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dharay99:

Lol, i just hope he has a credible source
to back up this mysterious events...

Lol, the source won't be any other websites rather than Wikipedia now or Wetin you dey expect

HERSLEY:
I keep my word... And at times in life, u do some crazy things dah wen u remember dem, u would just laff... Emmm... For asking me am I 4 real, forget it... Av changed my mind

Lol, Issokay . . . I wasn't looking forward to kissing a stranger for 7 minutes sef




But changing your mind just showed you're a coward, you shouldn't be making promises you won't fulfill . . . Stop it, it's bad for your health

Debbywills:
Lol. Did I say I'm not?

Lol, Doggy can't be your favorite sex position and you'll still be a virgin

craigkoel1989:
you no paragraph and spacing and u are not abroad lecturing.local champion

Lol, Bruh no take am personal now




But seriously, you really tried with the write ups but you killed everything because you didn't make use of spacing and paragraphs appropriately

annnikky:
Gr8 tnx

Good morning, hope you didn't bed wet??

dollyjoy:
Don't tell me you are dumb?

Lol, I'm not



I was only playing with you though but E be like say you don take am personal

craigkoel1989:
1)You get to know the opposite sex better and how to relate with any woman
i was a shy guy before i met my girlfriend but since then i have learnt to talk to any female even linda ikeji lol
2)You actually start caring about your appearance
my dress mode has changed
3)You actually get to see female in their naturally form
my girlfriend does almost everything in front of me.but when she is dressed to go outside i will be like.is it this angel that has been with me throughout.even i will just be like wetin dey do guys sef wen they thank her for accepting them on facebook.guys no dey shame
4)You get to have regular sex
omo vaseline crew will not understand sey all those things u dey do.we dey do am steady.anytime including kissing,touching boobs.all dose things for film we dey act am life.and dont tell me she losses value cos i will get married to get anyday anytime even linda ikeji wey dey find husband no concern me
5)you get to see stuffs like their unclothedness.fragile period like menstraution and the rest
when i was growing up my mom and sisters always make sure we didnt see them naked.we just saw stained clothes and wonder what they were
6)You get to admire them more
unless you have a real girlfriend not those straffing olosho.you will know that to be a woman is not easy.during her days of pain(menses)will u understand what they go through every month
to that special girl i love u

Bruh, I'm sorry to say this but I think you need to goan learn the use of spacing and paragraphs too

dollyjoy:
See them, asking who gf epp like they can do without US.

Mtcheeeew!!! And who are the US??

dharay99:

1st time this child is making
appropriate use of his brain...#cool tho.

Lol, I dey tell you Bruh. This is the very first time this EFCC of a Nigga will actually be putting that brain of his into good use




The pastor that actually preached to him needs to be on the Guinness World Records too. He really took his time convincing him

annnikky:
Am alryt n hw was ur day ?

Been good and yours??

annnikky:
Ma frnd hw u dey

I'm good and you??

annnikky:

annnikky:
N y d fvck do u wanna know sef

Just fúcking tell me if you're gonna tell me or you can as well shut the fûck up if you ain't gonna tell me




You already told me to stay off your mentions on the other thread, so it seems this is where I'll say goodbye

annnikky:
M.cbrooklyn enof of all this pls

OK, it seems like you don vex?? so someone cannot play with you again??





OK, Bye and I'll stay off your mentions next time

annnikky:
Is done already so i dnt need to broadcast it

Lol, where the fúck are you from sef??

annnikky:

So when is the Lord gonna answer your prayer??

annnikky:
Lol.... I dnt share my private life online so such ain't gonna happen so carry ur bad belle dey waka joor

Lol, Even the Lord knows you're committing a lot of atrocities . . . So he may decides to give you some lashes someday

dollyjoy:
Why should i pm him?

Because he is looking for a young lady for business and mere looking at it, you seems fûcking good enough for the job

annnikky:
I dodge it n send it back to u

Lol, Amen OoOo!!! I'm even looking for a way to break up with one of girlfriends sef




I really hope the Lord answer your prayer OoOo!!!

annnikky:
Tnx for d@ buh i dnt need ur fvcking help

OK, I hope we ain't gonna hear stories that touch someday though

annnikky:
Sori to disappoint u cos such didn't happen ok :-

Lol, OK . . . It's gonna happen anyway probably someday

annnikky:
Can u guyz still remain fwendz on social media despite ur breakup ?

Lol, I guess your so-called boyfriend just left you and broke your heart into pieces of pieces in pieces