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Which of the two is the mother?

Congratulations bigly.

May God bless your home.

It's stale but it's still funny af.

Naija apreh.

femi4:
What is Akure? A phone?

A window operating system.

Passionate888:
My brother, that's the spirit.

Passionate888:
my brother no vex for him, him think say you b girl my brother no vex for him, him think say you b girl

Y'all can call me anything y'all want. It changes nothing actually.

FromZeroToHero:
I know you are a guy with a female moniker.

Alright o.

FromZeroToHero:
my brother na just pure luck o.

Who's your brother??

Naija ehn.
Bad names be like normal to us.

Didn't real Madrid score his 3rd goal at the very last minute?
Even Juve.

Hahaaha that was a close one.
Congratulations

I admire your writing prowess.
But the 'major general' tag is a reminder of his true personality. The wicked dictator and his unrepentant anti-democratic person. The mean totalitarian and the tyrannical animal he truly is.
The acknowledgement of this title is obviously an insult.

Who knows how to get to Nairaland from Akure??

Liposure:
yes O, women of virtue dats what u are

You chose 3 ladies fa

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Liposure:
Me I have three maynation, rokia2 and tchidi066

Liposure my sweetie.

Only you?

Americanboy35:
Maynation ni ooo

Awwwwnnnn

A bunch lot

40secondsguy:
Just this 3

maynation,poco.hantas,toyors.ih

Haha.
Only you?

Mamman Daura.
The President Federal Republic of Nigeria.
Buhari is just a figure head, if you know you know.

I wonder why this ain't on front page.

Hahahahahahaha

21cents:
. yes. just finished watching.. so how was it?.. was I right, or was I right??

sinceraconcept:
You're so damn beautiful,don't mind these fools calling you names cos you said fact,it will get to a stage people like that would say that sleeping with animals gives one a feeling that's out of this world. They're just the most rotten people in our society and every society would surely have such people

Thanks sir

Flashaldrin:
Lol. Diaries are cool. Especially for those that prefer the sound of their own thoughts. I actually had one of my own going on here, but the nature of my work will never allow for any period of concentrated writing...

I understand the email thingy, mine is also an old email but I still check on it from time to time. Its flashaldrin@yahoo.com though, just in case you actually felt like replying just hala.

I can assure you that I'm not an arsehole though...

Lol. Alright.

Timileyin1234:
Still bump on u today. Which club are u supporting?

You know reds got me.

But then I really wanna see City humiliated.

21cents:
I no go even bother watch this match. cos man City go massacre Zagreb

Are you watching.?



1-0

Straight winning for Zagreb

Timileyin1234:
U whey dey fall hand

Ma bi nu.

I was just being ********

Flashaldrin:
Chai, guys like this make things difficult for good guys like us


See as I saw this maynation now on the Liverpool thread (Huge Liverpool fan), and decided to check on her a bit, found out about her diary, saw very interesting things there and her clever write-up, her love for video games and solitude... and I was like, ok, this is a friend I would like to have, sent a dm, only to browse further and see this

I can imagine my dm would be in the trash now but that's ok. Ladies, especially the good pretty ones, really try. The amount of arsehole guys that approach them on a daily, I just can't imagine how they deal...

Well, believe it or not, there are good guys out there that just wanna be friends and talk. I'm not saying I'm one o but you can go through my post history and have an idea of who I am. If you still wanna have a harmless friendly fun interaction, cool, you can dig my dm outta your trash and reply, if not, do have a good day and don't change your personality based on an experience with the one guy...

Oya guys come and finish me

@ The boldened
Thanks for reading and appreciating my write ups.
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Lol. @ your DM will be in my trash by now.
I actually don't have access to the email again that's probably why I haven't replied.

airminem:
SAD TRUTH!

Lol.
To each is own.

Timileyin1234:
So, I shu have asked for her room number