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Politics / How APC Failed Nigerians Read Below by mciortim(m): 9:03am On Feb 13, 2019
Just to set the records strieth "There was corruption in Nigeria when Awolowo built Cocoa House, TV station and the first university in Africa

There was corruption in Nigeria when IBB built Third Mainland Bridge, built Aso Rock, National Assembly Complex, turned Abuja into our Federal capital territory.

There was corruption in Nigeria when Obasanjo brought Gsm, banking reform, police reform, civil defence. There was corruption in Nigeria when Jonathan introduced BVN and PVC, built 12 new federal universities, revamped railway lines, made Our economy fastest growing in Africa & third in the world.

But today, the only word all APC members are saying If anyone ask them what is the reason Buhari is not working there reply is that he inherited corruption, but APC as a rulling party must know that great leaders don't blame people at the events for their failures. They simply accept responsibility and move on. Ask APC, what has Buhari done after all the fake promise of fixing power in 6wks, reducing pump price to #45 naira, making N1 equal to a $1, stopping Boko Haram etc. It's a shame.

#VoteWisely #letgetnigeriaworkingagain #Feb16th2019.

Jokes Etc / 30 Things You Will Only Hear In Ashawo Quarters by mciortim(m): 8:05am On Feb 13, 2019
1. Abeg cum make I wear cloth.
2. Oga do fast naa.
3. See ds osho free man, u like better toto u no wan pay money.
4. Make am 5k nah, i go Bleep u well.
5. U neva release? Haa!
6. Na only Bleep u pay for oo, no dey touch my breast.
7. Bros abeg do, make i go hustle.
8. Customer, customer hw far naa.
9. Add 1k make i suck ur prick.
10. See ur small prick (chuckles).
11. Wetin naa. Since u dey do ds tin u nefa cum. Toto dey pepper me abeg.
12. Hw much u giv me wey u dey find doggy?
13. Come I will do u well 2day.
14. Abeg get up, e don do. Na so una go dey take tramadol.
15. Na ur mama leg u wan carry up. Abeg respect ursef
16. Wetin u drink come?
17. Oga ppl dey wait outside, hurry up abeg.
18. No carry dat condom comot here oo. No be me una go use do juju.
19. Na talk u wan talk abi na Bleep.
20. Hian!!! Abeg i no dey kiss.
21. Na on top 1,500 u wan change style?
22. No dey turn turn me like dat biko.
23. Oga i swear if ds condom burst u must bring money for medicine oo.
24. Oga yellow, come Bleep better toto.
25. Fine boy come naa, i will do u frm back.
26. Abeg i no dey suck prick for 2k.
27. Wait make i see dat boil for ur prick. Na so una go dey carry disease.
28. Ds one don pass short time oo.
29. Oga abeg use condom, abi u wan share goloria giv me?
30. Touching body - 200, kissing mouth - 250, suckn breast - 300, short time - 500, skin to skin- 1000. Overnight - 2500. If u wan suckn prick u add 500 extra*.

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Sports / Chelsea Coach Has Been Given One Month To Save His Coaching Job At Chelsea by mciortim(m): 4:39pm On Feb 12, 2019
Maurizio Sarri’s fate as Chelsea’s head coach will in effect be determined over the remainder of this month as the Italian seeks to convince the club’s hierarchy that he can recover some poise and still deliver Champions League qualification for next season.

Sunday’s humiliating 6-0 thrashing at Manchester City, Chelsea’s worst defeat since 1991 and a loss which confirmed a drop from fourth to sixth place, has left Sarri clinging to his position only seven months into a three-year deal. The head coach will hope progress in the Europa League, starting with Thursday’s knockout tie at Malmö, earns him time, given the competition’s winners gain entry into next season’s Champions League.

Yet eliminating the side who finished third in the Swedish league last season would only marginally bolster his job prospects unless a team clearly struggling to come to terms with his tactical demands can improve their performances over a daunting run of domestic fixtures.

Chelsea face Manchester United in the fifth round of the FA Cup, Manchester City in the Carabao Cup final and Tottenham Hotspur in the Premier League before the month is out, games in which the board will expect to see reasons for optimism. Any decision over Sarri’s future would still be taken by Roman Abramovich, despite the fact the owner has not attended a game this season and now spends the vast majority of his time in Russia and Israel.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Juventus Announced The Signing Of Aaron Ramsey by mciortim(m): 8:06am On Feb 12, 2019
Arsenal midfielder Aaron Ramsey has signed a pre-contract agreement to join Juventus in the summer in a deal that will earn him over £400,000 a week.

The 28-year-old has agreed a four-year contract that will see him join the Italian champions as a free agent, ending his 11-year spell with Arsenal.

Ramsey passed a two-part medical in January, having picked Juve following talks with a host of European clubs.

He will be the highest-earning British player ever based on basic salary.

The Wales international's Arsenal contract expires on 30 June and the Gunners will receive no fee when he leaves.

Ramsey, who joined Arsenal from Cardiff City in 2008 for a fee of around £4.8m, held preliminary talks with Barcelona and also received an offer from Paris St-Germain.

Bayern Munich, Inter Milan and Real Madrid also showed interest, with Real forward Gareth Bale understood to have encouraged his Wales team-mate to link up with him in Spain.

Read more: http://v.duta.us/7n-GkwAA

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Nairaland / General / Sleeping Alone Is Better Than Someone Who Bed You're Not Around!!. by mciortim(m): 2:07pm On May 14, 2017
1. Sleeping alone is better than sharing your BED with someone who shares a BED with someone else when you are not around...!

2. Cheating does not mean you have to kiss, meet or have sex with a third party. Once you find yourself deleting texts and e-mails so
that your partner will not see them, you are already there.

3. If a man is crazy about you, pray he does not get well, if he is getting well, know that another woman is giving him some tablets.

4. First love may not die, but true love can bury it.

5. If you still believe "LOVE IS BLIND" then I know for sure MARRIAGE WILL OPEN IT FOR YOU.

6. A woman's beautiful face attracts a flirt; A woman's beautiful heart attracts a lover; A woman's beautiful character attracts a man.

7. Never you fall in love because you are lonely, fall in love because you are ready.

8. A blessed water is better than a cursed fried rice. A Godly poor man is far much better than an angry rich man in marriage.

9. I will rather have you stay in your father's house that you are sure of than pack into a man's house you are not sure of.

10. Most men base their capacity of manhood and their abilities to fertilize ovaries and produce children. Any man can impregnate a
woman. The real deal is HOW MANY MEN CAN BE THE FATHER TO THEIR CHILDREN, not promoters of ABORTION?

11. HOLY Wives do not just speak in tongues they MANAGE their homes, make SUPER meals, raise GODLY kids, and finally, they
bring out the KING in their man.

12. When you tend to your garden diligently you will be the one to reap the fruit of the vine hereof.

13. You can say "sorry" a million times, say " I love you" as much as you want, say whatever you want, but if you are not going to prove that,the things you say are true, then do not say anything at all. Because if you cannot show it, your words do not mean a thing.

14. Never you lie in order to satisfy somebody for a moment because the pain that you cause them in the future can last them for a lifetime.

IG @baddonesh @iam_sugarkiss Twitter @mciortim

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Religion / Re: Why My Pastor Blocked Me On Facebook by mciortim(m): 12:46pm On May 14, 2017
yes the pastor think I'll answer those words he use :Pyes the pastor think I'll answer those words he use
Sports / The Numbers Behind Chelsea Title Contender by mciortim(m): 12:41pm On May 14, 2017
After the Blues sealed a sixth English top-flight title, let's take a look at the most crucial numbers behind their victory.

343 - The magic formation behind Chelsea's winning run that led them to the title.

13 - The club record winning run that took them from eighth to first.

2 - Gary Cahill and Cesar Azpilicueta - Two players who played in every single game for Chelsea.

6 - This was Cesc Fabregas' sixth season with at least 10 assists in the Premier League.

20- Club's top scorer, Diego Costa, has scored 20 goals in the Premier League so far.

114 - The insane amount of tackles made by N'Golo Kante this season in the Chelsea midfield.

28- Games won by Chelsea

5 - Only five games were lost by the Blues.

4 - Conte has now won the four league titles in his last four years in charge of a club (First 3 with Juventus, then now).

Education / Official Jamb Grading System For 2017/2018 by mciortim(m): 12:22pm On May 14, 2017
This information is very essential for all those who want to sit for this year 2017 JAMB exam.

OFFICIAL JAMB GRADING SYSTEM FOR 2017/2018
ADMISSION.... FROM OUR SOURCE
JAMB SCORE GRADE POINTS
180 – 185 --------20 points
186 – 190--------21points
191 -195---------22points
196 – 200--------23points
201 – 205--------24points
206 – 210--------25 points
211 – 215--------26 points
216 -220---------27 points
221 -225--------28 points
226 -23----------29 points
231 -23----------30 points
236 – 240--------31 points
241 – ---------32 points
246 -25----------33 points
251 -300---- (34- 43points)
300 -40-------(44 – 60 points)
WAEC / NECO O’LEVEL GRADE POINTS
1. Single sitting--- 10 points
2. Combined Results--2 points
A1-----------------6 points
B2 and B3---------4 points
C4 – C6-----------3 points
For example
Yakubu Kehinde Obinna scored 242 in UTME = 32 points
He applies for Electrical Engineering
He presents only one WAEC result=10 points
He has 1A, 2B and 2C in the necessary subjects. 1 A: 1 x 6 =
6points
2 B: 2 x 4 = 8points
2 C: 2 x 3 = 6points
His total points = 32+10+6+8+6 =62 points
He will now await the school to release the cut off point for
his course.
Pls pass it on..

This information is for our children who are preparing for JAMB:

The use of 8 keys without a mouse was introduced by JAMB to make this year 2017 CBT friendly for candidates.
The 8 keys are;
1. A - for choosing option A in response to questions
2. B - for choosing the B option
3. C - represents option C
4. D - for selecting option D
5. P – represents previous question
6. N – is for next questions.
7. S – is for submit
8. R – is for reverse.
This is a useful info from another platform
JAMB QUESIONS=180
TIME=2hr
This is to notify all jamb candidates that you need to use 40secs on each questions during your jamb exam

You can use this format below

ENGLISH=60 Questions=40 mins
2nd Subject=40 Questions=27 mins
3rd Subject=40 Questions=27 mins
4th Subject=40 Questions=26 mins
TOTAL of 120 mins=2 hrs
Please this is a suggestion meant 2 help others

PLEASE SEND THIS 2 OTHER GROUPS AND FRIENDS.

Jamb cut off Mark

The cut off mark for JAMB varies from course of study to course of study. Below you will find all the essential JAMB news about cut off marks for gaining admission in 2017.

The Joint Admission and Matriculation Board (JAMB) has released JAMB 2017/2018 cut off marks for all Nigerian universities.
According to Professor Is-haq Olanrewaju Oloyede, the JAMB registrar, the general cut-off mark is between 150-200, depending on the university.

Moreover, he added that some colleges could lessen JAMB cut off marks to 150, while the others can increase them to 200 and higher.

.Akwa-Ibom State University (AKSU) JAMB cut off mark – 180

.Alvan Ikoku Federal College of Education JAMB cut off mark – 180

.Anambra State University Uli (ANSU) JAMB cut off mark – 180

.Auchi Polytechnic JAMB cut off mark – 150

.Benson Idahosa University JAMB cut off mark – 180

.Bauchi State University JAMB cut off mark – 180

.Bells University of Technology JAMB cut off mark – 180

.Bowen University JAMB cut off mark – 170

.Benue State University JAMB cut off mark – 180

.Bayero University Kano JAMB cut off mark – 180

.Covenant University cut off mark for JAMB – 180

.Cross River University (CRUTECH) JAMB cut off mark – 180

.Delta State University, Abraka (DELSU) JAMB cut off mark – 180

.Dental School Enugu JAMB cut off mark – 150

.Ebonyi State University (EBSU) JAMB cut off mark – 180

.Ekiti State University, Ado-Ekiti (EKSU) JAMB cut off mark – 180

.Enugu State University of Science Technology (ESUT) JAMB cut off mark – 180

.Federal Polytechnic Nekede JAMB cut off mark – 150

.Federal Polytechnic Ado-Ekiti JAMB cut off mark – 170

.Federal Polytechnic (Bida) JAMB cut off mark – 150

.Federal Poly Ede JAMB cut off mark – 150

.Federal Polytechnic Idah JAMB cut off mark – 150

.Federal Polytechnic Ilaro JAMB cut off mark – 150

.Federal Polytechnic Nasarawa JAMB cut off mark – 150

.Federal Polytechnic Offa JAMB cut off mark – 150

.Federal Polytechnic Oko JAMB cut off mark – 150

.Federal University of Agric Makurdi JAMB cut off mark – 180

.Federal University Dutse JAMB cut off mark – 180

.Federal University Dutsin-Ma JAMB cut off mark – 180

.Federal University Kashere JAMB cut off mark – 180

.Federal University Lafia JAMB cut off mark – 180

.Federal University Lokoja JAMB cut off mark – 180

.Federal University Ndufu-Alike JAMB cut off mark – 180

.Federal University Otuoke JAMB cut off mark – 180

.Federal University Oye-Ekiti JAMB cut off mark – 180

.Federal University of Petroleum Resources JAMB cut off mark – 180

.Federal University of Technology Akure JAMB cut off mark – 200

.Federal University of Technology Owerri JAMB cut off mark – 180

.Federal University Wukari JAMB cut off mark – 180

.Gombe State University JAMB cut off mark – 180

.Ibrahim Badamasi Babangida University JAMB cut off mark – 180

.Imo State Polytechnic JAMB cut off mark – 150

.Imo State University JAMB cut off mark – 180

.Institute of Management and Technology JAMB cut off mark – 150

.Kaduna Polytechnic JAMB cut off mark – 150

.Kaduna State University JAMB cut off mark – 180

.Kogi state polytechnic JAMB cut off mark – 150

.Kogi State University JAMB cut off mark – 180

.Kebbi State University of Science and Technology JAMB cut off mark – 180

.Kano University of Science and Technology JAMB cut off mark – 180

.Kwara State Polytechnic Ilorin JAMB cut off mark – 150

.Kwara State University JAMB cut off mark – 180

.Lagos Polytechnic JAMB cut off mark – 150

.Lagos State University JAMB cut off mark – 180

.Ladoke Akintola University of Technology, Ogbomoso (LAUTECH) JAMB cut off mark – 200

.Modibbo Adama University of Technology (MAUTECH) JAMB cut off mark – 180

.Michael Okpara University of Agriculture, Umudike JAMB cut off mark – 180

.Nasarawa State University, Keffi JAMB cut off mark – 180

.Nnamdi Azikiwe University (NAU/UNIZIK) JAMB cut off mark – 180

.Obafemi Awolowo University JAMB cut off mark – 200

.Olabisi Onabanjo University OOU JAMB cut off mark – 180

.Ondo State University of Science and Technology (OSUSTECH) JAMB cut off mark – 180

.Osun State University (UNIOSUN) JAMB cut off mark – 180 (Economics, Accounting, Law, andPolitical Science– 200)

.Polytechnic Ibadan JAMB cut off mark – 150

.Rivers State University of Science and Technology (RSUST) JAMB cut off mark – 180

.TAI Solarin University of Education (TASUED) JAMB cut off mark – 180

.Umaru Musa Yaradua University JAMB cut off mark – 180

.Usman Danfodio University Sokoto UDUSOK JAMB cut off mark – 180

.The University of Abuja JAMB cut off mark – 180

.Uniben cut off mark for JAMB JAMB cut off mark – 200

.The University of Calabar JAMB cut off mark – 180

.The University of Ibadan cut off mark for JAMB – 200

.Unilag JAMB cut off mark for allcourses– 200

.Unilorin cut off mark for JAMB – 180 (Please take into consideration that the cut off mark may differ depending on the university course)

.University of Maiduguri (UNIMAID) JAMB cut off mark – 180

.University of Port Harcourt (UNIPORT) JAMB cut off mark – 180

.University of Uyo (UNIUYO) JAMB cut off mark – 180

.UNN cut off mark for JAMB – 180

.Yabatech JAMB cut off mark JAMB cut off mark – 150

.Yobe State University (YSU) [truncated by WhatsApp]

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Religion / Why My Pastor Blocked Me On Facebook by mciortim(m): 12:11pm On May 14, 2017
WHY MY PASTOR BLOCKED ME ON
FACEBOOK
I sent him a friend request on Facebook and he innocently accepted. Two minutes later his message came in;

*PASTOR: How are you?

*ME: I'm fine Daddy.

*PASTOR: May the building of heavenly favour collapse on your head.

*ME: (No reply)

*PASTOR: May the thunder of Blessing strike you and your family.

*ME: (No reply)'

*PASTOR: May God slash you with the axe of long life.

*ME: (No reply)

*PASTOR: May God stab you with the knife of riches.

*ME: (No reply)

*PASTOR: May you be sentenced to life imprisonment in the eternal jail of success!

*ME: (No reply)

*PASTOR: May the Trade centre of happiness collapse on you and your family.

*ME: (No reply)

* PASTOR: My son are you there?

*ME: Yes Daddy!

* PASTOR: You should be saying Amen to claim the Blessings.

*ME: Ok, it's my turn to pray for you Sir!

*PASTOR: Alright my son.

*ME: May the over speeding trailer of Blessings jam and crush you and your family,

*PASTOR: (No reply).

*ME: May the light of God blind your eye that you may not see the sufferings of this life anymore,

*PASTOR: (No reply)

*ME: May the earthquake of happiness swallow you and your family members,

*PASTOR: (No reply)

*ME: May the sea of miracle drown you and your family members,

*PASTOR: (No reply)

*ME: May the Boko-haram of joy kidnap you sir!

*PASTOR: (No reply)

*ME: May the death of riches kill you, your family members and all yours friends and relations,

*PASTOR: (No reply)

*ME: May the annointing from above destroy your church and kill all your church members excluding me and my family in Jesus name (Amen)!

*PASTOR: (No reply)

*ME:Ah Ah Daddy are you there? You should be saying Amen to all these wonderful Prayers.

*PASTOR: May thunder fire you! Idiot....

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Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Celebrities You Never Knew Were From Benue State. by mciortim(m): 11:44am On May 14, 2017
many people have added to Benue celebrity names like Od wood, Terry tha Rapman, Emperor swag(EMS) Flozxy(female singer) Rapizo

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