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armadeo:
God forbid

See me see trouble comrade.

With all the experience we have had with these names. Person still get mind shortlist them.

Swear this one pass jazz

UTILITYMAY:
South West: Babatunde Fashola
North West: Rabiu Kwankwaso
South East: Charles Soludo
North East: Babagana Zulum
South South: Godswill Akpabio
North Central: Bukola Saraki

Remove Akpabio from there

Menclothing1:
This is the benefit of having your own has senate president
Akpabio is using his position well

So are you telling us that this project started when Akpabio became the Senate President?

anibirelawal:
I know some people might think I don't have the money so why I'm complaining about the list. Truth is I have made a particular payment for thier house renovation some months before I was given the list.

So after seeing the list, I realized I was on a long thing. So I quietly withdraw my self from the unforseen future liability.

Imagine. No single consideration.

anibirelawal:
Wow, this list is similar to what I was given to at INI, AkwaIbom

Na their way for that part of Akwa Ibom. Them never enter market go ask how much be ladies bike and generator alone.

Greedy lots

Macnnoli4:
I can't believe I am seeing big generator, lady motor bike and shredding machine in this list. I now see why men feel entitled to total submission from their wives after marriage. At the end of the day it is only the item labelled 'bride price' totalling 1.5 million that they will return in the event they divorce.

For where them go see 1.5 million return give the groom?

Tinubu smashing records left right and centre

Abeg wetin be the tonnage of the crane wey una wan use for this lifting make i know if e fit carry 50million youths.


Nonsense and condiments.

Quota system things.

izubext007:
how would greed allowed you to buy such bag for N12510. Enjoy ur key holder.

Abeg make she dey use am as take away plate put rice beans and plantatain .

omoredia:
This govt is a threat to national unity and security

marksonrick:
Even when a woman is cheating, she still becomes angry at the sight of seeing her husband with another woman.

Walahi. A woman will be seeing a man behind your back and still be accussing a man to keep him on edge and distract him totally from her evil doings.

Omoh, that gender.

Elzazzi:
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They are something else for simps who refuse to learn

The world is full of simp, both old and young. That's why women are having a field day over shits like this.

johbara:
Abeg who D bange day hold for that pic??

D banje hand is hanging or holding a pole.

Unless you think otherwise

Blitzking:
We're those kids given birth to before his wedding cos they are all grown up in that pics at a wedding

Good question. Nairaland FBI team can you guys fact check this.

Elzazzi:
It's an opportunity for her to advertise the simp she's marrying to the whole world. Infact she will invite some of the bad guys she has fvcked and even swallowed their cums to witness the wedding, while they laugh at the idiotic simp.

Imagine such a scenario. And the man will be smiling sheepishly believing that he has gotten a wife.

Not knowing that the bad guys are making a jest out of him while sipping the expensive wines and spirits he bought out of his sweat.

Ah, women are something else.

jafol:
The guy better do dna test on the last two. They look too igbotic

And it came to pass.

I dread who no fear women.

ALLNIGERIANSMAD:
who remember this weyrey!!!

Abeg who be the werey?

EmperorCaesar:
This one fit kill am

Not sure she ever loved him

Person wey don kill the guy already. You dey talk say e fit kill.

Just because the time been never reach to do the deed.

Make one simple man do 2 BTC to her wallet.

Na waoooo.

35million worth of jewelry sold for 5million.

You dey crane cabin with seat belt strapped. Sleep catch you. You fell from the cabin.

Or the seat for detached from the base.

U guys could have used Chinese language to explain this unfortunate incident

Cho cho cho.

See where e land VDM

NothingDoMe:
Women will never agree that they did anything.

Never. Rather they will look for who to heap the blame on.

isacolukay:
I have o. When I newly came to Benin, i spent a few months in a cheap hotel. One day, I was hearing a girl shouting from an adjoining room. I initially thought it was a girl enjoying the throes of sex, but I later realized it was a cry for help.
Upon bursting the door, I saw a secondary school boy and girl with their school uniforms lodged in the room. The scene was horrifying men. Apparently, they were coming from school and stopped by. The girl had a nylon in her hand with grubs the guy bought for her. She said she was taking it to her mother.
E just be like film for my eyes. I had to tell the manager to involve the police... At last, the police officers came and the boy, the girl and the receptionist who gave them a room for short time were taken away.

At first, what did she think following a boy into a hotel and going as far as into a room. Maybe she thought they were going for a prayer session. Women are something else

No be investor Sabinus I dey see for that picture so?

Mrincredy:
What he said is true. That stadium gives bad luck .this is same with the one in kano

Okay ooooo. Let's fix the match in Aso Rock then.

When SE wins on the same turf, it does not give bad luck. Let's be honest with ourselves. All is not well with our football administration.

Cut the stadium some s!ack. So a visiting team will now come and be lucky in your own back yard.

cathodekazim:
I don't blame him. Naija players don't take qualifiers seriously.

And that Uyo stadium to me is cursed. We have a playing pattern that suits counter attacking teams and the more reason why Rowen is bickering. God help Eagles

Oga, how Uyo stadium come be curse? Abi when team play rubbish loose, stadium come be curse.

Beverages:
Never Bite finger that fed u

E feed am with wetin? His personal wealth or Rivers state money?

You see this particular finger, na tooth pick SIM go finally turn am to.

Arsenal abeg make this game no draw ooooo

SlayQueenSlayer:
Same thing as Imo State. Dem be wan take that song kill us for camp that year. I was so happy when camp was over thinking I was leaving it behind not knowing that his songs were all over the place.

I didn't like that song, but the hit was just following people like MTN

Raf4:
If that is the case, Pastor happy hour of Akwa-Ibom beats Alex Otti hands down.

Please tell us ooooo. What has pastor happy hour been doing?