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Romance / Re: My Fellow Girls I Have A Question For You About P.enis by MaxCoates: 1:10pm On Dec 15, 2016
Raine80:
Maybe his is p.enis called Melissa and he needs reminding when he forgets.
And if you were happy to ride Melissa's p.enis then that's your perogative. You might find you are in the minority a very very very very small minority.
Lol, you mean he named his dick Melissa? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Club World Cup Semi-final: Real Madrid V Club America by MaxCoates: 12:50pm On Dec 15, 2016
hulk616:
Madrid all d way joor
Ronaldo is strugglinggrin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Club World Cup Semi-final: Real Madrid V Club America by MaxCoates: 12:44pm On Dec 15, 2016
Current score Real Madrid 1-0 Club America

Goal Scorer : Karim Benzema


Who is watching?

Religion / Re: Prophet Bushiri:Miracle Fire Descends from Heaven To Burn Charms(video) by MaxCoates: 5:53pm On Dec 12, 2016
I used to defend this Prophet when friends criticized and crucified him. But I'm starting to think he's a false prophet. From miracle money to this?
Romance / Re: Attorney Representing an infant Rapist(Advice needed) by MaxCoates: 11:19pm On Dec 11, 2016
AfroKnight:


Lol. You are bent on exposing your ignorance. If you still cannot identify a plainly phoney story like this then I cannot help you.

Cheers. grin
You strike me as a 13 year old from your demeanor. Develop my son. I hope you do realize that your opinion will not automatically nullify the story.

My opinion: The story occured.

Your opinion: The story did not occur.

Who is right between the two of us? None, as we're both speculating.


What a shameless idiot this child is.
Romance / Re: Attorney Representing an infant Rapist(Advice needed) by MaxCoates: 10:39pm On Dec 11, 2016
AfroKnight:


Are you pissed that you could not identify simple fiction? Don't burst a vein bro.

My opinion has nothing to do with the concept of rape or the fact that things like this may happen. I thought you would be smart enough to deduce such a no-brainer. Well, I think I must have overestimated your intelligence. My bad. grin

Okay, let me phrase it in simple terms for you. This event did not take place. The OP wrote a tale to amuse himself by reading comments like yours. You are just part of the entertainment. grin
If " The story is fake " is what you consider to be obscure then you're more of a dingbat than I've originally predicted. I understood your pity-invoking comment. And the painful truth is, your opinion is just that, an opinion. Remember opinions do not change facts. You can shove your ignorant opinions where the sun don't shine, you got that, kid?

Indeed. I'm pissed since I have zero tolerance for stupid people. I mean, the level of ignorance that you're shamelessly flaunting around in this forum can piss off just anybody.


It's amusing how you're confidently claiming the story in question did not occur, and that it's intended for entertainment value only as if the OP confided in you and told you it's fake?

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Romance / Re: Attorney Representing an infant Rapist(Advice needed) by MaxCoates: 3:07pm On Dec 11, 2016
AfroKnight:


I said the story is fake. Any educated mind can tell. My opinion does not detract from the veracity of statistics of child rape in South Africa. However, this particular narrative is fiction. It is for the entertainment of the OP.
What a dumb idiot! How do you know the story is fake? Did the OP tell you the story is for entertainment purposes?What's entertaining about rape?
Romance / Re: Attorney Representing an infant Rapist(Advice needed) by MaxCoates: 1:38pm On Dec 11, 2016
Raine80:

Its s matter of opinion feel free to disagree I have no issues with that. My point of view is just that a point of view now if you want to dissect it and put it in categories then that's up to you.
You were veering off topic. OP did not ask you to provide an opinion on his principles.
Romance / Re: Attorney Representing an infant Rapist(Advice needed) by MaxCoates: 1:32pm On Dec 11, 2016
ZeeAfrica:
But wen it comes to child abuse cases, guy plz, make sure dat, dat peice of shit u r representing rots in hell. Make sure u give him vaseline n soap wen he goes inside, coz dey r gona do to him, wat he did to his own child
Lol grin
Religion / Re: How I treated a girl with no legs. by MaxCoates: 1:27pm On Dec 11, 2016
Ferruccio:
Calling another human being an animal is evil.
Pathetic.
Religion / Re: How I treated a girl with no legs. by MaxCoates: 12:15pm On Dec 11, 2016
If this really happened, then you're a sadistic animal.
Romance / Re: Attorney Representing an infant Rapist(Advice needed) by MaxCoates: 11:36am On Dec 11, 2016
AfroKnight:


Correct. The story is fake anyway.
Stop being ignorant. South Africa has the highest incidences of child and infant rape in the world. More than a miIllion babies are raped each year because of the myth that sleeping with babies cures AIDS.

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Romance / Re: Attorney Representing an infant Rapist(Advice needed) by MaxCoates: 10:14am On Dec 11, 2016
This Raine80 woman is something else. She is more concerned about OP's principles instead of giving him a proper advice. OP did not come here to have his principles questioned. He's human, he can develop a conscience anytime. He was ready to put aside the horribly immorality of his client's acts and perform his constitutionally mandated position of providing defence under the law until the woman told him she hopes he will also represent the man who will rape his daughter one day. My advice, quit and focus on being a lecturer.
Romance / Re: How To Eat Puusssy Properly,and Give Her Screaming Orgasms. by MaxCoates: 12:09am On Dec 06, 2016
grin grin grin
Religion / Re: Boy "Raised From The Dead" At Prophet Bushiri Church (Video) by MaxCoates: 11:47am On Dec 04, 2016
Brown47:


so video has now become an evidence undecided. spiderman, batman, hulk are all true since i've watched the videos?.
.
Could you explain this statement clearly and effectively?

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Religion / Re: Boy "Raised From The Dead" At Prophet Bushiri Church (Video) by MaxCoates: 11:43am On Dec 04, 2016
Kay17:


You mean to say their time was not up but yet they died? Was there a heavenly mistake or mixup? Which angel is responsible for that neglect of duty?

Was there a heavenly mistake or mixup when Jesus raised Lazarus?
Religion / Re: Boy "Raised From The Dead" At Prophet Bushiri Church (Video) by MaxCoates: 8:49pm On Dec 03, 2016
Brown47:


where did the child died?
when?
what cause?
for how long?
who verified he was dead? to begin with.
am sure you know non of these, you only watch the show and swallowed it.
These questions have already been addressed.You are fighting a losing battle cheesy
Religion / Re: Boy "Raised From The Dead" At Prophet Bushiri Church (Video) by MaxCoates: 8:47pm On Dec 03, 2016
Brown47:


if i showed you a video, how i saw someone fly together with a link that carries the news will you believe it. if i only provide video and a link?

I am lost for words!

Religion / Re: Boy "Raised From The Dead" At Prophet Bushiri Church (Video) by MaxCoates: 7:11pm On Dec 03, 2016
Brown47:


ok grin, you wan kill me with laugh

source ?

so now Prophet Shepherd Bushiri can rise dead people ?
Indeed, kid, Bushiri has raised dead people the previous year. http://www.malawianwatchdog.com/2016/06/02/prophet-bushiri-resurrects-12-dead-people-greytown-hospital-in-kwazulu-natal/
Religion / Re: Boy "Raised From The Dead" At Prophet Bushiri Church (Video) by MaxCoates: 6:45pm On Dec 03, 2016
Brown47:


so his church members dont die or what? why only this child brought?



Oga you and i know that this man can't rise a dead corpses in the Mortuary. No need to argue undecided.



So he has never raise one from the Mortuary grin. thats intresting.



the last time i checked, no one has ever done it, no one has ever tried it, and no one will ever try it
Wrong!

Leader and Founder of Enlightened Christian Gathering, Prophet Shepherd Bushiri yesterday got the whole patients and the entire working staff of Greytown hospital in KwaZulu-Natal astonished as he reportedly resurrected 12 dead people at the hospital.

According to an eye witness who spoke to us via phone, Prophet Bushiri arrived at the hospital morgue around 6:00 am and he started commanding the dead to rise and walk and they did!

“I saw this miracle with my two näked eyes. Prophet Bushiri commanded 12 people who were pronounced dead in the morning to come back to life and lo and behold all the twelve people confirmed dead by the doctors regained life’’ the eyewitness explained

Speaking to the Medical Officer in charge of Greytown hospital in KwaZulu-Natal, to get a confirmation that indeed these 12 people were dead he said “They were even preparing their bodies for the morgue and the man of God stormed the hospital to perform such a wonderful miracles’’

When our outfit contacted Prophet Bushiri, he disclosed that he had the direction from God to visit the hospital on that particular day to save lives that their time is not up.

“The lord spoke to me directly a day before this wonderful miracles that I should go to Greytown hospital and resurrect some people whose time are not up. So I did’’ Prophet Bushiri said.

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Religion / Re: Boy "Raised From The Dead" At Prophet Bushiri Church (Video) by MaxCoates: 5:18pm On Dec 03, 2016
Brown47:
Why will i believe if it fail?
What's your point? Because the miracle was successful but you still don't believe.

Brown47:

thousands of death people out there probably relatives, fathers, mothers, sons, daughters of his church members, but non was brought forth.
How do you know this?

Brown47:
take this pastor to a Mortuary , he will die praying for a death corpes to rise grin.
Pitiful assumption.

Brown47:
see the irony here, in the Mortuary he cant raise a death person but in the church he can. how?
this is because what he do in the church has already been planned and organized, so there cant be failure.
How do you know he can't raise a dead person straight from the mortuary? Does the fact that you haven't done a certain thing before automatically mean you can't do it?

Even if he does go to the Mortuary to raise the dead, you still are going to claim the people were not dead to begin with. Just like you are doing with this child.

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Religion / Re: Boy "Raised From The Dead" At Prophet Bushiri Church (Video) by MaxCoates: 9:35am On Dec 03, 2016
Inkman:



this is what I've come to notice about this prophet.. ""always eager to prove himself" but ends up making a fool of himself.
Did the Prophet in question make a fool of himself when he accurately prophecied this : Nigeria mosque bombing prophecy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmbPNybZNMo
Tanzania earthquake prophecy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOeGl_8gFWg
Zambia's presidential election prophecy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFe9qWFZDQs
Airplane catches fire in America prophecy-

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Religion / Re: Boy "Raised From The Dead" At Prophet Bushiri Church (Video) by MaxCoates: 1:14am On Dec 03, 2016
Seun:
But we already know that this guy is a fraud.
This guy is the sharpest Prophet in the world. He never miss a prophecy.

Nigeria mosque bombing prophecy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmbPNybZNMo


Tanzania earthquake prophecy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOeGl_8gFWg

Zambia's presidential election prophecy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFe9qWFZDQs

Airplane catches fire in America prophecy-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzezYw6cCNw

And many more shocking prophecies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zujN8EOe64M

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Religion / Re: Boy "Raised From The Dead" At Prophet Bushiri Church (Video) by MaxCoates: 12:11am On Dec 03, 2016
paulGrundy:


Didn't ask 4 videos, asked for death certificate, the miracle may be fake and the boy could just be acting a script.
Was this HIV positive woman ' acting a script' too?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-8m7pflSUw

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Religion / Re: Boy "Raised From The Dead" At Prophet Bushiri Church (Video) by MaxCoates: 8:54pm On Dec 02, 2016
Another one!

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Religion / Re: Boy "Raised From The Dead" At Prophet Bushiri Church (Video) by MaxCoates: 8:50pm On Dec 02, 2016
paulGrundy:


Please kindly explain the details of that video, and I would like to see the death certificate of the boy posted here.
Clearly, you do not have access to Wi-Fi.

Here are screenshots from the vid.

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Religion / Re: Exposing Hardmirror. A Tale Of Two Mirrors by MaxCoates: 4:25pm On Nov 26, 2016
bbfever:



I gather seun iced him "conveniently"
[size=18]As in he is banned? What rule did he violate?[/size]
Religion / Re: Exposing Hardmirror. A Tale Of Two Mirrors by MaxCoates: 4:14pm On Nov 26, 2016
[size=16]This is very interesting. What happened to the OP?[/size]
Sports / Re: Brock Lesnar Vs Goldberg by MaxCoates: 2:46pm On Nov 26, 2016
uxdesigner:
the match between lesnar and goldberg wasnt what i expected. i mean, i expected to see serious brawling just like lesnar vs undertaker's match. it looked like it was arranged for lesnar to stand down and let goldberg take the victory. i really hope there will be a rematch with great action.

i have known lesnar to start off with his usual attack move by lifting his opponent and pushing him to one end of the ring and give a continuous shoulder tackle to the ribs. i thought i'd see this in his match against goldberg only for him to backout rather than give rib cracking shoulder tackles to goldberg. it was really disappointing to see lesnar get beat because no one has really defeated lesnar. the only two times lesnar got defeated was by chance:
1.John cena defeated leasnar by hiting lesnar's head with a big chain wrapped around his fist.
2. Rather than tap out to undertaker's hells gate (triangle) submission move, lesnar gave the middle finger sign and passed out. i wont really say undertaker got a big win over lesnar.

lesnar has always dominated his opponents which could be vividly seen during his match with randy orton where he toreup orton's face with blood everywhere. All am trying to say is that the goldberg win against lesnar was too quick and an easy win, more like lesnar allowed him win.
[size=18]Very disappointing indeed. I've read somewhere that Brock Lesnar and Goldberg will enter the WWE Royal Rumble in January and are expected to face each other in a Survivor Series rematch at WrestleMania 33.[/size]
Literature / Re: My Wife's Diary - Part 1 by MaxCoates: 11:41am On Nov 26, 2016
A very intriguing story.
Literature / Re: Never Been Kissed; Virgin by MaxCoates: 11:27am On Nov 26, 2016
[size=18]Chapter 7

As we get close to the house we can hear that the party is in full swing.


“Sounds like a cool vibe,” puffs Nomusa.

“We should have stayed here. Instead we’re probably about to get gated for the rest of our lives.”

Nomusa always has a positive attitude. In fact, this is probably the most pessimistic thing I’ve ever heard her say. It feels like a prophecy of doom. My mom’s always trusted me and now she’s about to discover that I’ve really let her down.


The back gate is closed but Deevya gives it a push and it swings open.

“Keep it cool guys. If you have to face the music then deal with it when that happens. But don’t give up yet, and don’t give yourselves away. I think we might just pull this off,” she says.


The kitchen door is wide open and there’s nobody in there – everybody’s on the dancefloor in the lounge.

“Ok! Simon, if you could please put Hope down on a chair at the kitchen table. You’re a star for carrying her home, thank you! Nomusa, get some ice from the freezer and wrap it in a tea towel to make an ice pack. Hope, put your foot up on the other chair and wrap that ice pack around your ankle.”

While Deevya’s dishing out orders at the speed of light, she whips an apron off the hook on the back of the door and puts it on to hide her ripped top.

“I’m going to find your mother,” she says as she dashes off through the house.

Within a minute she’s back with my mom and Zack right behind her.

“Oh my poor baby,” wails my mom as she rushes across the room and puts her arms around me.

“Don’t worry mom, I’ll be fine.”

But the instant I see her the tears start to pour again and I feel about five years old.

“So as I was saying, I’d just finished putting together the last of the party snacks just a minute ago,” improvises Deevya, “when Hope came to help me. And she’s simply not used to those high heels you know, and as she was walking across the room she just fell out of her shoe and twisted her ankle. It swelled up quite quickly so I had to cut the strap of her shoe to get it off. But the ice will help. And I don’t think her ankle’s broken or anything serious so don’t freak out, just a little sprain.”

“You’re so hot and sweaty!” exclaims my mom in alarm as she puts her hand on my arm.

“That’s not from the pain,” says Deevya, “we’ve been dancing in the lounge all night you know, and this humidity is hectic.”

Nomusa and I both stare at Deevya in astonishment. I’m astounded by how smoothly the lies have poured from Deevya’s lips. If I didn’t know the truth I would have believed every word that she’d just said.

From behind my mother’s back Deevya smiles at me triumphantly and gives a thumbs up. I don’t smile back. Somehow now that my mom’s here my good sense seems to have returned. And lying to my own mother seems like the most terrible thing to do.


I know Deevya’s s trying to help keep me out of trouble, but as she keeps lying I know that she’s digging me into an even deeper hole.

All night I’ve been going along with Deevya’s plans and games, but sitting here in this situation I realise that doing so was a big mistake. I don’t like being a part of this web of deceit.[/size]

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