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Politics / Re: Fulani Hardsmen Made The Terrorist List For 2018: Where Is Lie Mohammed? by Mayorchama(m): 5:02pm On Jan 26, 2018
Quote me well!!! Terrorists might hide under the umbrella of being a muslim, but that realy doesnt make the whole islam a terrorist religion.
I have friends that are muslim and are even better in character than most christians i have seen.

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Politics / Fulani Hardsmen Made The Terrorist List For 2018: Where Is Lie Mohammed? by Mayorchama(m): 8:46am On Jan 26, 2018
What lie does Lai Mohammed have for us now that the global terrorism watch have included Fulani herdsmen in the 2018 terrorist list? And what does this inclusion make of the president ? Are you thinking?

BREAKING.....IPOB EXCLUDED FROM THE 2018 PUBLISHED TERROR GROUPS BUT FULANI HERDSMEN MADE THE LIST

IPOB not listed on the 2018 newly released 145 world terrorism list but one group did.
Below is a list of terrorist organizations around the world
And our so-called peace loving FULANI HERDSMEN of Nigeria is among (see no 144).
1.Al-Shabab (Africa),
2.Al Murabitun (Africa),
3.Al-Qeada (Afghanistan),
4.Al-Qaeda (Islamic Maghreb),
5.Al-Qaeda (Indian Subcontinent),
6.Al-Qaeda (Arabian Peninsula), 7.Hamas (Palestine),
8.Palestinian Islamic Jihad (Palestine),
9.Popular Front for the Liberation of (Palestine),
10.Hezbola (Lebanon),
11.Ansar al-Sharia-Benghazi (Lebanon),
12.Asbat Al-Ansar (Lebanon), 13.ISIS (Iraq),
14.ISIS (Syria),
15.ISIS (Cauacus)
16.ISIS (Libya)
17.ISIS (Yemen)
18.ISIS (Algeria),
19.ISIS (Philippines)
20.Jund al-Sham (Afganistan),
21.Al-Mourabitoun (Lebanon),
22.Abdullah Azzam Brigades (Lebanon),
23.Al-Itihaad al-Islamiya (Somalia),
24.Al-Haramain Foundation (Saudi Arabia), 25.Ansar-Al-Sharia (Moroccon),
26.Moroccon Mudjadine (Morocco),
27.Salafia Jihadia (Morocco),
28.Boko Haram (Africa),
29.Islamic movement of (Uzbekistan),
30.Islamic Jihad Union (Uzbekistan), 31.Islamic Jihad Union (Germany),
32.DRW True-Religion (Germany)
33.Fajar Nusantara Movement (Germany)
34.DIK Hildesheim (Germany)
35.Jaish-e-Mohammed (Kashmir),
36.Jaish al-Muhajireen wal-Ansar (Syria), 37.Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine (Syria),
38.Jamaat al Dawa al Quran (Afghanistan),
39.Jundallah (Iran)
40.Quds Force (Iran)
41.Kata'ib Hezbollah (Iraq),
42.Al-Itihaad al-Islamiya (Somalia), 43.Egyptian Islamic Jihad (Egypt),
44.Jund al-Sham (Jordan)
45.Fajar Nusantara Movement (Australia)
46.Society of the Revival of Islamic 47.Heritage (Terror
funding, WorldWide offices)
48.Taliban (Afghanistan), 49.Taliban (Pakistan),
50.Tehrik-i-Taliban (Pakistan),
51.Army of Islam (Syria),
52.Islamic Movement (Israel)
53.Ansar Al Sharia (Tunisia),
54.Mujahideen Shura Council in the Environs of (Jerusalem),
55.Libyan Islamic Fighting Group (Libya),
Movement for Oneness and Jihad in (West Africa),
56.Palestinian Islamic Jihad (Palestine)
57.Tevhid-Selam (Al-Quds Army)
58.Moroccan Islamic Combatant Group (Morroco), 59.Caucasus Emirate (Russia),
60.Dukhtaran-e-Millat Feminist Islamists (India),
61.Indian Mujahideen (India),
62.Jamaat-ul-Mujahideen (India)
63.Ansar al-Islam (India)
64.Students Islamic Movement of (India), 65.Harakat Mujahideen (India),
66.Hizbul Mujhaideen(India)
67.Lashkar e Islam(India)
68.Jund al-Khilafah (Algeria),
69.Turkistan Islamic Party,
70.Egyptian Islamic Jihad (Egypt),
71.Great Eastern Islamic Raiders' Front (Turkey),
72.Harkat-ul-Jihad al-Islami (Pakistan),
73.Tehreek-e-Nafaz-e-Shariat-e-Mohammadi
(Pakistan),
74.Lashkar e Toyiba(Pakistan)
75.Lashkar e Jhangvi(Pakistan) Ahle Sunnat Wal Jamaat (Pakistan),
76.Jamaat ul-Ahrar (Pakistan),
77.Harkat-ul-Mujahideen (Pakistan),
78.Jamaat Ul-Furquan (Pakistan),
79.Harkat-ul-Mujahideen (Syria),
80.Ansar al-Din Front (Syria), 81.Jabhat Fateh al-Sham (Syria),
82.Jamaah Anshorut Daulah (Syria),
83.Nour al-Din al-Zenki Movement (Syria),
84.Liwa al-Haqq (Syria),
85.Al-Tawhid Brigade (Syria),
86.Jund al-Aqsa (Syria),
87.Al-Tawhid Brigade (Syria),
88.Yarmouk Martyrs Brigade (Syria),
89.Khalid ibn al-Walid Army (Syria),
90.Hezb-e Islami Gulbuddin (Afganistan),
91.Jamaat-ul-Ahrar (Afganistan)
92.Hizb ut-Tahrir (Worldwide Caliphate), 93.Hizbul Mujahideen (Kasmir),
94.Ansar Allah (Yemen),
95.Holy Land Foundation for Relief and Development
(USA),
96.Jamaat Mujahideen (India),
97.Jamaah Ansharut Tauhid (Indonesia), 98.Hizbut Tahrir (Indonesia),
99.Fajar Nusantara Movement (Indonesia),
100.Jemaah Islamiyah (Indonesia),
101.Jemaah Islamiyah (Philippines),
102.Jemaah Islamiyah (Singapore),
103.Jemaah Islamiyah (Thailand),
104.Jemaah Islamiyah (Malaysia),
105.Ansar Dine (Africa),
106.Osbat al-Ansar (Palestine),
107.Hizb ut-Tahrir (Group connecting 108.Islamic Caliphates across the world into one world Islamic
Caliphate)
109.Army of the Men of the Naqshbandi Order (Iraq)
110.Al Nusra Front (Syria),
111.Al-Badr (Pakistan),
112.Islam4UK (UK),
113.Al Ghurabaa (UK),
114.Call to Submission (UK),
115.Islamic Path (UK),
116.London School of Sharia (UK),
117.Muslims Against Crusades (UK),
118.Need4Khilafah (UK),
119.The Shariah Project (UK),
120.The Islamic Dawah Association (UK), 121.The Saviour Sect (UK),
123.Jamaat Ul-Furquan (UK),
124.Minbar Ansar Deen (UK),
125.Al-Muhajiroun (UK) (Lee Rigby, London 2017 members),
126.Islamic Council of Britain (UK) (Not to be confused with Offical Muslim Council of Britain),
127.Ahlus Sunnah wal Jamaah (UK),
128.Al-Gama'a (Egypt),
129.Al-Islamiyya (Egypt),
130.Armed Islamic men of (Algeria),
131Salafist Group for Call and Combat (Algeria),
132.Ansaru (Algeria),
133.Ansar-Al-Sharia (Libya),
134.Al Ittihad Al Islamia (Somalia),
135.Ansar al-Sharia (Tunisia),
136.Al-Shabab (Africa),
137.al-Aqsa Foundation (Germany)
138.al-Aqsa Martyrs' Brigades (Palestine),
139.Abu Sayyaf (Philippines),
140.Aden-Abyan Islamic Army (Yemen),
141.Ajnad Misr (Egypt),
142Abu Nidal Organization (Palestine),
143.Jamaah Ansharut Tauhid (Indonesia)
144.Fulani Herdsmen of (Nigeria)
145. Boko Haram (Nigeria)

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Romance / Re: Who Among You Guys Did Not Write This Letter To A Girl by Mayorchama(m): 8:59am On Jan 23, 2018
I bet some guys don dey copy dosr lines for their next catch

God is watching u in 7D grin shocked
Romance / Re: Who Among You Guys Did Not Write This Letter To A Girl by Mayorchama(m): 8:56am On Jan 23, 2018
Back den i be like puppet for class...and i attended boys only (oyemekun grammar school) if you know akure very well. But girls only (st louis) is close to my school so anytime we dey go house like dis... Jeeesus!! Con see swags and all different kinds of steps. Na those days we guys dey carry.extra shirt go skull cos our skull uniform na white.

Actualy got a girl den but nothing serious.
at least with my small liver.. I catch something cheesy
Mskrisx:
Looool... make I no just type am grin grin
Very terrible experience
Romance / Re: Who Among You Guys Did Not Write This Letter To A Girl by Mayorchama(m): 11:13pm On Jan 22, 2018
Buhahahahahah grin grin grin
Xinzu:
I didn't.




I never had the heart to grin

U mean girls just dey waka for ur front! wink[color=#000099][/color]
Romance / Who Among You Guys Did Not Write This Letter To A Girl by Mayorchama(m): 10:50pm On Jan 22, 2018
HOW SCHOOL BOYS USED TO WRITE LETTERS TO GIRLS IN THOSE GOOD
OLD DAYS!


P.O. BOX 2013
Iwo, Osun State.
29TH JAN. 2007
Dear Sweet,
Ditto...
Time and ability plus double capacity has forced my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper. I hope you're swimming in the ocean of good health over there, if so, doxology!
I am also parambulating in the cool breeze of wellness here.
Sweetie pie, the reason why this miraculous thing is happening is because, honey, I love you spontaneously, and as I stand horizontally parallel to the wall and vertically perpendicular to the ground now, I only think of you, since you are a fantastic and fabulous girl, put together as fantabulous. I implore you to decipher this my anthem of love oozing out from the innermost pendulum of my thoraxial cavity.
Darling, please stop haranguing with the feelings in my heart because I love you more than oxygen and more than a snake loves rat.
To me each day I start by dreaming of you. Each time I see you, my metabolism suddenly halts and my peristalsis goes in reverse gear. My medula oblongata also ceases functioning.
Crazy, crazy, crazy you may say but this is verily veritable. If only you knew what is going on in my encephalon, you would prostrate. That's why I need to see you vis a vis soon for a better elucidation through tete a tete. No hyperbole & onomatopoeia, simple candidness.
Only you and me are protagonists in this subtle affair. As I cogitate and ruminate over the last episode, I genuflex before the Omnipotent and implore him to let this affair emulsify.
By the way, I was bamboozled, scintilated, exhilarated, and left in a state of prolonged euphoria by the contents of your missive which was quite edifying and exalting. It left my bio-chemistry in a paradise-like equilibrium.
Empirically speaking, I love u chemically... I don't ever want to see gloom and doom looming over your angelic live portrait. Let my appellation be scribbled across your heart, with indelible ink. If any boy tries to ask for your companionship, tell him that u are leased and caveated.
I think I have to pen off here, because I still haven't finished studying electrolysis polymerization. But before I evaporate, I like to revitalize your memory with those encapsulating lyrics which proclaim that your catarrh is my butter, your piss is my mimbo, the world's greatest lover is me.
Catch you later. Sleep tight and don't let those bed bugs bite you because you are too sweet for them.
Goodbye for now.
Your slave in love,
your pillow, your cushion,

Mayorchama cute.

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Romance / See GOBE!! Guy Rejects A Girls Proposal In Public. Video by Mayorchama(m): 7:06pm On Jan 15, 2018
OMG!! see gobe at ikeja mall as a guy rejects a proposal from a girl who was on her kneel actualy proposing to her supposedly boyfriend. But the guy actually collected the ring and ward her off with a waved finger which inturn depicts that the guy said NO!

Come to think of it, did she acted foolish for proposing by herself or what are the likelyhood causal of this awkward situaton.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5r-fBU6Pys
Video
Politics / Re: Breaking News,president Buhari Son Flew To Germany For Medical Attention by Mayorchama(m): 2:56pm On Dec 28, 2017
Guy pls re-edit before ppl start matcheting your head...

Presidents son FLOWN (not flew) to germany.

Thank me.later undecided
Career / Hi Guys, I Live In Abuja And I'm In Need Of A Job. by Mayorchama(m): 2:50pm On Dec 28, 2017
I am epenusi olumayowa, i live in abuja and am in need of a job. I've got btech in microbiology and some couple of professional certificates. A teaching opportunity wouldnt be a bad idea too.
If you have any link please hook me up.
07033270334 both call and whatsapp.
God bless our hustle.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Thanks Nairaland : I Finally Got A Job by Mayorchama(m): 2:32pm On Dec 28, 2017
Congrats buddy... God is still faithful kiss

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Celebrities / Re: Adorable Face To Face Pose Of Wizkid And Mayorkun (photo) by Mayorchama(m): 3:24pm On Dec 26, 2017
NwaChibuzor504:
Gone were the days of good music from the likes of, Lazarus Ekwueme, Chief Osita Osadebe, Onyeka etc.

Even today we still enjoy good and blissful music thanks to the likes of Kcee, Runtown, Phyno, Ruff Coin, D 'Prince, Don Jazzy, Patoranking, Kelly Handsome, J Martins, African China, Flavor, Zoro, Splash, Ikechukwu amd so many more.


But the likes of Wizkid, lil kesh, Olamide, wande coal, banky w, Olamide, B red, 9ice, dammy krane, Tope alabi, pasuma, Obesere etc have all been a burden to the Nigerian Music industry. All they have to offer is noise and headaches.

Why is this so?
are u asking me??

Politics / Re: Bookshop Razed In Akure As Petrol Hidden By Owner Caught Fire By Neighbors Stove by Mayorchama(m): 1:21pm On Dec 26, 2017
ivolt:

You must be demented to accept a failed madman as your saviour.
ur brain is just as shallow as a watery pap!!

Sebi u will tell me where yorubas put handcuff in ur hands and tell u not to follow your fellow stupid and sarcastic idiot!

Education / Re: Students Create Amazing Chalk Drawings On Classroom Blackboard(pic) by Mayorchama(m): 8:08am On Dec 20, 2017
Ok this is DEEP
Romance / Re: This Lady Slept With A Manager During An Interview And Instantly Got The Job by Mayorchama(m): 11:52pm On Dec 19, 2017
Okare lai!!

Romance / Re: This Lady Slept With A Manager During An Interview And Instantly Got The Job by Mayorchama(m): 11:51pm On Dec 19, 2017
Oya clap for yourself! Dindinrin...
Jokes Etc / Re: Woman Sets Facebook Ablaze With Blunders by Mayorchama(m): 10:40pm On Dec 18, 2017
Igbo + hausa grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Woman Sets Facebook Ablaze With Blunders by Mayorchama(m): 10:40pm On Dec 18, 2017
medexico:
All what she wrote is not understandable
Even her name sef s not understandable!!! undecided
Celebrities / Re: Davido Signs Deal With First Bank. Fans React With Funny Comments by Mayorchama(m): 10:28pm On Dec 18, 2017
FortifiedCity:
I don't identify with criminals

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Celebrities / Re: Adesua Etomi Stylishly Looking Like A Bag Of Money! by Mayorchama(m): 9:36pm On Dec 12, 2017
E be like sey d pezin been wan show us how banky money dey well spent for her body[color=#006600][/color] but wait.oo na which money dis oe dey.bag now?? Am confused undecided
Sports / Re: Arsenal Posted Video Of D'banj Holding Alex Iwobi Arsenal's Shirt by Mayorchama(m): 9:31pm On Dec 12, 2017
Dis one na confirm sharp niggur!!!
cool cool

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Sports / Re: (breaking News) Interpol Has Arrested The Agent That Sold Lukaku To Manchester U by Mayorchama(m): 9:22pm On Dec 12, 2017
That guy needs to be sentenced to.life imprisonment... undecided if not he will be.the one to sell ahmed musa to barcelona grin

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Celebrities / Re: Dirty Things Happening In Lagos Nigerian Night Clubs by Mayorchama(m): 9:19pm On Dec 12, 2017
Jesus!!! @ broad day light!!! shocked

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Sports / Re: Arsenal Boss Arsene Wenger Also Speaks On The Shocking Fight At Old Trafford by Mayorchama(m): 9:14pm On Dec 12, 2017
mexxmoney:
For once arsenae Wenger is making sense
Can he ever make any sence...
undecided

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Education / Re: The World's Shortest IQ Test Is On 3 Questions by Mayorchama(m): 9:03pm On Dec 12, 2017
5cents
5mins
47days
Celebrities / Re: Meet The New Bobrisky !! With Pics by Mayorchama(m): 3:14pm On Dec 12, 2017
The guy be like...what a woman can do a man can do beter grin
Romance / Re: Don Jazzy Giving Out 200k ,how True Is It ? by Mayorchama(m): 3:08pm On Dec 12, 2017
Oww so i shud share dis worbish and create fame for jazzy while shi shi i movyet undecided

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