Temptee101: Who dey man be?

I no get idea. E be like say na apc member

Make I go join Tinsel self weather I go see my own

Cool

PerfectFortune:

You may be right but I will not blame IBB cos he is not in power and he is not charged with ensuring the security of life and properties of Nigerian citizens, but GEJ is the commander in chief hence should be responsible for the bulk of the fault as he is the one empowered enuf to fix things.

Maybe if your IBB performed well when he was in power GEJ won't be faced with cleaning up the mess his corupt government creatted in the first place

Not in Lagos at the moment but I'm interested
Hopefully if It's still available when I'm back from the village I'd hola

Logicboy

Yeah He is but who cares?

LocalChamp: “There is nothing wrong for a preacher to own (sic) a jet. If people in the secular world can acquire jets for chief executive officers of big private enterprises, there is nothing wrong in giving gifts to a man of God of Pastor Oritsejafor’s standing. … He deserves what he has been given,” says one Reverend El-Buba, General Overseer of Evangelical Bible Outreach Ministries International, Jos, clearly anticipating his own jet for the glorious all-nations-for-Christ crusades and revivals;

Love this lol

This 'MySpace' is on 'eBay'

Immediately after giving head...

Hmmm that happens say every two weeks...

tHe best role model... @Sir LogicBoss

No wonder they end up plastering the thing on peoples face as if they are professional bricklayers

Same reason Girls go about bragging of how they made a maga out of their guys...

And this is news?
I mean who didn't have a crush on Gene? Reading this post I asked the mechanic by my side and he confirms he's been seeing her in his dreams and in fact all the boys in the garage have the same dreams... SHM... Shake Head My...

Why is Clarence directing... Abi no be him I dey see?

well I'm currently battling depression, I'm not suicidal but I get depressed Alot... I'm at that stage where I have pretend to be a Christian just to get favours from family. I hope I go past this though...
Fortunately I got some of the ingredients you used. I.e The Catholic Church and the internet...

Mazi Ogbuafor the Eze Mmou of my village... That dude Impacts the sheet outta me

Niqqua is you queay?

Oh how I wish Nigerians know how to read and understand before posting...

My guy yeye no mind these bloody scammers


@Albacete I don't mind giving you 20gees to make 40% profit in a month... If you can, take up the offer. If not SHUT THE....

I don't see anyone remixing 'Oyato'

Lol I know this midget personally and if I'm not wrong, he probably is the OP... Ibro you no dey get waka pass roles again? Well winnies don dry for now, I hear say na Asaba dey rain now... Oya pack go there

Heart Attack... Trey Songz

Speeding... Omarion

You guys heard of Schubert? His got one wicked version of Ave Maria that was used as a theme song for Ninja Assassin... Thought I also heard it on an episode in one three hill too

God help me I'd touch people's life positively...
Amen

faithin9ja:

The ignorance with which people like you talk is disappointing. All politicians in Nigeria since before independence have been involved in one form of corruption or the other, do you think corruption is only with Jonathan or corruption started with Jonathan

For over 60 years Igbo people have been trading and giving 'freedom' to their boys. In years gone by, Freedom meant opening a shop for your boy. How many shops can you open for the tens of 'boys' that will do apprentice with you?

These 'boys' and thousands others (from all ethnic groups) are struggling to make N300 a day from their total stock of N12,000.

How do you want these boys to rent shops. The smallest shop in computer village is N400,000 a year rent for less than 10 metres square. Left to you the boys should go and rent shops in their villages, because rent is cheap. And we will alll leave computer village to go to individual villages to buy our goods

Financial institutions to lend money? what clap trap, in the western world you borrow money to buy a house (a mortgage), you get 25 years to pay back. In Nigeria even the most secure form of lending i.e. a mortgage is usually never even up to 5 years, at interest rates at 30% per year.

How do you want a 19 or 21 year old petty trader to borrow money to rent a shop?

Why do banks charge such high interest rates for such short periods (most commercial loans in Nigeria are usually less than 9 months)is because people like you will not leave your money in Nigeria banks for 5 years and above for interest of 5% per year, so the banks can lend. Banks cannot afford to borrow short and lend long.

Instead you are coming to nairaland to spout nonsense.

I personally support Fashola for most of his actions, but I really wish the state governments can find away to give petty traders a better and cheaper venue to trade.

God bless you

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