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Culture › Re: Yoruba Does Not Exist In Ifa ― Elebuibon by Maynman: 9:23pm On Sep 27, 2022
orisa37:
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ORISA IS A TRADITIONAL SPIRIT. IT'S NOT A TRADITIONAL MORTAL. STOP TYING A GOAT HEAD WITH THAT OF A RAM
And we have 601 orishas in ile ife, in which ooni of ife a mortal man is the last of the orishas.

Stop bringing your Abrahamaic religion and their traditions to yoruba culture.
Education › Re: Yoruba: The Ancestor Of Igodomigodo ( Edo) People by Maynman: 9:20pm On Sep 27, 2022
[quote author=OmoOdumosa post=117065220][/quote]Right.
Christianity Etc › Re: Listen: God Will Fight For Christians In Nigeria by Maynman: 9:14pm On Sep 27, 2022
Kobojunkie:
Stop selling what are lies using the name of God. undecided

What has God to do with your Nigeria and why would He "fight" for your Nigerian Christians when He instead said over 2000 years ago that He has overcome the world on behalf of all those who submit to and obey His teachings and commandments in Jesus Christ? undecided
When your iesus died how many years did it took the Catholic to create and compile the New Testament? Your “2000” years ago may be closer than you think grin grin
Education › Re: Yoruba: The Ancestor Of Igodomigodo ( Edo) People by Maynman: 9:03pm On Sep 27, 2022
Right.
Oranmiyan Renamed it to ile ibinu (land of anger/quarrel) before it was corrupted by Portuguese to Benin.
Christianity Etc › Re: 21 Contrasts Between Hell Fire And Physical Graves. by Maynman: 7:44pm On Sep 27, 2022
Ken4Christ:
20. The worms in the physical graves dies since every living thing dies. The worms in hell do not die.

Mark 9:45-46
And if thy foot offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter halt into life, than having two feet to be cast into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched: note
Where THEIR WORM DIETH NOT, and the fire is not quenched.

Notice it also said that the fire is not quenched.

The fire is earthly Gehenna has gone off. So, Jesus couldn't have been talking about the Gehenna in Israel.

Kobojunkie, MaxInDHouse
Lol.

Christianity Etc › Re: 21 Contrasts Between Hell Fire And Physical Graves. by Maynman: 6:41pm On Sep 27, 2022
Lol
Christianity Etc › Re: Does It Mean That God Already Knew We Will Be Black, Poor And Miserable by Maynman: 5:14pm On Sep 27, 2022
immortalcrown:
Suit yourself. As for me, I have freedom.
Freedom that will lead to what your deity already plans and knows.
You are just playing your script thinking you wrote it. Your deity already ended the movie and knows the end.
Proverb 16:4– The LORD has made everything for his own purposes, even the wicked for a day of disaster.
Romance › Re: ‘room Dey Waste’ – Husband Queries Wife For Working During Their Honeymoon (watc by Maynman: 3:12pm On Sep 27, 2022
Sweetplum:
Are you a bastard product? No be every man go dey useless like you neither is every female beloke those in your relatives.
Since you no get value, let me kuku mix you with sand cos you no better pass gutter water.
Are you a raped product?
A married women if not raped how did she get pregnant and took a Bastard home to his husband.

Look at the words coming out of your mouth, gutter woman, you have no man why were you pretending earlier.
Every man wants a relationship with a woman not another man like you.
Ugly monkey want better thing too grin

Romance › Re: ‘room Dey Waste’ – Husband Queries Wife For Working During Their Honeymoon (watc by Maynman: 2:51pm On Sep 27, 2022
Sweetplum:
See as dem dey use your destiny play?
Shebi Una talk say men are the head. So why are you a bad head?
Na your papa destiny be that.
This are the kind of pictures that litters your phone yet you have an imaginary man bwahahahah
Monkey want better thing too

Shebi una talk sey my body my choice, did “men” force you and also force you to bring Bastards to your husband who is also a “men”?

Romance › Re: ‘room Dey Waste’ – Husband Queries Wife For Working During Their Honeymoon (watc by Maynman: 2:46pm On Sep 27, 2022
Sweetplum:
You are the devil's incarnate. Men ought to be accountable and responsible. If you see no wrong in men that do fornication with married and unmarried women then you are sick
You are the shameless devil's incarnate. MARRIED Women ought to be accountable and responsible. If you see no wrong in MARRIED women that do fornication with men and even bring a BASTARD to their husband then you are sick.

Romance › Re: ‘room Dey Waste’ – Husband Queries Wife For Working During Their Honeymoon (watc by Maynman: 2:24pm On Sep 27, 2022
Sweetplum:
Who impregnated those women with bastards?
Isn't it men?
You are the bigger devil that need to train you pennis to be civilised.
Were the married women forced by “men”?
Did the “men” tell the married women to go give their husband Bastards?
You are the Devil incarnate that lacks accountability and loves playing victim.

My body my choice right, so whose choice is it to cheat on their husband, get pregnant and bring a Bastard home?

Christianity Etc › Re: Is The Muslim Allah Crippled? Why Does The Quran Say This...? by Maynman: 2:14pm On Sep 27, 2022
Yawn, Irritating shameless liar grin

Sixfiguresmart:
Quran 44:54
And We shall wed them unto fair ones with wide, lovely eyes."

What is the hope for black women in Jannah?
Christianity Etc › Re: Is The Muslim Allah Crippled? Why Does The Quran Say This...? by Maynman: 2:08pm On Sep 27, 2022
Yawn, Irritating shameless liar grin


Sixfiguresmart:
This [Qur'an 78:33] means round breasts. They meant by this that the breasts of these girls will be fully rounded and not sagging, because they will be virgins, equal in age." - Ibn Kathir. Tafsir Ibn Kathir, Abridged, Volume 10 Surat At-Tagabun to the end of the Qur'an. pp. 333-334.
Christianity Etc › Re: Is The Muslim Allah Crippled? Why Does The Quran Say This...? by Maynman: 1:48pm On Sep 27, 2022
Yawn, Irritating shameless liar grin

Sixfiguresmart:
"A man asked the Prophet : 0 Prophet of God, will the inmates of Paradise have sexual intercourse ? He said: Anybody among them will be given sexual strength of seven, persons among you. The Prophet said : An inmate of Paradise will have five hundred hurs, four thousand unmarried women and eight thousand widowed women. Each of them will keep embracing him for the duration of his whole worldly life time. He also said: There will be markets in Paradise in which there will be no buy and sale, but there will be men and women. If any man will wish to have sexual intercourse with a woman, he will do at once. The Hurs will sing in Paradise on divine purity and praise-we are most beautiful Hurs and we are for the honoured husbands.",
Al Ghazzali, "Ihya Uloom Ed-Din (The Revival of the Religious Sciences) Vol. 4", Death and Subsequent Events 430

This is the sex market that allah prepares for you.

He is quite unsure with the number that he is promising his servants.
Christianity Etc › Re: Is The Muslim Allah Crippled? Why Does The Quran Say This...? by Maynman: 1:42pm On Sep 27, 2022
Yawn, Irritating shameless liar no wonder you are a Christian. grin

Sixfiguresmart:
"Narrated Abu Huraira: Allah's Apostle said, "The first group of people who will enter Paradise, will be glittering like the full moon... Their wives will be houris ..." - Sahih Bukhari 4:55:544

what about the second?
Christianity Etc › Re: Is The Muslim Allah Crippled? Why Does The Quran Say This...? by Maynman: 1:42pm On Sep 27, 2022
Yawn, Irritating shameless liar grin

Sixfiguresmart:
"Allah’s Apostle (The blessing and peace of Allah be upon him) said: "In Paradise there is a pavilion made of a single hollow pearl sixty miles wide, in each corner of which there are wives who will not see those in the other corners; and the believers will visit and enjoy them." - Sahih Bukhari 6:60:402

Is this how you plan to visit your neighbors'' wives in Jannah?
Christianity Etc › Re: Is The Muslim Allah Crippled? Why Does The Quran Say This...? by Maynman: 1:32pm On Sep 27, 2022
Yawn, Irritating shameless liar grin

Sixfiguresmart:
"It was mentioned by Daraj Ibn Abi Hatim, that Abu al-Haytham 'Adullah Ibn Wahb narrated from Abu Sa'id al-Khudhri, who heard the Prophet Muhammad PBUH saying, 'The smallest reward for the people of Heaven is an abode where there are eighty thousand servants and seventy-two houri, over which stands a dome decorated with pearls, aquamarine and ruby, as wide as the distance from al-Jabiyyah to San'a." - Al-Tirmidhi, Vol. 4, Ch. 21, No. 2687
Christianity Etc › Re: Is The Muslim Allah Crippled? Why Does The Quran Say This...? by Maynman: 1:32pm On Sep 27, 2022
Who takes a Irritating shameless liar serious? Exactly grin


Sixfiguresmart:
"Once a Jewish learned man came to the Prophet and asked him : Who will first cross the Bridge? He said : The poor refugees : The Jew asked again : When they will enter paradise, what food will be served to them first? He said : Roasts of the livers of fish. He asked again : What will be their morning lunch? He said : Cows of paradise will be slaughtered for them. He said : What drink will be given to them? He said They will be given drink of Salsabil. The Jew said : You have spoken the truth. Once a Jew asked the Prophet : Do you think that the inmates of paradise will eat and drink? The Prophet said Yes, by One in whose hand there is my life, each one of them will be given food, drink and strength of one hundred man to have sexual intercourse. The Jew asked : Will he have any necessity of passing urine and stools? The Prophet said : In place of urine and stool, perspiration will come out of them like camphor and as a result their stomach will be cleared therefor.", Al Ghazzali, "Ihya Uloom Ed-Din (The Revival of the Religious Sciences) Vol. 4" The Book of Constructive Virtues 429

hahahahaha
Christianity Etc › Re: Is The Muslim Allah Crippled? Why Does The Quran Say This...? by Maynman: 1:31pm On Sep 27, 2022
Who takes a Irritating shameless liar serious? Exactly grin


Sixfiguresmart:
"The Prophet said to a man: 0 servant of God, if you enter Paradise, you will get what you will desire, what your eyes will be pleased with. The Prophet said : If an inmate of Paradise will wish to have a son born to him, he will get it. Its stay in womb, its weaning away from milk and its youth will come to pass at the same time. He also said : The inmantes of Paradise will be beardless and hairless. Their colour will be white and their eyes painted with collyrium. They will be youths of 33 years of age. They will be sixty cubits long and seven cubits broad. He also said : The lowest rank of an inmate of Paradise will have eighty thousand servants and seventy two wives. In short there will be such bliss in Paradise which no eye has seen, no ear has heard and no heart has conceived.", Al Ghazzali, "Ihya Uloom Ed-Din (The Revival of the Religious Sciences) Vol. 4", The Book of Constructive Virtues 431

hahahahah
Christianity Etc › Re: Is The Muslim Allah Crippled? Why Does The Quran Say This...? by Maynman: 1:31pm On Sep 27, 2022
Yawn, Irritating shameless liar grin

Sixfiguresmart:
"Anas said, Allah be well-pleased with him: The Messenger of Allah said, upon him blessings and peace: “The servant in Paradise shall be married with seventy wives.” Someone said, “Messenger of Allah, can he bear it?” He said: “He will be given strength for a hundred.” From Zayd ibn Arqam, Allah be well-pleased with him, when an incredulous Jew or Christian asked the Prophet, upon him blessings and peace, “Are you claiming that a man will eat and drink in Paradise??” He replied: “Yes, by the One in Whose hand is my soul, and each of them will be given the strength of a hundred men in his eating, drinking, coitus, and pleasure.”" - Sifat al-Janna, al-`Uqayli in the Du`afa’, and Musnad of Abu Bakr al-Bazzar
Christianity Etc › Re: Is The Muslim Allah Crippled? Why Does The Quran Say This...? by Maynman: 1:23pm On Sep 27, 2022
Who takes a Irritating shameless liar serious? Exactly grin

Sixfiguresmart:
In March 624, Ka'b was angry at the execution of a number of Meccan notables who had been captured after that battle. Then, Muhammad called upon his followers to deal with Ka'b because he bewailing Quraysh victims of the Battle in a poem.

What did Mohammad do to the bereaved man? Muhammad made it clear to his companions that he wished Ka'b dealt with, saying, "Who is willing to deal with Ka’b bin Al-Ashraf who has irritated Allah and His Messenger?" Muhammad bin Maslama volunteered and was aided by several others, including Ka‘b’s foster brother, Abu Na'ila. Ibn Maslamah was troubled that this assassination would involve lying to Ka'b, but Muhammad gave him a dispensation to do so. They took Ka'b out for a walk late at night and killed him.

This is a man of mercy??

Narrated by Al-Bukhari.
In describing Ka’b , he said: When the Messenger of God, may God bless him and grant him peace, was happy, his face would be illuminated as if it were a piece of the moon, and we knew that from him.

Even Ka'b was known as a messenger and a happy man. But Mohammed slaughtered him in the most shocking way.
Christianity Etc › Re: Is The Muslim Allah Crippled? Why Does The Quran Say This...? by Maynman: 1:04pm On Sep 27, 2022
Who takes a Irritating shameless liar serious? Exactly grin

Sixfiguresmart:
Sahih Al-Bukhari, Volume 1, Book 4, Number 152; see also Numbers 153-154

Muhammad would also invite young boys to see him wash his private parts:

Narrated Anas bin Malik: Whenever Allah’s Apostle went to answer the call of nature, I along with another boy used to accompany him with a tumbler full of water. (Hisham commented, “So that he might wash his private parts with it.”)

haha do you go to wash your scholar's private parts with him?
Christianity Etc › Re: Is The Muslim Allah Crippled? Why Does The Quran Say This...? by Maynman: 12:52pm On Sep 27, 2022
Yawn, Irritating shameless liar. grin

Sixfiguresmart:
Bukhari, 1183. It is related that Abu Hurayra said, "I never sae al-Hasan without my eyes overflowing with tears. That is because the Prophet, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, went out one day and I found him in the mosque. He took my hand and I went along with him. He did not speak to me until we reached the market of Banu Qaynuqa'. He walked around it and looked. Then he left and I left with him until we reached the mosque. He sat down and wrapped himself in his garment. Then he said, 'Where is the little one? Call the little one to me.' Hasan came running and jumped into his lap. Then he put his hand in his beard. Then the Prophet, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, opened his mouth and put his tongue in his mouth. Then he said, O Allah, I love him, so love him and the one who loves him!'"

You have been asking me for Bukhari. Can you see now that Bukhari confirms that Mohammed was actually with Husein and and Hasan? This is what a 60 year old man was doing to pre-pubescents boys.

If his mouth contained that much action/miracles, why only on prepubescents boys?
Romance › Re: ‘room Dey Waste’ – Husband Queries Wife For Working During Their Honeymoon (watc by Maynman: 12:43pm On Sep 27, 2022
Na you dey grab your man bwahahahah

Sweetplum:
Those men you called simps are only elongating their lives. Be a redpiller, let me grab you and make you see hell. Be a simp and enjoy the best of a woman.
Only thing simps get are bastards, that’s why women love them.

You are replaceable, why should a redpiller waste his time on a bitter oldie, go and grab your simp and show him your best side when he does your wish.

Christianity Etc › Re: Is The Muslim Allah Crippled? Why Does The Quran Say This...? by Maynman: 12:40pm On Sep 27, 2022
Yawn, Irritating shameless liar.

Sixfiguresmart:
Sahih Bukhari, p.408, vol.1
Narrated Ibn Umar (ra) that the Prophet (saw) said, “My livelihood is under the shade of my spear, and he who disobeys my orders will be humiliated.”

Fath ul Bari, p.116, vol.2
Note: the term “humiliation for the kuffar” in the hadith, means paying jizya (a small tax levied for the non-Muslim citizens – dhimmis – of the Islamic state).

Show me the field that Mohammed sowed. What work did he do to feed 13 wives plus sex slaves. Jesus was a carpenter.

He was a ruthless kiillling machine and a perverted sexxxxoffender.
Romance › Re: ‘room Dey Waste’ – Husband Queries Wife For Working During Their Honeymoon (watc by Maynman: 12:39pm On Sep 27, 2022
Sweetplum:
I m here to say no to bad boys called redpillers. Cos they don't know how to get the best of a woman so they ll always lament.
But simps like your man know how to get best of a woman?
No wonder you on nairaland generalizing ALL MEN.
Romance › Re: ‘room Dey Waste’ – Husband Queries Wife For Working During Their Honeymoon (watc by Maynman: 12:30pm On Sep 27, 2022
Sweetplum:
I tell you say I drink alomo bitters ontop men matter. I m only here to say no to bad boys.
Your bile is more than alomo bitters.
Look at the revelation you said about the men in your life.
“ men sleep after 2-3 rounds of sex is like they ran from Lagos to Kano. Sleeping with mouth opened and looking useless!”

You have a happy man yet you on nairaland, a faceless forums saying “no” to bad boys
Romance › Re: ‘room Dey Waste’ – Husband Queries Wife For Working During Their Honeymoon (watc by Maynman: 12:28pm On Sep 27, 2022
Sweetplum:
My man makes me happy.
I m here to tell women that they can get a good man. And if they v one that's crazy, they should serve him his medicine.
Hope I v clarified myself.
Your man makes you happy yet you are bitter about Men. The irony.

How did you arrive at this revelation despite having a good man?
“men sleep after 2-3 rounds of sex is like they ran from Lagos to Kano. Sleeping with mouth opened and looking useless!”
Christianity Etc › Re: Does It Mean That God Already Knew We Will Be Black, Poor And Miserable by Maynman: 12:24pm On Sep 27, 2022
immortalcrown:
Creating you with only the ability to be holy means means you have no choice. It will mean you are not different from a robot. I do not mean to insult you but I think you have comprehension problem. I already explained that human does not have absolute (100%) freedom.
So he creates human to be holy and evil, yet complain when they act on it even after knowing they will act on it.
I do not mean to insult you but you lack basic common sense.

If you don’t have 100% freedom on the decision you make then where is the FREE WILL?
Christianity Etc › Re: Is The Muslim Allah Crippled? Why Does The Quran Say This...? by Maynman: 12:19pm On Sep 27, 2022
Irritating shameless liar

Sixfiguresmart:
The permanent committee for scientific research and religious sanctions has looked onto the request of Abu Abdallah Mohammed Al Shamry which was sent to the committee from the general secretariat of the Committee of Higher Scholars number 1809 date 3/5/1421. The requester asked the following:


Lately, It has spread on a large scale, especially in weddings, the habit of thighing little boys; what is the ruling of the Quran on this? Especially, that God’s Messenger (may peace be upon him) has thighed Ayesha (may God be pleased with her)

The committee, after studying the request, has ruled the following:

It is not the true guidance of Muslims throughout centuries to resort to the use of these unlawful practices, which were imported to our countries through the immoral videos that are being sent by the infidels and enemies of Islam. As for the thighing of the messenger of God to his fiancée Ayesha, she was six years old and he could not engage in sexual intercourse with her because of her young age, therefore he used to place his penis between her thighs and rub it lightly. In addition, the messenger of God had full control of his penis in contrary to the believers. Therefore, it is not permitted to practice thighing, whether in weddings, or at homes, or schools, due to its grave harm. And may God curse the infidels who brought these practices to our countries
Are you ashamed of your prophet? These are just a few of the things that he did.
Romance › Re: ‘room Dey Waste’ – Husband Queries Wife For Working During Their Honeymoon (watc by Maynman: 12:02pm On Sep 27, 2022
Sweetplum:
Be like say u dey look for trouble this afternoon with your last statement?
My guy is my guy. I m dating a good man. No let me change am for you
You looked for trouble when you said this yourself hypocrite, “men” that sleep after 2-3 rounds of sex is like they ran from Lagos to Kano. Sleeping with mouth opened and looking useless!”

You are dating a good guy yet your revelations about men are all Bitter, the jokes write itself.
If your man makes you happy, you won’t be this bitter about MEN.
Romance › Re: ‘room Dey Waste’ – Husband Queries Wife For Working During Their Honeymoon (watc by Maynman: 11:29am On Sep 27, 2022
Sweetplum:
My guy isn't like that. I spoke from revelations of men and women I v come across.
And your guy is among those revelations abi no b “man” na “boy”?
You have zero respect for your “guy” the way you generalize all men, shows the kind of guy type like you are into.

If not that you are dunce, you are generalizing all men based on the few you’ve met and had 2-3 rounds of sex with.

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