₦airaland Forum

Sweetnik22:
Mr McBr.ooklyn I dey feel u ow fa na

Lol, Bruh I bam ooo. How life now??

HateU2:
You guys should find a solution to that tiny thing and stop giving yourself hope


NO TO SMALL DICKS!

HateU2:
NO TO SMALL DICKS!

Lol, then I can tell by the way you've been ranting here that you've been fûcking a small dick





cc: paschal47, abeg sell that thing give this girl sharpaly, I go pay the money

paschal47:
fear who why i go come dey fear customer na. i dey give her on credit sef make she test and see

Lol, if you no dey fear her, then convince her make she buy am before E go finish now

prettythicksme:
i will pass

Lol, Before nko?? You wan come flog me before??

HateU2:
we don't like small dicks and we don't like two minute guys! Simple!



NO TO SMALL DICKS !

What about the remaining two?? you no like those set of guys too??




BTW, how many of you guys can handle a big dick and won't be complaining and opening thread on Nairaland sef??

HateU2:
It's either you have a small dick or you cum easily but that's not my biz thou

Lol, won't you like to find out by yourself??




Don't judge a book by its cover

CrazyQuinn:
our mood is constantly changing that's why we don't know what we want....we say one thing and then we do another thing....that's the way God created us so if you want to complain, complain to God because there's nothing we can do about it

CrazyQueen but why?? You've been smoking that shît again or ain't you??



cc: paschal47, You've got one more buyer here

paschal47:
cmon shatap there and buy brain

Lol, sell am give her now after all you get those ones wey you wan sell abi make you kuku dash her one

Laveda:
Okay..

No I won't, he should go for enlargement!
And what's your point? Before the sex, maybe she didn't know its small but after it she found out, you expect her to keep shut? is it her fault he's got the finger size?

Lol, ladies are just weird creatures I swear





Well let's assume he went for the dick enlargement and when he is back, won't you be the one complaining and opening a thread here that he's got a big dick and he wants to chock your life with it??

HateU2:
Yes yes and yes.


But small diick . MBA. I gats to run. What will I be doing with small dicck


Cums so fast, ewwwwwww!
How the fxxxk do you expect me to cope with a two minute guy . Yes, I got laid but that's a shame on him.

He's ugly, this gats to do with feelings thou. So, I can't complain.


He's broke, not about being broke but about how you treat me even when you have 1k with you.

Lol, see you. it's easier said than done




cc: paschal47, another buyer don show ooo

paschal47:
i thought you are a free agent, tell them its just 200, money for derok and jedi smoke

Lol, na you be the seller now so follow her bargain yourself now abi you dey fear??

Christardor:
I Guess That's Not All..
Well.Kontinu

Gerrrraaaahiaaa Mehn, I ain't got your time. I'm here for ladies only so don't fûcking get in my way

prettythicksme:
Lol,wetin i wan buy?

Lol, follow the dude talk, he's got a Sallah package for you

ForeverYoung197:
That's why ladies got laid cuz a broke ass nicca with a small dick eat the honey pot like a pepper soup.

Lol, that's why guys do refer to you ladies as a set of confused creatures cos most of you don't even know what you want for yourself

prettythicksme:
Cant deal with a guy dat got small dick and an ugly guy.Can still manage a 2mins guy, with help of alomo and co he will improve.

Lol, you're high



cc: paschal47, A buyer don show ooo!!

paschal47:
lol does alaba boys go cheat me na NL ladies i wan sell am give. alaba boys go carry china come, i no get their power

Lol, well I guess you must have been seeing all those female Nairalanders you fit sell am too on this thread

Laveda:
why will I shut up when he's got a small dick?

He should be happy he got laid.

Op are you just bored on a wednesday morning?

Lol, I'm not bored and since Nairaland is always on 24/7 then I can create my thread any time I like





He got a small dick and you still dey feel am for your body, or won't you??

Christardor:
Is That All?

If you want more, then I'll give you more but E go better make you just shut the fûck up

iykekelvins:
[color=#099999]Brother, you no lie. But them allow the guy do oh.

After the show, them come dey yarn nonsense.[/color]

No mind dem joor, most ladies are just confused creatures cos some of dem no even know why they are living and wetin dem want

paschal47:
do you have a buyer for the brains? cos i have 2 left from the rams my neighbour killed.



hurry why stock lasts

Lol, go open shop for Alaba market, go dey sell am there now cos you go see better buyers there

Christardor:
C

C for your craziness

saintfellow:
ladies are naturally confuse creatures, they dnt know what they want.

I swear, some ladies just need to keep calm and buy a brain

prettythicksme:
Mc dey para

Ah no dey para now, na the absolute truth ah just yarn now



Some ladies just no wan get sense

MrOlihilistic:

Wetin do your tongue??

cuvox:
bae

Mtcheeeeeew!!! If Bae no get stroke or leprosy, why she no fit cook by herself??

adaksbullet:
bus while are u alway kised me?

Lol, Bus ah no dey kiss you now, ah just dey smile at you

adaksbullet:
bus dy we no byte u na.....we we jus be caress u ni

Bus, ah no need anybody to caress me, my babe will do that for me anytime any day. Ah no dey interested in coming your show again, Biko!!!

rosalieene:
OK good one tho we've heard it over and over again
but Op do you realize that its easier said than done.

So you can't desist from having sex even after reading this??

adaksbullet:
yels bus, am whant too pafom too mine ppl


Teri G we be their too .....jinja ur swaga

Lol, Bus me no come anywhere. Ah no fit come mad people show