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Romance / Re: This Naija Babe Wants You Guys To See Her Se.xy Stuffs by McEwen(m): 5:59pm On Sep 26, 2016
cruz419:
Lol assest indeed,,dey might be assest new 20 year tyme dey will become liability all dese ladies all u think of his ur yansh and boobs !!
Romance / Re: Guys Who Sleep With A Girl And Broadcast It Are Hopeless by McEwen(m): 7:21pm On Aug 27, 2016
Ishilove:

Lol
boo kiss kiss
Romance / Re: This Naija Babe Wants You Guys To See Her Se.xy Stuffs by McEwen(m): 7:20pm On Aug 27, 2016
Autos / Re: Inspired Autos Ceo Very Crooked by McEwen(m): 10:59am On Aug 19, 2016
Health / Re: Doctors, Please Can You Tell Me Why I'm Reacting To Green Tea? by McEwen(m): 10:20pm On Jun 07, 2016
Ishilove:

'see' me? I don't Understand
undecided
Health / Re: Doctors, Please Can You Tell Me Why I'm Reacting To Green Tea? by McEwen(m): 12:52am On Jun 07, 2016
Ishilove:

My dear I'm very fine. Yes I've been busy o.

I'm good now. I have learnt how to drink it properly
Baby,Can i get to see you?

this is urgent!
Rap Battles / Re: I Need A Rap Battle by McEwen(m): 12:49am On Jun 07, 2016
urboytriple:
I need rap battle
come on man, you are too small for this..
do you think this section is for jokes? aaight?
i keep telling you to stop taking alcohol,
see what alcohol has done to you,
alcohol,let me call on kingtom
maybe he can call on lalasticlala
or better still call on mr frabricon (falconey).
okay fine i know you have studied your rhymes but that shit is wack without me listening to it
better go to school while your mates are still in school
because without your school certificate no one will be listening to you
but i just have to let the whole word know the truth,dont study my rhymes cuz i have study your background
you like smoking weed and that shit disgust me
now you mad @ me,nigga you crazy?
if you want to get it on we can get it on
you better give the respect i derseve or i will take it by force
blast your head with ak47,make you somersault
till you roll over the wall
i just laughed when i heard that track of yours you uploaded
that's the wackiest song have ever heard in all my life
now ishilove keeps calling me on phone to stop,i said no he started it
Clap Clap Clap...let me answer my baby Ishilove....i will be back for ya!

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Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by McEwen(m): 6:00pm On May 14, 2016
KingTom:
bros you serious so? Only the hottest thing to ever grace this forum mehn no ask me that kin question again Abeg grin
she get yansh? undecided
Celebrities / Re: Uju Stella Who Is "Pregnant For Burna Boy" In New Photos by McEwen(m): 4:56pm On May 14, 2016
the yansh be like Ishilove yansh grin grin
TV/Movies / Re: Do You Know This Classic Nigerian Sitcom? by McEwen(m): 12:01am On May 02, 2016
Ishilove:
You are indomie generation cheesy
long time baby,how you doing?smiley
Family / Re: Freeman David, A Nairalander Is Dead! by McEwen(m): 11:50pm On May 01, 2016
R.I.P Bro cry
May thy Lord forgive all your sins.
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by McEwen(m): 9:20pm On May 01, 2016
KingTom:
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who is Ivyy? undecided
Romance / Re: This Naija Babe Wants You Guys To See Her Se.xy Stuffs by McEwen(m): 10:22pm On Apr 30, 2016
angry
Celebrities / Re: Odunlade Adekola, Adekunle Gold And Seyi Law Arrives In Dublin by McEwen(m): 12:30pm On Apr 30, 2016
KingTom:
I was about to say the same thing grin
grin grin

#Realist cool
Celebrities / Re: Odunlade Adekola, Adekunle Gold And Seyi Law Arrives In Dublin by McEwen(m): 11:41am On Apr 30, 2016
KingTom:
the king is back grin
still alive? shocked shocked
have missed you man grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Odunlade Adekola, Adekunle Gold And Seyi Law Arrives In Dublin by McEwen(m): 11:30am On Apr 30, 2016
prettysolid:
I am missing my boo

Today is just a lazy and boring one for me,any capable nairalander willing to take me out and spoil me silly without expecting anything in return. And please I don't do taxis or scrap cars


This message is Boo approved
you will ssuck me after?
Romance / Re: I Need A Man by McEwen(m): 6:36am On Dec 10, 2015
lifeisabitch:
My last boyfriend died by accident, I can't hold back my tears cry

He was everything, I mean everything, he was there for me emotionally, financially and sexually, he was a bull under the sheet.

I have been lonely without him. I know this is not a dating site, but who knows.

He must not be buoyant financially, but he must be good in kerewawa

Pls no one should insult me, or else I will swear for the person with sango.
In 2015 shocked shocked
Romance / Re: Does Your Boyfriend/girlfriend Know Your Nairaland Monicker? by McEwen(m): 10:29am On Dec 09, 2015
grin

Crime / Re: Police To Detainee: Pay N80,000 Or Go To Jail by McEwen(m): 10:26am On Dec 09, 2015
shocked shocked shocked shocked
Crime / Re: Man Swallows $115,000 At The Murtula Muhammed Airpot by McEwen(m): 10:24am On Dec 09, 2015
The End is near grin grin
Business / Re: Man Loses N180,000 To ‘magic’ Driver (pictured) by McEwen(m): 10:20am On Dec 09, 2015
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Romance / Re: Who Is The Real Wife ?? by McEwen(m): 10:19am On Dec 09, 2015
iceberylin:
Who gives him Head undecided


That's the wife...
grin grin
Romance / Re: What Jealousy Made A Nigerian Girl Do To Her Boyfriend.. by McEwen(m): 10:16am On Dec 09, 2015
needrealuvabj81:
means you are cheap like me. guess you dont know how expensive asokoro is grin grin grin grin grin okay let me use one of your eye for wealth and when we get married, you will be using sun shades to cover it while we live at banana island grin grin grin grin
shocked shocked
Romance / Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by McEwen(m): 1:09pm On Dec 07, 2015
Moana:
Name: Moana grin ***d**i

Age: Mid 20s

Occupation: Unemployed embarassed

Are you single, dating or married: unmarried grin

Those u like on Romance Section: Lagunna1 Kingtom McEwen Ochon Rokiatu Chocolateme the list goes on

Those u dislike on Romance section: angry angry angry i better not.... grin

Those u find annoying: Eng**** yes that one undecided

Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say): spyder880 skimanski


Why do you follow the people you follow: So i can stalk them grin isn't that obvious lol i'm creepy like that

NLer that has sent u the most PMs: i call him father of my 7children grin wink

How many PMs do you get on average in a day: A day? Lolz maybe 3 or 4 per week. No one likes me cry jokes im not always keen on replying every PM I get

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting: no one in the romance section but a few in the family section.

Which Romancelander is fake: Haaa you all know na grin

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date: Haaa i'm still forming St Angela for the father of my 7children na haba! Don't ask nonsense questions. In fact im born again sef grin

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on: Lordreed- let his madam not catch me ooo grin husband material toh badt

Cfcfan- he is a soft person

R231- a perfect gentleman grin

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her): they have such strong characters

Your favorite Romancelander(s): MrCork grin and his rubbish posts

Your favorite mod: R231

Funniest Romancelander(s): I will come back and tell you

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads: Hmmmm wait o

Romancelander(s) diary you stalk: Mynd44

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why? I will not say his name but all i can say is he is a very troubled man, may God heal him of his iniquities

Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours: Lagunna1 grin we are weird like that

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life: Haaa i went to church today so i will say none

NLer(s) you would go second and first base with obvious! Father of my 7children grin

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life: Does facetime count? embarassed i haven't met anyone in real life though, there was one person i was meant to meet but she never said anything to me until she left my city o embarassed maybe i bite people i don't know o

NLer(S) you consider smart: Mynd44 R231 Blackett Jaybee3 Caracta

NL member that tries too hard: If i start now ehn! I will not finish grin

NLer(s) you find intriguing: Moana

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer:
Are you a learner?

How e consign you?

End time tingz grin

See Jamb Question

Kpe**us embarassed

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from: lagunna1 thought me the last one grin

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section: i used to back then, not anymore.

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other: I already know him na and its not a secret anymore grin

Who do u often agree with: freecocoa cococandy

Who do u consider sexy: Rokiatu...she has booty for days embarassed

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex): We are all fearfully and wonderfully made grin tongue

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy: i dunno

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious): Dem plenty o

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag: Ai***** yes that one undecided


Baddest bae kiss kiss

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Romance / Re: Appology Letter To Seun Osewa by McEwen(m): 10:56pm On Dec 06, 2015
Ugliest:
Dear Seun
I'm writing this note today to let you know how much i felt bad for insulting you and your mods.
I don't know what came over me that day, it was all a joke when i spill out those trash, and i never knew you will take it personal.
After the ban that's when i realise i wouldn't have wrote those threaten words.
Please find a place in your heart to forgive me and i promise never to constitute nuisance here on NL again. Hope you forgive me thanks.

P.s- Don't Mind my Typos
End time letter grin
Religion / Re: Religion And Psychotherapy by McEwen(m): 10:54pm On Dec 06, 2015
Where are the experts angry shocked undecided
Religion / Religion And Psychotherapy by McEwen(m): 9:17pm On Dec 06, 2015
Dear All!

Could Religion be perceive or considered as a psychotherapy? if yes how? and if no why?
Romance / Re: This Naija Babe Wants You Guys To See Her Se.xy Stuffs by McEwen(m): 5:47pm On Dec 06, 2015
kovak:


The feeling is mutual Mr quotes grin
cool

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