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Politics / Re: What's The Biggest Scam In Nigeria? People React(Photos) by mayorincorp(m): 8:12am On Jul 18, 2018
KazeemIbrahim1:
Government for the people, by the people and for the people..

My Government teacher lied..
Bail is free

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Politics / Re: 2019 General Elections Will Cost N242.4bn - Buhari Tells National Assembly by mayorincorp(m): 11:50pm On Jul 17, 2018
geeluck1:
The way they mention this billions sha...
The country is fucking rich... This guys are just heartless

Seems u don’t know how rich this country is...Nigeria fucking very rich..
Webmasters / Re: Guys, I'm Thinking Of Going Into Blogging Out Of Serious Boredom? by mayorincorp(m): 9:31am On Jul 10, 2018
Caring0:


I no get babe for now. I don't like runz girls
Don’t even go there because u will be super busy....olosho no be way oo
Politics / Re: Split In R-APC As Saraki Moves To Join Presidential Race by mayorincorp(m): 9:40am On Jul 08, 2018
praise010:
I don't even know what to believe again. These Politicians aren't tired of power and are not ready to retire. They also have the financial prowess to do the unimaginable.

I just pity Sowore who is spending the little he have to campaign.


Nigerians are getting wiser day by day...so forget about there financial power because with time all will be useless...
Crime / Re: Student Impersonates Emir Sanusi, Demands N1.8m From Victims by mayorincorp(m): 9:04pm On Mar 21, 2018
LORDOFAFONJAS:
Useless emir

That man is old enough to be your father..but I don't blame u because that is how u regard your family member. ..

Go get life
Ewu
Politics / Re: Amaechi Inspects Lekki Deep Sea Port,lagos(photos) by mayorincorp(m): 7:53am On Feb 25, 2018
Neyoor:
What baffles me is how the likes of this Man, Fashola and other ministers just become so unpopular and quiet since they got ministerial appointment.

Perhaps, a clear indication that something is wrong somewhere.

They are coded looters..
Celebrities / Re: Davido Buys New Bentley Bentayga In Atlanta. Shows It Off by mayorincorp(m): 11:11am On Feb 01, 2018
quinSonia:
make David kum marry me jare ma replace that him chioma galfrd

If I hear..

Lol
Celebrities / Re: Davido Shows Off Wards Of Cash, Expensive Chains And Wrist Watches On Instagram by mayorincorp(m): 1:16am On Jan 26, 2018
Lonestar124:
Our celebrities and showoff
I don't know what they derive in dis pretentious displays
they are the one spoiling young boys and girls now a days... why boys won't do runs after viewing this?
Romance / Re: Lady Warns Yahoo Boys: "Come With Your Work ID Before Asking Me Out" by mayorincorp(m): 1:11am On Jan 26, 2018
hedonistical:
Nigerians are so stupid, especially females. "come with a work ID". Idiot. Because somebody with a "Work ID" cannot secretly be doing Yahoo runs?

So you think having a "work ID" is what makes a guy TRULY legit? If every guy was truly legit, would you see any fool to take you out to a joint and spend over N20k on bills, or give you cash or gifts worth N100k for your useless birthday, or buy you foreign weaves, or drive 2010 Camry, Venza, etc?

Bastards. If you want legit, it is easy. Date broke guys. Get used to the Okada and Keke Napep lifestyle. Nigerians are so deluded and hypocritical.

better hammer dey your hand...
u just hit it real hard..even my best friend is a G but also as a very big bet9ja ...pleasw help me ask thiz mumu girl how she no go fall if the guy is a ritualist..
Romance / Re: Lady Warns Yahoo Boys: "Come With Your Work ID Before Asking Me Out" by mayorincorp(m): 1:08am On Jan 26, 2018
ibroauthen:
Chai....
This girl no wise at all...
For computer age?

please tell her...am sure when she see money she will forget the things she was asking for...a lady from potopoto republic like money pass there mama

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Education / Re: Come Study Any Degree Program In France- French Embassy Tells Nigerians by mayorincorp(m): 8:38am On Jan 25, 2018
12345baba:
I no wan die for Isis hand. They should hold there offer

Is better make isis kill u then bokoharam

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Celebrities / Re: Toby Grey: "I Can Marry A Poor Man Only On One Condition" by mayorincorp(m): 10:02pm On Jan 22, 2018
[quote author=albacete post=64405090]
No,
Sound like u are bro..hope all is well?
Celebrities / Re: Toby Grey: "I Can Marry A Poor Man Only On One Condition" by mayorincorp(m): 10:11pm On Jan 21, 2018
albacete:
hmmm

But come to think of it, driving under the influence of drugs before going to school to write the promotional exams of over 5 million dollars and you think she will not open her legs to run as fast as Usual Bolt who was accused of taking drugs to bring out the car from the garage after staking that Liverpool will win Manchester City before you then realize that I just wasted 2 minutes of your time.

Also When I think of how the gateman sacrificed his life, I can only come to the conclusion that those children from the next compound will go to church but buying the car from jiji doesn't mean that Patrick will visit the person who cooked the snake before the plumber would have finished the pathway that leads to the stream where the madman usually chases people with sticks and stones yet many will doubt that MMM is still working after I woke up on a Sunday afternoon to dress for work because Joshua denied bringing his PlayStation to the market to buy some foodstuffs after investigations have been concluded as to why did Mary tell her daughter not to eat the last meat in the pot even when it's obvious that the wedding was the talk of the town and at the end of the day it turned out to be a rumor that the gateman sacrificed his life after he died.

Are you on drugs?
Crime / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Kill 50 In Donada And Kaltibu In Taraba (Graphic Photos) by mayorincorp(m): 8:14pm On Jan 06, 2018
Sprumbabafather:
2nd civil war loading. Where is our new sheriff in town? Where is his body odour?

WHAT ACTUALLY THIS FULANIS REALLY WANT?
Romance / Re: Lady Wows In Body Paint Photoshoot by mayorincorp(m): 7:04pm On Jan 06, 2018
baby124:
I will do this oooo. I like going nude grin. Fresh air cheesy

Let do it together.nice concept I think... grin
Politics / Re: Shaba Ibrahim, Kogi Polytechnic Lecturer Beaten For Criticising Governor Bello by mayorincorp(m): 2:55pm On Jan 06, 2018
Lakside1955:
Wetin consign me

Pls house I bought pS3 today, I've been trying to play the soccer on it but dont get the exact button to kick start it, pls anyone can help the direction?

EEye at your age..u are playing ps3 when boys on move to ps4pro
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Job Opportunities At Stanel Group: Awka, Jos & Suleja- PICTURES by mayorincorp(m): 2:46pm On Jan 06, 2018
BruncleZuma:
Meaning anybody still jobless and above 30 is doomed in Nigeria

grin grin grin grin

You better thank God ...alot of people out there as nothing not even a job same as me too
Business / Re: What Would Be Your Business Plan If You Had The Necessary Capital? by mayorincorp(m): 8:32am On Jan 05, 2018
OgahBohz:



ase o ti ye leh .....


when I don dey reason free Origin mixed with trophy plus two 500g tabs of koko(trams)...



u fall my leg o

If u won die go your village. ..am very sure your village people I'll be like yes our boy is coming hone
Business / Re: What Would Be Your Business Plan If You Had The Necessary Capital? by mayorincorp(m): 1:31am On Jan 05, 2018
OgahBohz:



ase o ti ye leh .....


when I don dey reason free Origin mixed with trophy plus two 500g tabs of koko(trams)...



u fall my leg o


You are a fucking drug lord..I tuawale for u
Business / Re: What Would Be Your Business Plan If You Had The Necessary Capital? by mayorincorp(m): 10:28pm On Jan 04, 2018
OgahBohz:




Dpends on the type of bear nd the Gram of trams...

Ô boy na die u dey oo...na play I dey play oo
Politics / Re: Ambode Reveals When ‘danfo’ Buses Will Be Out Of Lagos Roads by mayorincorp(m): 3:34pm On Jan 04, 2018
Martin0:


Oh sorry ah forget say ya account na Eze-ego____

What are you trying to do? Am just asking though
Politics / Re: IPOB Is A Threat To Unity, Herdsmen Is Not, Lai Mohammed Tells BBC - FFK Reacts by mayorincorp(m): 2:30pm On Jan 04, 2018
Mr. LIE..ONE OLORIBURUKU SPOTTED. ..TILL THey KILL YOUR family member
Business / Re: What Would Be Your Business Plan If You Had The Necessary Capital? by mayorincorp(m): 12:29pm On Jan 04, 2018
uzoclinton:
nice meeting u too... no mind me oo. i just wanted u to have a taste of a proper nairaland welcome

Yes I feel you..have been reading from nairaland for more than a year..
Business / Re: What Would Be Your Business Plan If You Had The Necessary Capital? by mayorincorp(m): 11:47am On Jan 04, 2018
Brunosamel:
is this the right way to welcome a brother in the house... Na waw for u...

Just kidding.nice meeting u on here bro..smile
Business / Re: What Would Be Your Business Plan If You Had The Necessary Capital? by mayorincorp(m): 11:45am On Jan 04, 2018
uzoclinton:
The word *Nigg*' doesn't sound coming from your mouth, fake mayor

Nice meeting u bro...smile...
Religion / Re: Prophet Shepherd Bushiri Filled Up FNB Stadium In South Africa (Photos) by mayorincorp(m): 10:37am On Jan 04, 2018
Booking space asap
Celebrities / Re: Toke Makinwa Assaulted & Disgraced At Crossroads By John Boyega's Bodyguard by mayorincorp(m): 10:36am On Jan 04, 2018
She won mingle bristiko boy fuckup her show..lol
Business / Re: What Would Be Your Business Plan If You Had The Necessary Capital? by mayorincorp(m): 10:32am On Jan 04, 2018
uzoclinton:
So which city or town are you the mayor of?

Around Surulere and Iba new site

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Business / Re: What Would Be Your Business Plan If You Had The Necessary Capital? by mayorincorp(m): 7:25am On Jan 04, 2018
uzoclinton:
so you are a real mayor?


Blink..absolutely
Business / Re: What Would Be Your Business Plan If You Had The Necessary Capital? by mayorincorp(m): 7:24am On Jan 04, 2018
OgahBohz:


have you paid ur dues ?

Do u mind beer and tramadol
Business / Re: What Would Be Your Business Plan If You Had The Necessary Capital? by mayorincorp(m): 7:23am On Jan 04, 2018
maxibrainz:
Cryptocurrency trading grin

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