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fpeter:Ion know |
Is the op stoned ![]() |
richidinho:Am I following |
That stupid doc who perform the operation |
minimoha:Let's hear from you |
frob0genius:The opposite |
DDeliverer:Don't give in For the pressure.. seek pleasure |
op you're drunk I turn polar bears white (fur is white because they adapt to the altitude. higher atmospheric pressure slower melinin) and I will make you cry. (peer pressure) I make guys have to pee (pressure in bladder) and girls comb their hair. (peer pressure) I make celebrities look stupid (stress = pressure) and normal people look like celebrities. (again peer pressure makes u wanna look nice) I turn pancakes brown (pressure causes heat. heat makes pancakes brown) and make your champane bubble. (bubbles are the release of air and aire pressure) If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. (if you somehow squeeze a container of pressurized gas, it explodes) If you look at me, you'll pop. (could refer to peer pressure. u snap under the pressure, every body staring at you.) Say am wrong and I'll give you pressure Loolz. Pressure |
All are sleepy, |
Lemme just work hard,so i can afford valeria for my daughter.. everybody got a price ![]() |
Another scandal in making.. tiwa should just ignore.. you Can't satisfy human needs.. |
Love.. love but love.. would save All platitude that come with it..smart,brainy, and humorous |
an actual tense moment when he frowns at you.. you'll think twice before you realise that's just his face |
[b] France Preservative. Avoid asking about preservatives in France; you’ll probably be met with strange looks. It means ‘condom’ in France.French Letter: Don’t say french letter unlike in other nations of the world, it simply means a condom in France. Bra: Do you sell luxury underwear? Whilst you and I might initially understand the word to mean a garment that covers the breasts, if you’re in France your French colleagues might think you’re selling arms. ![]() Norway Pick: If you’re visiting Norway, don’t use the word ‘pick’. Your Norwegian colleague is unlikely to be impressed – it means ‘dick’ over there. Germany Gift: ‘Never look a gift horse in the mouth’, we’re told; perhaps more so in Germany where the word means ‘poison’. ![]() Latte: In Germany, latte doesn’t mean the frothy, milky concoction you get from your local Starbucks. It means ‘erect penis’ in some German quarters. Korea Salsa: Out for a Mexican in Korea? It’s probably best not to ask for salsa: it means ‘diarrhoea’ in Korean. Sweden Speed: Try not to talk about speed when in the company of others in Sweden. It means ‘fart’. Bump: If you’ve had the misfortune of a bump on your car, note that the word ‘bump’ in Swedish means ‘dump’. Speed bump: Put the above two words together and you have the phrase ‘speed bump’, which in Swedish means fart dump. Kiss: If you ask your Swedish host or hostess for a kiss, they might very well direct you to the toilets. In Swedish, the word means ‘pee’ Portugal Pay Day: If you’re in Portugal, refrain from singing with happiness that it’s ‘pay day’. No one will be impressed. In Portuguese it means “I farted”. ![]() Exquisite: Extend a compliment to your Portuguese host by describing something belonging to them as ‘exquisite’ and you might be met with askance looks: ‘esquisito’ in Portuguese means ‘weird’. ![]() Hungary Cookie: If you’re visiting Hungary, whether on business or for pleasure, avoid asking for a cookie. It means ‘small penis’ in Hungarian. Japan Jerry: It’s perhaps a little late for Ben & Jerry’s ice cream, but if you’re in Japan, avoid using the word – it means ‘diarrhoea’ over there. Italy Tremendous: Refrain from boasting about the tremendous prices you offer your clients. In this country, ‘tremendo’ is the word for ‘terrible’. Netherlands Bill: Asking for the bill might raise a few guffaws in the Netherlands: ‘bil’ means ‘buttocks’ there. Lager: It might confuse your Dutch colleagues if you were to ask for a ‘lager’ when having a few drinks with them after work. Lager means ‘storage’ in Dutch. Spain Cool: The word cool is too close for comfort to the Spanish word ‘culo'; a crude term for ‘bum’. Best avoided. So be careful when you make use of these words during communication so as not to get lost with contrary meaning and interpretation.. Culled from careeraddit. [/b] |
pretydiva:..loolz |
No insane human will admit he is insane.. he'll just tell You he's different from others.. You may turn into an archangel, a fool, or a criminal ,a social psycho ? no one will see it. But when a button is missing?everyone sees that |
Rip.. In few week she's forgotten.. y waste such precious life. |
Gbese reoo .. |
New slave.. : |
Very correct.. folks here do envy Nigeria's intelligence. |
i know camp 22 wont miss the number one spot.. ,Nigeria need such institution for our political rascals and underworld criminals...besides where is Guantanamo bay? ![]() |
The girl iz cute tho, the niccur? ![]() |
wha message re yu passing out? Wha happened to summary.. |
vizkiz:Wow. Clap for yasef, its obvious you need evaluation |
This niccur is bleeped up.. that serves her right tho, They wl never learn.. socialized beggar |
vizkiz:She's not ![]() |
Mehn ..the end is here |
There's a clue there.. two is missing.. and from behind.. 15+13+2..equals 30.. Subtracting 2 from each.. Starting with 15 |
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op you're drunk 
in France.

