₦airaland Forum

Winneepye:
IBOS should better remember that the new president is a yoruba man o. They don't want to see the power of the commander in chief of armed forces. Operations crocodile dance.

Yoruba man is the President and you're still living in that dirty face me I slap you at Iyana ipaja...

Falana didn't say winning 25%. He said its not a must to win FCT.
See what the constitution says at subsection 1b and 2b.

ednut1:
even if you get visitors visa. They will still reject you because other applicants have papers to work and can resume at short notice. Many employers dont have patience or dont want to incur additional visa sponsorship costs.Your best bet is to keep applying from Nigeria one day you will get an offer/ sponsorship.

God bless you. Thank you.

I want use visitor's visa to travel to UK or US for 2 weeks and look for a software testing job with work permit.
Most of the online job applications through glassdoor and LinkedIn are always being rejected, so I want to go there for two weeks and see if I can secure one, then come back and apply for normal work permit visa.

I need advice, suggestions on this.

gasparpisciotta:
Experience.

My Corolla started smoking again after 6months of changing piston and rings, started consuming engine oil like a drunk.

They gave you a bad one. Even when buying a new engine, if you're not careful they will still sell a bad engine for you.
It's just for you to get a reliable dealer who will tell you the truth and give you a good foreign used engine.

Akintwin:
Hello my good people, please I bought a naija used 2008 RAV4 but it has been parked for about a year before I bought it, I discovered that it has little white smoke even after I changed the oil and I also added stop smoke but it didn't stop the smoke tho the smoke doesn't come out until I raised the car, my mechanic said it will stop after driving for some time, the car drives smoothly and the engine sound very well but the engine vibrates when I used the AC
Please is there anything I can do to the smokes. Thanks

First thing first. Check if engine oil shorts. If it shorts then you may need to change rings or even buy half engine.
If it does not, then you will check and clean your injector, air filter and all even plugs.

As for vibrating when A/C is on, the compressor of that ac must've been changed before, probably the one they fixed is not exactly for that vehicle.

Wow, this is nice. I am following..

FreeStuffsNG:
My bitter hateful Igbo 'friend', calm down. If you have been brought up well you will not be filled with this level of igborance and hate.

Asiwaju lokan! He has the numbers and the love is organic. He earned it.
Bi e fe bi e ko, Asiwaju lokan!

Bitter hateful Yoruba friend, calm down. If you have been brought up well you will not be filled with this level of ignorance and hate.
Asiwaju is failed already. He doesn't have any number. Only Lagos can't make him president. People hate the drug baron and the fraudster.
Kitikpa gbawapu gi anya dia. Anu mpama

nazicartel:
Agu. Una too much oooo... When this campaign started , I was always bittered reading tweets from Tinubu's supporters. But now, I enjoy reading it. It helps to reduce stress, because I'm always laughing. Haven't seen people very foolish like them

Hahahaha.. I'm telling you. Me I check and read only their comments and laff my stress out. The guy said Tinubu's Lagos.. Hahahahaha...
Another one said let the Doxy Mmuobuosi come and vote na..Lol..
Many of these urchins are living in Jakande estates built by Lateef Jakande but because they follow like Mumu they don't even know what that name means.
FYI, Obi does not own Anambra and cannot own Anambra because one person does not own a state.

PrincessofDSS:
Lies

We won’t fall for this cheap lies; let them shows the bundles of the new bills that they claim to have stock pilled

Another tricks by the politicians to push the masses into attacking the Emefiele and CBN policies

Very correct. They're all lies. If they have it, they would've displayed it. They have nothing.

thebosstrevor1:
It is expected.

Naira redesign will adversely affect transactions in the agriculture sector because this sector is heavily dependent on cash. Due to the scarcity of the new banknotes, many farmers will have insufficient cash to purchase seeds, fertilizers and pesticides needed for the plantation of crops. The shortage of cash might lead to plunging in demand which in turn led to a crash in the prices of crops and animals . Farmers will be unable to recover even the costs of transportation from their farms to the market from the low prices offered.

It's not true. Those who buy and sell agricultural products have bank accounts and today hardly can you see people that don't have smart phone. Also even if you don't have a smart phone, there's a USSD code to dial and make a transfer.
Nigerians do not just want to change.
I read on that passage that the cattle sellers rejected transfers. They should continue o..

Solocoin:
Why will he tempt her with Keke when he already buy a car for her. So if the woman tempt him now by telling him he's not the baby father how will he feel.
They are things we shouldn't do, the man action is totally wrong.

See them, people that reason with their anus. I pity anyone that will have anything to do with you.

hardon1:
Where in the world do you phase out old currency in just one month...

These people think Nigeria revolves round abuja... How about remote towns, villages and reverine communities where the isn't a bank.

I don't understand this cbn Governor

Look at you. Keep listening to those wicked people brainwashing you, feeding fat on your ignorance and making you poorer. CBN Gave N100 days not one month. This is how they deceive agbado urchins.

LilMissFavvy:
Must he tempt her? Why not give your wife the car and stop tempting her with a Keke. He knows his wife deserves better, he just wanted to tempt her and disgrace her in public. The unfaithful*faggottt* can't try that with his side chick, he knows his side chick would give him a sound slapp. Nonsense'

This kind of reasoning from women like you is the reason guys hate women like you. Gold diggers everywhere.

Blakjewelry:
Is naira or dollar card? Remember they have stop the naira card for international transaction

Oh, that's true. Thank you so much. That's the problem coz my card is naira card.

I've been trying to pay for my Florence Academy Certificate using GTB Master debit card but I keep getting insufficient balance error meanwhile there's enough money on the account.
I want to ask if anyone here has experienced such issues. If you've been able to pay for and download the certificate, which bank card did you use?

Snitch24:
What does your it do
Can you explain briefly the functions of the software

We can sync on it. Your contacts pls..

gaby:
Let's talk.

Ok, drop your contact let's sync.

Hello, I need contacts or how to get across to genuine investors. There's a software application designed for hospitals and can be used anywhere in the world.
I need an investor that might be interested so that I can demo the application for them.

Price N13.5m
Location Ikotun-Egbe Road Ejigbo Lagos.
Slightly Negotiable.
Custom papers are intact.

This story does not add up. How can the person who rushed him to the hospital will all of a sudden start video recording and laughing, if he didn't care, he wouldn't have brought him there in the first place.
Secondly, was it the lady who fainted after seeing his condition will now be recording him on video and be laughing, and refuse to take him to another hospital?

Nifemi2512:
u know you can go to prison straightaway with this ur unguided and false statement?

How many of you have gone to prison for calling Peter Obi a thief, a Pandora thief?

Rozross:
Don’t be sad by this post, we are all here to learn

Go and learn how to work hard and be useful in life not learning how to share a man's money in the name of relationship. Grow up, your mates are lawyers, software developers, medical doctors etc you're here looking for a man who earns 500k.

marsman:
ogododo. These are their names:

Common sense is not common. Since when did this mumu become Police spokes person to announce names of suspects? I can see this nairaland is fast becoming where ethnic violence and hatred thrives. You people should continue.

Okoroawusa:
My people have over ran Nairaland like Twitter abusing, terrorizing, mudslinging, cursing any opposing views.

Check out the first few comments.

This reminds me of the early days of Nnamdi Kanu and IPOB.... ukochukwu na the same people.

No be man wey fvck toto tear dey give woman belle.

That reminds me too of what you people did to GEJ. You people buried him alive, carried his coffin all over the nation. He was recorded as the most abused President in history. Now you people are complaining when no one has insulted you. Sorry for your loss.

What of software Testers? Once there are software engineers there should be QA too.

ba7man:
Geddifok back to Onitsha or Aba if you don't like the price increase.

All these village people sef.

Hahahaha... Onitsha and Oshogbo which one better pass? I'm sure you've never been to your village for years now because no house, no road

During covid19 when BRT was carrying half passengers, they increased the fres claiming its because they're not carrying full. A month after they started carrying full passengers, did they reverse the fare to old price?
Now adding N100 means you spend extra N200 every day which is N1000 every week and N4000 extra on BRT alone every month.
A wicked government will add little amount on what you consume everyday and it reduces your standard of living without you knowing.

You can learn UI/UX on your own with this complete package

Do you know that you can get a job in US, UK or Europe from Nigeria if you have UI/UX design skill?
Google opportunities for this skill set in US and Europe to see for yourself.
Stop telling yourself you can't do it, stop giving yourself excuses, do not be afraid, your age does not matter. Start now and you will realize that you didn't start late.

IT Jobs are on high demand all over America, UK and Europe. You can work remotely from Nigeria and earn in hard currency as a UI & UX designer. Learn the skill now and thank yourself tomorrow.

HORLADY:
ICAN is not overrated my brother. While there are gifted/ genius who successfully qualified in two diets, a lot of peeps like me spent 4yrs(8diets) to achieve same feat. I am not where I want to be yet, but I won't be where I am today if I have not qualified as a Chartered Accountant 2yrs ago. Today, I discuss with State Governor, Commissioners and Men of Substance because of ICAN certificate in my kitty.

The calibre of people that occupy the positions you mentioned are old school felas. They know nothing about modern technology. Yes they only know how to type and send emails with a computer. Go to Fluterwave for instance and say you're a chartered accountant and see if they will not all burst into laughter.