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Oyindidi:
most of the broke guys here are in that category

Broke guys are gifted down there, the ones lacking inches below there knows how to wow a ladies behind close door!


Why are you obsessed with broke guys?


No condition is permanent oh

Incrizz:
See this one o.

try am first, you'd see someone to help you.

Incrizz:
Yes, I am.

sorry ma'am, I don't say there!


Just go to any swimming pool you comfortable with, someone is there to assist you. Give it a try!

Incrizz:
Yeah, like for real.

cool then, are you in Lagos?

Incrizz:
Have you ever taught anyone how to swim and the person really learned?
How many people?

Yeah, I taught most of my friends how to swim, they're now comfortable swimming from 6fit deep.

I do meet random people who doesn't know how to swim in pools especially ladies, I end up teaching them although they ain't gonna be perfect then but they'd be able to carry on without a tutor from 3fit.


You wanna learn how to swim?

Incrizz:
So please how did you learn?
Who taught you, your dad?
At what age; one, seven, ten?

Maybe you arent aware at what exact point in time you acquired the skill. Yeah?
As per, the day you finally said, "oh I get it" and the rest was history?

Lol.

I'm a rivers man, and I grew up around rivers, my grandfather is a Fisher man then. I always go fishing with him, I didn't for once practice any skills. Why won't I be perfect when I frequent my village on boat?

Swimming to us is just like walking on the street to get something around your neighborhood. It doesn't matter how small you're.

If you wanna learn how to swim, its quite easy. Go to a nearest swimming pool around you, Saturday preferable. Make new friend there then start from 3fit.

Donaldduke2019:
see as u dey dcv d guy sha

You won't read and ignore like others

Pynkylypz:
NO

I see!


Left for me, I would'nt want to cheat my wife for any reason but then, I'd prefer to have a cheating man than one with numerous wife!

Pynkylypz:
Yeah! I will.. It's better than sleeping around and i wouldn't mind. Got no problem with that. Sex with your wives is much better than adultery

are you a Christian?

jaksmillioniar:
just play ur game and treat ur woman like a queen it will work

I will play it well next time, will heed to your advise.

Hmmmmm! With my PS3, will just be indoor all through.

jaksmillioniar:
na so boss God bless

nice one buddy, now. am gonna make her Hot with your tips, hopefully it works!

Swimming is my everyday routine when I was growing up, I don't need a tutor for that.

IAMSASHY:

that meme though.

ProudtobeaMUMUM:
Ma....xi112 Nigeria is never a zoo, you are a cultist, that's why you were arrested

is this all you got to say?

McBrooklyn:
Mehn, the emboldened is fûcking true... I was on a queue one day when they drag one Nigga come, they had to beg the people on that particular queue for some fûcking minutes so they could check the Nigga's account balance... To God be the glory, dude wasn't with his main ATM card... So they just vex withdraw the small change for the dude's account, gave the dude small change too and they left... Imagine!!!

that could me, but there was no nearby ATM machine. I was even scared of them putting weed in my pocket cause that would be another case for me.


I was lucky a soldier that knew me came for me. I wonder what could have been my fate with these blood sucking trigger happy chimps.

Saintsammurai:
They are all senseless criminals,, you are even lucky,, I have heard cases where they transfer innocent people from their state of arrest to other states without their families knowing their wereabouts.. Thats how wicked they are.. I hope the government do something about them..

they'd first dislodge your cell phone. making sure there was no video coverage. then the deal is done.


I demanded I call a friend, they refused. that I must go to cell. cause I refused giving them a dime apart from the ones they stole from me

kimbraa:
I guess it happened on highway 'cause a boy in the transit I took yesterday on my way back from Benin was harassed simply because he answered a phone call while we were around a checking point. Those highway military men are barbarians.

it happened at oyibo, I went there to see a friend, I stopped at the express junction never knew there was curfew.


probably they took that advantage on me, these guys are potential criminals.

sunshineG:
wow
That is a terrible experience..I suspect those are the SARS officers looking for independent money



I still wish we have better leaders in this country

The leaders that will look after the interest of the masses, instead of their pockets.

Sorry bro

thanks bro.

Lawlahdey:
If you ask me, na who I go ask?

You for come serve me watery been for cell tomorrow

kimbraa:
While in saner climes before your property is searched you're shown a search warrant.

here is slap. I was booted severally.


I was told to pay 2 million, where you see the money?


cause I was riding on someones car and looking a bit ok?

Saintsammurai:
Unfortunately this is where we found ourself, and we just have to keep working hard, get very rich and 99% of this harassment will stop... The police are all bunch of hungry individuals that steals money from innocent people all in the name of tatoo and haircuts...The goal is to get very rich and use them as your bodyguards.

it has never occurred to me before.


the was like. Oga make we go ATM, to do what na? come and show us your account balance.


are you kidding me?


they took me to their van, I saw blood dropping from the van, then they had my phone and no means of communication.


hmmmm, I thought I would be sharing cell with criminals tonight.

sunshineG:
Do you see what is going in Spain...with the Spanish security killing civilians ..and the Spanish government declaration on the referendum

Do you see what is happening in iraq Kurdish region...with the whole world rejecting a referendum

The whole world is not just a zoo but a jungle...

We have the predators and we have the prey... and we have those in between like the elephant

We all just have to fight for survival

I almost got shot on the leg today by sars, these guys weren't joking with their haggard look.


this happened on a check point, close to a village here, they demanded for my drivers license which I gave them, they searched for weed,they find none. I was asked to pull my cloth and I did. the next they did was to tag me Yahoo boy.


which kin country be this, they left me without a dime in my pocket.

What's wrong with our nigeria Police, is having beard and tattoo a crime?


i almost got arrested today for having tattoos and beard, I have never experienced such in my life but today was a different ball game. I was charged for cyber crime. my phone was searched like I had one oyibo woman in it, they even went far as sizing my drivers license, asking me to bail myself with 2mil. I was lucky my soldier friend rescued me from spending a night behind bar.


are we really in a zoo?

kimbraa:
My independence shout out goes to the following monikers, and I wish you guys a blissful day.

Lalas247...
Vicfuntop
Lefulefu
SeKxy
IamSINZ
Maxi112
Lezz
Thepussyhunter
SunshineG
Makydebbie
Dextology
BlaQWolf.

same here kimbraa.


sorry for coming late.

Sholaqe:
let's be honest, Nigerian wives don't cook for their husbands everyday because "they love their husbands," they cook because that what the african culture requires

You're right, I just have to agree with you!

SameGuy2:
Baba

baba, sex isn't a big deal, infact it's overrated. having sex on a first date is nothing to me.


I'm just disappointed with them for bring it here.

Prettythicksmi:
Like seriously? You go don fuvk tire oo.

I be virgin ni oh, abstaining is bae!

Rukkydelta:

You don't need to cos I was just kidding

Hmmmm, I wee just kick your head now


I almost took you serious, probably I was thinking something else.


hmmmm, you almost got me 2x, do you still remember the first one?

LordOfSamosa:
But some guys wicked sha

The way Caringguy take fvck flamee for the first time still dey surprise me

Baba the level easy na.


na just small challenge, once you get their contact and was able to initiate sex chat, and the babe fell for it, and you're good at that, blive you me. you've 68% chance of eating that kitten on arrival.

Chascop:

why you'd shine teeth?

account deactivated, why?