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Kylekent59:
Y lol. Just trying to point out that d door isn't 100%security.

Because what you post is somehow funny now

Kylekent59:
Dis people never jam confirm thieves. They dnt need ur door. Just break d wall and u are in. Remembered those days in skul,dey will pull our window down and enter. 4get d door. Only God saves

Lol

datigbogirl:

Wetin do you?? Why you dey squeeze your face like say na your boobs ah dey squeeze??

Olulinks:
[s]1. SEX IS FOR THE MARRIED
Wether you are married or single as long as you are having access to this information, it is my joy to tell or remind you that sex is strictly for the married.

Singles should stay off sex. It doesn't matter what age you are, as long as you are not married, having sex should be the least thing you should be worried about.

We can't continue to encourage baby mamas and baby daddies and continue to settle fight among teens on different homes, families or social media. Let's not encourage child bearing out of wedlock. It's not the best for our society.[/s]

Oga abeg forget this talk wey you just yarn cos if God's plan was actually no sex before marriage then we would all receive our various joysticks and vaginas on the wedding day

annnikky:
Can't promise u that

OK, No qualms!!!

adaksbullet:
bus am invit u too aro nest weak....I we gave u free tiket

Lol, Bus you wan do show??

annnikky:
I dnt reply pm

And you can't endeavor to reply mine??

midehi2:
sex? depend on their agreement from the beginning...but for me, body no be firewood, something must strike

Lol, what must strike??





Shey na thunder or Messi wan strike??

datigbogirl:
The kiss got me shy.

Lol, what's up with the kiss?? Is that the first kiss you'll be seeing here??






Oya take more

adaksbullet:
are u not no? :ohis mand ppls that his listing too mine musik o

Bus, ah no wan become Madt person so ah no wan listen to your gbedu wey dey burst brain . . . Ah no want again

datigbogirl:

Lol, I said that based on your moniker now or ain't you a lady??

midehi2:
sure i am, e.g my house rent has expired and he is supporting me, i will tell him 'no i dnt depend on him, friendship is not just sex but help each other

Lol, but sex is like helping each other too now or ain't it??






Friend with benefit ain't all about sex but helping each other in every possible way too

datigbogirl:
There's virtually no lady that wont jist about your d*ck.... They're specialists in kiss&tell....

Lol, you're a lady too now or ain't you??

annnikky:
hw r u doin jare

I'm fine too



But seriously shey you won't reply my PM iffa mail you??

annnikky:
Check it in d refrigerator is there already

Lol, you're high





Annnikky babe, let's be serious for once now. Shey iffa PM you, shey you go reply?? I really want us to take things further than this Nairaland ish

adaksbullet:
bus am not seen mine musik in yabaleft again

Lol, Madt man






Shey na mad people be your promoter and producer??

LePrezident:
She didn't say Usain has a small d.ick. she said she expected him to be huge, but he just had an average d.ick. not small like Donald Trump's.

Lol, but most of believe the average dick she was talking about still means a small dick

adaksbullet:
am come

OK, Bus!!!




Drop the gbedu wey dey burst brain as E dey hot

midehi2:
i love this post ..... many girls can lie, so she hasnt demand anything from her bf be it she is rich or not, choi, i fear ladies like this

Lol, no mind her joor, she wan dey form posh





BTW, I thought you're a lady too now

ARTtitude:
Bro u bad ooo.... Shey na ghost u wan do?

Lol, Noooo!!! You don talk am before say Konji na bastard now





I don't do ghosts!!!

adaksbullet:
am stiil worked in it,we we relised mine abum first

Bus, gimme the link make ah go download the gbedu wey dey burst brain now

sinaj:
wicked u


Like u dunno wot I mean

Well, I've got a joystick too which am sure you'll surely like because it's strong, manly, fit, big, thick, and also have a high penetrating power just like gamma rays

sinaj:
m xo cold, I need a stick u gat any with u?

Yeah, I've got shaving stick, selfie stick, dry stick and a banana stick . . . Which one did you want??

adaksbullet:
u are whant too had sex whit ur lesural




Asewo

Lol, Madt man







But Bus, when you go comot studio with your malanja now??

sinaj:
Lemme chill here

Baby, can you drink or smoke make we gather dey chill here together