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Jokes EtcRe: How Do You Fart When You Are Alone? by Mattpopson101: 4:45pm On Sep 09, 2015
e dey be like shit sef.

I dey open every every burst am out no time.
PhonesRe: Have You Ever Used A Phone With A Non Removable Battery? by Mattpopson101: 2:06pm On Sep 09, 2015
My iPhone and my HTC 1 M9 , sometimes both gets hot then i switched them off. aside that they re cool and working perfectly
iscom:
have you ever used a phone with a non removable battery? If yes what is your experience? I'm just curious to know why some phones are built with non removable battery. Does the phone get faulty before the battery or battery before phone? If the battery is weak or faulty and the phone is still new, then what happened to the phone? Did you manage to change the battery? How? D
CelebritiesRe: Photos From D'banj's Cocktail Party For Bono by Mattpopson101: 5:04pm On Sep 02, 2015
BangaLEE grin
CrimeRe: My Experience With Special Anti Robberry Squad Awkuzu by Mattpopson101: 5:20pm On Aug 20, 2015
greens:
This OP no try at all. So you can not even mention the name of the police station as well as their vehicle registration number and other related things that can make them feel the heat?
I dont pray they torture you, How do u even want to remember all that.. They will threaten you criminal case or robbery, they are the second devil
CrimeRe: My Experience With Special Anti Robberry Squad Awkuzu by Mattpopson101: 5:17pm On Aug 20, 2015
Empredboy:
Is SARS office not in panti yaba area of lagos state?
Its SCID not SARS.
CrimeRe: My Experience With Special Anti Robberry Squad Awkuzu by Mattpopson101: 5:09pm On Aug 20, 2015
Lagos SARS na samething. They got the same blood in them
Ebig22:
They have cell one to five, the people in cell five is in agony. Let the appropriate authority look into it. Even though some may commit crime, there case should be charged to court. Those police officers take law into their hands, and they abuse human rights. They are wicked. I no follow twenty thousand. They bail criminals as high as five million.instead of charging their case to court. The one that dont have money they kill. They torture people wickedly and inhumanely.

The place is in awkuzu oyi local govt anambra state. The sars.
Lalasticlala
Ishilove
Please push it to front page
WebmastersRe: Top 8 Problems Of Internet Growth In Nigeria by Mattpopson101: 2:11pm On Aug 19, 2015
You made d point, I dont know how Yahoo Yahoo is affecting Nigerian Internet, rather its really helping the network providers and saving us from thieves.
Atlantian:
How is Yahoo Yahoo a problem. I thought people do it to put food on the table. For me, I think without the yahoo yahoo, most of us will be robbed by armed robbers. It is a lesser evil. Music and Yahoo Yahoo has totally employed more youths than the Federal Government, State Governments and Local Governments put together. I am always thinking outside the box though.
PoliticsRe: The Real Video Of The So Called Bombardment Of Sambisa Forest by Mattpopson101: 4:18am On Aug 19, 2015
Old Video
RomanceRe: 38 Year Old Consecrated Virgin Marries Jesus In Indiana. by Mattpopson101: 4:17am On Aug 19, 2015
Hmmm, Nothing is new in America
HealthRe: Top-6 Bad Habits That Cause Kidney Damage by Mattpopson101: 4:47pm On May 11, 2015
Forum GamesRe: How Smart Are You,answer This Question by Mattpopson101: 4:09am On May 10, 2015
The NOSE
Djicemob:
Which of this body organ never rest? Or which do you think is the busiest and most hardworking?

A.The brain
B.The Eyes
C.The Nose
D.The Ears
E.The Heart
F.The Mouth

Pls choose and state your reasons cheesy

Cc:Obinoscopy lalasticlala
CelebritiesRe: Jim Iyke Reportedly Threatens To ‘kill’ Uti Nwachukwu by Mattpopson101: 10:03pm On May 06, 2015
Wetin concern me. Mtschew. if he like make he destroy am na dem sabi
EducationRe: Have U Cried Because Of This Before? by Mattpopson101: 10:02pm On May 06, 2015
Im seeing this for the first time.
charityexplicit:
Do you remember this plant ?
HealthRe: Help - A Yelowish Fluid Coming Out Of My Penis by Mattpopson101: 12:39am On May 04, 2015
Bobo, na Gonorrhea. Go see ur Doc* it could cut the cap of your joystick if u dont take care of it on time and thats bad for the Nation... grin grin
datedoboi:
Is one week now dat I had sex with my ex after we settled. Just three days ago I started noticing litle pain when peeing, and today I started to notice a yellowish fluid coming out of my pen.is.

Sometimes if I want to urinate it painful and sometimes no pain. I called my ex if she also noticed such pain when peeing but she denied and swear she doesnt notice such.

Anyway I had unprotected sex with her but I did not release or ejaculate during the sex.

What could be the cause since she said she noticed nothing like that.

I feel litle hotness in my pe.nis
Help.
I am planning to go see doc. Tomorrow.
Oh my God why me.
I swear if this thing stop no more sex… till further notice
HealthRe: Help - A Yelowish Fluid Coming Out Of My Penis by Mattpopson101: 12:38am On May 04, 2015
datedoboi:
Is one week now dat I had sex with my ex after we settled. Just three days ago I started noticing litle pain when peeing, and today I started to notice a yellowish fluid coming out of my pen.is.

Bobo, na Gonorrhea. Go see ur Doc* it could cut the cap of your joystick and thats bad for the Nation...
grin Sometimes if I want to urinate it painful and sometimes no pain. I called my ex if she also noticed such pain when peeing but she denied and swear she doesnt notice such.

Anyway I had unprotected sex with her but I did not release or ejaculate during the sex.

What could be the cause since she said she noticed nothing like that.

I feel litle hotness in my pe.nis
Help.
I am planning to go see doc. Tomorrow.
Oh my God why me.
I swear if this thing stop no more sex… till further notice
FamilyMum Woke Up Screaming In Middle Of The Night 'to Find 14-year-old Son Raping Her by Mattpopson101(op):
A mother woke up in the night to find her 14-year-old son raping her, a court heard.

Initially she thought it was a dream, but after realising the "enormity of the situation" she began screaming.

Her teenage son, who is on medication for ADHD, had been having behavioural problems in recent weeks, Preston Crown Court was told.

For some years he had been in the habit of climbing into bed with his mother, but the boy - from Blackpool and now aged 15 - denied a charge of rape.

Francis McEntee, prosecuting, told the court: "The allegation in this case is that the defendant raped his mother while she was asleep. The factual basis of this case is that he was in his mother's bed.

"The issue is not any assertion of consent, or belief of consent. It is the prosecution's assertion there was penetration and the defendant's denial of that allegation".

The prosecution said the woman had been asleep before waking and realising the "enormity of the situation, that her son was in the process of having sex with her".

He added: "The defendant's account is that his bed was uncomfortable, there was damage to the bottom sheet, so he had gone in and lain in bed with his mother.

"You will hear his acknowledgement that his mother was naked, bar the brief underwear and you will hear his admission that she lay on her side and he was lying with his arm around her.

"The prosecution would invite you to say he was hoping to seek to try and provide an innocent explanation for his presence in the bed.

"Whether driven by drink or some other issue, perhaps because he had had drink, he climbed into bed with his mother".

In her police interview - which was taped and played in court, the woman said she was "trembling from the inside" after the alleged attack.

The teenager, who cannot be identified, left the courtroom while the interview was played....

Judge Pamela Badley explained to the jury he did not want to be present during the interview and that she had given him permission to leave.

Speaking of what happened, the woman told police: "I just know when I opened my eyes he was there. I don't even know what I said. He scuttled out of the room and didn't say anything.

"I just sat there holding my covers, screaming and thinking 'what the hell's just gone on?'

"All sorts was going through my head. Is he just sleepwalking?

"Does he know what he is doing? Is he aware? Now I am actually thinking what state is he in? Does he know what he has done?"

The mother told investigators that her son had had issues for a long time.

She described her last 18 months with him as being an "absolute nightmare".

She told police: "He's really aggressive towards me, throws things and hits me with things like slippers and cushions. Only two days ago I got cut. This is me trying out [sic] ground him and instil some punishment for the way he has been.

"I am concerned for my son, more concerned about what would happen to him."

The trial continues.
CrimeRe: 8 Convict Executed In Indonesia. by Mattpopson101: 8:18pm On Apr 28, 2015
So sad sad
FamilyThis Mother Was Asked To Leave A Kfc After Breastfeeding Her 42-year-old-son by Mattpopson101(op): 3:58pm On Apr 28, 2015
Mississippi – A 76-year-old woman has created controversy yesterday, by breastfeeding her 42-year-old son in the middle of a KFC restaurant. Many customers of the fast food joint would of complained about the incident and prompted Linda Berrety and her son, Michael, to leave the establishment. Both finally got expelled.

This unusual episode has sparked strong reactions on social medias and provoked a huge debate on the limits of breastfeeding in public places, while many customers present at the time of the event seem to have seen a gesture of sexual nature and incest, rather than a gesture of maternal concern.

“What in God’s name was that?” claims Ali Belfouz, a customer who witnessed the whole scene. “I have nothing against breastfeeding, but that was pure nonsense. I felt like if I was watching some fetish type of Indecency. You have to be insane to breastfeed your child at that age. They should of got arrested for gross indecency rather then getting expelled.”

“It’s my right as a mother to breastfeed my child,” says Mrs. Berrety. “If people don’t agree with the way I raise my son, that’s their problem. I have raised a great man, beautiful, tall, who still lives and stays with me. I think I’ve done a great job as a mother and don’t appreciate getting insulted and expelled just because I decided to breastfeed my child a little longer than other mothers.”

http://newswatch28.com/expelled-from-kfc-for-breastfeeding-her-42-year-old-son/

Jokes EtcRe: Lmao.Professional Mourners Advertise Their Services !!! ( Photo) by Mattpopson101: 11:32pm On Apr 24, 2015
shocked

SportsRe: Pix From Kanu Nwankwos Football Academy by Mattpopson101: 11:46pm On Apr 18, 2015
The Old woman in Peak Milk's Advert already said it. "Papillo one day you go make us proud"

grin
CrimeRe: Two Die As Fulani, Yoruba Clash In Kwara by Mattpopson101: 7:30pm On Apr 15, 2015
I tire for them, they started killing yorubas in Osun even before Election
chymystique:
Most Fulani people and violence are like 5 and 6! Dunnooo if violence runs in their blood, always causing mayhem wherever they migrate
PhonesRe: Photos: Checkout The Phones That Were In Use 10 Years Ago by Mattpopson101: 5:09pm On Apr 14, 2015
K70 and w550i id what i use then..
That Nokia 8800 price too high then
PoliticsSoldiers Kill One, Injure 4 Shi’ites In Kaduna by Mattpopson101(op): 11:58pm On Mar 31, 2015
Our sources said the soldiers arrived around 4.45 p.m. in a white Hilux van led by one Captain Sene. “They [soldiers] arrested one of the members of our group who told them that the area was a restricted residential area, not meant for passage of vehicles,” one source, who belongs to the Islamic sect, told SaharaReporters.


He added that, when they finally released the detained member, Captain Sene shot three other members at close range as he and his troops left the area. One of the victims reportedly died, while two sustained serious injuries, our sources claimed.

One sources added that some soldiers in another Hilux van marked Operation Yaki took a strategic position at the roundabout leading to the Markaz.

“I went to the soldiers and demanded to know what lead to the shooting, but they said nothing happened,” one source disclosed. He added that he asked to speak with the troops’ commander, to which the soldiers replied, “You cannot speak with anyone.”

Our sources identified the dead member as Umar Abubakar, identifying the injured members as Sani Yusuf, Auwal Ahmad, Lado Abubakar and Ayyuba Jibril.

SportsUefa Increases Champions League & Europa League Pot To £1.67bn by Mattpopson101(op): 6:25pm On Mar 31, 2015
Uefa is to increase funding by nearly a third from 1.66bn euro (£1.2bn).
The deal will also see money being distributed more evenly, with Europa League participants getting increased revenue in the qualifying rounds.
Uefa president Michel Platini said: "Uefa should work with associations and clubs to find the best solutions."

European money boost breakdown

32 Champions League group-stage clubs share
£872m (up from £696m) from next term, equating to a guaranteed £8.7m entry payment (up from £6.3m)
48 Europa League group-stage clubs share
£277m (up from £167m) from next term, equating to a guaranteed £1.7m (up from £945,000)

Uefa has also agreed to give European Club Association members at least 200m euro (£145m) from Euro 2020 revenues for releasing their players.
This is an increase of 50m euro (£36m) from Euro 2016 for ECA members, which includes the Premier League's biggest clubs as well as sides from Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland.
The new deal for the European club competitions, which will run until 2018, will also involve two ECA representatives from its 214 member clubs across Europe sitting on the Uefa executive committee.

ECA chairman Karl-Heinz Rummenigge added: "ECA is still a very young organisation and these achievements are an extraordinary success, which will strengthen the solidarity among the clubs and our sense of responsibility for football."

http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/32128998
PoliticsBuhari Closes In On Historic Win In Nigeria Election by Mattpopson101(op):
Reuters poll shows Muhammadu Buhari in lead with more than 14 million votes as counting for presidency draws to a close.

Nigerian opposition contender Muhammadu Buhari, a former general who first won power three decades ago in a military coup, is closing in on a historic election victory, maintaining a hefty lead in the vote count for the presidency.

According to a Reuters tally collated from 33 of Nigeria's 36 states, the 72-year-old had more than 14 million votes, testament to the faith Nigerians have put in him as a born-again democrat intent on cleaning up Nigeria's corrupt politics.

Incumbent President Goodluck Jonathan, whose five years in office have been plagued by corruption scandals and an insurgency by Boko Haram fighters, has so far taken 11 million votes.

The vote sees an electorate divided along a complex mix of ethnic, regional and in some cases religious lines..

To win the election, a candidate needs to win more than 50 percent of the total votes nationally - and take at least 25 percent of the vote in two thirds of the states.

One of Jonathan's big support bases, in the oil-producing Niger Delta, is yet to declare its results, but the gap is so large that most analysts said it was impossible to see the leader of the ruling People's Democratic Party (PDP) closing it.

Despite glitches that saw some voting extended into a second day, and the killing of more than a dozen voters by Boko Haram fighters in the northeast, the election has been the smoothest since the end of military rule in 1999 - a factor that appears to have playedn a part in the outcome.

"There are probably lots of reasons why the PDP might have lost, but I think the key one is that the elections just haven't been rigged," said Antony Goldman, a business consultant with high-level contacts in Nigeria.

"If you leave it to the Nigerian people they will be ready to make big decisions and to make Nigeria look something more like a conventional democracy.




http://www.aljazeera.com/news/2015/03/buhari-closes-historic-win-nigeria-election-150331113051821.html


The vote sees an electorate divided along a complex mix of ethnic, regional and in some cases religious lines

BusinessRe: 15% CRR: Banks Face Increased Competition For Deposits by Mattpopson101: 1:58pm On Mar 31, 2015
shocked shocked
Nairaland GeneralRe: Is This A Man Or A Woman? by Mattpopson101: 12:16am On Mar 31, 2015
sHE-Man
Christianity EtcGhanaian Pastor Jailed For 5yrs In Uk After He Forgot His Name @heathrow Airport by Mattpopson101(op): 11:48am On Mar 30, 2015
You do not need to be smart to become a pastor—and even the dumbest can be good at requesting money from people in the name of God. This story teaches on a lot but it also illustrates that, most of these men of God are never what they claim to be—and it’s good the law does not care either you are a pastor or a bishop.

A Ghanaian pastor who walks about with 3 names-Samuel Akoto, David Antwi and David Krumah and used to reside at Jeremy Street, Edmonton in North London was sentenced to 5 years early this month for identity fraud at the Isleworth Crown Court .picture of the court or tribunal building

Until his conviction, he was the sole pastor of Mount Zion Prayer House Ministries (UK) with registered charity number 1153088. He was known to his congregation as Pastor David Kwaku Antwi and he introduced himself as such on local radio station (Sources radio) where he preaches to the Ghanaian community.

The pastor who is currently being held at the Wormwood Scrubs prison was arrested at Heathrow Airport on his way from Ghana. And when asked for his name as part of the usual airport questioning, the paster is reported to have mentioned a different name contrary to what was in his passport (in fact, he mentioned a name he used years ago to claim asylum but was refused).

This triggered suspicion and through investigations, it came to light that he was involved in sham marriage with one of his congregants for papers, using the new name he was travelling with. A visit to his home even revealed more as a driver licences bearing his photo and a different Congolese name was also discovered.

Now that the fraudulent pastor has been thrown into jail, his church-Mount Zion Prayer House Ministries which is situated at Unit 6, Gourley Place, Seven Sisters, London. N15 5NF, is currently being managed by Mrs Rosemary Felicity Acheampong and her husband Mr Kwabena Nkansah.

PoliticsRe: Political Thugs Surrender In TB Joshua's Church! by Mattpopson101: 1:40pm On Mar 28, 2015
I dont beieve this shi***
PoliticsRe: The Card Reader Failure. One Solution Found. (pls Share) by Mattpopson101: 12:19pm On Mar 28, 2015
SOLUTION DON COME, grin grin cool
CrimeRe: Man Arrested For Using Monkeys, Snakes For Robbery by Mattpopson101: 8:19am On Mar 28, 2015
Snake Man in the Monkey shadow.
shocked

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