₦airaland Forum

Heffalump:
I remember the debate as whether he will choose Nigeria ahead of Togo. Emmanuel Adebayor would have created a bigger impact on the continent of Africa if he had chosen to play for Nigeria instead of Togo.

He choose Togo
Stop reading complete sports, they're very misleading

officialwdhtv:
Moment a fight broke out at a wedding after the groom assaulted bride with wedding guests trying to separate fight

#wetindeyhappentv


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtNvZ6o5O9M

The woman of no be gangster wey she be, werey wan return the blow

Bashcash2024:
Wike , you lie.

Hahaha Kai government of liars, by liars and for liars

God1000:
https://dailytrust.com/house-of-reps-breaks-silence-on-member-who-assaulted-bolt-driver/

Shame no dey catch dem, na slap dem dey discuss

Pressing issues boku for them to sign n implement na slap dem siddon dey discuss
Mtcheeew

We know they abuse power so much even the authorities are less concerned because they're the ones protecting them

ExAngel007:
Nigerian gay rights activist, Bisi Alimi, has
alleged that Enugu state is a retirement home for crazy homos£xuals.

In a post shared on his Instastories, Bisi advised Nigerian gays to run for their lives if they come in contact with any gay man from Enugu state.



According to him, no one is ‘Sane’ in the state.

Says who?
She doesn't know what she's saying


Ndi Enugu oooooo..... Afia azukwuanu ooooo

Zonefree:
Guy, you be wan use 1k cook rice for this present Nigeria? You get faith sha.

No mind the monkey

God1000:
Nigerians should desist from talking down on each other, I hate it when people make such derogatory and condescending remarks n about others.

Let us respect eacher and our diverse cultures, north is a big market with their population, our music artists should try and expand beyond the south

Them don send em

Beekeeper1:
It was one of those scorching Lagos afternoons, where the sun felt like it was sitting directly on top of my car. I was headed to a meeting, but as I turned out of my street, I heard it—a strange grinding noise from the engine. My stomach dropped. This was the kind of noise that only spells trouble in all caps.

I pulled over and, as luck would have it, I spotted a mechanic workshop just a few meters away. I thought I’d get it checked out, and maybe it would be something minor. Spoiler alert: it wasn’t.

As I walked up, a man wearing a slightly greasy overall and a wide grin greeted me. He introduced himself as Mallam Musa—the local fixer of all things mechanical. After explaining the issue, he waved me over confidently and popped the hood. He poked around, muttering under his breath before standing up and looking at me with that same grin. “Oga, you have to change the whole engine. This one don spoil finish.”

My heart skipped. Change the whole engine? “But the car was working fine yesterday,” I protested, trying to mask my growing panic. But he was adamant, tapping on parts and naming them with such confidence it was hard not to believe him. I wasn’t a mechanic, after all. This man clearly knew what he was doing.

Or so I thought.

When I asked for a breakdown of costs, he rattled off prices so quickly I could hardly keep up. Each part sounded more obscure than the last, and I could feel my bank account crying. In desperation, I finally blurted out, “Mallam Musa, are you sure? This car is just two years old.”

He hesitated, just for a second, but quickly recovered. “Ah, Oga, you have to trust us mechanics. We know what we are doing!”

Something in his tone felt off, though. A small voice in my head said, Ask more questions. But what did I know? I’d been so used to just accepting whatever the “experts” said.

Yet, as he continued listing parts I’d never heard of, I remembered my cousin once warned me about this exact scenario. “Always ask questions,” he’d said. “Never assume the first answer is the only answer.”

So I took a breath and asked him to walk me through the repairs. “What exactly is wrong with each part, and how does it affect the engine?” I asked, giving him a serious look.

For the first time, Mallam Musa looked less confident. He stammered, eyes darting as he tried to explain how “the converter” was making the “chassis” spoil the “manifold.” By then, I knew he was bluffing. I thanked him, made an excuse to “go withdraw cash,” and got out of there as fast as I could.

The next day, I took my car to a certified mechanic across town. Turns out, the issue was minor—a loose fan belt that needed a quick adjustment. I was on my way in fifteen minutes, without breaking the bank.

That day, I learned that asking questions isn’t just smart—it’s necessary. Now, every time I deal with a mechanic, or frankly anyone who claims to be an “expert,” I ask questions until I’m satisfied. And when someone tries to dodge my questions? That’s when I know it’s time to take my business elsewhere.

So thank you, Mallam Musa. You may not have fixed my car, but you taught me a lesson I’ll never forget. In this life, always ask questions—because a little curiosity can save you a lot of cash.

Everybody na lecturer for his own hustle

Swagaa99:
Nor b new thing na

Lolz no be news again

nlfpmod:
A starlink user sent this to me. Here is the message:

Good one
E remain multi choice
Those mongers

FARA4GA:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCf89NDT1Fo

Eminem introduced former President Barack Obama to the stage at Vice President Kamala Harris’ rally in Detroit, Michigan. He began his speech with a rendition of Eminem’s award-winning song, “Lose Yourself.”

https://edition.cnn.com/2024/10/23/us/video/obama-eminem-michigan-rally-digvid

When I dey small, dem bin dey tell us say this ppl na illuminati

officialwdhtvv:
Family members scold young man after he reportedly sold his family’s land to finance his sports betting habits

#wetindeyhappentv


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rymNMaBfD4

Them don deceive em say 2odds sure....
I feel for the family, they'll go begging or hungry because of someone stupidly

Like the character Imafidon in Italo

TreasureJunky:
So the CCTV is there just to capture crime, without action to stop the crime. They watched the first time, second time, but didn't catch the thief, nawaoo. Is the CCTV for decoration??

Go apply na.

I blame all this set ups because they're not ready to pay workers well

helinues:
EFCC have some scores to settle in Kwara state

They have a lot of scores in the entire middle belt

Salewa97:
Good.

Sweden is one of the countries that have been supportive of Nigeria's debt cancellation

Aboki don enter Sweden before he comes back, his English go change

[quote author=ObaofKwara post=132532228][/quote]Govt of liars, by the liars and for the liars

tunjijones:
I thought people were carrying the rumor that the man is the current ondo state governor.

People sabi spread rumors

ThatNaijaNigger:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4jvucmiOOE

Content creator Kemmie has gone viral for a controversial video she made.

In the video she states that she prefers poor men with big gbola to rich men with small gbola. Wahala be like bicycle!

Full video above.

See employment opportunity wey suppose hit fp....

treesun:
https://punchng.com/just-in-again-national-grid-collapses/

We no even get light for the past one week...
If e like make the turbine disappear e no concern us again

Islie:
How Libya’s wrong flight to Port Harcourt set tone for rift, maltreatment of Super Eagles




https://dailytrust.com/how-libyas-wrong-flight-to-port-harcourt-set-tone-for-rift-maltreatment-of-super-eagles/

God punish them...
Dem even see free bus
With our fuel wey no even dey at all

Lalami3232:
In Nigeria, everyday na NO BRA DAY for our non-virgins aka boreholes. The most painful part be say, majority of dem no get standing breast. Breast go be like Tinunbu cap and dem go still dey showcase am. Some sex starved he-goats go begin inbox dem or send dem money. Like I will always say, if most children know the number of men wey don suck their mama breast, dem go prefer akamu instead.
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted atall atall

Lolz 😂
But seriously that disease calls for serious concern

lagostrendboy:
https://eyesoflagos.com/2024/10/11/inec-describes-as-false-and-unproven-the-claims-of-bvas-smuggling-in-edo/

Scammers
Our mumu don do

Triton1996:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/apc-suspends-lokpobiri-lyon-eight-others-in-bayelsa/%3famp

Has it reduce the pump price
Smh

Fineman2:
https://www.gistreel.com/chidimma-adetshina-appointed-as-enugu-state-ambassador/

Okay let's watch till the end
All these chidinmas hmm

Tabithatim:
https://tribuneonlineng.com/enugu-govt-to-introduce-cng-buses-creates-energy-ministry/

Govt using tactics to take our mind from fuel entirely.... Our thing oo
Chai it's well we go survive

klintoski:
https://journalist101.com/2024/09/26/enugu-govt-speaks-tough-on-sex-for-grade-menace-in-tertiary-institutions-says-heads-will-roll/

Please they should start acting my gals r growing 😂

Racoon:
https://dailypost.ng/2024/09/26/cabinet-reshuffle-some-govt-agents-dont-believe-in-tinubu-bwala/

Him wey dey talk believe in the Tinubu

Namaster:
A woman will wear FAKE hair, FAKE eyelashes, PUSH-UP bras, SEVERAL layers of makeup and this FAKE Nyash but still have the AUDACITY to accuse a man of being INSECURE just because he doesn't want her to BESTIES with her ex-BF.

Hilarious!

Lolz 😂
Nigerians are really angry

idahme:
Leaders don't beg others for financial sustenance , think again.

Hahaha mad ooo
E dey very rare to see successful female leaders.

But we still have good female leaders
Simple elections Nigeria in the wider scope would do and everybody is happy but for where.... Agberoism, selfishness, greediness, go kill dem

Gistmedia10:
A Catholic priest has sparked online outrage after a viral video showed him giving an altar boy a heavy knock on the head during a wedding ceremony. The incident occurred as the groom and bride exchanged vows, and the boy was tasked with holding the microphone close to the couple so that the audience could hear them clearly.

However, due to the height difference between the altar boy and the couple, he struggled to keep the microphone steady. Frustrated by the boy's inability to perform the task properly, the priest, in full view of the congregation, delivered a sharp knock to his head. The footage, which surfaced online, immediately drew a wave of reactions from netizens.

Many condemned the priest’s actions, with one user commenting, "Some people just don’t have manners. Must he do that in front of the congregation? Everyone deserves respect regardless." Another added, "This is wrong. The priest allowed his emotions to rule over him. You can correct the boy at the end of the service."


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJPF9TKi-Mo

Priest don tire for the altar boy, maybe he does that a lot