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Jerryjat:
Did anyone pay and enroll yet?.. that money too much.

I actually came here to get answer to this same question. The class i selected is to start 31st and i'm yet to pay. need some confirmation from anyone who has paid or started so i can go ahead to pay.

Na wa ooo, me, i have a somewhat flat backside but i can NEVER go for butt cheek implants in a zillion years.

What a pity, her life just wasted like that. I rily dont think that Naija pikins are cut out for all these plastic surgeries cos most times, i hear bad news about Naijans who undergo one plastic surgery or the other.

She was amazing just the way she was, sad news, such a young girl.

intelligence and his sense of humour/wit.

i jst kno of ogiri, and of cos salt.

Romeo4real:
Having gone through this embarrassing procedure with my Mom & Wife a couple of times, i eventually issued them with a new ultimatum and procedure.

I constantly urge them to check the weight before we leave the house. I bought them scales - the strap on luggage type. They know what the luggage allowance is, yet they insist on embarrassing themselves at the airport - opening luggage and transferring items, female undies on show sometimes.
Anyway, the new procedure is - i drop them off at airport, get them trolleys, take them to counter, then go back to wait in the car. When they have completed their luggage shenanigans and  checked in, then they can call me, and i come back to rejoin them.
When traveling together, i inform my wife that as soon as we reach the check in counter, i do not know her.

hehehehehehehehe, this really cracked me up.



wel, i dont know how pack light, gues i learnt that from my mum. i actually recall that the only time i've ever travelled with just a small travelling bag, i had to carry a hand bag that was actually bigger than the travel bag. as long as i can carry it myself, i see no harm in it.
furthermore, i hate being inconvenienced or even inconveniencing others so even if i'm outta my crib for jst a night, i hav to take my toothbrush & paste, hair cream, body cream, body spray, roll-on, bathroom slippers(sometimes), soap, sponge, sleeping wear, wrapper, mini-towel, tissue, etc. if all these and my jeans and top can fit into a small bag or handbag, then it's all good but if not, of cos i'v got to pack an extra small bag _{(which is called "just a night" by the way)}. 

whatever you guys say sha, i believe dat one night's occurance is not enuff to wipe away her good, caring, hardworking and wifely attributes. these qualities are required in a relationship and i'm sure she and her hubby has talked things over and came to a conclusion that they would love to be together forever. that's the most important thing.

despite the videos, pics and any oda image, she's stil a nice girl as far as i'm concerned. afterall, Richard was married and fooling around in the house, i'm still to see him crucified for dat.

i'm extremely happy for her and wish her a happy married life.

All her haters, go and kiss a live transformer!

some pple feel intimidated by deep voices while some (esp ladies) find it rather sexy. d only 'down' abt a deep voice is dat u cant whisper effectively. no matter how hard u try, u'll always be heard.

this one done vexxxxxxxxx me no be small. imagine wetin dem dey talk. ok o, me i go start to dey bombard my own vote for my personal persin U.
infact, the iweee wey i get for mumu don multiply by 1million percent.

mscheeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwww

^^^ at least let him enter the barn first.

Praise the Lort.
Hmmm! It's not a small something. Well, actually, it all started a two day ago, which i'm in my house, so a small hungry is catching me, so i look in the house nothing much to chop only small plantain which i've not fried before. So, i tell myself to fry it and chop, as i'm frying that plantain so, phone ringing, so i look, it's a faring place, so i now run, which i reach there, it's my father which call, so i now say, father call after, plantain frying. I keep it. So now, i now turn around, as i turn around, all of a suddenliness everywhere in my house have turn to smoke.
Children of God as i'm approaching, smoke is biging, smoke is just biging biging. It's a fearing thing o!, if it's you self, you'll fearing. So i now call on my God, i sing his sing which daddy say make we dey sing. The sing did not work oh! Smoke is still biging make i talk true. So i now call the name of Jesus three times. I shout Jesus, Jesus, Jesus! All of a miraculously, smoke start to be vanishing, to where? I no know. It's a miracle thing. Smoke start to small, small, small. Then, my plantain have burn to ashes. Hallelujah.

But my main testimony today be say, i chop that charcoal and nothing happen to me, church praise the Lort".

Okija_juju:
I have deligently trailed this thread, perused its gist, tried to decipher its logic, and I have come to one termination; The Nairalanders who suscribe to the train of thought being exhibited on this thread, which I must say is rather defective, should desist from delibrately mutilating, maiming, dismembering, destroying, misconstruing, mangling and defaceing our beautiful English lingua franca.

I am shocked, traumatized, & dazed by the attitude of the users of this thread which I must say is rather unbecoming of prospect leaders of our country. I cant comprehend motivation, motivating users of this thread to delightedly tarnish the english dialectlogy.

I hereby embolden the creator of this rather reprehensible thread, to redress the damage this thread has caused by concieving a new thread that will edify, coach & educate persons on the apt use of the english linguistics.

I am very apologetic and repentant that I cant participate in this faux-pas. please do well to heed my counsel.

Thank you!!

This one is fitting blowing my mind o. it is seriousness atomic bomb.

^^^ are you serious? wow!!! is she Tatiana's visitor? my mum was kinda expecting Richard.

^^^where have you been? it's been so long since i read a post by you. love your analysis anyway,

i support Munya going. afterall, his girlfriend is waiting for him in the barn,

^^^ how can he replace Yacob with Meryl when he is also up for eviction?

Ben-10:
Speak gooder English, pls.

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gooda english i not gree speak. you is not ontopsitting?

da leta sit on top of the every lafta. in shut it laff me wan faint

me fiansi give leta to me.

Aftawall, inglish not ma mwada twang. I spoked it as i spoketh.

@phemmy88: upon d malaria wey hold u, u stil go chop eba? Lol,

what was Paloma even yaking to Tatiana last nite that made her bawl like a baby?

i tink big brother knows wat he's doing. its unfair that he should be told while in the house. as if the stress of being in the house is not enough. yeeyee biggie,

if this is true, does biggie really have to tell him in the house?

Is this true? Is Uti's Father truely dead? I don't want to believe what i just watched.

Alliance forming and conspiracy talk doesn't mean a thing when the Housemates are alone with Big Brother and nominating. These are the decisions they've made in week four.

Code nominated Yacob, because as he says "I can't trust him and I can't place him yet, " And Sheila because she's Head of House and can save herself.

Jen nominated Uti and Meryl because, she says there is talk of an alliance and she is concerned.

Kaone nominated Sheila because she can save herself as Head of House, and Meryl because "she has to go back and breastfeed her baby, and I have to save her from making a Big Brother baby, "

Meryl nominated Kaone because he "gets on my last nerve and he's judgmental" and Tatiana because she considers her competition but points out that "it has nothing to do with Lerato, I just don't want her around for too long, "

Munya who said he'd like to keep the game as impersonal as possible, "strictly business," nominated Uti and Yacob because as he explains "I'm starting from the top of Africa and moving down, "

Paloma nominated Sheila because as Head of House she can save herself and Uti because she feels "his jokes have gone overboard and extreme and he is hurting other people and this is getting out of hand, "

Mwisho nominated Tatiana thinking everyone else would be doing the same thing because as he explained, her decisions as Head of House had resulted in two people being evicted. He then selected Kaone because "the game has shifted." He feels he needs to pick a side and take a gamble and Kaone is not on the side he has picked.

Sheila nominated Kaone because "we don't really understand each other, and Tatiana because "I don't want her making an example of me as she did with Lerato, "

Tatiana nominated Uti because she feels he is pushing people too hard and "really hurting people," and Sheila because she's Head of House and Tatiana knows what the pressure feels like to have to save and replace as Head of House.

Uti started off by saying "I'm not gonna beat myself up about this, " He then proceeded to nominate Tatiana because he feels she sounded pretty confident talking about being in the finals during Sunday night's Eviction show and he wants to see what Africa thinks. He then picked Kaone because he thinks that K1 has "tried in so many ways to portray me as a bad Nigerian, "

Yacob stated that he's not going to be part of any alliance this season. He chose Sheila because he plans to always nominate the Head of House, and Uti because he's decided he will nominate a different person each week.

And from the Barn:
Hannington nominated Tatiana because "she took me out, and she took Lerato out, " And Sheila because as Head of House she can save herself. "I just hope she makes a good decision," he said.

Lerato nominated Tatiana hoping that "she will get a taste of what she's is giving out, " And Sheila, emphasising this was a purely strategic decision because she can save herself as Head of House and "execute a mind-blowing plan."

Sammi nominated Munya for the same reasons as he did last week, and Head of House, Sheila.

@princess k: i love your analysis of biggie's scheme.

i think i prefered season 1 to other BBAs

i really hope biggie puts 2 pple up 4 eviction and not 3. if its 2, Uti won't b among.

it's like most of the guys here think that marriage is a game. imagine advising the poster to so out and bed other girls just to show who has POWER?

@ Poster: remember "for better or worse"? i think this is just one of the worse situations and believe me, some families are facing worser problems than you. your wife definitely has something on her mind. try to get it out of her by talking deeper and there is bound to be a turnaround. i wish you success in your endeavor.
JUST DO NOT FOLLOW THE ADVISE OF THESE GUYS, MARRIAGE IS NOT ALL ABOUT SEX.

i just watched the thread where Paloma and Kaone were gossiping about Uti and conniving on who to evict. I hadn't watched it till now. Do they really think they are still in the Revolution?I HATE them soooooooo much right now. Suckers!!!

If they think they are that strong individually then they wouldn't need a collective pre-planned nomination victim.

GTay:
Yacob: Tatiana and Meryl

Meryl climbs to Joint second with Sheila

i'm kinda surprised Yacob didn't nominate Uti after their spat

9ja4eva:
Interesting thread.


Can we watch this online?

you can only watch clips of the show. find dem videos on http://bigbrotherafrica.dstv.com

@ Fhemmmy: u are extremely passionate about this topic. is 'pap' such a nightmare to you?