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Romance / Re: What Will You Do If A Lady Pack Into Your House & Refuses To Go? by MaxDick9ja: 2:55pm On May 20, 2012
Mynd_44:
Badt guy

it takes one to know one... Thank you very much... grin wink
Romance / Re: What Will You Do If A Lady Pack Into Your House & Refuses To Go? by MaxDick9ja: 2:09am On May 20, 2012
This same Sheet happened to a very close pal of mine... Some years back we was in our early 20s then, he virtually lived on the streets homeless because he was from a very poor background... To cut the story short, he got this huge job that got him a nice apartment... Oh boy some chick he's be straphing back then in the streets just showed up one day oh... And refused to leave oh... I remember he used to beat the cwap outta her, for where... Before you know what was happening, she got pregnant... And though they are still together, that's one hell of a union as they are in the most open relationship I've ever seen in my life... And she has refused to leave!

Last year I visited PH and made a bootyy call, the gal showed up with one big heavy bag like that... As soon as I opened the door, the first thing that hit me was memory of my friend's gal and the situation they're in now and before I could stop myself I asked her right there at the door... You know you are leaving first thing tomorrow morning right? Before she could mutter a reply I continued babes, you know I'm here for work I can't have you hanging around...
The next morning I woke her up at six and helped her carry her bag to the door...

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Romance / Re: My Urge 4 Girls by MaxDick9ja: 1:57am On May 20, 2012
Dude did you mean to write 28 or 18?
Romance / Re: . by MaxDick9ja: 1:38am On May 19, 2012
I would pack out and leave ner and the landlord to continue...
Romance / Re: Beautiful Girls by MaxDick9ja: 1:37am On May 19, 2012
too much porn is not good bro... Stop it
Jokes Etc / Re: What's The Worst Thing You Have Ever Done In Life? by MaxDick9ja: 1:14am On May 19, 2012
Exponental:
did u guys use fuckomyccin?
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Worst thing I ever did was "swear falsefully".

What's that?
Education / Re: Produce Good Graduates: Jonathan Tell Professors by MaxDick9ja: 1:04am On May 19, 2012
Please guys... Lets take it easy on the dude, who knows the amount of grammatical bazukas Dame fires him at night to have made him come up with these plea... It could be an indirect cry for help... So let's cut him some slack thank you very much
Phones / Re: Nokia Belle Is Here by MaxDick9ja: 1:26am On May 18, 2012
After reading them posts from the first pages this dude's made me look like a douchebag handling a c7...
Phones / Cant Connect To Facebook, Twitter, Emails Except Nairaland 0_0 by MaxDick9ja: 8:50am On May 17, 2012
I dunno what's wrong but for the past twi weeks now I've not been able to connect to my facebook and twitter account both on my normal phone browsers and operamini... It's been really frustrating out of the blue it stooped and started giving me error messages...
The request is not understood.

Technical description:
400 Bad Request - Check your spelling for the requested URL

Thought this has only affected sites I have log in also my email account..

Sadly enough Nairaland connects and a feew other sites too, b... Is it from any settings whatsoever or from thr mtn network I'm using? And how do I rectify it...
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend's Moustache Terrorizes Me! by MaxDick9ja: 12:52am On May 17, 2012
I suggest you see Pastor Oyedepo cos you need some special deliverance slaps which surpasses the one your uncle used to give you... ASAP!

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Romance / Re: Prostitution: A Synopsis by MaxDick9ja: 1:49am On May 15, 2012
All gals are ho,es some just don't have the nerve to harness their hoenesity...
Jokes Etc / Re: What's The Worst Thing You Have Ever Done In Life? by MaxDick9ja: 1:28am On May 15, 2012
I straphed the Choir mistress in the church after service, we were so hot on each other we couldn't wait to go home, so as soon as the church service ended that evening, we hid behind a pew then let loose...
Romance / Re: Guys Can You Date A Loud Girl? by MaxDick9ja: 3:42pm On May 13, 2012
When Straphing em they yes I love em loud... But dating em Um.. I dunno I guess I can put up with em...
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Lesbo-ville: The Meet Up Place For Lesbians by MaxDick9ja: 1:32pm On May 13, 2012
I swear I be lesbian too... I do only females...

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Are U Strong Enough? by MaxDick9ja: 12:54pm On May 13, 2012
What branch of Medicine they in? Psychiatry management and development? Are they mentally balanced? How the hell would thirteen people gather and meet you to get strong men for them...
Romance / Re: Is It Advisable To Marry A Girl Am Two Years Older Than by MaxDick9ja: 12:39pm On May 13, 2012
I dunno, these things are really sensitive issues... Have you discussed this fear with her? What does she thinks considering you are just two years older? I know a lots of chicks who would not be comfortable themselves, me thinks you should talk to her, and gauge her reaction... The understanding you both have for each other is what matters... My most successful relationships were with older ladies maybe because that was how I started but then it's defined my romantic life since and scary enough I might end up with one... So it's no big deal

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