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Romance / Re: Reasons Why Guys Nigerian Dump Ladies After Getting Under Their Skirts by Mayorblaze: 9:24pm On Feb 14, 2015
funmilayoB:
Thank god no 1 has ever gotten under my skirt

what about trousers, bum short? They have gotten under that too abi

girls can lie sha
Literature / Re: Flow And Snow by Mayorblaze: 12:12am On Feb 13, 2015
Lol... Togo national anthem

i seconded seuncyber fp move...

Still flowing or so i thought
Family / Re: What Is The Best Thing To Do When Your Newly Married Wife Says No To You On Bed? by Mayorblaze: 10:15pm On Feb 09, 2015
There is vaseline..
After asking her upto three times and her reply still no, i will simply off my cloth self-service my third leg with vaseline in her presence until im sure the pressure has subdued
Politics / Re: A Nairalander Open Letter To Prof Yemi Osinbajo by Mayorblaze: 10:47pm On Feb 04, 2015
Op ..The only thing i got out of this poo is that YOU TRAVELLED FROM IBADAN TO LAGOS JUST TO HEAR BUHARI SPEAK..

PLEASE HOW MUCH WERE YOU PAID? need to refund the money to you so that u can purchase a little common sense even if that is achievable at your age..
No wonder someone said TO BE EDUCATED DOESN'T COUNT AS BEING LITERATE.. SO MANY EDUCATED ILLITERATE IN NIGERIA
Politics / Re: Jonathan Bread Now In Town (pic) by Mayorblaze: 9:31pm On Feb 02, 2015
Splashme:
[size=13pt]Very delicious bread.
Trust me, I've tested it.

Unlike Ambode MTN recharge card that refused to load[/size]


TESTED INDEED cheesy
Politics / Re: Crowd Welcome The Army & CJTF After Victory Against Boko Haram [Photos] by Mayorblaze: 9:12pm On Feb 02, 2015
Kassidy4luv:
Victory is from GOD alone..........

GOD bless and be with our gallant troops.......


Bleep Boko Haram and their Presidential Aspirant......... BUHARI


Bleep Islam.......( A very decietful religion)

GOD bless GEJ and all peace loving Nigerians.


GEJ till Buhari stabilizes Price of Cows in the International Market.


GEJ till Tinubu becomes a poor man.



GEJ till Aregbesola takes holy communion.

This is the most stupid post have ever read on NL.. Dude did u wakeup to eat some poo this morning?
Cause i can't imagine a grown up man spitting shits

ANYWAY GEJ TILL MANCHESTER UNITED RE-EMPLOYS DAVID MOYES AS MANAGER[color=#990000][/color]
Politics / Re: Jonathan Campaigns In Gombe (Photos) by Mayorblaze: 7:54pm On Feb 02, 2015
Waiting for the bokoharis to begin their propaganda here

tag me when the start angry

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Literature / Re: Flow And Snow by Mayorblaze: 7:24am On Jan 29, 2015
Where is that burantashi seller? Anywhere flow is, alcohol must land grin

following flow since BARRACK BOY(BBB)
Romance / Re: 8 Mistake Ladies And Guys Make When They Meet Each Other Online. by Mayorblaze: 6:35am On Jan 28, 2015
harrysterol:
I go do u strong tin o tongue undecided

strong thing? shocked run away from thread
Romance / Re: 8 Mistake Ladies And Guys Make When They Meet Each Other Online. by Mayorblaze: 1:56pm On Jan 27, 2015
harrysterol:
wetin u c grin

i c joblessness in action wink
Romance / Re: 8 Mistake Ladies And Guys Make When They Meet Each Other Online. by Mayorblaze: 12:26pm On Jan 27, 2015
What is this OP saying undecided

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