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SportsManchester United Sign Nigerian Wonderkid by mayorjosh(op): 9:56pm On Mar 11, 2016
The Red Devils signed young defender Matthew Olosunde in January and, having been granted international clearance, he has been included in their Under-18 squadMatthew Olosunde is set to make his debut for Manchester United on Friday, having been named in the Under-18 squad to face Brighton and Hove Albion. The defender, who can play at centre-back and right-back, has been granted international clearance for his move to Old Trafford, after agreeing to move to the club from Duke University. Olosunde had previously played for New York Red Bulls but left the club in order to pursue his academic interests, though he is now poised to begin his Old Trafford career. “Matthew is a fantastic player who is comfortable playing in the back or in midfield. He has wicked pace and has incredible defensive recovery speed," Duke head coach John Kerr is quoted as saying by Go Dukes after securing his signature earlier this year. Louis van Gaal has given debuts to a number of young stars this season, so Olosunde will surely hope that a first- team bow beckons soon.

Foreign AffairsRe: Only Range-Rover Allowed In This Kenyan Wedding (photos) by mayorjosh(m): 7:41pm On Mar 02, 2016
Waste of valuable resources... Later they'll start begin after wedding. 😔😔
CelebritiesRe: I'm Not Pregnant For Jude Okoye - Cynthia Morgan. by mayorjosh(m): 10:36pm On Feb 17, 2016
nairaland has been craped up
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Leicester (2 - 1) On 14th February 2016 by mayorjosh(m): 1:09pm On Feb 14, 2016
franconian:
Pls someone should help me with an app to stream this match.
If you are an android user download MOBDROon google play........ If you are a bb10 user download MOBDRO by searching on your browser... They're streaming it on sky sports 1 on the app.... No payment required.... Thank me later
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Leicester (2 - 1) On 14th February 2016 by mayorjosh(m): 1:08pm On Feb 14, 2016
franconian:
Pls someone should help me with an app to stream this match.
If you ar
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RomanceRe: She Is Just Too PARANOID!!! by mayorjosh(op): 7:51am On Feb 12, 2016
Rixy007:
Nd wen u still want to pick a wife u can come to nairaland... We'll help u select wat u want... Nd I tot u dad sent u to school for a single purpose
huhhuh!!!!
RomanceRe: She Is Just Too PARANOID!!! by mayorjosh(op): 7:44am On Feb 12, 2016
spider50:
Just imagine what this boy is doing with his father's money..... Just imagine
with all due respect sir,I've reached the point in my academic quest where I can loosen up a bit so your opinion therefore doesnt count...and btw who told you its my dads money?
RomanceShe Is Just Too PARANOID!!! by mayorjosh(op): 11:29pm On Feb 11, 2016
hey yall

I'm actually beginning to fall for a coursemate.shes cool,friendly and we're actually fond of each other but I have one PROBLEM!...she is weird!!!!


like she seems to always take everything with tight fists,she is that kinda orderly person who lives so organised and also acts like an SU!


liking her a lot but I cant stand her lifestyle.like in our faculty right now we're having this campaign against rape stuff and I Told her she should participate cause ladies are the major victims.All of a sudden she gave me a stfu look like I wanted to enter my shoes.in conclusion sha shes too careful,censored, and paranoid but shes really sweet


should I go for her or just wait for the next bus?
EducationRe: She Graduated As An OND Student, See What She Got From Friends - Photos by mayorjosh(m): 10:47pm On Feb 11, 2016
nigerian girls in summary
RomanceRe: See The Question Every Broke Guy Is Afraid To Answer From Ladies by mayorjosh(m): 11:00pm On Feb 08, 2016
Speechless3:
broke guys dont deserve any date. undecided
your nigga rich?...cos u sound like your relationship has never hit rock bottom before cos of financial issues(thats if your in one tho)
SportsRe: Oliseh 'Apologizes' To Nigerians After Youtube Outburst by mayorjosh(m): 8:54pm On Feb 08, 2016
practically dull human
RomanceRe: Should We Get Back Together Despite All She Made Me Go Through? by mayorjosh(op): 10:56pm On Feb 06, 2016
koronic:
@akike n @ponceprinz let it go already...hian!
SportsRe: A Nairalander With KIPTON & SHARIBUTA Lagos Marathon Race WINNERS by mayorjosh(m): 7:13pm On Feb 06, 2016
nice one op

was there,not as a runner but a spectator tho
Science/TechnologyRe: SA Man Scares Crocodiles Away By Flashing His Unclad Butts At Them (photos) by mayorjosh(m): 1:11pm On Feb 06, 2016
end time yansh
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Cried Because Of Love? by mayorjosh(m): 11:17pm On Feb 05, 2016
the day my ex broke up with me for no tangible reason...and it was over the phone again...later found out she left me for another guy...i cried ehn ...but ive recovered and took q break from relationships(still on the break tho)
Nairaland GeneralRe: Lagos Government Launches Mobile Court For Traffic Environmental Offenders by mayorjosh(m): 6:38pm On Feb 05, 2016
some ibos will come and say it was an ibo mans idea now
BusinessRe: Delay In Clearing My Cars At Lagos Port...am I Being Scammed? by mayorjosh(m): 6:35pm On Feb 05, 2016
noblealuu:
All these minors sef, someone is in dilemma all you could offer was to spew thrash up there; whatever happens to kids playing outside in the sand when adults are brainstorming how to salvage a predicament. huh Smh
you're so on point.she just wanted her comment to be on FP
Nairaland GeneralRe: Lagos Government Launches Mobile Court For Traffic Environmental Offenders by mayorjosh(m): 6:26pm On Feb 05, 2016
ambode is running from common sense
BusinessRe: Delay In Clearing My Cars At Lagos Port...am I Being Scammed? by mayorjosh(m): 6:22pm On Feb 05, 2016
slimzypink:
yes your money has entered voicemail/... u know what voicemail is? sorry
what do you know about importing and exporting

wait...

do u even know anything about the maritime industry?
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo, Adenuga, Okoya Welcome Buhari To Ogun State (Photos) by mayorjosh(m): 9:44am On Feb 02, 2016
so it was cos of this crap I was in traffic on a 10 km road for like 45 minutes?.....mtcheeewwww ....there were police men all over Ijebu ode...I mean ALL OVER
PhonesRe: My Ordeal With A "Captain" At Computer Village by mayorjosh(op): 2:59pm On Jan 04, 2016
nerdfrost:
Na God save u oooo!! But people wicked sha!! They were just staring
abi...it was so embarrasing
bhaliz44:
hmm.. What an eye opener ..be careful next time you in computer village,that place can be vulnerable at times. smiley
lekjons:
Be careful next time..
[quote author=bhaliz44 post=41638195]thanks
PhonesMy Ordeal With A "Captain" At Computer Village by mayorjosh(op): 10:38am On Jan 04, 2016
mehn i had a crazy new years evě


it all started last december when i decided I was going to dump iPhone for something new.I handed my sister the iPhone and decided I wanted to use and see what bb OS 10 was like cos ive never used it.so I decided I was going to buy a Z3

so on new years eve,i got to ikeja,went to oba akran o withdraw some cash.I got the phone then I still had like 3,000 on me so I got two things I needed then decided to go home

walking out of computer village,someone grabbed my hand and looking back I saw this huge looking man and in the twinkle of an eye,they had become four and I already knew I was done for

all of a sudden their boss "captain" was like 'alaye ki lo gbe si owo' (Mr man what are you holding?) and I answered them saying my boss sent me to get her the phone.Then they began to ransack me(meanwhile I had just fifty naira left on with the mindset of going to withdraw after leaving computer village...the guy then told me "iya e,o ti e wa lowo mo leyin ti o ti ra fone,ola wipe waso lo ku e ni mo se maw fo e sole,if not,mi o ba ti gra fone ati gbogbo nkan ara e,wha maa lo si ile e ki iya to beere si wa e mori(your mother,you dont even have money again after buying a phone,its backside you have fifty naira left on you that ill leave you if not,i would have collected the phone and everything on you,just leave before your mom starts looking for you)"

at this point it became a scenario.Feeling embarrassed,i hurriedly left the scene.After narrating my story to a friend,he said I was lucky they didnt take anything from me

the most painful thing was that people kept staring and did nothing

NB: I didnt post this early cos olamide v don jazzy was brisk FP business grin
EducationRe: 'Am And I'm': Many Nigerians Can't Differentiate Between The 2 On Social Media by mayorjosh(m): 9:13pm On Dec 16, 2015
abi beht why??!!
CareerRe: Msc. Business Admin. Or Msc. Statistics. Advice Needed by mayorjosh(m): 5:38pm On Dec 01, 2015
statistics
RomanceRe: Should I Derail Self-esteem For Love? by mayorjosh(op): 7:47am On Nov 30, 2015
Favolly:
I just opened this thread to find out what it means to 'derail self esteem for love'

Odinma! lipsrsealed
grin
RomanceRe: Should I Derail Self-esteem For Love? by mayorjosh(op): 8:54pm On Nov 29, 2015
Maiconyoung:
First of all;nairalanders nt facebookers nd missing sumone dat dnt miss u is a crime with spiritual, emotional and psychological death sentence.
I copied it from fb bro smiley
RomanceShould I Derail Self-esteem For Love? by mayorjosh(op): 8:11pm On Nov 29, 2015
I read this ehn and omo this oga titus dey love ooo




Hi people,my name is Joshua and I have a problem.My girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for over a year and we've been doing fine until the need for us to seperate came by.I had been sent on an official assignment to Port-Harcourt which was to last for six months.We both had fears if distance was going to be a disturbance because we are both based in lagos but I had no choice than to move.
we communicated well during my stay in PH and it didn't seem like I missed her but two months before my return I noticed we got too formall.By the time I got back to lagos,i realised she was cheating.It hurt me so bad and I asked her why she did such a thing anf she told me I wasn't there when she needed Mr and I was like wtf!!??...I just cut the whole thing short and wanted to get back with her but instead she said she wanted a breakup,though I didn't want to do it but I had to
Now I'm missing her more than ever and I dont mind going back to her cos she's still single at the moment.I know if I go back it'll look like I have no self esteem but facebookers I love this girl badly.what should I do?


seriously this nigga has an endtime problem huhhuh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Maccabi Tel Aviv Vs Chelsea: UCL (0 - 4) On 24th November 2015 by mayorjosh(m): 6:06pm On Nov 24, 2015
If u play chelsea for straight win,I no pity u oooo
Car TalkRe: Container Falls On A Toyota Hiace Bus Along Ilasa-Oshodi Expressway (Pictured) by mayorjosh(m): 3:30pm On Nov 24, 2015
Damn this container shit sef


This ones still dey ok sef


Come to mowe/ibafo/arepo area



They fall over here like raindrops
Nairaland GeneralToday Is Black Friday Nairalanders! by mayorjosh(op): 7:01am On Nov 20, 2015
Hey NLers


Today is black friday where shopping malls(both physical and online)give huge discounts on all their products to celebrate the event


I ordered an iphone 5s case on jumia which is originally 12k but got a 40% discoubn at 7k(make them talk sey me to I buy something grin )


So NLers share ur deals here


Lalasticlala and co pls do d needful to inform NLers so as to get d best deal fr themselves
PhonesRe: Top 4 Best Battery Saver Apps For Android 2015 by mayorjosh(m): 9:40am On Nov 16, 2015
Androids are poo abeg


#TeamiPhone till fuel becomes #20 in naija cool
RomanceRe: How A Nairalander Pranked His Ex Girlfriend With The Lyrics Of Adele's Song by mayorjosh(m): 1:24pm On Nov 14, 2015
Odes

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