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This man don see us finish.

Power don off him brain

Abeg what is the meaning of this man's name?

I dey see heavy stupidity for him face

mindtricks:
Don't mind them. I even heard those beheaded and murdered by the free terrorists singing from their grave, on your mandate we shall stand, talk less of the living.

I believe you're being sarcastic

This is heartbreaking.

Nigeria is not a country

richmond500:
In 2027, we suppose tell Arsenal to come defend our votes.
These animals defended for 100mins

Even on top of my pain of losing to PSG, this cracked me up like mad😂😂😂😂

Badadvisor:
E dey do me like make i do 500k naira give away if gunners win, like 100k to 4 gunners and man u🔴 fans in the building and 100k for one Chelshit fan that's ready to see the light and denounce that useless club today

E go make sense comrade

Astonmartin:
I will deactivate my account if Assnal wins this evening. A very shameless club with no European history, even Celtic, Nottingham, Aston villa, Porto, benfica, hamburg, feynord and PSV has won it.
What were their forefathers and legends of Assnal being doing that made them not to have win this trophy and join the big boys table? I believe they're really cursed and should always be used as a good example of the butterfly that thinks itself a bird.
European virgin today, tomorrow and forever

Omo, this is an upgraded version of this whole banter.

Go Gunners. Shame your enemies this evening.

tiswell:
that's potentially 6.5million in return.

He's not a wise investor

You believe that man post?

[quote author=sandra2025 post=139539651]Oh! That's a big risk.
Half time, it's 0-0.
Draw soup and under 1.5 loading...
N5million no be beans oh.
That money don reach to set someone up.[/quote

You dey believe that man capping?

jamafa:
Make dem no do anything bah?? Because say we get security challenges??

Security of life and properties of citizens is the first and primary responsibility of government. And that should be given top priority. EOD

Obapluto:
Nothing for the south east I guess.. and you wonder why they keep agitating with foolish leaders up there.. one Nigeria but this is a scam.

Elon is unimpressed

Go and read again.

The fifth column will clear your doubts.

Before all these proposed rail lines becomes a reality, bandits and terrorists go don kidnap everybody put inside bush.

tfelicityk:
Good one. These will make Nigerians over there feel that people in the government still cares for them. They may monopolised it as tribal, ethnic and religious if they wanted.

Those people he meant there - are they willingly to talk to their people to let go the deadlines and eviction date they gave non indigen to leave their country.

Don't get it twisted oooooo. PO is still an elder statesman in Anambra State politics where he rule as a Governor as then. The government still pay him his monthly due and other benefits.

Are you sure of the last sentence?

PO does not collect a dime from the state as pension or whatever.

Wayo man

When they alight from the train, 1400 naira fuel go still welcome them.

Why is NPFL last games of the season not on frontpage?

Just asking. When we cannot promote our own, who will?

Congratulations to Gunners

@Sonofgod come and cry here

Use your tears and complete the characters

alobright17:
We’re the champions of England.

If your team did not win EPL during Pep era Omo you’re a fake champion.

COYG.

Up Gunners

This one loud 🔊🔊🔊🔊. Heavy banter

Pep terrorize EPL no be small

wonlasewonimi:
'Put your mic where your mouth is' .... Tinubu is one of the dumbest Presidents in the world.

Omo, that lady took him to the cleaners.

You want to drop a valid opinion and you held the mic 🎤🎤 to your ears.

Kalulu44:
For the fact they're not denying knowing Frank Edoho says a lot about what the wife know and openly called them out.
You see that talk "Frank is a great guy and a very good friend of mine" carries weight.
Make we just leave am like that, kpakam!

😂😂😂😂

E fit be weight inside boxers

Sonofgod1990:
If dis game end in draw I will lose about 400k for sportybet but I wouldn't mind. Arsenal must lose or draw dis game.

By God grace

Chop fess before you announce audio give away.

Wotowotoman:
Which kind person be this Declan Rice? After Chelsea sack am, na this same West Ham give am lifeline that helped him go to Arsenal, and yet he dey here dey try make them go relegation. Which kind wicked soul be this?

Nothing personal. It's just business.

U get time to compile this bunch of crap

tuzle:
some of u spread false info. Which restaurant can u use 1k to eat? I am waiting for name and address.

With 1k, you will just eat something that will make you throw saliva for a whole day.

Imagine a country highest currency denomination

aariwa:
Overrated slum where Nigeria concentrated pumping into oil boom era revenues under from Gowon to Babangida because they lived there in dodan barracks instead of spreading it out to the rest of the country

Tell them oooo

WizardOfNG:
This guy makes me laugh believing Obi has a shred of credibility. Same Obi that condemned some "structure of criminality" yet went to become their gang leader.

What a joke.

I will recommend a movie for you.

Den of thieves part 2. Go see it and come back and edit this your comment.

Kyn4life:
Here in Akwa Ibom it's still ₦1, 400

I believe you heard from one of your top politicians that if not for Tinubu policies, we will be buying fuel for 5k a litre.

I am still wondering how he arrived at such submission

mightyleks:
You get car come dey earn ₦100k monthly bro sell the car

Rather than selling, why not use for transportation business.

nurudeen181:
You no know say stupid and foolish things dey sell for Nigeriapass..

This one has weaken me finally.

Is this supposed to make headlines?

abc115:
One useless pastor or apostle will be lying from pulpit that the President has not done anything

TO ALL TINUBU SUPPORTERS: WHEN YOU ARE ASKED WHAT TINUBU HAS DONE IN HAS 3 YEARS IN OFFICE; HERE IS WHAT YOU ARE TO SHOW THEM.

The blind must see what President Bola Ahmed Tinubu has done ✅ ♾ 🦇
(REPOST AGGRESSIVELY IF YOU ARE FOR TINUBU)

🏛 Governance & Finance
• 💰 NELFUND
• 🏦 CreditCorp
• 🏛 LGA Autonomy
• 💵 Naira-for-Crude Policy
• 💳 National Credit Guarantee Company (NCGC)
• 🏗 Budget Deficit Down: from 50% (2023) → 25% (2025)
• 💼 Tax Bill passed
• 💹 Increased Revenue
• 💶 Non-Oil Exports Up 40% in 2 years
• 💰 Over $40bn Foreign Investment
• 📈 Stock Exchange Boom
• 📊 Trade Surplus: ₦18 trillion in 2 years
• 🔒 No More Printing Money for FAAC
• 💵 States No Longer Borrow to Pay Salaries

⚙️ Economic & Infrastructure Reforms
• 🌾 Livestock Ministry
• 🏭 SAPZ (Special Agric Processing Zones)
• 🚍 Compressed Natural Gas (CNG) Initiative
• 🛠 Refineries Activation (Shut Only When Unprofitable)
• 🛣 Coastal Highway: Lagos–Calabar
• 🛣 Sokoto–Badagry & Other Legacy Roads
• ⛽️ Oil-Asset-Metering / Oil Theft Reduction
• 💧 NNPC Funds Credited Directly
• ⛏ Mining Reforms
• ⚓️ Maritime Enhanced Monitoring System (MEMS)
• 🌍 Positive Balance of Trade
• 🏠 MREIF Mortgage Initiative

🧑‍🏫 Social & Development Initiatives
• 👷‍♀️ 3MTTT (Tech Talent Training)
• 🧑‍🔧 TVET (Technical & Vocational Education Training)
• 🧒 Nutrition 774 Initiative
• 🧭 Renewed Hope Ward Development Programme (8,089 Wards Nationwide)
• 🌱 Green Imperative Project
• 🧵 Cotton, Textile & Garment Dev. Board
• 🍫 Cocoa Board Reinstated
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• 🏫 DL4ALL (NITDA Digital Learning for All)
• 🧑‍⚕️ National Health Fellows Programme
• 🧍 Forest Guards for 1,149 Reserves
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• 🌐 SUPA (Smart Urban Planning Agenda)
• 🚌 6 Mega CNG Bus Terminals (Regional Zones)
• 🏢 Jobs & Training Support for 1000 Beneficiaries per Ward

🏥 Reforms Continue Nationwide:
• ⚕️ Health Reforms
• 💊 Increased Medical Investment
• 🧍‍♂️ Minimum Wage (100%+ Increment)
• 📉 IMF Debt reduced from $3.26bn → $800.23m
• 💷 Cleared $7bn Forex Backlog
• 🏦 CBN Stabilised
• 🏢 Loans to Industries and SMEs
• 🌍 6 Regional Development Commissions

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Load of bullshit. Go back to the Whatsapp group and bring more.

Where that devil wey been dey ginger am now?