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This is a nice write up.

Funny people

Funny guys

Guys I just met one now.
One of the things that usually gives them away is the sky method of trying to rush you into payment immediately.

I'm thinking about leaving Nigeria for an English-speaking African country on an economic adventure.
Which African Countries do you think are favourably disposed towards Nigerians?
Someone told me about Seychelles...what do you think?
I would appreciate some constructive inputs.
Thanks.

First, It's delusional when South Africans try to justify lynching Nigerians, on the dumb premise that Nigerians are criminals.
There are South African criminals in prisons, abroad, drug dealers included... They weren't killed like animals.
Again, it's extremely disgraceful when people at this age call Xenophobic attacks on Nigerians ''Karma.''
Ghana first carried out that economic policy.
Ghana did it, first.
And Nigerians are good at payback.
Read, gain some bearing before exposing your ignorance on social media.

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All Clubberz, come around!!
Mon - Sun
8pm - Till Dawn

Ibiyomee:
Let's see if your birthday mate is on Nairaland. Who is your Birthday mate? Post your date, I rep May 24.

really cool. I also rep May 24

No doubt, a lot of ladies are hypocritical and irresponsible.
feminists fall under this category of ladies. They blame men for everything, even for their own lack of vision.
always eager to play victim.
i will raise my daughters to stay away from such characters.

these bloggers and their click baits

The problem is that you stole someone else's material.

living2013:
Those that requested for a CV sample should check their emails.

please, I also need a CV sample

someone should pls post the newspaper snap for Delta state DSSC

bro, pls help me check CHIJIAKWU
DSSc
Delta state

mikkyj9:
Ok oo; congratz to errbody dat made it.
I never c any trace of my name for d list sha; guess e go dey for nxt year own
...anyway; may God help u all further; am out!

bro, please help here. help me check mine.
CHIJIAKWU Kingsley Onochie...and CHIJIAKWU Awele.
DSSC.
Delta state.

Lekewatt:
Beefers, keep beefing Army job lies await those destined 4 d job. Funny enough getting d job is a 50-50 chance. Why kill urselves over an advice which u n I knw is d reality? Even b4 ur likes applied, d list.....let me nt give dt guy up there reason to die. U r a green horn dts y. I still dey laff. U 4 call my name or quote me now, sisi-boyscouts

Mr die..Mr 'i too know'. you lack manners. that is just the summary. maybe nobody tells you that...i will. any time.
you are just a pretender. a pretender.
you get what you wish others...death or failure. which ever.

Tbanton:
My brother, Some people's Degree needs to be questioned.
They just come here and run their mouth on people's post, Them no get better contribution, they will just talk for talking sake just to be noticed.

exactly, my brother

this is a reason why some Nigerians fail exams.
some people here are just bitter ITKs.."I too know."
when someone asks a question in this forum, then a 'bad bele' from nowhere comes in to run diarrhoea mouth.
this is freedom of thought and expression. so, if you got no answers or words of encouragement to a post, the sensible thing to do is just shut up, and stay in your lane, instead of constituting a public nuisance.
the university is not all about academic prowess. it's also a place for building character.
if you lack home training...at least, try to show that you passed through the University, even if the university didn't pass through you.

Freemancharles9:
Oga calm down and wait till Monday...

okay. i hear. i don calm down.

Freemancharles9:
The list will be out on Monday...
Thank God is Friday...

let us stop doing this...
if you are not in the system, its best you just watched and prayed till it is time.
stop misimforming people.

pls, if you've got any legit news, kindly post here.
WhatsApp this.. WhatsApp that.
the reason for these WhatsApp bs is questionable, I must say. what's too important or private to be discussed in this nairaland thread??
na woaooo.
what's the need for creating a WhatsApp group other than for control. CONTROL.
shady control-freaks, everywhere.

Generaljojo:
2 weeks as usual

thanks, man. appreciated.

buske:
Oga,.. Your blood too dey hot. Your chance of even making the list is what you should be considering now.

oga...i asked a simple question. if you dont know the answer, kindly swerve.
i didnt mention you. people ask questions for some reasons. no lousiness.

I'm thinking aloud.
are shortlisted candidates expected to report to the camp, immediately the list comes out??
if not, like how many days or weeks??

jumobi1:
Very relevant political news

is that her BBM pin

guys, I applied for DSSC. then I realized that my course needed in the DSSC. too late, kinda. hope lost.
some dude was saying is still under probability..they might still pick me.
guys, is this true?

just last week I attend one of such 'interviews' out of curiosity.
the moment a guy ask if it was GNLD...he was shunned and told that he has to be humble and listen...not to be an "I too know."
these people talked down at us, calling people looking for jobs, foolish and other unsavoury names. they also spoke Yoruba proverbs several times. imagine! job interview!!
they brandished their SUVs and all, just their wealth, and how they made it within a year and so.
such liars, at the end of that section, I stood up and as I was walking towards the door I was stopped...those guys were just too desperate, even got physical. i had to shove one guy out of my way, then freed my arm from an Ibadan woman...for some reason they thought everyone there understood Yoruba.
i tell you, those guys' strategy work on the majority. i was the only one worked away.
they tried to make you look foolish for looking for a job...that's the underpinning of their strategy.
they even preached, quoting some scriptures to buttress their point. i hate lies, and I didn't mince my words when I walked out the gate.
they hold the 'interviews' in a church opposite conoil filling station, Cement busstop, Ikeja road.
those fliers promises attractive packages, even for a graduate.
don't believe them. their are liars. wolves.
their feed on people's fear of tomorrow.
and it wasn't GNLD.
their call theirs' NEOLIFe.

adeotiahmed09:
i also hav dsame problem bfor but i email dem at. support@nigerianarmyms.ng dey now help me to change it from dssc to ssc because my course is not there in dat dssc

thanks, man

guys, I just realized something..it turns out that my course wasn't listed amongst the required qualifications for DSSC..does it matter
if it does, how do I change to SSC
thanks.