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Romance / Re: Whose Daughter Is This? *photo* by mattiecute(f): 3:18pm On Jan 29, 2018
Young and stupid undecided
Celebrities / Re: Doro Mama (tiwa) Spotted Between Two Richest Musicians In The World by mattiecute(f): 11:42pm On Jan 27, 2018
Is lyk she was overwhelmed with joy.. How much did they give her abeg??.
Romance / Re: 2018 Festival:80,000 Bare-breasted Virgins Dance Nak3d For Swaziland's Rich King by mattiecute(f): 11:29pm On Jan 27, 2018
So those aunties in the 3rd pics too are virginslipsrsealed
Imagine this man also made an albino dance prolly bare chested in that weatherundecided

Africans eehn
Romance / Re: Ladies If Your Guy Did This To You? (Viewer discretion) by mattiecute(f): 10:17pm On Jan 27, 2018
Maybe the poor thing had an accident oo..
But all this yeye bloggers will just use any picture they see just to get attention...
Yeye everywhere..
Be asking us stupid question shogbo
Romance / Re: See The Messages A Porn Star Receives From A 12 Year Old Boy by mattiecute(f): 4:45pm On Jan 23, 2018
hanassholesolo:

I wonder how much shiit got into the men's penis.
And I wonder how much has gotten into ur brain.. dimwit
Romance / Re: See The Messages A Porn Star Receives From A 12 Year Old Boy by mattiecute(f): 9:10am On Jan 23, 2018
hanassholesolo:


Had no idea it was that descriptive. I mean I didn't even get into details about the fact that the cum she licked in the end was a combination of shiiit, blood (from the tear in her A-hole) and sperm. It's disgusting. She doesn't have the right to give advise with that lips and i'm not even condemning/judging her in anyway.
Don't ever quote me to write such sh1t ever again..
iyeh

#arrantnonsense
Romance / Re: Who's The Owner Of This Meme? (pics) by mattiecute(f): 7:06am On Jan 23, 2018
AyamConfidence:
truth is I was not munching it ooo... I was asked to pose for the camera and I had so much fun doing it

In fact he took up to 10 shots....... They just selected this one for publicity
@ least u had fun and u're still having fun with ur pics being used as meme
enjoy ur fame jare

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Romance / Re: See The Messages A Porn Star Receives From A 12 Year Old Boy by mattiecute(f): 8:18pm On Jan 22, 2018
At least she's trying to help in her own way cos she feels that the kids are just too small to get involved in such acts

is he an hypocrite
to an extent she is, but she didn't deliver those videos directly to the kids to watch

most pple calling her hypocrite are the bigger hypocrites... just because u don't display ur own act of frivolities in public sites doesn't give u any moral justification to judge her

btw; bro hanassholesolo na wa oo na descriptive essay easy u like dis... shame dey catch me to quote u sef grin
Romance / Re: She Said Yes! 45years Old Man Set To Wed His 19 Years Old Lover.(photo) by mattiecute(f): 7:27pm On Jan 22, 2018
After he must have finish shagg^^g the older sisters undecided I can't even feel for the girl sef... she's obviously in love cheesycheesy
Hml to them
Celebrities / Re: If You Were To Give Your Child A City's Name In Nigeria What Will It Be? by mattiecute(f): 9:17am On Jan 22, 2018
Escalze:
Is it your eye? undecided
It cannot be my eyes na cos unlike u i don't have blurred vision Mtseew tongue
Literature / Re: Sneaker (short Story) by mattiecute(f): 9:01am On Jan 22, 2018
I am here oo ..
I've been awaiting an update like forever
Op ur way of writing is unique and u got a really nice piece up there... Thumps up
D part where ur male protagonist wrote a poem really got me laughing cos break up at tyms do bring out d hidden talent in pple..
A friend of mine actually turned to a lyricist and he's loving it though

Ps: don't forget to mention me in subsequent updates

More ink to ur pen bro
Celebrities / Re: If You Were To Give Your Child A City's Name In Nigeria What Will It Be? by mattiecute(f): 7:40am On Jan 22, 2018
Escalze:
Carlifonia cool
Smh.. Sleep still dey ur eyes sha
Celebrities / Re: If You Were To Give Your Child A City's Name In Nigeria What Will It Be? by mattiecute(f): 7:32am On Jan 22, 2018
Ife is a city, one could pronounce it as ife (love)..
Abeg where is Akpawfu located oo..
I just can't imagine someone's child with that name cheesy
Romance / Re: Who's The Owner Of This Meme? (pics) by mattiecute(f): 2:26pm On Jan 21, 2018
benzene00:
I have been seeing this picture very much often on nairaland...

Word has it that he's a nairaland

If true what's his moniker cause I have a special gift for him..


Pls help
Bros oya comman give him the gift oo
Abi u don change ur mind?? undecided
Romance / Re: Who's The Owner Of This Meme? (pics) by mattiecute(f): 2:23pm On Jan 21, 2018
cheesy cheesy grin grin
AyamConfidence:
bros abeg where is the gift.... I dey look for all the gifts I can muster right now
Bros u cute oo grin
Quick question
What was going thru ur mind when u were munching dat poor chicken
Romance / Re: Ladies Meet The Man That Created The Trending Sex Dolls by mattiecute(f): 11:09am On Jan 21, 2018
maynia:

E pain am
No vex you be fine girl grin
Lol... I don't need ur comment to affirm that cheesy
Romance / Re: Always Control The Narrative About Your Relationship by mattiecute(f): 11:04am On Jan 21, 2018
True talk oo... This is actually sense making
Some mumu pple will not comman learn, they still be seeking advice from demons in human skin
But Op what is my name doing there na undecided
Romance / Re: Ladies Meet The Man That Created The Trending Sex Dolls by mattiecute(f): 8:27am On Jan 21, 2018
ShyCypher:




Madam, its not like anyone is actually harrassin' your type.
Leave that problem to pretty ladies.
Ur rants are as inconsequential as the bleating of a goat #ewuafrica
Celebrities / Re: Onyii Alex Describes Her Favorite Sex Position [PICS] by mattiecute(f): 11:00pm On Jan 20, 2018
Threebear:
In other words, she likes taking it from behind.
When toto don loose finish sex go dey hard enjoy, na only back still go tight grin
We understand.
As in eehn
So mean of u grin
Romance / Re: Ladies Meet The Man That Created The Trending Sex Dolls by mattiecute(f): 10:08pm On Jan 20, 2018
If this dolls can reduce sexual harrasement and other forms of rape in the world esp in this country..
Then u all can get one for ur itchy dicks



#zerof^cksgiven
Romance / Re: Do Guys Ever Friendzone Ladies? Share Your Experiences by mattiecute(f): 8:15pm On Jan 19, 2018
You have every right to friend zone any lady you are not into or rather tell her outrightly that u do not even want to be friends

F^ck bois though would never friend zone but would love rather to access d accessible

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Fashion / Re: 8 Signs Your Tailor Is Going To Disappoint You (meme Collection) by mattiecute(f): 7:44pm On Jan 19, 2018
Why una like to dey embarass us na
Well that's the difference between a fashion designer and a tailor, and that's what u get from taking ur cloth to the later
As for me though. I've never dissapointed and will never dissapoint



B4 some oloyinbo will comman correct me... Keep ur corrections to urself as that is what i personally call professionals undecided
Romance / Re: Picture Of Nigerian Facebook User Sharing Sex Doll With His Friend by mattiecute(f): 12:31pm On Jan 19, 2018
What a spectacular height of stupity and public display of madness undecided
Literature / Re: Sneaker (short Story) by mattiecute(f): 9:38pm On Jan 17, 2018
Topweez:
Ma'am una dey heartless
True but u guys are more heartless
Literature / Re: Sneaker (short Story) by mattiecute(f): 9:29am On Jan 17, 2018
Lol... What a sneaking sneaker grin Really nyc piece.. Op pls kwantinu o
Topweez:
Jeez! Ladies en sad
What did they do?
Education / Re: How To Choose A Project Topic by mattiecute(f): 12:14am On Jan 17, 2018
HushTee:


It's a shame we have such lecturers in Nigeria, and they are actually more than the ones who'll see reason in your interest.
That's the deplorable state of Nigeria's education system... Funny part is d few good eggs get corrupt after as short while... This is where u would see some evil lecturers giving u a thesis dey working on as ur project topic so that they can just collect d data and make use of it

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Education / Re: How To Choose A Project Topic by mattiecute(f): 10:14am On Jan 16, 2018
[quote author=mickeyenglish post=64239205] I picked a project I was passionate about which was "a instance of Power and Ideologies found in selected texts and Speech(s)of Adolf Hitler during the Third Reich"which belongs to the field of Critical discourse analysis, to my surprise, my supervisor did not only vehemently turned him down, but started calling me a rebel and potential killer.

Lolz... This cracked me up real good... Nigerian lecturers be killing their students potential with joy... Me i'm just not understanding again oo grin

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