in PAPA AJASCO season 1, how Season 2 go be interesting? Ehn?.... #moves closer to him, take Android and shows him Facebook comments# U can see, pple watching Ur film are saying
"ride on!!! KingSolomon, we like d way U manage Ur kingdom"
, so, If chizzy now giv me rat poison, and ur customer eno buy Ur film again,.......................... hehehe, U don enter ORIGINAL gbese(loss) be dat.
#angry# should I stay or Goo? (i will go and shoot seasonal Super Story film "King Solomon and Queen Farano at the tryst" #trying to pack load comot studio# o ya ansa me before I go.
#lands him thunderous slap#
Sharaap ,,sharaaap
And leave dose bag alone

A good film must be full of suspense
U think say dis one naa yeye nollywood film,
Oya bring ur hear
#whispering to his hear#
U, nor go dai u hear,,what cast do u nw want to put bishop yemmy
He is d bishop dat will c d prophecy and hint u so u will just take one spoon and drop d remaining
So u c dat u will not dai,,
Oya keep ya mouth shut,and dnt tell nobody,,owk


Oya go and keep dose luggaxge and get bak to work
EducationRe: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by mastermynd(m): 6:50pm On Oct 11, 2013
labodinho: Aunty chin chin... Oh! Sorry oooo,i mean Aunty Chizzy,no worry,i got an idea.U go hearhuh?

Okay.This is it..







Do u agree to lap Miss farano on the Queen's thrown?? @ least na d same sit una go lap una self.
Ahan labodz,,na wa for u,,u wan spoil my film ni,,tak tym
EducationRe: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by mastermynd(m): 6:47pm On Oct 11, 2013
Everybody,cast and crew cum tugether pls,,
i think d athmosphere is rite one for us to shoot dis scene,,

#points at godof physic#
you,, u knw ur job nw,,,,
#godofphysics scratches head#

owk lemme remind u,,,,,u re d military governor dat ones to eliminate d king,,,,,
#opens mouth wide#
yes u heard me,,kill d controversious king solo so dah the prince will get to dah throne after he must has done his will with d threads lawyer(flygeriansteve)
dat will be done with d aid of her majesty,queen farano,,
d queen will cajole and mesmerize with king solo so as to let the bighead write his will in her favour,,,,lobatan,,lopari
princess asiko will just simply puh rat poison for d kings akamu,

#points to ade#
hey you pretend as if u are sick,,and no mistake pls....got dat?

highchief labods,abeg no do olofofo for the king or else ure in soup

#turnz to chizzy#
oya giv dem make up sharp sharp

oladooya go get d rat poison shappally,u re d pharmacist


in 5 4 3 2 1
& get ready
TAPE ROLLING
AND
ACTIOOOOOOOOOON
EducationRe: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by mastermynd(m): 3:55pm On Oct 11, 2013
Kiingsolomon: dnt worry I don declare u as concubine/maid. *smile*
grin
Kiingsolomon: dnt worry I don declare u as concubine/maid. *smile*
EducationRe: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by mastermynd(m): 1:26pm On Oct 11, 2013
Kiingsolomon: hmmm, #calls mastermynd with Nokia tanasobe# Hallooo! Ogbeni mastermynd, prince don tell me everytin u sed ooo! And I go show U! #cuts d phone#
cut cut cut cut
I said cut

Wahs d meaning of all dis trassh,,do u wanna spoil dis cast ni,,dis production is worth millionx of naira

#turnx to chizzy#
Chizzy re apply make up for dis man


In 5 4 3 2 1
U re in

Tape rolling
and


ACTIOOOOOON
EducationRe: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by mastermynd(m): 9:54pm On Oct 10, 2013
@farano:
(m) dey swt sha...
Abeg,giv me my (m) back,,ayam tired and bored of dis (f),,,mtcheeeew
Dem go go just dey pursue me lyk hen,,
EducationRe: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by mastermynd(m): 5:39pm On Oct 10, 2013
Kiingsolomon: Ehm!... I don close for today! Battery Empty!



If I see any mess up wit any of d princess or Queen! Hmmmm! #i reserve am# till, tomorrow!
tank God,,d gorimapa don close for tuday,,,
ladies and gent,,i am d full director incharge,,,no bullshit plz
Lets get bak to work




#picks jotter and analyze coup d etat#

Starring godofphysics as hiredassasin

##commercial break##
EducationRe: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by mastermynd(m): 5:33pm On Oct 10, 2013
@farano:
How 'bout having dinner, just you & me?
#over blushing#
Hmmmmm,i can categorically say yes cos if I say one thing na,my oga @ d top(king solo) may say it is anoda-

Owk,honey,,its a yeessssss

#runs to d toilet happily and start applyim makeup#
EducationRe: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by mastermynd(m): 5:28pm On Oct 10, 2013
Kiingsolomon: #beats and slap d camera man vigorously#
CUT CUT CUT! I sed CUT!!!
?
Solo solo solo
U wan kill am ni,,we never geh replacement ooo
Mtvheeeew
#carries d camera and giv to zikistar#
U are d new camera guy

NAIRALAND THE MOVIE
TAPE ROLLING AND ACTIOOOOON
EducationRe: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by mastermynd(m): 5:13pm On Oct 10, 2013
@farano:
Virus don enta ur computer b dat na...wia is my swt potato??
#still blushing#
Dis is me oooooo,,so anytin for me
EducationRe: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by mastermynd(m): 4:31pm On Oct 10, 2013
@farano:
Sweerie is lyk u're kinda new..
yea guy,,
#blushing#
Dnt tell me u are interested in me, ooo

Owk,,hav agreed

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