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It's from this that I know must people that comment on posts on nairaland do not even have any knowledge of what is happening in Nigeria. They just follow sheepishly any news they read here whether it makes sense or not as long as that news says something that brings either PDP or people of southeast down. I know Buhari must have noticed this that was why he said Nigerian youths are lazy because a lot youths here do not read. They don't even know when the media tells lies.

For those who watched Chidoka on National television, he only stood up, and told INEC that they're going against the set down rules. He said that it was agreed that, according to rule that INEC will display on the screen the actual accreditation from card readers while calling the results which they failed to do.

BluntBoy:
Bro, it appears like you attended the backyard of a school.

How is that dumb?

Hypocrisy is hypocrisy, don't try to play any dumb card here.

And everyone is a hypocrite one way or the other.

You touch other people's sisters but you are constantly advising your sister against guys (hypocrisy).

You want someone's daughter to date an unemployed you but you cannot imagine your sister dating an unemployed man (hypocrisy).

You advise your friend to allow his daughter marry her choice even when he is a tailor but when your daughter brings home a tailor, you disown her (hypocrisy)

Your expect your father to put you straight in charge of his company but you scream nepotism when Buhari gives appointment to his kinsman (hypocrisy).

You are rude to your elder brother but can't take the shit from your younger brother (hypocrisy).

You wanted unconstitutional three terms (Obasanjo) but kick viciously at Buhari for seeking a constitutional second term (hypocrisy).

You call Buhari names but no one dares insult you in your compound without you throwing tantrums (hypocrisy).

You chose whom you greet and not greet, but when someone does not respond to your greeting, you feel disrespected (hypocrisy).

You keep on telling your boss to give you a second chance when all odds are against you but despise the mere thought of Buhari seeking a second term (hypocrisy).

You lord it over your wife and kids but expect your boss to be more diplomatic (hypocrisy).

You could not manage a tiny shop for years but expect Buhari to turn Nigeria around in 4 years (hypocrisy).

The most foolish comment ever

Charmingrascal:
Only fools take this fool seriously

Now the election has been postponed finally, you and Fayose, who is now a fool? . You can now see d reason for ur poverty. You insult people who are better than ur Fathers.

earthsync:
Believe this fool at your own peril.

Now that the election has been postponed, you and Fayose, who is now a fool? Answer yourself..

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Does it mean we don't have software testers on this forum? Nawaa o. Software Testing is an interesting part of IT which even as you have no prio knowledge of programming, you can still do it.

If you are a software tester (Manual tester), kindly come in and teach, learn and share your experiences so we all can grow and move forward in this industry.

For every software that's developed, to ensure that the functionality of that software meets the basic requirements of the users before it goes live, it needs to be tested by independent tester maybe in your environment.
This enables you to roll out a quality application to the users.

I am a software/system Tester or you can call me a test analyst. I can test the software for you to make sure your developer deploys quality application to the general public.

N850k?

Which side of Ikeja

Can N700k fly it? I'm serious.

How much is this car?

N850k serious buyer. I don't mind what to fix.

Does it have ac?

Still available? What's the location

Still available?

Still available?

What year is this car, can it be used for taxify?

Deji7474:
However there is a tweak to it:

Under the subsidy regime of the Jonathan government, oil marketers were paid bogus amounts of monies to cover for their expenses to supply the country fuel and maintain the price at an affordable amount - this led to the enriching of a few and impoverishing of the country, as most of the oil marketers did not even make any deliveries to Nigeria but were paid billions of Naira. Some others took crude oil to Ghana and Benin Republic but where paid as well.

Under the new system which operates under the Buhari’s government, oil marketers do not receive money from government. Instead, NNPC bears the cost of the differential and takes the hit on their own balances by ensuring that the price of petrol remains at N145 regardless of the fact that the landing cost has increased in such a way to make the 145 unprofitable.

In this new arrangement - which is called UNDER-RECOVERY - the Nigerian consumers benefit and not the marketers. If this is not done, the price of fuel would shoot up and the President has said he would never allow that happen.

What the government is doing to put an end to this regime, which is in itself a short term solution - is to fix our refineries including encouraging private sector involvement.

Chief Financial Officer of NNPC, Mr. Isiaka AbdulRazaq, who traced the advent of the subsidy regime to October, 2003 when NNPC was directed by government to commence the purchase of domestic crude oil at international market price without a corresponding liberalization of the regulated price of petroleum products noted that the subsidy regime has changed.

He explained that under the Jonathan subsidy regime, NNPC and other suppliers of refined petroleum products were entitled to file subsidy claims to the Petroleum Products Pricing Regulatory Agency (PPPRA).

Mr. AbdulRasaq, however, noted that unlike oil marketers, under the under-recovery regime NNPC did not receive cash payment for subsidy claims as its claims were deducted out of cost payment to the Federation Account after due certification by PPPRA.

Stop confusing yourself young man. The primary objective of paying subsidy is to make PMS very affordable to the common man on the street. How does all these jargons you wrote there tally with the objective. Remember when they increased the price to N145/ltr of PMS, they said it's to save Nigeria all the billions they pay as subsidy. Young man don't do copy and paste next time.

Hmm

08037937403. Software tester

I there a whatsapp group for testers? Somebody should link me.

azelab:
"jobsindubai" site is a scam site, don't ever pay a dime likewise never make any online transaction for job hunting. any site that has you to pay to secure job is scam............. no tell me say I know warn you o. wish u best of luck in your job hunting.

Thanks so much. I appreciate. I thought as much that's why I have to ask you guys first.
Thank you.

Hello house, Please I want to ask, is "jobs in Dubai" real? I was asked to pay a refundable fee of $92 to activate my account to enable me start getting interview invites from Dubai.
Please guys, are you or anybody know about this people very well? Are they real or scam?

Thank you.

farolee:
I want to explain software/automation testing to me.I will appreciate if you can txt me on 08067881017.Thank you.

Software testing is the practice of making sure that a software performs the expected function before it goes life. After the developers have finished developing a software, there's is a need for an independent person or persons to test and confirm the functionality of that software before it will go live before customers or expected users start using it. This is done so that if there's any defect, it will be reported and the developers will go back, trace and rectify the issue. If a software is not tested before it goes live, if there's a failure or failures on that software it will cost the business a large amount of money to rectify the issues.

Software testing is of two types; Manual testing and Automated testing (automation).
Manual test involves testing the software manually by an individual or team of individuals to make sure that the particular software does what they said it does and also doesn't do what its not meant to do. Eg; A bank wants to build a software that helps you to apply for a loan via ATM, applying their terms and conditions. After the developers have finished building and incorporating the software in the ATM machine, there will be a need to test this software, using it to apply for a loan via that ATM,applying their terms and conditions before it'll be released for customers to start using it.

So those people who use it first to confirm the functionality are called testers and the type of testing they're doing is MANUAL Testing. If they find any issue (defects or bugs) it will be reported to the developers for rectification.
Testers in this category do not need to know anything in programming to do their job.

Then the other type which is automation is not that common in Nigeria. This one is done in programming language and testers in this category needs to have knowledge of basics in programming, at least know how to write a script. Most testers here are also programmers or developers and it's done with testing tools which also are very expensive that some firms can't afford to spend on it.

So most times when you here Software testing in Nigeria, it's mainly manual testing that we do not automation.

Hope I answered your question shaa....

After interview, you won't hear from them again.
Meanwhile I'm a trained Software tester (manual) from a training institute endorsed by British computer society. Am open to any software testing job available or any info about any related vacancy so I can apply.