₦airaland Forum

From NOUN to UOU.
I hope it would be affordable

Na jail you de go sooo.

Just quick go reason with Flavour (Ijele-Africa) before the reverse becomes the case

Ayodele's prophecy is always with "but" which makes it a political prediction based on situation analysis.

If Uzor runs.....
If Uzor knows....

Every futuristic statement is a possibility of positive or negative outcome.

Let Ayodele stand one place so that the thunder came be precised when locating him

advanceDNA:
Nairaland pple and comparing any small thing to their experience in marriage...

una too like to dey always like to sound like you are doing the hardest, most stressful thing in the world by being married

My dear, marriage na serious work ooo.
Marriage, in fact, is a serious business and not for everyone.

What about ironing blazers or suits?
Ironing some female clothes is actually a form of punishment

In truth, the concept of Christianity is what the catholic church says it is. Jesus wasn't a Christian and none of the apostles was a Christian until cross was raised as symbol of Christ fellowship by Catholic Papas.

If you profess Christianity, you are a follower of Catholic church religion.

Please, what about our under 17 and under 20 girls?

If it was the teacher's dressing that prompted the child to call her that, then both the teacher and the school management are at fault first.

I once sent two of my female teachers home because of their dressing.

The way female teachers dress sometimes calls for them to be call a worst derogatory names

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Change your ways

Onegai:
OP, look for the wisest, richest family member you have (Nigerians respect money like mad) and ask him/her to speak to your dad, very calmly.

The person should tell your father: "this love will finish and in your old age, you'll look for your children to support you but they'll tell you to follow the love that made you chase them away".

Then let the rich person very symbolically, in front of the woman, wash his/hands in a bowl of water (Nigerians fear symbolic religious gestures) and say loudly "I will take these children and make them great! And their prayers and glory will be mine!". Then leave calmly and dignified.

You and your siblings should cry, act afraid, enter room and loudly do devotion.

Let no relative come and visit your dad.

Once that seed has been planted in your father's head, don't stress him. Let the women unravel by continuing being shameless (she will desperately try to hold onto your dad with sexxx and manipulation).

Watch your father get more quiet. Then maybe sabotage his car in 2 months (half packet of Dangote sugar in his fuel tank, plant 2 nails in his front tyre another time etc), just be doing small small stuff (mess with the NEPA wiring, eye drop in his medicine so he will have stomach ache etc), that looks like spiritual attack whilst reminding him of your relative's words. Let your youngest call your dad one afternoon in his room and say "Daddy, I had a bad dream, please can we pray together, let me pray for you" (ideally this should come after some months of sabotage, once seed has germinated into a plant )

Make your papa dey fear.

Gbam.

Your father is not going to hear word now because she's influencing him to join in her shamelessness. A good woman would encourage a man to take care of all the kids, she will be worried that the man is neglecting his kids (even if it's just because she doesn't want curses on her life). She's not a good person.

This is just a master piece and a killer stroke. You and smart spirits eat from the same plate.

FalseProphet1:
I see Nigeria qualifying for the world cup, I see Nigeria reaching the semi finals of the world cup, I see a Nigerian player winning the Ballon 'dor.

This I have seen.

No wonder you are a "False Prophet 1".

Please, who be her husband?
Make I know if someone fit try him luck

IMPARTIAL:
Why the report no mention the embarrassment she caused Nigeria by taking drugs and being banned?

Now that you have mentioned it, what next?

Happy birthday 🎉🎉🎉 Queen 👑 Blessing.
More blessings to you

This is madness in all ramifications

I don't blame you.
When you were in Nigeria, you never knew he womanises.
When he was processing your papers without you contributing a dime, you never knew it was an abusive marriage.
Immediately you got your COS or ILR, you suddenly remembered that you have been in an abusive marriage.

Tell your story to those gullible enough to listen to you.

Nonsense and intercontinental ingredients

Successlane:
Careless talk.

This is just damage control.

You've put the morality level of your daughter up for questioning.

Her daughter's image has been dented and that might affect her mental and emotional health

johnmartus:
This is problem I always have with people most especially Nigerians some Nigerians will not mind their business this poke nose can't be obtainable worldwide the nonsense things start in Nigeria and end in Nigeria.

If laide give her daughter alcohol or poison please what's your business how does it affect you?she call you for help? I don't know why some can't just be like me.

In the UK she will be arrested and charged for child abuse if her daughter is not up to age. She may even face safeguarding charges which is the worst charge anyone can face in the UK

It is really finished.
Okwu gwuru agwu

Last season, Arsenal won England additional slot in UEFA Champions League. This season, they might add another even without winning the cup

Respects for you bro.
Dust yourself and go reclaim your title

Which court and when?
I ask because in the last court sitting, the ruling on no case submission was adjourned to 10th October. This is still 26th September. So what's happening?

What a poor reportage. What is the name of the festival? How is cutlass the Focal point of the festival? What is the relationship between the video and the report?

How did it happen?

Was each aware that the other is involved in the man's life before discovering their pregnancy?

Details please.

I'm not understanding the situation.

Forget the celebration

Igbo Amaka.(Igbo is beautiful)
Igbo bu otu (igbo is one)
Igbo bu Igbo ka ọ si na dị. (Igbo is Igbo, no matter what)

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Even Titanic sank.

Sooooooooooooo
No wahala.

Tttt

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