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Cruize306:
My guy which unfortunate girl wan come marry you nah?

....My dear,nah one babe like that oooo.....she say since I no dey as desperate and hopelessly koboless like you,then it means say I go make a better husband than you....So,abeg,follow me happy oooo

ikem50:
see you, de there nah, are u sure u are in Rivers state. if u like tell them u are a teacher in rivers state when asked by unknown people. remember no 25m anywhere for ransom. lol

....My dear,no ves....I thought it was one on those journalist miss-yanning.I have made up my mind to only attend class when am sure there is no strange face observing me from my place of residence to the school compound. In short,I think it's time to take a sabathical leave of absence.Shey nah the small money wey I want to take marry,nah him I go carry pay ransom?...

[quote author=mamadumi post=39078056][/quote].....Seriously?....I no know say the rumour nah true oooo.Thanks for informing me.Henceforth, I will hide my staff ID,and begin carry file go school,so that people would think am searching for job.

ikem50:
hmmmmmm, How much do they think they are payiing us?
my dear I ve applied too oh. I just applied through the board for two police men that will be following me to school cos I don't want to be kidnapped, else no work from Monday. if u want to apply I can give u the letter format if u don't want pls don't discourage others. if they can kidnap here at emuoha wat of that my "near hell" school.

GOD, NA UR HAND WE DEE OOH

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.....Who kidnapped what,when,how?.....Please don't cause undue fear.Remember,the month is almost coming to an end and I don't think anyone has made arrangement for kidnappers ransom....

Cruize306:
Who come jonse himself fall for Mathematica trap na. Guy use am catch highlights small small na

....Young man,long time no read your ranting?....wetin happen nah?....abi you don dey form responsible?

.....My dear,except you want to be an example for others to learn from,its obvious you are about to be scammed by a semi illiterate low life.

Raxxye:
If you did it, say you did it; if you didn't did it,say you didn't did it!

.....No Problem,continue to did it......nah only you waka come

Raxxye:
If you did it, say you did it; if you didn't did it,say you didn't did it!

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Raxxye:
If you did it, say you did it; if you didn't did it,say you didn't did it!

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Raymondenyi:
all these nonsense u wrote, wasn't worth it, it's no sense, their is nothing like the bemuda triangle, it is only a mere myth, scientist have checked and never saw nothing..I'm surprised as to how commentators On this post, are ravishing the vain OP with accolades, not knowing he wrote figments of his imaginations.... didn't u even bother to realise there was no Source ? .. Please blacks should learn how to read and enlighten their selves, we (blacks) are haters of knowledge and we do not strife for knowledge despite the obvious fact we are the most backward race on earth it is repulsive...

....Abeg,no ves.Wetin exactly be your own problem with this article?

Raxxye:
We didn't did it

....Why didn't you did it nah?....

gold360:
u shuld call ur principal to confirm cos my LGA is also holdin her audit today

....Thanks dear,advice taken and acted upon.

A little bird told me that there would be auditing of UBE teachers in bori,on Monday,by 9pm,.....how true is it?

[quote author=aaronson post=38781796]To make you look more r€tard,stup1d and mentally paraplegic.

Go on google and type in..."What is atheist believe system?" [/qauote]....`The heavens declare the glory of God'.....if after having beheld the heavens and yet fail to see the existence of God,then bros,your case is **********

aaronson:
just when I was starting to think you know what atheism means,then you just ruined it by adding "believe system".

....then I have been wasting time with a fellow who thinks he think but not knowing what he thinks and why he thinks the way he think.

...do you not know,that for you to reason,you must have a system of believes upon which to base your reason?
As a self acclaimed atheist,who i thought is intelligent enough to reason,do you not know or where you not taught that for one to say or not to say,one must have something to say and that something constitute a set or system of believe.

....am beginning to think that your seem to be having issues with systematically organised reasoning process.

aaronson:
What?!?, Are you kidding me? "Man is a product of cosmic chance, which makes man incapable of organized thought process". Are you serious? If you have this orientation please I beg you,don't pass it down to your kid(s) just so we save planet earth.


Secondly,But the same scientific reasoning which you termed incorrect provides you with medicine when you sick,Could you do me a favour and don't ever take drugs any time you ill? Just an experiment to prove if scientific reasoning is really incorrect.


Thirdly,if you was designed by a god then who designed the buddhist indians who worship Buddha and opined your god don't exist

....As i had written earlier, I really pity you bro....You are suppose to be an atheist but does not understand what constitutes an atheist believes system....Just for the benefit of doubt,what is the basic tenets of the big bang theory,which is one supposed support for atheism?

aaronson:
And since you understand your fullness and purposeness of your existence,what's makes you different from one who never worship or know your god but lives on as you?

Speaking about redemption,what's redemption got to do with debunking a non existent being?

The funniest thing is the way you being sorry for me is same way am being sorry for you for using organic thoughts in conformity with the masses.

....Organic thought process in conformity with the masses?....and this happened without the creature's decision? since,according to your scientific finding and believes (why do you believe what you believe?....only intelligence breed believes.),man is a product of cosmic chance.Which,should make man,incapable of organized thought process.

Talking about redemption, it is needed for a soul,that is capable of reasoning (scientifically) but would rather reason (incorrectly) that its act of reasoning, is a chanced process that does not require intelligence to bring it into existence, hence,there is no God.

The unique thing about my existence,is that I know that I am not a product of accidental,cosmic mistake,hence,I believe that I am/is designed for a reason,by an intelligent being, called God.Whose power,called into existence,minds that would not acknowledged his existence but would rather reason (without considering why and how they came to reason) that he (God) does not exist.

aaronson:
One more reason to bullsh1t the holy fcuk1nq bible and disprove dog oppsss I mean god!

My main point is,without science how would we have known that,we in a planet protected by the ozone layer habitable for life existence?

Did god purposely made other planet irrelevant for life existence and concentrated all his effort on earth when he could easily create other zombies else where to worship his dumb azz....I'm sorry for that tho but I aint gay to worship his azz.

....Am sorry bro.It's only that same God you feel nothing for,that can help you understand the outer emptiness and purposelessness of your current existence and doubt.... the only problem is,since your don't seem to believe he exist,then,where cometh your redemption?.... Am really sorry for you,bro.

Georgine:
Goodmorning to you all,please I have received an employment offer in a fed parastatal and want to resign from the teaching job. Please can someone help me on how to go about the resignation? Thank you

Why do I have the feeling that you already know what to do?

.....OR THE NEW PENSION LAW?.....OR DO WE WAIT UNTIL 2048?

IN CASE I HAD MISSED SOMETHING,DID I MISSED SOMEONE TALK ABOUT PENSION, PFA...PFC....PENCOM?

dexpee4life:
The two months would favour those that would be working for 35 years before retirement. They would retire by October 2048

.....SORRY OOOOO,..BIKO,MAKE I ASK YOU AND UNA,THIS MUMU QUESTION....WHICH COMPANY IS INCHARGE OF YOUR CONTRIBUTORY PENSION SCHEME?.... HOW MUCH YOU AND RIVERS STATE GOVERNMENT DON CONTRIBUTE SINCE UNA START TO WORK OR COLLECT SALARY?...... OR IS IT TOO EARLY TO WORRY ABOUT RETIREMENT?

AT YOUR AGE,YOU'RE YET TO GAIN ADMISSION INTO THE UNIVERSITY BUT IS CONCERNED WITH WHAT A PROSTITUTE WORE TO CLUB?....I PITY THE FUTURE OF THIS COUNTRY

I GOT A JOB WITHOUT SUBMITTING ANY CV...WHAT WOULD YOU MAKE OF THAT?

THIS IS A PERFECT EXAMPLE OF GULLIBILITY ON THE PART OF THE OP AND THOSE THAT COMMENTED WITHOUT BOTHERING TO READ PAST THE HEADLINE......SO,ITS EITHER THE OP IS DOING A SURVEY ON HOW STUPID MOST NAIRALANDERS ARE,OR THERE IS SOMETHING MISSING SOMEWHERE.

NOT INTERESTED IN ANY OF THEM.....SO,FOR ME,THEY BETTER REMAIN DEAD.

CHEI....SEE MY UNCLE,ADAM ASS-HOLEMOLE....WHY CANT HE BUY SOME HEIGHT INSTEAD OF MARRYING THAT MUMMY WATER PIKIN.....

passarella013:
dear when did u receive ur first, April or march?

Febuary 18th 2014

FCMB alert received.UBE,one month plus perhaps one month arrears.Total 130k

My dear brother,am an applicant too but is very hopeful that our merciful and soon to return saviour would provide us something to do while he tarry.I would advice your to always check guardian newspaper every Tuesdays and Thursdays for vacancy placement.Was reliably informed by someone working in guardian newspaper that most company that want to be anonymous,often pay guardian newspaper to advertise an opening withing their company.Which means,that these vacancies on guardian newspaper are genuine.May our high priest, whose offering in the heavenly sanctuary,is the reason for our hope,fulfill your heart desires.Amen.

acunon:
Popular singer, African China took to his Instagram account to show off his massive Television.
See photos below!

Source:https://instagram.com/p/3_oprHj2o4/

....That's the TV in the rivers state government house.It was sold to him by ameachi before he left the empty house for the new governor.The TV also came with a free photograph of Goodluck. The TV remote is even old and inefficient,that's why he has to be near the TV to use the remote.