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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Told Me She’s A Water Spirit (mami Water) by Maysdevices(f): 6:46pm On Feb 12
uksam007:
She's scaringg our guy in to commitment. It's just a way to make you too afraid to hurt her. Mami wata my foot
Girls literally have to lie and scare you people into not acting like dogs

See how many similar comments, ladies this should let you know most men are always there for a good time and will eventually ‘hurt’ you if you don’t have sense

No man is committed to you till he puts a ring on your finger, ABSOLUTELY NO MAN

Stay in your father’s house and let them smash the poor dirty girls till they come to their senses and are ready
Business / Re: Picture Of Wigwe Hosting Dangote And Otedola In His Lagos Mansion 2 Weeks Ago by Maysdevices(f): 6:31pm On Feb 12
Kenmatt:

What about at the last day, you find out that all these things you have been believing is nothing but fiction, how would you feel?


What about at the last day, you find out that all these things you have been doubting is nothing but reality, how would you feel on the road to hellfire?

He will feel nothing because contrary to what you think, a Christian life is actually fun filled, it is people that do not have an understanding of the religion that think it is all hymns and preaching


You on the other hand…..
Sports / Re: Allow Kids Into The Garden, They Think They Own It: DSTVNg Trolls Bafana Bafan by Maysdevices(f): 11:30am On Feb 08
when2:



Words of consolation.
Give him bucket to cry please
Sports / Re: Allow Kids Into The Garden, They Think They Own It: DSTVNg Trolls Bafana Bafan by Maysdevices(f): 11:28am On Feb 08
toujurs:
exactly my point we brag alot..and it's too bad..

Emptiest barrels make the loudest noise
Sports / Re: Allow Kids Into The Garden, They Think They Own It: DSTVNg Trolls Bafana Bafan by Maysdevices(f): 11:26am On Feb 08
c2far:
Years back, I used to think like this. I have since learnt that in life, celebrate the moments... even the small moment.

You gerrit?

However true that may be

Things are best done in moderation
Politics / Re: Lady Who Campaigned Vigorously For President Tinubu During The Elections Laments by Maysdevices(f): 11:21am On Feb 08
Max24:
The obsession for negative stories on Tinubu continues by the developers. They have 8 years to do this sha.
🤡Is that an Igbo woman in the video? 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡



Obsessed bastard

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Politics / Re: Lady Who Campaigned Vigorously For President Tinubu During The Elections Laments by Maysdevices(f): 11:21am On Feb 08
Max24:

Did you watch Nigerias Afcon match yesterday? That's another sign. God uses the based things of this world to confound the wise. God makes Tinubu winner over his opponents. He won Atiku, Obi and Bafana Bafana. When last did Nigeria get to the finals of Afcon? In the same vein he would also conquer Nigerias economic challenges.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Politics / Re: Lady Who Campaigned Vigorously For President Tinubu During The Elections Laments by Maysdevices(f): 11:20am On Feb 08
Tap0lane


Is this one Igbo too? 🤡🤡🤡

Dead man walking 🤡🤡🤡

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa AFCON 2023 Semi-Finals (4 - 2)pens On 7 Feb 2024 by Maysdevices(f): 9:31pm On Feb 07
Inyaky:
Shellsploit Ticket won!!!





Drop acct details lemme credit


























Send mine too
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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa AFCON 2023 Semi-Finals (4 - 2)pens On 7 Feb 2024 by Maysdevices(f): 8:51pm On Feb 07
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Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy Wears Padlocks, Keys In His Latest Pictures by Maysdevices(f): 7:52pm On Feb 07
Calitoscassius:
please, leave me alone!





Leave me alone!








Leave me alone!






Leave me alone!






Leave me alone!




J am bipolar!


Leave me alone!



I am Auttlistic!





Leave me alone!





Leave me alone!

Leeeeeve! Meeeeeee!! Aloooooooone!

Leave me da fork! Alone!!

Again, i beg you, you don't have to respond

Just goooo awaaaaaaaay!
Abeg shut up and stop mentioning me

Weak ass man, just go and create another moniker


Anywhere I see your mumu mention again, you will cry to death


Don’t buy sense
Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy Wears Padlocks, Keys In His Latest Pictures by Maysdevices(f): 7:02pm On Feb 07
Calitoscassius:
Okay, thank you i am very poor and i am no body, i will leave you to it before you remind me that i am Autistic and bipolar,Why you keep stalking and bulluying me i don't understand. I am going to go take my medication now, bye! And good luck again. grin


Leave me alone!



Leave me alone!




Leave me alone!





Leave me alone!


Leave me alone!

I am bipolar!


Leave me alone!

Leave me alone!
Lol.


Sorry sorry, don’t cry
Sports / Re: Today’s Nigeria Vs SA Match Is Like The Final For Me, My Heart Is Not At Rest by Maysdevices(f): 4:32pm On Feb 07
spencekat:
Haha, because of a semi final game? You must be a very young guy.
Jobless*
Sports / Re: Today’s Nigeria Vs SA Match Is Like The Final For Me, My Heart Is Not At Rest by Maysdevices(f): 4:30pm On Feb 07
AlexBells:
Forget Nigeria vs Ghana, Nigeria vs SA is the real deal, honestly I’m a bit scared of those Bafana Bafana boys and honestly as far as football is concern I hate SA, Ghana and Leo Messi with passion.

Today match is unpredictable and official mini warfare has already started with the Peppery jollof rice episode. Eagles oooo, if you no fly any further I understand.
Rest in peace mister Messi hater
Celebrities / Re: Omotola Jalade Ekeinde Celebrates Her 46th Birthday Today by Maysdevices(f): 4:27pm On Feb 07
lanre316:


Alright, my bad.

I got carried away. I should have replied him accordingly instead of targeting a whole group of people. I apologise. I have edited my earlier comment.
You sure you’re Yoruba? You are a very emotionally intelligent being, I would’ve used insult to finish anyone that talked to me like that 😮

Not to say Yorubas are not intelligent but the recent attacks against them because of Tinubu have made them become too emotional about their opinions, fighting imaginary enemies


Its all banter; I apologize too

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Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy Wears Padlocks, Keys In His Latest Pictures by Maysdevices(f): 4:23pm On Feb 07
Calitoscassius:
What kinda madness is this? This is what happens when people smoke all kinda illegal substances.


You would never see Elon musk, Mark Zukerberg or Jezz of Amazon dress in this so called expensive rags. Yet they are billionaires. Mark Zuker. Added a profit of $100billion to his wealth recently money he made from Meta, watsaap and instagram. Who da hell is Burnaboy again? undecided

You don’t compare entertainers to corporate men

Which entertainer have you seen dress like men that work in banks?

Poor man dey compare rich men bank account, we know Burnaboy, who are you again?

Still senseless
Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy Wears Padlocks, Keys In His Latest Pictures by Maysdevices(f): 4:22pm On Feb 07
Calitoscassius:
What kinda madness is this? This is what happens when people smoke all kinda illegal substances.


You would never see Elon musk, Mark Zukerberg or Jezz of Amazon dress in this so called expensive rags. Yet they are billionaires. Mark Zuker. Added a profit of $100billion to his wealth recently money he made from Meta, watsaap and instagram. Who da hell is Burnaboy again? undecided

You don’t compare entertainers to corporate men

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Celebrities / Re: Omotola Jalade Ekeinde Celebrates Her 46th Birthday Today by Maysdevices(f): 1:37pm On Feb 07
lanre316:


Don't jump into the middle of a matter and conclude from there. Start from the beginning. Read what he wrote first and reply justly.

My comment is a proportionate and appropriate reaction to his action.
Nah. We all saw his first reply

Instead of you to focus on him, you started showing your bitterness for people wey no even send you or
think about you 🤡🤡🤡

They are in their shops trying to give their families a better life while you involve them in a comment that might have been made by an Hausa man

‘Make them go develop their land instead of causing nuisance everywhere’

One person say he no like Yoruba people, you dey cry like small pikin, you don’t even know if he’s from the East
🤡🤡🤡

Dey fight who no fight you 🤡🤡🤡🤡
Celebrities / Re: Omotola Jalade Ekeinde Celebrates Her 46th Birthday Today by Maysdevices(f): 1:31pm On Feb 07
essentialone:
The only truly pretty Yoruba lady. If na lie, mention another person.
Iyabo Ojo
Celebrities / Re: Omotola Jalade Ekeinde Celebrates Her 46th Birthday Today by Maysdevices(f): 1:29pm On Feb 07
lanre316:


You even get time to reply that mor0nic child of hate. Nobody send their papa. If they like they could cry for the next 100 years. Nobody send them. Let them go and develop their lands instead of causing nuisance wherever they go. They could all jump into the lagoon today and nobody will know that anything happen.

Awon osinwin eniyan.

You wey come from Ekiti dey claim developed land


Wonders shall never end

Your brothers will shoot you for a rich man from any tribe

I can pay for your legs to be broken today and use your brothers to do it


It is actually you that can jump into the lagoon and no one will bat an eyelid because you are extremely poor and angry

Tribe of agberos sef dey talk about nuisance, awon werey meji
Sports / Re: Dani Alves Faces Sexual Assault Trial In Spain, Prosecutors Seek 9 Years In Jail by Maysdevices(f): 10:22am On Feb 07
I pity men that think once they make money, it’s to gather women especially the ones here beating their chest everyday that multiple women is their right

You had better be spiritually strong because your finances won’t cut it

A woman is a weaker man, they are not children that you can control and will pretend to go along with what you want because you have money

Even the most docile woman has a mind of her own, stop providing and see what your eyes have never seen

One woman is enough to ruin you, you want to pack five and sleep with prostitutes that are using your destiny as they like

You think the ones smiling with rich men are angels and the ones nasty to broke men are angels

They are one and the same

A word is enough for the wise

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Romance / Re: Pictures: I Later Got Married To One Of These Two Girls by Maysdevices(f): 10:10am On Feb 07
Calitoscassius:
I have moved on from this bullshit since grin you should too, you don't have to respond..


Bye! and good luck!

Romance / Re: Pictures: I Later Got Married To One Of These Two Girls by Maysdevices(f): 2:56pm On Feb 06
Calitoscassius:
Ofcourse, it is gibberish when you are incapable of making reasonable contribution to the topic everyone else's comments would appear gibberish to your block head.


I am still yet to take my medications. grin i don't blame you, faceless Nairaland gave you the opportunity to come on here and be derogatory to someone you don't know or have ever met. i doubt if you cross path with me off Nairaland you d do the same, if you did ,i would show you what a mentally ill animal like me is capable of. grin

Romance / Re: Pictures: I Later Got Married To One Of These Two Girls by Maysdevices(f): 9:26pm On Feb 04
Calitoscassius:
Incase you have not noticced this is a public forum, the idea is for people ro comment including yourself however ignorant your comments may sound, no one owns any posts on here. grin you mentioned that everyone in my family are umarried earlier so i respond by pointing out the ones i meant, they are not all unmarried.


No, they are not violent like you so they would not re arrange my face nor disown me, they are not also bitter like you, they d rather ignore me, which is what you should have done.

What does key warrior mean? Does that shit even mean anything? undecided


I see, i may have struck a nerve inside you with my comment, hence your meltdown.. grin i suspect your marriage may have being rubbish or is rubbish, i pity who ever you are married to.


Yes, i am Autistic bipolar, grin i am special, now go hit your head some where on a rock.
Gibberish
Crime / Re: Lagos Police Arrest Two With 70 Cartons Of Expired Drugs by Maysdevices(f): 9:26pm On Feb 04
omohayek:

Why does this bother you, but not any of the thinly disguised tribalistic attacks trying to pin the blame on "Tinubu" without a hint of evidence? Shameless hypocrisy!
What I see is what I call out, am I to respond to everyone? I’m barely even here

Besides, everyone is making fun of Tinubu right now even his own people, I just ignore and see it as ignorance, make I reply the whole Nigeria?

This one is different, you’re calling for witch-hunt of a particular tribe which incites violence that may affect innocent. The average Igbo person on the street will suffer for what doesn’t concern them

They can talk about Tinubu as they like but the man is blessed and will enjoy his life till he dies

I was neutral during the election but if I had to cast my vote, I would’ve voted for him because he is the most experienced

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Romance / Re: Pictures: I Later Got Married To One Of These Two Girls by Maysdevices(f): 6:07pm On Feb 04
Calitoscassius:
Yes. They are not in their right minds, the ones that are planning to get married THESEDAYS or are married THESEDAYS engage your brain and don't be sentimental when reading this time



You don't have to agree with my comment. grin grin beileve it or not i am thinking more than you could ever think.

If you ENGAGED your brain without responding emotionally, you would see where I wrote ‘OR THE ONES THAT ARE PLANNING TO’

Do people plan to marry in the past? 🤡

That being said, go and advise your family members and stop constituting a nuisance on a strangers congratulatory post

That’s if some of your family members don’t rearrange your face or disown you

Keypad warrior

Modified: Never mind, I just saw that you are bipolar and autistic. You are obviously having one of your manic episodes, I apologize

Go take some drugs and rest your brain
Religion / Re: Why Yul Edochie Is Not Qualified To Be A Pastor by Maysdevices(f): 6:02pm On Feb 04
SultanOfAbia:
Which prayer Will God answer?
Animals cannot pray

This analogy makes no sense
Religion / Re: Why Yul Edochie Is Not Qualified To Be A Pastor by Maysdevices(f): 5:56pm On Feb 04
alBHAGDADI:
1 Timothy 3:2-5 KJV
A bishop then must be blameless, the husband of one wife, vigilant, sober, of good behaviour, given to hospitality, apt to teach; not given to wine, no striker, not greedy of filthy lucre; but patient, not a brawler, not covetous; one that ruleth well his own house, having his children in subjection with all gravity; (for if a man know not how to rule his own house, how shall he take care of the church of God?)


The news that made the rounds recently is that Nollywood Actor Yul Edochie has started his own pastoral ministry, a church he named True Salvation Ministry. If Yul Edochie is promising true salvation, then we need to ask if the man himself is saved then go ahead to place him in the light of the Bible before concluding if he's worthy to be a pastor.

Nowhere in his entire ministry has he shown his church's Statement of Faith which will determine if he believes in Works Salvation or the salvation gotten through the work of Jesus Christ on the cross. That's by the way.

The above Bible passage alone exposes why Yul Edochie cannot be a pastor. The passage says a pastor must be "the husband of one wife". Yul Edochie has two wives who have children for him. The claim that he's not married to the second wife, Judy, is a claim that even monkeys won't believe if wrapped in banana. There are bedroom videos of him and Judy. There are PDA videos of both of them. He recently posted that he doesn't joke with the lady who has a child for him. All these to the detriment of his first wife May Edochie.

The reason the Bible stipulates as a must for a pastor to be of one wife is that it will portray the pastor as someone with discipline. But a movie actor who sleeps around despite being married won't hesitate to sleep with the women in his congregation.

The passage also said "A bishop then must be blameless". As we will see later on in this post, Yul Edochie is not blameless. Yes, he also not "vigilant, sober, of good behaviour" as required by the Bible. How can he be called a pastor when he has videos of him engaging in bitter quarrel with the second women in his life that displaced his wife May Edochie? That makes him a "Brawler", which is one of the things the above Bible passage said a pastor must not be.

The Bible passage also said a pastor must not be "greedy of filthy lucre". Only a fool won't see clearly that Yul Edochie is going into church ministry for money. The passage shows he's not qualified for a role, yet he has taken it up. That shows he took it up for the money. Man is going to make huge gains via YouTube views. All he has to do is take on the form of Fake Pastor Jerry Eze who blabs like a toddler whilst thinking he's speaking in tongues. All he has to say is "God Told Me", and women, both married and single, will flood his channel to potentially replace his second wife.

The part of the above Bible passage that also destroyes Yul Edochie's claim of pastorship is below.

"...one that ruleth well his own house, having his children in subjection with all gravity; (for if a man know not how to rule his own house, how shall he take care of the church of God?)"

The Nollywood Actor acting as a pastor doesn't rule his household well. His actions have made his wife May Edochie to flee their home after he welcomed a new wife. I would have wondered what the wife has been doing since she fled their home but Yul Edochie has made it known. He recently showed that he has no rulership over her when he said, "You had time to do breast enlargement surgery and tummy tuck without your husband's consent".

The Bible said, "for if a man know not how to rule his own house, how shall he take care of the church of God?"

A word is enough for the wise.

Whats makes Pastor Jerry Eze fake? And what does blabbing like a toddler mean?

Do you speak in tongues without blabbing yourself? Or are your own tongues different from every other Christian in the world?

Since you know so much pastoring and what it entails, go and start your own YouTube ministry and let’s see how easy it is for you to gather 100k people every morning eager to join you in prayers

What an incredibly obstuse, jealous and hateful human being but I’ve come to expect that from many men, it’s not a surprise anymore

Most of you can’t bear to see another man making money, whether it be pastor or banker or politician, even Okada man dey vex you.. Because e hard Una to make am, everybody na fraud

As them dey live large, you sit down for house, woman no answer you, your parents dey disrespect you everyday.. You fit poison person sef as I dey look you

See how you sat down an analyzed your fellow man like a jealous woman, don’t you have better things to do with your time as a man? Bitter frustrated soul
Travel / Re: See How A Bikeman Carried 3 Women On His Bike At The Same Time (Photo, Video) by Maysdevices(f): 5:48pm On Feb 04
AllahOfBlood:
cheesy

There's nothing wrong here
Sofar he can reach his destination


I hope say them girls breast soft
Perpetually Hot men like you always get blessed with daughters that boys use as public cum buckets on the streets

Mature now or face the consequences
Crime / Re: Lagos Police Arrest Two With 70 Cartons Of Expired Drugs by Maysdevices(f): 5:44pm On Feb 04
Jman06:
Why are you calling Seun Igbos are majorly the ones destroying Nigeria's therapeutic drug markets!
From bridge head markets to Sabongari market to Idumota market, most of the merchants of fake drugs are IGBOs. They're are also the ones fighting every government's policies to tackle this problem.

Mind you, I'm Igbo but the truth must be said if we must find a solution to this menace.
I don’t really care for anything that divides Nigerians.

Call the criminals to order, do not generalize a whole tribe and make comments that incite tribalism or violence. We have criminals in every tribe doing all of sort of bullshit.. or you want to tell Tony Elumelu to pull UBA or Jim Ovia to pull out Zenith bank and go back to their states all because you can’t seem to understand that YOU DO NOT GENERALIZE A GROUP OF PEOPLE.

Do you know the economic consequences of what you’re saying? You want Lagos to turn to Ekiti? The politicians don’t and that is why they will ignore your unthinking self and still keep shining teeth with each other while you fight imaginary enemies

You are not Igbo by the way and neither am I

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Romance / Re: Pictures: I Later Got Married To One Of These Two Girls by Maysdevices(f): 5:38pm On Feb 04
Calitoscassius:
Who in their right mind still gets married thesedays? undecided marriage is a stale practise.

It seems everyone is your family is unmarried, the ones that married or are planning to get married aren’t in their right mind?


You lot just type shit without thinking

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