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Health / Re: Christopher Gilbert Fighting For Life After White "Friends" Push Him Into Lake by Maysdevices(f): 12:12am On May 07
Edusouls:
shut up white ass licker, whites are terribly sick and coded, how many mass shooters are blacks? How many child killers are blacks? How many serial killers are blacks? How many mental deranged killers are blacks?once these sick whites see blacks some inner evil instincts activates, how many times have blacks been racists to whites? Who oppressed, killed, tortured, and enslaved the other just cos of color for 400 years and counting, answer all these questions honestly and see that ur not mentally ok urself, your suffering from terrible low self esteem and poor judgment
1. All the terrorists in Nigeria
2. https://www.theroot.com/14-black-serial-killers-who-reigned-terror-on-america-1850262688/slides/2 (If you want more, I can provide more articles)
3. Blacks can’t be racist to whites because you cannot oppress who is greater than you, but are terribly prejudiced and horrible to people they consider beneath them
4. Uncountable mentally deranged killers exist in Nigeria, just visit this front page tomorrow or visit to refresh your memory EVERY DAY

Here is one
https://www.nairaland.com/8082699/how-killed-cousin-friend-3

5. Black were the greatest slave owners, they literally sold their own people

You live in the most populous black nation, where in half of the nation people are shot, hacked and butchered EVERY DAY AND IN THE OTHER HALF people are hunted for their body parts and killed EVERY DAY

YET YOU ASK SUCH EXTREMELY STUPID QUESTIONS
Business / Re: Billionaire's Wife, Shade Okoya, Surprises Young Boy With Cash Gift by Maysdevices(f): 12:08am On May 07
BodyCount:
Nice.
That's her only identity, A BILLIONAIRE'S WIFE.


A RICH MAN WHO DOES NOT HAVE OPTIONS IS A FOOL.

NED IS MY ROLE MODEL..
OKOYA IS MY ROLE MODEL...
TUFACE IS MY ROLE MODEL...


I WILL DEFINITELY HAVE OPTIONS AND ONLY VIRGINS. I WILL NEVER HAVE OPTIONS WITH LEFTOVERS WITH PUBLIC TOILET HOLES.
GOD FORBID!
Dream on Joseph the dreamer
Celebrities / Re: Fans Drag Phyna For Wearing Pant & Bra After She Spoke Against It by Maysdevices(f): 11:39pm On May 06
killsmith:
Seems the only thing the modern woman has been been able to achieve with her FREEDOM is the normalisation of harlotry.
That is the only thing your brain processes and likes to see

When you are ready to look for and learn meaningful information as opposed to scrolling the news, looking for naked girls, a whole new world will be waiting for you
Celebrities / Re: Fans Drag Phyna For Wearing Pant & Bra After She Spoke Against It by Maysdevices(f): 11:33pm On May 06
LordIsaac:
They are borne with whoredom in their genes. It takes a firm hand to restrain them!
Men are greater whores

You have to visit the spirit world from time to time to restrain them
Agriculture / Re: We Killed A Very Dangerous Viper Snake In The Farm. by Maysdevices(f): 11:17pm On May 06
tuzle:
omo I use Google check this o.
I highly doubt what he wrote there is accurate,

First the word ‘Carbon Dating’ has nothing to do with the counting the age of living things

Second, below are images of new born baby gaboon Vipers with almost 13 patches on their back

He is most likely regurgitating what someone told him on the site about the snake

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Agriculture / Re: We Killed A Very Dangerous Viper Snake In The Farm. by Maysdevices(f): 11:10pm On May 06
Fujiyama:
Your video shows a young man placing the dead viper (with its head still intact) around his neck. undecided

That young man is dicing with death. He obviously doesn't know.

The bite reflex in some snakes is still active long after 'death' has occurred. There is a reason why so many Nigerian languages have proverbs about making sure the head of a snake should be cut off after it has been killed.

One mistake (just a slight grazing of that boy's flesh by any of those fangs) and you could very well have a fatality within 60 minutes.

Educate your farmhands/labourers ASAP. I am surprised they didn't know this already.

Yep. Even if you cut of a venomous snake’s head for hours, with very little contact, it will bite you

It’s severed body can still lunge for you

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Agriculture / Re: We Killed A Very Dangerous Viper Snake In The Farm. by Maysdevices(f): 10:58pm On May 06
AfroBeatDiary:


It is an official carbon dating process, each year, the snake grow bigger and the patches moves from it's tail to back while a new patch grown through the tail so when counting to determine the age, only the mature patches is counted.
Carbon dating?


Where exactly did you read this from? Can you give me a link to any article?
Properties / Re: Why I Lived Under Lagos Bridge – 75 Year Old Ghanaian (Picture) by Maysdevices(f): 10:22pm On May 06
Okete001:
Hehehe

It is well.

How about those fugitives who left their Godforsaken barren land to constitute nuisance in Lagos paying 250k per annum to sleep under the bridge just to experience Lagos life?

Let's hear from them too and not only from this man.
Get well soon or die

No one really cares about what you do or say

Or if you live or die

You are nobody
Travel / Re: ‘It Was Pleasant’ – Obasanjo Hails Air Peace After Lagos-To-London Flight by Maysdevices(f): 10:10pm On May 06
Tellmeastory:


Everything is ‘tribe’ now in your heads.

You people are seriously damaged, but you don’t realise it.

Even your parents were never this tribalistic.

Donate your tears here 🪣
Travel / Re: Nigerian Man Captured Assaulting A Kenyan Woman Deported (Picture) by Maysdevices(f): 9:21pm On May 06
idanone:
Nigerians always tend to misbehave any where they find them selves I don't know Y?
Black people are the same everywhere

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TV/Movies / Re: An Oyibo Encounters Agberos While Filming Content In Lagos Island by Maysdevices(f): 5:10am On May 06
olisaEze:
One culture shock foreigners are always going to get here that most Nigerians don’t even know is unique to them, is the ease at which they befriend strangers. Till u make ur intentions known Nigerians will never assume the worst of you. He keeps trying to defend his filming in public, not quite understanding that no one cares! grin
Till you make your intentions known Nigerians will never assume the worst of you? Nigerians easily befriend strangers?

You must be a teenager or something, because I don’t even know how to where to start from, Nigerians?!

How ridiculous
Family / Re: I Cheated-my Marriage Is Falling Apart by Maysdevices(f): 11:25am On May 05
adecz:






Are you trying to toast me❓❓😎😎😎



I nor like gossip, gossip, pokenosing
gurls & from the shape of your mouth
and the way your eyes dey move like NEPA meter, you are definitely one of them....


No be me tell your man to leave you,
so don't vent your anger on my innocent self..


I feel very pained, your teenage rant has finished me 😢🤡

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Crime / Re: Teacher Caught Having Sex With An 11-year-Old Student 2 Months Before Wedding by Maysdevices(f): 8:33pm On May 04
MrBrownJay1:
she will get a slap on the wrist (possibly wont spend a day in jail), and go on to marry her sweetheart and have a wonderful life together.

some of these men out there are true simps...like the husband of that police officer who was the slut at the office and had been gangbangged by everyone at the police station, he forgave her and is still married to this nymphomaniac wh0re he calls his wife.
Unbelievable

Some men are dangerous, you never can tell the plans he has for her
Crime / Re: Teacher Caught Having Sex With An 11-year-Old Student 2 Months Before Wedding by Maysdevices(f): 8:32pm On May 04
Melagros:

How would men report rape after fully knowing that it is enjoyable?
Wait a minute, a lady once confided in me that women enjoy sex far more than men do, she also reiterated that any woman who claims that she doesn't enjoy sex that woman is pretending
Honestly, I was baffled at the lecture that day
We enjoy it equally but a whole lot of men don’t know how to make women enjoy sex the way men naturally enjoy sex from women

They don’t take the time to find these things out because they just want to cum and go

So it’s still untrue at the same time

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Family / Re: I Cheated-my Marriage Is Falling Apart by Maysdevices(f): 8:26pm On May 04
illuminutty:


As in eh. Nonsense.

As the man of my house and home, if my partner caught me cheating, she is in trouble. If she is caught or I hear say she is cheating, she is gone. No time for nonsense.

Meanwhile, this hacker has been calling everyone in our group whatsapp trying to hack their phone. Please Be warned.
You both need psychological and spiritual help

If not for lazy entitled women, your type no suppose Dey open mouth where real women dey

Na your fellow man go shut you up

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Family / Re: I Cheated-my Marriage Is Falling Apart by Maysdevices(f): 8:22pm On May 04
fykes:
Take this advice and take it well...Don't act...don't beg...act like you didn't see the messages she left you. Never bring it up first...

Take it from me...you done messed up, take it up the chin and act like it's no biggie...she will come around much sooner than if you give in to her drama and go begging.

If anybody calls you, tell em you respect them but what's done is done...you will rather they give yall space to deal with it as a couple.

Your wife will get the message...she will wonder why you not acting remorseful? She will wnder if she was so bad and turn thr blame on herself.

It's cold...I know...but that's gonna get the job done sooner than if you go explaining, begging or doing all the things conventional wisdom advises.

When all is said and done...let ur subsequent strayings be just about sex...chemistry and lust.
No good reason you should be chatting and texting a side piece you just met when you are newly married.
Boundaries ain't just physical...should be psychological too
Take this advice, she told everyone important to you work wise and family wise that you bleeped up before the Bleep up was even fresh

She is not mature enough to be apologized to, she will go on a power trip

The moment you apologize, she will fell emboldened and you will never stop apologizing

Profuse apologies are merely a signal to the erred party that you are ripe for emotional blackmail

It’s like apologizing to man that you cheated, it’s pointless, he will use that opportunity to mess you up before he leaves you

Women stay after cheating because many of us were not taught how to hustle for our own livelihood but to support a man, so they stay forever

But the truth is that they secretly hate you and dream of another life with another man

Your wife will never forgive you, same way you will never forgive her but she will pretend and stay

So no worries

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Family / Re: I Cheated-my Marriage Is Falling Apart by Maysdevices(f): 8:12pm On May 04
adecz:



Be a man & ignore her..


She will come back and then you
can calm her down..


After all, last last, man can't be eating
only one soup forever❗️❗️😎😎😎



But I also detect some mumuness in
you, a married man, for recording such amorous dalliances. For what purpose
may I ask..



As for your wife, dem don talk say make
dem leave our phones alone, because
wetin dem they find, dem go see am for
the phone and na dem go dey cry...

Na very big mumu dey marry your type

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Family / Re: My Wife Sleeps With My Boss by Maysdevices(f): 1:01pm On May 04
marksonrick:
Women can't be predicted, you wouldn't know where you went wrong.

These days, it's as if a shot on any woman and she'll fall for it.
Now you know how women feel

You don’t even need to take a shot on a man, many are cheaper than Oxygen
Celebrities / Re: Teni Prostrates For IBD Dende On A Plane (Video) by Maysdevices(f): 10:50pm On May 03
Praktikals1000:

Don't mind them, we should learn from your culture that wakes up your parents with hot slaps
Whats with the extremities? It’s either we wake up our parents with hot slaps or we greet them with kicks? Because we choose not to bow to them like we do to God?


Are you sure some of you even possess a brain to reason?
Romance / Re: Husband Busts Wife Cheating, Destroys Lover's Car (Photos, Video) by Maysdevices(f): 10:43pm On May 03
stuffs2002:
This is why that gender hates DNA testing

Coming from a specie that cannot leave even an ordinary cellphone with a person he claims he loves

Imagine if they had wombs
Romance / Re: Husband Busts Wife Cheating, Destroys Lover's Car (Photos, Video) by Maysdevices(f): 10:40pm On May 03
10thTenthMan:
Control yourself. Gentlemen.

Always control your self in these situations.

Don’t easily send your self to jail. You might end up in jail leaving her the opportunity do worse.

Why fight for a woman who consciously allowed another man conquer her mind and make her spread her thighs for him to come in? Don’t do that. Naaah. It isn’t worth it. If anything, it is the woman that should be dealt with. But even that is risky and not worth it.

You aren’t the king there anymore. Move on. Quietly drive home and get her out of your house and your life.
E say na king, men are just as wildly delusional as women 😅😅😅😅
Politics / Re: Police Arrest Daniel Ojukwu (FIJ Reporter) by Maysdevices(f): 10:18pm On May 03
stuffs2002:


IGB0 turn will never come

After Yoruba, na north.
After north, na South-South
Then back to north
etc

Yet when these people they tell you your best states were developed by their brothers, you get pissed

Use your sense and stop instigating hate, what makes you better than the above?

They will eventually rule and it’s your children that will suffer your foolishness
Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Face Swells After 6years Relationship Ended by Maysdevices(f): 7:22am On May 03
Faber:
My mother is an ashawo
Alright then
Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Face Swells After 6years Relationship Ended by Maysdevices(f): 5:39am On May 03
Faber:
At 39 you are still doing boyfriend and girlfriend with ur broke guy. After this lady, you will be the next to chop hot breakfast, we go read ur story here nd I will laugh u tire. If u like use all ur money nd prepare rice nd turkey for him. E go shock u dt day
Inaccurate jargons
Politics / Re: 18 States Attracted No Foreign Investment From 2021 -2023 (see List) by Maysdevices(f): 8:43pm On May 02
Bergavis:
Fake news. Remove Edo State.
It was because I saw Edo state that I realized that this topic must be entirely accurate

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Face Swells After 6years Relationship Ended by Maysdevices(f): 8:29pm On May 02
Faber:
I will never rape a woman or lay my hands on any woman. But if I see any opportunity to inflict emotional pain on any woman, omo I dey grab am with both hands cos that gender no get joy
Make sure you practice with your mom first
Crime / Re: Seven Nigerian Pickers Arrested In U.S. For Laundering $8 Million Scam Proceeds by Maysdevices(f): 6:05am On May 02
onome2013:
Scamming innocent people of their HARD EARNED MONEY. GIVING SOME PEOPLE'S SHORT LIFE , DISGRACING OUR COUNTRY, & MAKING THE WORLD NOT TO TRUST ANY NIGERIAN AGAIN.
I was in a TilTok platform with some others whom are from Canada & USA, we were asked to introduce ourselves, as soon as I called my name and that I am from Nigeria, they blocked me not to participate in the discussion again. THAT WAS HOW I FINALLY EXITED MYSELF FROM TICTOK. WHAT A SHAME.
We need to change our ways, in other to redeem our good image, because we are the most intelligent being on earth.
Your last line if read as a serious sentence and not a joke, is capable of producing 3days worth of laughter in one hour

Please delete it, medically, this is fatal to anyone with a working brain
Romance / Re: Relationships With Nigerian Men Are Filled With Wahala - UK Lady Narrates by Maysdevices(f): 5:59am On May 02
Antoeni:
FACTS ABOUT WOMEN...

A WOMAN will BLOCK you, DELETE your NUMBER and tell you never to CALL her again and still expect you to CALL her. It's only WOMEN that can explain it better..
Most women live in movies concocted in their head

We are actively reminded and encouraged not to go after our dreams so it doesn’t clash with our homes in the future so many women cannot afford much, we live mediocre lives in wait for our husbands that man so we can fully support his dream

We keep our own dreams in our heads, we have spare time to do this because no one expects much to come out of us

An average young woman is in a day dream for most of the time and not reality, if reality does not conform to that dream, then there’s problem

This is why a woman can ask you not to call her but expect you to call her.. because she dreamt it the night before and you did call her

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Politics / Re: Landmark Demolition: I'm Glad I Left Nigeria - Tayo Aina by Maysdevices(f): 5:34am On May 02
navyseal2220:
The first time I watched this guy without seeing his name, I thought he was an Igbo guy by his look, head shape and full wholly hair. I've observed Yoruba that look like Igbo people reason and behave just like Igbo people. Even agabadox know this fact, why they also attack them and deny them from voting in the last election. I truly believe if you test the DNA of these real Yorubas/Omulabis, you will find out that they are more related to Igbo and share nothing with Agbadox, who invaded Yorubaland from from Dahomey and Togo. They don't even look alike. Omulabis need to investigate this.

A Yoruba man speaks and they still mention an Igbo man


These people are something else
Politics / Re: Landmark Demolition: I'm Glad I Left Nigeria - Tayo Aina by Maysdevices(f): 5:31am On May 02
turmacs:
This country is a joke. And the funniest part is that some set of people will be happy with all these demolitions, thinking they're doing a certain tribe, not knowing they're doing themselve. Go on twitter, you'll see some people cheering that misplaced priority of a project, saying Igbos should go to their region and invest, they don't want Igbos investment in Lagos bla, bla, bla. But what they don't know is that other investors who are not Igbos are also watching and taking notes.

I just they laugh those people because by the time they realise what they doing to themselves, I'll be like when Zimbabweans began chasing white people and their investments out of their lands in the 1980's thinking they were doing the oyinbos, only for the country to suffer from one of the worst economic crisis known to mankind a few years later grin


Lastly as a SS babe, this is for those of you saying "God bless people of SS & SW", deceiving yourselves, if Nigerian divides today and for some reason, SS are not able to get their own country, We would rather go with the Igbos than join ourselves with the same corrupt people that have been responsible for our sufferings and the sufferings of Nigeria at large since 1960. Make una continue to dey deceive unaselves, we know our true friends and know our true enemies.

Shalom ✌️
💯💯💯
Health / Re: Young Lady Dies After Smoking ‘Colos’ In Anambra (Photos) by Maysdevices(f): 10:41am On May 01
qtguru:


1 year but I haven't touched weed in a year plus, I was depressed, isolated and going through stuff and rather than dealing with my issues, I got addicted to it, because I'm not used to feeling emotional about things, I quit after listening to Pastor selma and visiting the gym. It's one of my biggest regrets, It made me mellow and less passionate about life.
Okay. You are still fresh I may sound like the devil but the truth is prayers may only take you so far: just never touch Colorado again and you'll be fine for life
Health / Re: Young Lady Dies After Smoking ‘Colos’ In Anambra (Photos) by Maysdevices(f): 3:19pm On Apr 30
qtguru:
That's odd, I used to be hooked on Colos for a while, but after prayers I kicked the habit, but I've never heard anyone dying from it, not defending it, but it's bad anyway. It brings an intense feeling of doom
How long were you hooked? Be alert, prayers are not enough

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