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yemmytcm: i knew it ! Now,ASUU has put herself in trouble ...#appergio laughlaffing hysterically,,,,,, which one be arperggios laugh owk i laff in major7th |
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[quote ..... All is well[/quote]Not ALL IS WELL SOME IS TAP OR BOREHOLE |
tbaba1234: Yes, but I will not be deliberately killing myself. You are hurting your body with this stuff.Lailai,,a mad man will never agree he is mad,,,, Keep weeding,,u re d best, Very gud for ya health |
Kiingsolomon: lol... Which kind vision?TELEVISION |
Kiingsolomon: hehehehe!, my broda, We don finish Papa Ajasco Season 1. We are just preparing for d season 2 ni. Holiday tinz #packing load,; I wan go see family##drags him bak with d collar# If I wooze u slap Where u dey go. , My film never win oscar,grammy,amaa et al U kon dey tell me say vacation.. Vacation ko,,hawaai ni Berra go and master dah script I gave u,b4 I call sss people for u... Afira |
PrinceAdepoju: broda ugonna of Godlocation tins ni oo...me,,mastermynd,,kingsolo,,asiko,,farano dey shoot one film 4 ibadan ni oo...we go soon finsh shaU dis boi ,,be warned,,, Av u finished mastering d script I gave u ,, Oya get ur ass back to ibadan,,or else #clenches fist# |
godofphysics: lets hope he opens later 2day or mayb 2moro. Wait o, u no fit break the door open?#strolls in with equipment# Hey you,,,-if u break dah shop ,u will rot in errmmmm Will u stepaside,, #open door with key# Oya allof uu,,,enter insyde , Went to silverbird cinemas to talk to ben bruce abt d premier of our production He gave me a date(after assu strike) Oyaa geh back,,to work Everibody |
Oh my God,,, Not again,,, This ear piece has spoilt again.. Just got it two days ago When will Nigeria stop selling fake tinz Nna men,wawoo popo men |
Ayaf laff taya ooooo Watching destiny child on super scrreen Cum and c comedy oooooo Anyways Happy sunday AYO NI OOOOOOOOOO |
Dr. Asiko:hehehehehe Sorry,sweeerie,,we closed for today Solo,,u are in deep shit Eleyi gidigan ooooiii Bleep |
Pls while d fun last,pls do not forgrt to include us,we dat our names is nt yet on d list,,in ur prayers,,so dat we too may be partaker of d awesome grace,,, Buh I knw vividly dat,,,,, WEEP MAY LAST FOR D NIGHT.... |
Kiingsolomon: haaaaaaaaaa! Prince, make una no let SSS men carry me away from d studio, U knw we be best padi naw. O ya, make u beg dem for me#turnnx to one of d officer# Officer actually sir,,fis is d set of NAIRALAG D MOVIE anf am d director on set,,and dis man u a re holding is a lead actor,,what will happen is dah,,relesse him to me for d scene for dis evening and tumarroe,,if we are done,, I will personally bundle him to AREA C,for interrogation,,owk sir #sss man releases him to me# #exchanges fone no wit officerrs# Everybody bak to work Farano,,afternoo foood Cuthesthunk,,see me in ma office,,ayaf a role for u Chizzy,,oya dash dem pancake,,coz of dis sun |
Kiingsolomon: hehe, mbbs student? Abi ki le wi?, .... Okay, dem go use am do practical abi?...#carries holy water brouhgt bak frm jerusalem by pastor faya# #faya finally quenches# I knew it,, my enemirs are at work ,, #SSS men walks in# Mr kingsolo , ,u are needed in our stateheadquarters for some little question# |
matzoro: wat happens next? U rarely hear news of dia arraignment.na tuday,,after we go hear say im dey hospital bed,,, #maruwa abegg,ogolonto b/stop# |
Kiingsolomon: flabbergasted?oladoya,,hav u gotten it,,,K & D ,,, U get me naaa,,, |
yemmytcm: jeez....holy moses !no its,,holy aaron |
Kiingsolomon: hehe,#gives him anoda backand slap# Sharaap,,hav u seen uncle tunde kelani on set before ni U nor dey hear word ni I say u nor go dai fa Mbbs pple dey on set,incase any yawa happpen #turns to farano and asiko# You guys are d welfare pple Oya serve everybody food,dis morning before today shoot Double solo's food and triple my own #turns to labodz# Oya location man take us to location,i thlnk it is somewhere In ladipo,oshodi Gud mawnim fellas |
Kiingsolomon: hehe, One spoon abi wetin U talk?.... Abeg, I think ure gonna replace me in dat scene,.. |
Kiingsolomon: hehe,#gives him anoda backand slap# Sharaap,,hav u seen uncle tunde kelani on set before ni U nor dey hear word ni I say u nor go dai fa Mbbs pple dey on set,incase any yawa happpen #turns to farano and asiko# You guys are d welfare pple Oya serve everybody food,dis morning before today shoot Double solo's food and triple my own #turns to labodz# Oya location man take us to location,i thlnk it is somewhere In ladipo,oshodi Gud mawnim fellas |
oladoya: hein? Did you say him nogo die? Says who? Unless if no be me supply the poison. Me wey don tire for the king before, king olojukokoro. Infact na kill and dry i go bring. And for the continuation of the film......pls folllow d script,sir Kill and dry,,,,lmfao king solo,u don hear am nw,,na only one spoon make u take oo Abeg there is vacancy for one role.. solid AREAboy QUALIFICATION MUST have barritone voice lyk donjazzy Musy be able to smoke 10 packs of cigarette in 7mins Must hav muscle lyk john cena Musy get craze and be able to flog with d mace lyk hon chidi lloyd #dis is actually s backup incase the king refuse to kpai#u knw wat I mean Nomination are highly welcome #turns to primeo$# Enuf Bak to work guy Make sure doze lighting are well position and u help me hack into silverbird galleria ,,,i need sumtin dere Owk |
Kiingsolomon:#lands him thunderous slap# Sharaap ,,sharaaap And leave dose bag alone A good film must be full of suspense U think say dis one naa yeye nollywood film, Oya bring ur hear #whispering to his hear# U, nor go dai u hear,,what cast do u nw want to put bishop yemmy He is d bishop dat will c d prophecy and hint u so u will just take one spoon and drop d remaining So u c dat u will not dai,, Oya keep ya mouth shut,and dnt tell nobody,,owk Oya go and keep dose luggaxge and get bak to work |
labodinho: Aunty chin chin... Oh! Sorry oooo,i mean Aunty Chizzy,no worry,i got an idea.U go hearAhan labodz,,na wa for u,,u wan spoil my film ni,,tak tym |
Everybody,cast and crew cum tugether pls,, i think d athmosphere is rite one for us to shoot dis scene,, #points at godof physic# you,, u knw ur job nw,,,, #godofphysics scratches head# owk lemme remind u,,,,,u re d military governor dat ones to eliminate d king,,,,, #opens mouth wide# yes u heard me,,kill d controversious king solo so dah the prince will get to dah throne after he must has done his will with d threads lawyer(flygeriansteve) dat will be done with d aid of her majesty,queen farano,, d queen will cajole and mesmerize with king solo so as to let the bighead write his will in her favour,,,,lobatan,,lopari princess asiko will just simply puh rat poison for d kings akamu, #points to ade# hey you pretend as if u are sick,,and no mistake pls....got dat? highchief labods,abeg no do olofofo for the king or else ure in soup #turnz to chizzy# oya giv dem make up sharp sharp oladooya go get d rat poison shappally,u re d pharmacist in 5 4 3 2 1 & get ready TAPE ROLLING AND ACTIOOOOOOOOOON |
Kiingsolomon: dnt worry I don declare u as concubine/maid. *smile* ![]() Kiingsolomon: dnt worry I don declare u as concubine/maid. *smile* |
Kiingsolomon: hmmm, #calls mastermynd with Nokia tanasobe# Hallooo! Ogbeni mastermynd, prince don tell me everytin u sed ooo! And I go show U! #cuts d phone#cut cut cut cut I said cut Wahs d meaning of all dis trassh,,do u wanna spoil dis cast ni,,dis production is worth millionx of naira #turnx to chizzy# Chizzy re apply make up for dis man In 5 4 3 2 1 U re in Tape rolling and ACTIOOOOOON |
@farano:Abeg,giv me my (m) back,,ayam tired and bored of dis (f),,,mtcheeeew Dem go go just dey pursue me lyk hen,, |
Kiingsolomon: Ehm!... I don close for today! Battery Empty!tank God,,d gorimapa don close for tuday,,, ladies and gent,,i am d full director incharge,,,no bullshit plz Lets get bak to work #picks jotter and analyze coup d etat# Starring godofphysics as hiredassasin ##commercial break## |
@farano:#over blushing# Hmmmmm,i can categorically say yes cos if I say one thing na,my oga @ d top(king solo) may say it is anoda- Owk,honey,,its a yeessssss #runs to d toilet happily and start applyim makeup# |
Kiingsolomon: #beats and slap d camera man vigorously#Solo solo solo U wan kill am ni,,we never geh replacement ooo Mtvheeeew #carries d camera and giv to zikistar# U are d new camera guy NAIRALAND THE MOVIE TAPE ROLLING AND ACTIOOOOON |
@farano:#still blushing# Dis is me oooooo,,so anytin for me |
@farano:yea guy,, #blushing# Dnt tell me u are interested in me, ooo Owk,,hav agreed |
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