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Nicepoker:
I went to visit a friend that was far back 2010.on getting to their house, I heard some noise inside his uncle's bedroom.


Initially I thought it wasn't something important, but I was a bit curious to find out what was going on exactly. I went to the back peeped through the window.


These two rascals were jumping, racing around the room in an unparallel confusion. I adjusted my position like an experienced explorer who has been working all day on his navigational coordinates.


In matter of seconds they were on bed romancing themselves like expert from the porn industry. The guy took off his shorts behold his dick was so smooth and long, as a matter of fact it was as if his drilling tool was carved by a world's renowned artist.It was a masterpiece.

He wasted no time at all, before I could say jack he had sunk his smooth rod inside the valley of no return. I was just wondering like a pelican in the wilderness left alone like a preliminary candidate of failure because I knew I will never participate in such an occasion.


As someone who has the ability to control the dangerous urge I configured myself immediately and express the amazement on a small scale.

The dude was thrusting like an old model tractor trying to navigate its way on a muddy terrain, I experienced clashes of feelings in all directions but with no motion induced at all.

The lady's face was brimming with agitated bewilderment I knew she might have approached cloud 9, Suddenly i turned around as if I was tapped by an unknown spirit.

I spot my friend in the other flank of the compound, I decided to suspend the program in front of me. I headed to his direction.


My friend have been having some unsettled issues with his uncle, when I got to him I uploaded the whole scenario into his brain. The little scallywag just smile and told me "This is time for revenge"

He took out his phone and called the girl's elder brother who was like our acquaintance. Telling him exactly what happened.

The dude came on bike with two of his friends. My friend directed them to where the intercontinental showpiece was staged.


What happened afterwards.............. To be continued

Abeg do continue oo

Danjikanbauchi:
you ar just shameless Wallahi.
You caught a man fking, matured man oooo. how is that your business card v n at that you came here to gossip about it.

Na ur type dey do the unimaginable..spit on you

donbachi:
Him for carry him creme de la pipi pour on dat ur face.

Wat an invasion of privacy.try it oversea.u go know how far.

It's like you are not using ur brain bah..who dey invade anybody privacy...I was just having a stroll around my street and saw 2 people f$$$ing .how did I invade there privacy or did I tell them to have sex outside...come oga better mind how you talk

Shedrack777:
i've caught people fuckin about 4 times

Share ur experience

illicit:
Where did u caught them

In the guys car

If yes share your experience..

Yesterday I caught a young of of around 16 or 18 being bleeped by a man... Guess what This guy happens to be a neighbor and he's probably in his late 40s and aslo a married Man...
. Share your experience if uve caught anyone

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Omo since last year I have been banging my friends Mom, anytime I go to there house... she's a widow tho..
Damn for a woman in her late 50s her pussy is damn tight

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I remembered when I was asked to pray in church last year....chai them just carry mic give me say mah pray...it wasn't funny at all,words where hard to come out of my mouth...me wey Sabi talk Wella...it was as if I was stammering.

What got me angry the most was when everyone in the church started laughing at me,Omo I was just so surprised ...it was as if I should just vanish from there, immediately I finished praying,I just dropped mic and left the church...kai

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Sundrus:
OP this ur post na for Western women

I know but at least make our Ladies try learn

HOW TO CALM YOUR HUSBAND'S MIND

1. MAKE LOVE TO HIM

Sex has a way of relaxing a man. You will change his mood when you make love to him, especially if you are the one who seduces him and initiates it.

2. DON'T MAKE THE HOME A WARZONE

If coming home to you is coming home to yet another argument and fight where you explode and turn everything into an issue, he will dread coming home and it hurts when home is a place to run away from, not to run to.

3. ASK HIM HOW HE IS

Most women want the husband to ask them "How was your day?", "How did you sleep?" "How are you?" yet they rarely ask the husband these. If these questions make you feel cared for, your husband also wants to feel cared for.

4. ORGANIZE HIS LIFE

A lot of men can be disorganized, especially when they are going through a lot in life or have a lot on their mind. This chaos in their system, dressing, schedule or environment can lead to more unease on their mind. When you help him clear the clutter and attend to some of his needs without him asking, he will think better.

5. DON'T ATTACK HIS MAN CAVE
Most have a man cave. This is an activity they do or a place they go to perhaps a room; maybe to play a game, watch TV, meditate and think, write, read, create, work out or just be. Don't attack this, just agree with him on how he can balance his time so that he doesn't spend too many hours in his man cave.

6. PRAY FOR & WITH HIM

You are the one who knows best his potential, struggles, battles and questions; commit him to prayer. Let him hear you pray for him.

7. HELP HIM OUT FINANCIALLY

A lot of men are going through stress due to finances. Help him, by
not putting pressure on him to give the family a lifestyle he can't afford at present, by helping to pay some of the bills, by helping him manage finances better, by saving and seeking long term investments, by stepping up especially when he has been fired or going through business losses.

8. AFFIRM HIM

A man can get tired, a man can go through burn out, a man can question himself, a man can worry, a man can get discouraged; which is why it is important for you to remind him of his greatness, celebrate his achievements.

Jimmy2211:
There’s this girl I have known for some months now. We got so close to the extent I asked her out but she said she can’t date me and that she wants us to be friends but I refused and I stopped talking to her.

Few days later she came back started begging me that she can’t leave me, claiming I’m always in her thoughts. She’s pained because of what I told her. She said she don’t want me to leave her and she really love me. Im just confuse now. How can she love me but refuse to date me?

Btw the girl has a boyfriend. . But I’m still confuse honestly.

May be she's possessed Virgina people and confusion

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3. Most times if she calls tell her things are
hard and there's no money.
4. Don't send her money When she calls again


You see she has a kind heart, which makes her vulnerable ..but when she learns some few things about life on her own,she would be as strong as steel.

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Schoolboy877:
Good day my brothers and sisters in the lord..
This is like my first time coming online to ask for public opinion..So, I won't bore you with stories am just gonna make it brief..

So, I have a friend that I've been helping to keep his money ( 110k) for almost two weeks now..
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luizpippo:
A criminal fleecing another criminal

And why on earth would you tag me a criminal.... hope say you no be the guy

Well let me start

This is quite funny tho

There's this telegram channel of which I am a member,one faith full day someone I don't even know texted me via telegram,
Introducing me to one investment platform, funny enough my guts told me it was a scam .
Decided to teach the greadyfool a lesson.
I checked his profile.. of course he was impersonating a lady...

Here's the juicy part I told him he's a scammer, and he doesn't know how to scam legitly ,I told him I was a scammer too and that I know the business far better than him...I asked him how many people he had ripped off...... he said he just started and I am his first victim,I told him that GOD really wanted us to encounter

I told him that we needed to make adverts to let our scamming business known to people,he was quite skeptic at first but I persuaded him and he agreed

So I told him will be going in big so we can reach out to so many people , I told him will be bringing 20k each for the adverts,and we will be paying the money directly to the person who would carry out the advert....

of cause na I created a fake whatsapp account with the help of parallel space and boom baba sent 20k to my account

After collecting the money from him, I told him I scammed him ...come see anger

The money I gave 7k to a family who where going through some hard times and bought a carton of noodles for them....
The rest of the money was spent on pepper soup and chilled beer with my friends

This happened last year

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Efe42:
You're totally right bro.

she' as been post to IMO state

bro I bet you 80% says she's gone already...while the remaining 20% is based on grace....

No matter what always remember to take a glass of chilled life or heniken

hmmmm hmmmmmmmmmmmm guy advise for you is not to put your mind and love totally in a relationship.... cause you might get hurt las las....she's going for nysc, place wey be say dem dey bang people babe wella, without mercy ....only the grace of God can help you now..

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