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Islie:
How Libya’s wrong flight to Port Harcourt set tone for rift, maltreatment of Super Eagles




https://dailytrust.com/how-libyas-wrong-flight-to-port-harcourt-set-tone-for-rift-maltreatment-of-super-eagles/

God punish them...
Dem even see free bus
With our fuel wey no even dey at all

Lalami3232:
In Nigeria, everyday na NO BRA DAY for our non-virgins aka boreholes. The most painful part be say, majority of dem no get standing breast. Breast go be like Tinunbu cap and dem go still dey showcase am. Some sex starved he-goats go begin inbox dem or send dem money. Like I will always say, if most children know the number of men wey don suck their mama breast, dem go prefer akamu instead.
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted atall atall

Lolz 😂
But seriously that disease calls for serious concern

lagostrendboy:
https://eyesoflagos.com/2024/10/11/inec-describes-as-false-and-unproven-the-claims-of-bvas-smuggling-in-edo/

Scammers
Our mumu don do

Triton1996:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/apc-suspends-lokpobiri-lyon-eight-others-in-bayelsa/%3famp

Has it reduce the pump price
Smh

Fineman2:
https://www.gistreel.com/chidimma-adetshina-appointed-as-enugu-state-ambassador/

Okay let's watch till the end
All these chidinmas hmm

Tabithatim:
https://tribuneonlineng.com/enugu-govt-to-introduce-cng-buses-creates-energy-ministry/

Govt using tactics to take our mind from fuel entirely.... Our thing oo
Chai it's well we go survive

klintoski:
https://journalist101.com/2024/09/26/enugu-govt-speaks-tough-on-sex-for-grade-menace-in-tertiary-institutions-says-heads-will-roll/

Please they should start acting my gals r growing 😂

Racoon:
https://dailypost.ng/2024/09/26/cabinet-reshuffle-some-govt-agents-dont-believe-in-tinubu-bwala/

Him wey dey talk believe in the Tinubu

Namaster:
A woman will wear FAKE hair, FAKE eyelashes, PUSH-UP bras, SEVERAL layers of makeup and this FAKE Nyash but still have the AUDACITY to accuse a man of being INSECURE just because he doesn't want her to BESTIES with her ex-BF.

Hilarious!

Lolz 😂
Nigerians are really angry

idahme:
Leaders don't beg others for financial sustenance , think again.

Hahaha mad ooo
E dey very rare to see successful female leaders.

But we still have good female leaders
Simple elections Nigeria in the wider scope would do and everybody is happy but for where.... Agberoism, selfishness, greediness, go kill dem

Gistmedia10:
A Catholic priest has sparked online outrage after a viral video showed him giving an altar boy a heavy knock on the head during a wedding ceremony. The incident occurred as the groom and bride exchanged vows, and the boy was tasked with holding the microphone close to the couple so that the audience could hear them clearly.

However, due to the height difference between the altar boy and the couple, he struggled to keep the microphone steady. Frustrated by the boy's inability to perform the task properly, the priest, in full view of the congregation, delivered a sharp knock to his head. The footage, which surfaced online, immediately drew a wave of reactions from netizens.

Many condemned the priest’s actions, with one user commenting, "Some people just don’t have manners. Must he do that in front of the congregation? Everyone deserves respect regardless." Another added, "This is wrong. The priest allowed his emotions to rule over him. You can correct the boy at the end of the service."


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJPF9TKi-Mo

Priest don tire for the altar boy, maybe he does that a lot

elika:
Nigeria Is truly one of the most complex country on the surface of the earth

Complex and perplexed country....

Everyday I wake up to imagine myself in Hong Kong or Hungary

Sibe007:
E Don cast.

You know say our politicians dey behave like Satan....
Satan cannot give you sth for free

Fineman2:
https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2024/9/20/israel-hits-beirut-lebanon-air-strike-hezbollah-fires-rockets

This people just dey act war film for us

Ogbodavies:
Last last ,we all know d outcome of Der test result

Lucky for them the populace they can only deceive are those kids in creche

PlayMaker14:
The husband na another "Erling Haaland" for bedroom.... Deadly striker.


Congratulations Ngozi

Hahaha mad man
She suppose drop hat-trick

Josepholome:
https://www.signalng.com/electionwithoutdeception-trends-on-social-media-as-nigerians-demand-transparent-edo-guber-poll/

Online parliament
Una weldone

DevilsEqual:


We now have a listening President. So he's sure gonna consider and reconsider this

Like i opined last month and has predicted by Economic experts, we've reach the peak of hardship, and from here on, it can only get better for us

NBS stats this morning, showed that the Inflation rate keeps dropping every month. We are almost there

God Bless PBAT

You get masters in mocking person

fergie001:
SOURCE

PREVIOUS THREAD:
https://www.nairaland.com/8097754/congolese-army-foils-coup-attempt#130038907

What's new....
E no dey hard dem to sentence Africans
That's how we dish out justice

DevilsEqual:
Him no get guarantor?

Make dem hol those ones first

It seems many parastatals no know wetin dem dey do again....

DevilsEqual:


I hope say no be from PMS hin go take collect back the money o


Jokes aside, thats cool of him. This will go a long way for most of them

This means, he still has the masses at heart

If truly he has the masses at heart it will reflect in the PMS price...
Alaye Let's watch and see

pheranme9:
seems you don't understand the meaning of budget. EARPOD OF 200K PLUS IS WHAT You are calling budget!
The only budget on this list is ORAIMO

I tire o.
Something wey don replace earring

RealityKings:
Everyone is resigning

Am resigning from Nairaland since Seun has not paid us 😂

nlfpmod:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDVRn4xlkaY?si=STlyi0Ew67jT14fj

I wonder how our captain America go be sef

kestolove95:
Ghana will never want the match played in nigeria, no be small insult dem go collect from us dey rather sponsor Dia opponent to far Europe to play the match than play it here in nigeria

We have a lot of dilapidated stadia na haba..
This nest of champions is too clean for them

Zionmdde:
For God's sake we are tired of all these "will will will"

Just sharrap and do your business and when the product is ready then you let us know

Some people will mistakenly go and buy water now thinking they bought dangote fuel meanwhile the fuel is not yet in the market. After all the Cho Cho Cho Cho Cho for some years now

When will they stop talking and start acting

Morbeta11:
https://gazettengr.com/uae-visa-only-available-to-nigerians-from-45-years-with-n16-million-monthly-closing-bank-balance/

Who do us this thing

fergie001:
SOURCE

Confusion everywhere

Indaboski007:
Please help me I don't know what to do. Is there any problem with me. My girlfriend is seriously complaining

No be heavenly race brother