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Webmasters / Re: The Meaning Of CAPTCHA & 6 Types Of CAPTCHA by Masturbation(f): 12:25pm On Mar 16, 2015
Jan.ja.weed
Politics / Re: All Progressive Congress (APC) Launches Radio Station by Masturbation(f): 9:30am On Mar 16, 2015
otr1:

Becareful what you wish for.

I wish them death

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Politics / Re: Police Stop Million Man March For Buhari In Kano by Masturbation(f): 9:26am On Mar 16, 2015
This hausa people no get sense.
Ask them what political party they support, they don't know
Politics / Re: All Progressive Congress (APC) Launches Radio Station by Masturbation(f): 9:23am On Mar 16, 2015
A man who ruled this country when my father was 17 years old will not rule me.

R-I-P
Buhari

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Politics / Re: All Progressive Congress (APC) Launches Radio Station by Masturbation(f): 9:20am On Mar 16, 2015
The same T.v station will announce their loss in the presidential race & Buhari's death.

Mach election means March-uari (Buhari in Mortuary)

Like if you support GEJ till 2033

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Politics / Re: All Progressive Congress (APC) Launches Radio Station by Masturbation(f): 9:15am On Mar 16, 2015
A.P.C
A party for dumb motherfurckers.
They ought to use the money to cure Tinubu's mouth odor rather than wasting money on a T.v station that shows only cartoons.

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Travel / Re: 10 Reasons Why I'm Leaving America And Moving To Nigeria by Masturbation(f): 9:11am On Mar 16, 2015
Bollinger:


Tell it to the wolves. first, you live in america, then you don't. Now you go to drills in benning. Hoooaah. Have a good day.


Lol

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Travel / Re: 10 Reasons Why I'm Leaving America And Moving To Nigeria by Masturbation(f): 9:07am On Mar 16, 2015
Bollinger:


You've just confirmed my suspicion. You are military and you don't even know the simplest thing they drill into you when you go to basic training.
So, your platoon/drill sgt let you graduate without acquiring your citizenship. Lol. I've heard it all today.
Are you in the Military ??
Military is the only alternative you can get a citizenship with a short period of time but not in 6 months.
What was your company when you went to drill ??

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Travel / Re: 10 Reasons Why I'm Leaving America And Moving To Nigeria by Masturbation(f): 9:05am On Mar 16, 2015
Bollinger:


I'm done with your lies. You only visit but you are in the National Guard. How do you do your drills then?

I told you i lived in New york for 9 solid years not visitation.
I do go go drills every last saturday of each month in Fort Benning, Georgia.

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Travel / Re: 10 Reasons Why I'm Leaving America And Moving To Nigeria by Masturbation(f): 9:01am On Mar 16, 2015
Bollinger:


Nope, I got the American passport, within 6 months of arriving. German by marriage. British; you don't wanna know. Nigerian by birth. In that order.

Please & Please.
You are not an American citizen, you're just a permanent legal resident.
You can't get a citizenship in 6 month.
You only get your citizenship after living for 5 years in America

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Travel / Re: 10 Reasons Why I'm Leaving America And Moving To Nigeria by Masturbation(f): 8:56am On Mar 16, 2015
Bollinger:


You ought to know this. You have to live in the states at a minimum of 5 years before you can apply. After 5 years, there is a minimum of 3 month processing and interview. Immediately, if you join the military. Haba, you should know this na.

Do you know how many years i lived in New York ??
Do you know if i'm in the National Guard ??

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Travel / Re: 10 Reasons Why I'm Leaving America And Moving To Nigeria by Masturbation(f): 8:52am On Mar 16, 2015
adconline:
Ui
Big IF.. The point is, Naija has never been a great country and may likely not be cos power is at 3000MW while about less than 50K km roads are paved while a country like Pakistan has 3x more paved roads than Naija


How old is Nigeria ??
How old is Pakistan ??
How old is America ??

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Travel / Re: 10 Reasons Why I'm Leaving America And Moving To Nigeria by Masturbation(f): 8:50am On Mar 16, 2015
Bollinger:


I am German, American, British and Nigerian. You can call me any. I have all four passports.

Wait..
you spent 5 years in America ?? 6 in Germany ?? 7 in Britain ??
You can lie for Africa

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Travel / Re: 10 Reasons Why I'm Leaving America And Moving To Nigeria by Masturbation(f): 8:48am On Mar 16, 2015
sammynwaGod:

You're a slave in another man's land.
American citizenship is crap, i don't also need it, if i want it next week i can get it

my dear you can get it but ........... not in a week

Lol
Why can't i get in in a week ??
Travel / Re: 10 Reasons Why I'm Leaving America And Moving To Nigeria by Masturbation(f): 8:47am On Mar 16, 2015
Bollinger:


I don't understand. You profile says you live in New york. So, your representation is all fallacy. That's good to know. Why am i surprised. strippers never tell the truth.


What is so special about New York ??
I lived in Cat skills for nine years before i left that fucking country

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Politics / Re: Army In Final Push Against Boko Haram In Gwoza, Sambisa, Goneri. by Masturbation(f): 8:45am On Mar 16, 2015
ribbit:
the mastu.rbation is definitely affecting your brain ... It must be on the wrong side of your head.. How did yaradua crush boko haram within 24hrs and capturing their boss without amnesty international asking questions? How did Buhari crush maitasine withing 48hrs without advance weaponry..

Why is amnesty international not shouting now about human right that they were shouting then... What did Jonathan do differently now that he has not been doing and why does it took him 6years to do that?

Dead brain.

The Maitasine Buhari crush are bunch of village hunters.
Yara'dua & the Boko haram are both hausas, so everything was tailored.
The boko haram Goodluck jonathan is fighting is an international terrorist group with links to ISIS & Al-Qeada.
In what year did buhari crushed the Maitasine ?? 1930 i guess, there was no human right group then



If insurgency lasts more than 24hrs, the government has hand in it - - general sani abacha.
Politics / Re: Army In Final Push Against Boko Haram In Gwoza, Sambisa, Goneri. by Masturbation(f): 8:37am On Mar 16, 2015
mustymatic:

haha...OK, go to maiduguri n d rest, I'm sure a lotta them need feeding. I'm ok where i am, thnks to God n I dnt masturbate

You're not ok.
You don't have anything
Travel / Re: 10 Reasons Why I'm Leaving America And Moving To Nigeria by Masturbation(f): 8:36am On Mar 16, 2015
Bollinger:


Jesus!! i am arguing with a deranged psycho in denial. You don't even know what's going on in the country you are defending.

Trust me.
You ought not to be called a Nigerian.
I can sell you in your own village.
When was the last time you visited ??

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Travel / Re: 10 Reasons Why I'm Leaving America And Moving To Nigeria by Masturbation(f): 8:34am On Mar 16, 2015
Bollinger:


I hope you'all can see the hiprocrisy and irony of the bolded statement. She is here in the states, enjoying the benefits, far away from the firing line in Nigeria. I have never met anyone who loves living in shit. Go back to Nigeria na.


Don't you understand English ??
Does "I have been to" and "I live " have the same meaning ??


You're a slave in another man's land.
American citizenship is crap, i don't also need it, if i want it next week i can get it

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Travel / Re: 10 Reasons Why I'm Leaving America And Moving To Nigeria by Masturbation(f): 8:25am On Mar 16, 2015
Bollinger:


I almost wanted to respond by telling you to change your username before we talk, but i would still leave you dumber than when you posted. So, let me educate you; Not that there is no crime in the US, but what you will not see is people confidently burning another human being on the streets in broad daylight, or cutting peoples breast off while onlookers are cheering. What you will not see is gunmen standing in the middle of streets brandishing automatic weapons, and you will not see the police around. What you will not see is police standing in the middle of the road collecting 20 naira. What you will not see is entire suburbs in darkness, for days and sometimes weeks on end. The difference between the two countries is there consequence for actions in one and none in the other. Sorry, that is too much grammar for you. I mean, there is guaranteed punishment for breaking laws in one and none in the other. You are welcome.

I will like to see thieves being lynched in broad daylight killing at least 12 kids, i will like to see policemen collecting 20 naira in Nigeria.
It is 70% better than seeing a 17 year old boy entering a high school & going on a shooting spree, a man killing his wife, five children & himself, Mexican gangs killing people in the streets of california, Illinois gang members killing people people like fowls, Government sending her own citizens to the electric chair & gas chambers, serial killers abducting,killing & burying 80 women they killed in the basement of the homes.

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Politics / Re: Army In Final Push Against Boko Haram In Gwoza, Sambisa, Goneri. by Masturbation(f): 8:11am On Mar 16, 2015
sleek4:
I don't know why,but I just feel there isn't an iota of truth in all these reports of the military defeating BH,why now?

Why not join the Nigerian Army & find out the truth.
Bastard

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Politics / Re: Army In Final Push Against Boko Haram In Gwoza, Sambisa, Goneri. by Masturbation(f): 8:10am On Mar 16, 2015
mustymatic:

I see you don't respect your own parents, my post isn't about u, U r d one who has no job but masturbation. now I'll only hope your father has job that wil stop u frm self-service



I can feed your family for 10 years With the money i spend on flights every year.

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Politics / Re: Army In Final Push Against Boko Haram In Gwoza, Sambisa, Goneri. by Masturbation(f): 8:08am On Mar 16, 2015
ribbit:
so APC is bamagar tukur that said boko haram are freedom fighters abi? Or Jonathan that said killing boko haram is like killing his brother.

If ihejerika was making a progress, why did Jonathan fire him? Did any apc member call for his remover?. It shows Jonathan wasn't happy at the success rate then cos he wanted boko haram to keep bombing, so that they would keep distracting people from the endless looting going on in his cabinet. Especially since he makes more money with boko haram saga and he blames them on opposition which some bigots termed boko haram party today without single evidence linking them to boko haram.

You birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
If Jonathan gave the Nigerian Army the Go ahead other to kill them boko haram when they first started, the Human rights activist would have cried foul, the western press would have termed jonathan evil.
Goodluck jonathan called them for peace talk which they declined.
Goodluck jonathan offered them Amnesty which they declined.

America & S.A didn't want to sell arm to Nigeria.
Now, we have gotten the Arms from China & Russia, it is till to kill you & Boko haram.

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Politics / Re: Army In Final Push Against Boko Haram In Gwoza, Sambisa, Goneri. by Masturbation(f): 7:59am On Mar 16, 2015
Dear, Lord..
Please, kill me if Buhari wins this election.
I can say this because i know that he's not gonna win
Politics / Re: Army In Final Push Against Boko Haram In Gwoza, Sambisa, Goneri. by Masturbation(f): 7:57am On Mar 16, 2015
Buhari lost the presidential race 3 times.
What makes him think he's gonna win this very one.

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Politics / Re: Army In Final Push Against Boko Haram In Gwoza, Sambisa, Goneri. by Masturbation(f): 7:54am On Mar 16, 2015
mustymatic:
In an environment where the youths hav no job, if u giv dem guns an money they'll fight for u

Your father is jobless, why not tell him to join the Nigerian army.

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Politics / Re: Army In Final Push Against Boko Haram In Gwoza, Sambisa, Goneri. by Masturbation(f): 7:52am On Mar 16, 2015
Usman212s:
what is happening recently shows that our gallant soldiers had the courage and might of containing the barbaric and senseless killings of innocent Nigeria's citizens but our president was the one sabotaging their efforts, thinking that it will be to his advantage for forth coming election.
Mr president, life of even a beggar supposed to be precious and expensive to you than your political Carrier but your clueless ness misled you...
what is even the guarantee that if we vote you in, you won't neglect us to suffer the more
SAI BUHARI

Abok1.
You don't know anything

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Politics / Re: Army In Final Push Against Boko Haram In Gwoza, Sambisa, Goneri. by Masturbation(f): 7:51am On Mar 16, 2015
The Boko haram & their sponsor A.P.C will all be dead in few weeks.
Firstly, Goodluck jonathan offered to peace talk with them but Buhari their sponsor doesn't want it that way.
Secondly, Goodluck jonathan offered them amnesty which they declined.
We are left with no option than to kill them all.

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Travel / Re: 10 Reasons Why I'm Leaving America And Moving To Nigeria by Masturbation(f): 7:45am On Mar 16, 2015
ttmacoy:
Thank you, thank you, Thank you.

The way we shout racism comes across as an excuse from entitled self indulgent spoilt brats.

People here keep shouting Ferguson like as soon as you step into america as a black man you get shot. No you do not. Live a law abiding life, be respectable and respectful and you don't have any problems. I have said whilst there is an issue of heavy handedness sometimes by the police, most of the blacks shot were in the wrong place e.g. teenagers robbing shops around instead of being in school or working. The homeless man in NY... why the hell would you be reaching for a police an's gun??

are you telling me you get into a struggle with a Nigerian police office to the extent you reach for his gun and he would smile at you Common sense tells you to always be respectful when dealing with the police and theta respect will most likely be reciprocated. If you react arrogantly or aggressively to them the react same back.

We keep talking about all the opportunities in Nigeria but it all boils down to the opportunity to make huge amount of money quickly (quick material mentality) but mostly at the expense of others and knowing the right people. The problem is this is not guaranteed and you are also as likely NOT to make it and like a life of frustration. See how people are scrambling for FAAN jobs and you will see the level of desperation in Nigeria. I know people who went for the interviews and the demands made are so ridiculous you winder what the hell people think in that country. Go out of their way to make things difficult for ourselves.

Anyway goodluck to the poster. If he/She is not just creating a post as a prank to see reactions then he/she is just a spoilt entitled brat who doesn't appreciate the life and opportunities available and comes up with silly reasons such as food (black people will be extinct in 100 years), the weather etc.

Goodluck.


Stop ranting like a hungry dog.
Your father & Obasanjo are age mates but obansanjo did good for his country.
Now tell me what your father did for Nigeria.

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