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Lillian Okolie for the umpteenth time has raised the alarm that Lesbians have not given her a moment rest in her life since they saw her photographs with her two beautiful sisters. The pretty actress told Daily Independent that she is really getting pissed by the incessant bombardment of her phones by these daughters of ‘Jezebel’ who want to destroy her life.

Okolie said: “I don’t know what I have done to these people o. They want to kill me. My phones have not had rest since they saw my pictures with my sisters on my Display Picture (DP). I don’t know who gave them my numbers. And these ladies disturbing me are mainly from the South East. Some are even pricing me N500,000 to be their lover. Some are asking me to be their ‘mama’ and others want me to be their daughter. You will be shocked to see their pictures; beautiful ladies and women. Please help me tell them that I am not a Lesbian and don’t intend to be one. They should please free me!”

http://dailyindependentnig.com/2015/05/help-lesbians-life/

abdulkayus:
[s]1. Virgin but has bad characters
2. She has good characters, she is not a
virgin but she is very dirty.
3. She is a single mother, educated, rude,
disrespectful but very neat.
4. She is a virgin with good characters but
she is an illiterate with body odour.
5. She is not a virgin, she has good
characters but she has committed abortion
five times for five different men.
6. She is educated, very neat, she is not a
virgin but she has hot temper and gets angry
easily.
7. She is a mother of two children, she is a
divorcee but she is educated with good
characters and she is very neat.

CHOOSE ONLY ONE![/s].

* Morals

* Intelligence

* Fidelity

'damn nigga...you smell as Bleep'

JbravoAdodger:
^^ cocaine is a hell of a drug!!

what jona and the cabals doing to us right now is most sinful.

i can cook die...lol

spot on...

TrueFcts:
Pic is on my profile

lame!!!

that's not you

BaebieHot:
this is funny, but it goes both ways na, not only girls

hmmm...deal breaker

Orijin101:

dafuq is diz one saying

take chilled origin to cool off broff

IamOdin:
Go get a life.

how does your response related to the thread

Bozo like you!

..

Every woman, at sometime in her life, has faced the undeniable dilemma of needing to use the bathroom around a man.

Every woman has faced the tug of war between her head and her bottom. Every woman has cursed God and herself for having such a thing as an anus.

For now, there’s nothing to do but either get used to the pain or learn not to give a f*ck. I strongly suggest the latter.

So for all women either just experiencing the pain or looking for some compassion, here are the irrational thoughts we’ve all had before taking a sh*t at our boyfriend’s place.

1. F*ck, my stomach hurts.

2. I shouldn’t have eaten that Thai food.

3. I just shouldn’t eat anymore.

4. No, no more eating.

5. That’s it, only celery and water.

6. F*ck, I’m hungry.

7. F*ck, I don’t know if I can hold this one.

8. Does he live near a Starbucks?

9. Of course he doesn’t.

10. I should just go.

11. But I don’t want to go.

12. But why should I have to feel bad about going?

13. I mean, if we’re going to be serious, then he’s going to have to know.

14. If he loves me, he won’t care.

15. If he’s a real man, he won’t care.

16. But what if it’s too soon?

17. What if I turn him off forever?

18. Sh*t, I’m going to fart.

19. I’m going to fart.

20. No, I’m going to hold it in if my life f*cking depends on it.

21. But which is worse?

22. Maybe if I fart, I won’t have to sh*t.

23. If I could just let out a little gas, maybe the pain will go away.

24. But what if it makes noise?

25. But what if it smells?

26. There are just two of us here.

27. He’ll know it’s me.

28. A smelly fart is way worse than a sh*t.

29. F*ck the fart.

30. I could probably wait another hour.

31. Maybe I’ll set my alarm for 4 am

32. Should I just go home?

33. Should I say I’m on my period?

34. Sh*t, I can’t hold this in anymore.

35. Maybe I can disguise it by taking a shower.

36. But why would I need to take a shower right now?

37. I’ll just stop thinking about it.

38. It will pass.

39. I hope he doesn’t suggest anal.

40. Maybe if he does, I can blame it on him.

41. Will he hear if I flush twice?

42. Can I cough louder than a flush?

43. If I flush right when it happens, there will be no smell.

44. Are those walls thin?

45. Will he notice if I’m in there for more than five minutes?

46. Is there even a lock on that door?

47. I hate men.

48. Maybe I can suggest we leave right after.

49. Go to a bar or something?

50. What if his roommate goes in after?

51. What if he and his roommate call me “poop girl”?

52. That’s it, I’m going.

53. I’m going. I’m going. I’m going.

54. Sh*t.

55. I just flushed this relationship down the toilet.

I haven't..would share with my colleague.

Orijin101:

we af year. . .

take note