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makeway02:
See all ur thread, help this help that.

Tomorrow what will b d next thread about? Werey

Try get sense Smh

makeway02:
Only u dey open thread on help.

Wetin u dey gain with all these fake stories, are u these bored?

I'm not faking okay as your self if you are bored or not werey

ukaface:
I don't understand the sexual starvation going on in Nigeria o.
You see say girl get boil, your d.ick no flat, you didn't loose appetite you still chook head with condom.
Well, actually you can't escape whatever is intended for you, it was already marked that something will happen to your sexual life on that day, so the condom breaking still shows that we can't run away from destiny especially avoidable ugly ' destiny '.
Go get yourself checked, and also inform her to check herself with a doctor.

Babe na konji kill me my girl travelled

Stallionhorse:
See this chicken!!! Your prick nah razor blade?? Why e dey tear condom?

Shut up idiot my finger tore it while trying to arrange it and I didn't know

[quote author=Currentblog post=116242628][/quote]Okay thanks

Freelane33:
If it’s not more than 24 / 48 hours
Get the drug below for all bacterial infections

Okay thanks not up to 24 hours what's the cost?

TheZeezle:
The truth is Yes! you don enter am. Go test

What kind of test should I conduct bro?

Typicool8:
You need a test asap

I'm scared bro God

So there is street girl that I asked out yesterday she came with her sister to sleep over at my house today while fingering the girl I noticed boils on her private part I put on a condom and we had sex only to find out the condom got torn while having sex but I didn't ejaculate and my penis is paining me are there chances that I might have contracted a disease from her please help me

ubunja:
she'll still lust over more guys. The aim is for you to be part of the group of men she lusts for cause then the sex will be far easy for you and better than if you were of part of the beta bucks group.

Okay thanks understood! I'm finding it out swallowing the red pill because of my girl she was a virgin when I met her been the only one down there she lusts madly of me but I'm still convincing myself that I'm not going to be the only nigger that will eats the cochie is hard tho but I will try so I don't get hurt this is a girl that spends on me

ubunja:
tag me,, wanna hear this one. This world is becoming more and more bs daily. Stay strong.

Please I want to ask a question when a girl lusts over a guy are there chances she will still lust over more guys I don't clearly understand this part in your miseducation need some clarification please thanks

Fira09:
Don't believe any Nigerian girl about virginity, They are all disflowered.

Know this and no peace.

I believe this bro I can't believe my 2 big fingers can penetrate a virgin

Hello NL I have this girl that we are dating for some time now...... she said she is a virgin she is an undergraduate I was shocked when she told me she is a virgin cuz I know is hard for a girl to remain a virgin while in school with all those Playboy's..... we have been for 3 months now. and I have spent quite a large figure on her fast forward to when she visited me yesterday things got hot I tried fingering her and found out 2 out my fingers when in with ease..... we didn't have sex as she didn't allow me penetrate but I'm still surprised is it possible that a virgin can accommodate 2 fingers in her without any hitch?

emmaodet:
At bolded is true.
Bro, i am an unbeliever too but i am a bit convinced about this man that he is using a power.
How can someone tell you in january that before the year ends he sees you ubunja working in egypt. That is crazy and wild.
You know most likely you will be in south africa but he says he sees you working in egypt and it came to pass. How will guys explain he is fake and just guessing.

This man told me he saw me working in arab country, called the country name, saw me wearing their jalamiya etc and it came to pass.
He doesn't know my father-in-law. I stay in lagos area he stays in Ph about 800km apart.
And he described my FIL, saw him worked in arabic muslim country (saudi) etc.
Called me that i will be in a south african country working early this year and even called the name of the company.
DO you know the funny thing ubunja? This company i am working with presently don't take nigeria certificate. They only take guys with foreign certificate so when he said he saw me working there, i didn't believe him.
Since january, he told me to apply but i didn't answer him not until april that i sluggishly applied without expecting a reply and i was taken as he first nigerian with nigeria license.
Bro, many wild things he told me that i don't believe yet came to pass.
How do you explain that? for those who says he is fake and only guessing.
Told me i will get a job times 3 of my salary and it came to pass.
Let me shock you again - He told me in June this year that by August/September i will get another job or offer as good as my current one or better.
Again, i didn't believe him because i am neither applying for jobs again or expecting any. Told him that and he said the job will come anyhow, that even if i don't apply, someone will call me for it.
Last friday, my former company crewing manager called me that she recommended me to her colleague in another company looking for my position and they are ready to hire me if i am ready. Please, how do i explain this?

Please give me the contact of this prophet,for me he might just be cashing out on the prophecies but this guy(prophet) is something if you lose him hmmm just think bro

Big oyeberibe wanna be red piller foolish simp

Tegabadguy:
go aboki pharmacy go ask

Aboki get pharmacy?

Tegabadguy:
hmmm maybe but you have to use drugs .......

What drugs?

Tegabadguy:
guy he happen to me....you beta stop

So when I stop it my dick size will come back to normal?

Tegabadguy:
very very bad

I stopped it before but being home alone got me at it again but I have made a decree to stop it from today onward

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Tegabadguy:
don't stop masturbate

So masturbation is that bad?

A 20 year old would stick to you, once you have inter course with her no matter who ever trys to woo her,

What makes you think so?

matthewkotin41:
You may be missing something in your description. 4inchs girth is still bigger than normal even for an African man.

I didn't measure it tho a mistake

BigDawsNet:
There's nothing like shrinking unless you become 70 years old man overnight

Sometimes erection works with our mind...

When you measure your gentile at a comfort, excited, and less worried time... you likely to get the accurate reading

But

When you measure your gentile when you pass through some personal shitt... you personal may feel... "I'm fine nothing is wrong" but deep down ur mind is not settle... so with this... it's going to be pretty hard to get ur normal size erection...

At that moment if u measure... u will definitely get half of ur normall reading...

Sort ur mind first den measure again

Okay thanks

BigCowHornn:
It will return back to normal size after a while. The issue is you Masaru bate a lot.. often 2 or more times a day putting a lot of pressure on it. Stop that.

I am well endowed such that some women can't take it whole. When that happens I settle for hand jobs and they have to use both hands cos d gbola long

If I have sex like that more than 3 times in a day or 2 like on weekends my Dick aches and seems to shrink
It hurts for days.
I learned to stop the hard way

Okay

Mufakirnaqdiun:
How did you come about that, did you measure it or you are being scared for nothing?
Masturbating does not affect penis size unless you are going really crazy ’bout it.

So don’t worry it’s all safe, natural and normal.

I didn't measure it but it now looks smaller in my eyes

Hello Nl I just discovered 2 days ago after I masturbated that my girth size is shrinking my girth size was over 4 inches now is barely 3 inches is there any remedy to this please I need advise

Explorerx:
That ….,,,,,,,,,,,,
Wtf
I no fit understand the rubbish you Dey type
Guy you are a fool ……damnnnn
Better leave that ugly hag of yours and put more effort on English lessons

Can your babe ever? Read the screenshots below I no get your time try go rest your brain really need am before you go yaba left go do wetin I no know

Please I need advice I won't let this Fulani herdmen's boy divert my thread

Explorerx:
See your English sef
‘ is weird I told you’
Baba can’t you differentiate between its and is
The only thing weird there is your English
Which king low caliber girl you Dey follow sef
I no even read una chat before
Now wey I read am I just realized I have wasted my time with mentally deranged slowpoke

That English fit buy your evening newspaper mama food to chop shey you know �