₦airaland Forum

Osiris12:
I just came here to laugh.

Signify if you come here to do the same

I dey here with you. Laff wn tear my Belle

efeteb:
What a country with people of strong religious beliefs and orientations

Na wetin de baffle me be this comrade.

NwaNimo1:
Akwa Ibom 2nd?

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.....how manage?

Akwa Ibom no drink reach Rivers state. Statistics is wrong.

Small yansh

Man U will still win this game with a wonderful comeback.

wiseone28:
learn another something make una no come saturate the market abeg

The sky is wide enough for all the birds to fly.

Firebox123:
don't come back to this forum to post any scamming post about him ooo

If not

So him dey scam people?

lemoma:
I just read where someone accused you of begging for 1000naira

I will advise you to get a life instead of wasting away on nairaland

If you need a handwork, I will personally train you solar installation free of charge and I think that should be fetching you some money provided that you are ready to learn

Please I dey ready to learn that solar installation. Thanks

APOPTOSIS:
Go carry, you have my support.
Arsenal don suffer
U can engage the Olosho this night but tell her I will complete the payment immediately after the second leg

I believe you. Don't bother to pay now. I will import one from Brazil after the second leg.

You can take care of that one.

APOPTOSIS:
Are you an Arsenal fan...?
10k for you.
Tell the Olosho say I go pay her, na me send u.
Go and enjoy yourself

Abeg I need someone to pay olosho for me.

The joy is everlasting.

DMerciful:
What's with APC people and the practice of idolatry?

Doyin Okupe - Tinubu is like Jesus Christ

Umahi - Coastal road is like heaven

Different types of craze indeed

Like he had seen how heaven looks like.

If they should tell him today, oya die so you can go and see how heaven look like.

I bet you Umahi will run away.

Karlovych:
Qualifications and work experience of the perpetrators

1. Ridwan Bello
Bachelor's of Engineering- Skeletal Engineering from Oduduwa University
Harvhead Business School- Machete-suchetts

Employment history- Skull Mining Engineer at Julius Bergheaders 2014-present

2. Fatai Adeleke
Bachelor's of Engineering- Skeletal Engineering from Oduduwa University

Employment history- Skull Analyst at Ikoyi Cemetery 2019-present

What? Skull Analyst. So you mean he can differentiate between flat skull and cone skull

Let's pray for Manchester United before It is too late

mutumina007:
Yes ofcourse, he will use Rivers state treasury to build Nko village and Yakuur LG. That's the idea.

Wicked clap back

Hahahahaha

Amotolongbo:
says who?

The best thing he can do to himself is to come back to Nigeria to start a new life.

With that conviction on him, he is a good as useless in the UK cos he can’t be cleared for PVG and DBS affecting his application for jobs and housing, the credit record is badly affected and would affect his applications for loan.

I would rather come back to Nigeria where people don’t really know about the conviction and “enforcing” criminal record than staying back in the UK

Yeah, you got some valid points.

If he comes back to Nigeria, na steady bombing.

ChicagoFires:
Okpebolo wey no fit introduce himself well is dey put mouth for Rivers State matters wey big pass ham🤒

E better make him change that official portrait.

The head be like nothing dey inside.

ogmask:
Wonders shall never end, okpebolo sef dey talk.

As in ehhhhh. What's this character.

So proud to say States are sharing 1.6 trillion monthly. He forgot to mention how much is his state IGR per month. How did we end up handing governance to blockheads?

Empty brains in government houses.

Guyman will be on steady smiling mode

DesChyko:
If the violence continues, the State of Emergency will only be extended as there is now further proof of violence in the state. In summary, the winners are in Abuja. The losers remain the mandate of the people of Rivers.

Quick thought: How is it that a pipeline explosion so devastating that it triggered a State of Emergency, was so quickly repaired and operations resumed under 3 days? Even experts in the oil industry were stunned.

The more you look, the less you see.

Oil dey your head. I doudted the report of the pipeline repairs someone quoted me and said I hate good news.
The magic going on in the country ehhh.

Nokio2:
Yes I
One is obsessed with power
One is obsessed with fubara
One is obsessed with waist

The mob boss and his coparegimes.

Tohsynetita1:
Dm
On 0803154250 nine. If I can help

Just followed you on FB now.

Will reach out

This Akwa Ibom own is what I don't understand. Highest producer but nothing to show for.


God abeg oooo.

melanch:
Excellent work! Next, let's focus on planning train routes from Lagos to Calabar, including strategic stopovers along the way.

Is it no too shameful that this is 2025 and there is no rail line linking Calabar to any part of the country.

The first capital of Nigeria. It's heartbreaking.

nothingspoil70:
I believe this because I am a believer of good news

Well, if you cannot differentiate between propaganda and fact, that's a problem.

If you believe this, then you can believe anything.

Na waoooo. With this high level hanging and suicide, skull mining. How many people come remain for that state like this?

Ykc2:
Sam omatseye this man here?this guys are funny to insult others is good but you won't insult them back

Really? Is that Sam Omatseye. They really went too far on Jonathan

easytig:
To eat three square meal na grace of God for the middle class

Middle class still dey this country so?

Kasdat5:
Owners of those tankers , wetin dem go do now ??
Probably they’ll let them load other products .

They may likely respond by embarking on strike to cause the people another phase of suffering.

I am just thinking of the next category of tax that Tinubu will introduce soon.

Man just wanna pai his countrymen with taxes.

This is going to be one of APC milestone achievements.