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Webmasters / Re: The Meaning Of CAPTCHA & 6 Types Of CAPTCHA by Masturbation(f): 12:25pm On Mar 16, 2015 |
Jan.ja.weed |
Politics / Re: All Progressive Congress (APC) Launches Radio Station by Masturbation(f): 9:30am On Mar 16, 2015 |
otr1: I wish them death 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Police Stop Million Man March For Buhari In Kano by Masturbation(f): 9:26am On Mar 16, 2015 |
This hausa people no get sense. Ask them what political party they support, they don't know |
Politics / Re: All Progressive Congress (APC) Launches Radio Station by Masturbation(f): 9:23am On Mar 16, 2015 |
A man who ruled this country when my father was 17 years old will not rule me. R-I-P Buhari 4 Likes |
Politics / Re: All Progressive Congress (APC) Launches Radio Station by Masturbation(f): 9:20am On Mar 16, 2015 |
The same T.v station will announce their loss in the presidential race & Buhari's death. Mach election means March-uari (Buhari in Mortuary) Like if you support GEJ till 2033 5 Likes |
Politics / Re: All Progressive Congress (APC) Launches Radio Station by Masturbation(f): 9:15am On Mar 16, 2015 |
A.P.C A party for dumb motherfurckers. They ought to use the money to cure Tinubu's mouth odor rather than wasting money on a T.v station that shows only cartoons. 5 Likes |
Travel / Re: 10 Reasons Why I'm Leaving America And Moving To Nigeria by Masturbation(f): 9:11am On Mar 16, 2015 |
Bollinger: Lol 1 Like |
Travel / Re: 10 Reasons Why I'm Leaving America And Moving To Nigeria by Masturbation(f): 9:07am On Mar 16, 2015 |
Bollinger:Are you in the Military ?? Military is the only alternative you can get a citizenship with a short period of time but not in 6 months. What was your company when you went to drill ?? 1 Like |
Travel / Re: 10 Reasons Why I'm Leaving America And Moving To Nigeria by Masturbation(f): 9:05am On Mar 16, 2015 |
Bollinger: I told you i lived in New york for 9 solid years not visitation. I do go go drills every last saturday of each month in Fort Benning, Georgia. 1 Like |
Travel / Re: 10 Reasons Why I'm Leaving America And Moving To Nigeria by Masturbation(f): 9:01am On Mar 16, 2015 |
Bollinger: Please & Please. You are not an American citizen, you're just a permanent legal resident. You can't get a citizenship in 6 month. You only get your citizenship after living for 5 years in America 2 Likes |
Travel / Re: 10 Reasons Why I'm Leaving America And Moving To Nigeria by Masturbation(f): 8:56am On Mar 16, 2015 |
Bollinger: Do you know how many years i lived in New York ?? Do you know if i'm in the National Guard ?? 1 Like |
Travel / Re: 10 Reasons Why I'm Leaving America And Moving To Nigeria by Masturbation(f): 8:52am On Mar 16, 2015 |
adconline: How old is Nigeria ?? How old is Pakistan ?? How old is America ?? 2 Likes |
Travel / Re: 10 Reasons Why I'm Leaving America And Moving To Nigeria by Masturbation(f): 8:50am On Mar 16, 2015 |
Bollinger: Wait.. you spent 5 years in America ?? 6 in Germany ?? 7 in Britain ?? You can lie for Africa 2 Likes |
Travel / Re: 10 Reasons Why I'm Leaving America And Moving To Nigeria by Masturbation(f): 8:48am On Mar 16, 2015 |
sammynwaGod: Lol Why can't i get in in a week ?? |
Travel / Re: 10 Reasons Why I'm Leaving America And Moving To Nigeria by Masturbation(f): 8:47am On Mar 16, 2015 |
Bollinger: What is so special about New York ?? I lived in Cat skills for nine years before i left that fucking country 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Army In Final Push Against Boko Haram In Gwoza, Sambisa, Goneri. by Masturbation(f): 8:45am On Mar 16, 2015 |
ribbit: |
Politics / Re: Army In Final Push Against Boko Haram In Gwoza, Sambisa, Goneri. by Masturbation(f): 8:37am On Mar 16, 2015 |
mustymatic: You're not ok. You don't have anything |
Travel / Re: 10 Reasons Why I'm Leaving America And Moving To Nigeria by Masturbation(f): 8:36am On Mar 16, 2015 |
Bollinger: Trust me. You ought not to be called a Nigerian. I can sell you in your own village. When was the last time you visited ?? 2 Likes |
Travel / Re: 10 Reasons Why I'm Leaving America And Moving To Nigeria by Masturbation(f): 8:34am On Mar 16, 2015 |
Bollinger: Don't you understand English ?? Does "I have been to" and "I live " have the same meaning ?? You're a slave in another man's land. American citizenship is crap, i don't also need it, if i want it next week i can get it 4 Likes |
Travel / Re: 10 Reasons Why I'm Leaving America And Moving To Nigeria by Masturbation(f): 8:25am On Mar 16, 2015 |
Bollinger: I will like to see thieves being lynched in broad daylight killing at least 12 kids, i will like to see policemen collecting 20 naira in Nigeria. It is 70% better than seeing a 17 year old boy entering a high school & going on a shooting spree, a man killing his wife, five children & himself, Mexican gangs killing people in the streets of california, Illinois gang members killing people people like fowls, Government sending her own citizens to the electric chair & gas chambers, serial killers abducting,killing & burying 80 women they killed in the basement of the homes. 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Army In Final Push Against Boko Haram In Gwoza, Sambisa, Goneri. by Masturbation(f): 8:11am On Mar 16, 2015 |
sleek4: Why not join the Nigerian Army & find out the truth. Bastard 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Army In Final Push Against Boko Haram In Gwoza, Sambisa, Goneri. by Masturbation(f): 8:10am On Mar 16, 2015 |
mustymatic: I can feed your family for 10 years With the money i spend on flights every year. 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Army In Final Push Against Boko Haram In Gwoza, Sambisa, Goneri. by Masturbation(f): 8:08am On Mar 16, 2015 |
ribbit: You birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory. If Jonathan gave the Nigerian Army the Go ahead other to kill them boko haram when they first started, the Human rights activist would have cried foul, the western press would have termed jonathan evil. Goodluck jonathan called them for peace talk which they declined. Goodluck jonathan offered them Amnesty which they declined. America & S.A didn't want to sell arm to Nigeria. Now, we have gotten the Arms from China & Russia, it is till to kill you & Boko haram. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Army In Final Push Against Boko Haram In Gwoza, Sambisa, Goneri. by Masturbation(f): 7:59am On Mar 16, 2015 |
Dear, Lord.. Please, kill me if Buhari wins this election. I can say this because i know that he's not gonna win |
Politics / Re: Army In Final Push Against Boko Haram In Gwoza, Sambisa, Goneri. by Masturbation(f): 7:57am On Mar 16, 2015 |
Buhari lost the presidential race 3 times. What makes him think he's gonna win this very one. 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Army In Final Push Against Boko Haram In Gwoza, Sambisa, Goneri. by Masturbation(f): 7:54am On Mar 16, 2015 |
mustymatic: Your father is jobless, why not tell him to join the Nigerian army. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Army In Final Push Against Boko Haram In Gwoza, Sambisa, Goneri. by Masturbation(f): 7:52am On Mar 16, 2015 |
Usman212s: Abok1. You don't know anything 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Army In Final Push Against Boko Haram In Gwoza, Sambisa, Goneri. by Masturbation(f): 7:51am On Mar 16, 2015 |
The Boko haram & their sponsor A.P.C will all be dead in few weeks. Firstly, Goodluck jonathan offered to peace talk with them but Buhari their sponsor doesn't want it that way. Secondly, Goodluck jonathan offered them amnesty which they declined. We are left with no option than to kill them all. 2 Likes |
Travel / Re: 10 Reasons Why I'm Leaving America And Moving To Nigeria by Masturbation(f): 7:45am On Mar 16, 2015 |
ttmacoy: Stop ranting like a hungry dog. Your father & Obasanjo are age mates but obansanjo did good for his country. Now tell me what your father did for Nigeria. 1 Like |
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