HOW SCHOOL BOYS USED TO WRITE LETTERS TO GIRLS IN THOSE GOOD
OLD DAYS!


P.O. BOX 2013
Iwo, Osun State.
29TH JAN. 2007
Dear Sweet,
Ditto...
Time and ability plus double capacity has forced my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper. I hope you're swimming in the ocean of good health over there, if so, doxology!
I am also parambulating in the cool breeze of wellness here.
Sweetie pie, the reason why this miraculous thing is happening is because, honey, I love you spontaneously, and as I stand horizontally parallel to the wall and vertically perpendicular to the ground now, I only think of you, since you are a fantastic and fabulous girl, put together as fantabulous. I implore you to decipher this my anthem of love oozing out from the innermost pendulum of my thoraxial cavity.
Darling, please stop haranguing with the feelings in my heart because I love you more than oxygen and more than a snake loves rat.
To me each day I start by dreaming of you. Each time I see you, my metabolism suddenly halts and my peristalsis goes in reverse gear. My medula oblongata also ceases functioning.
Crazy, crazy, crazy you may say but this is verily veritable. If only you knew what is going on in my encephalon, you would prostrate. That's why I need to see you vis a vis soon for a better elucidation through tete a tete. No hyperbole & onomatopoeia, simple candidness.
Only you and me are protagonists in this subtle affair. As I cogitate and ruminate over the last episode, I genuflex before the Omnipotent and implore him to let this affair emulsify.
By the way, I was bamboozled, scintilated, exhilarated, and left in a state of prolonged euphoria by the contents of your missive which was quite edifying and exalting. It left my bio-chemistry in a paradise-like equilibrium.
Empirically speaking, I love u chemically... I don't ever want to see gloom and doom looming over your angelic live portrait. Let my appellation be scribbled across your heart, with indelible ink. If any boy tries to ask for your companionship, tell him that u are leased and caveated.
I think I have to pen off here, because I still haven't finished studying electrolysis polymerization. But before I evaporate, I like to revitalize your memory with those encapsulating lyrics which proclaim that your catarrh is my butter, your piss is my mimbo, the world's greatest lover is me.
Catch you later. Sleep tight and don't let those bed bugs bite you because you are too sweet for them.
Goodbye for now.
Your slave in love,
your pillow, your cushion,

Mayorchama cute.

I didn't.



I never had the heart to

Buhahahahahah

Xinzu:
I didn't.




I never had the heart to

U mean girls just dey waka for ur front! [color=#000099][/color]

Mayorchama:
Buhahahahahah

U mean girls just dey waka for ur front! [color=#000099][/color]

Me I was too much of a chicken back then, never had the balls to talk to my crush"es".

The letter I wrote to Bose in JSS 3 didn't include address or any punctuation mark, just the letter body, I just went straight to the point and dropped my pen

we er not having dis kind opportunity cos we only boys for our Skul do na once in 3 month week comot na boarding school we dey oo

hm i can still remember, but unfortunately we broke up last last

Never did!

Looool... make I no just type am
Very terrible experience

Back den i be like puppet for class...and i attended boys only (oyemekun grammar school) if you know akure very well. But girls only (st louis) is close to my school so anytime we dey go house like dis... Jeeesus!! Con see swags and all different kinds of steps. Na those days we guys dey carry.extra shirt go skull cos our skull uniform na white.

Actualy got a girl den but nothing serious.
at least with my small liver.. I catch something

Mskrisx:
Looool... make I no just type am
Very terrible experience

I bet some guys don dey copy dosr lines for their next catch

God is watching u in 7D

Who dey use P O. Box?
Back then, one had to use his secondary school name and address to show off our school especially some of us that went to reputable schools.

Once the girl see the school name, she go dey loyal.

Including the ones that can't even construct a good simple sentence?