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That noodles tasted like cobnomy was added to it!

before u spoil me wit ur kissing, make i run

u wrong. . . cos m back!

kola/jamace/cocoalet

indomie!

so na here una come hide?

Peeled Little Oranges Taste Sweet
TASTE

been long I came here

egg

Gangway

Drillstring

I changed location and wanted to try out their BB service to I tried their 'BB Daily'. It dint work for a second but they kept deducting #100 daily for almst a week. All ma efforts to opt out dint work, had to 'drop' the sim cins it kept drinking call credit like it was red wine.

Tappered

Na Etisalat u go ask ooo

Stack

Isn't it tooooo early to be trading insults??

ekwah: I doubt!

Don't doubt it - some parents na Guymen

bunmioguns: frm d way u r commenting, it is as if u r still a newbie. . . . .anyway, she no fit do dt cos am d one dt Deflowered her.

Wat!!?

kilimanjaro: Na wa o. Do u imagine i don't know the meaning of a kindergarten or what? I already knew the meaning of a kindergarten, teenager, adolescent and adult when i was still a foetus!

Foetus, n u knew al dat??
Now wey u be bros - u go be whiz kid! Or isit whiz bros?

Vivly: Firstl, i want to tank d poster for turning me on, secondly, d mod for lettin d poster turn me on, thirdly, seun for appointin a mod dat lets posters turn me on. I tank u all. But d honour goes to my brain for turnin on during dis lecture on how a tooth is being removed by a dentist.

One hellaf a horrny chic

I just hate bad news!!!
My condolence to the families of the deceased.

Comments gave me giglges
Kant remember ever bringing a female friend home to stay with just me(females come along with a male or two) - not that they would crush me cos ma parents prefer seeing the kinda people their children hang out with but I just don't wanna loose d 'Good Boi' status
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If any of ma firends plays ma tape for ma mumsi, she fit get heart attack ooo

Keyseat

swtchicgurl: then accept my fcbk request na

I too urgly to dey your friends list. . . Don't want your oda friends running away.

swtchicgurl: u sound like u have loads of experience! Afterall, y not! Igbo-yoruba boy. Hmmnn. . .

Nneoma, ole nke n'eme? Mon trip fun e ooo

swtchicgurl: so, how much were u paid for d advert?

See me see question ooo. Guess u haven't done the survey to find out how many lives have been blessed by this post.

Reamer

freecocoa: Aww this really touched me,but seriously i didn't understand it well enough.

Btw you didn't have to quote me.,modify osisor.

Okay ma'am

velo10: If i were Hosni, I'd have remained in power or fought to the end like Gaddafi knowing life imprisonment or facing the Hangman's noose would be an inevitable fate if I give in. Now tell me if Assad will relinquish power after hearing this.

When I saw the news, first thing that came to my mind was Syria - e nor go easy for them ooo.

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scopusng: How I wish Nigeria court can do same to IBB, Obasanjo and David Mark. Foolish people God punish una dis morni.

Hehehehe. . . Naija is one hellafa big joke!

swtchicgurl: how much is an etisalat sim again?

Don't know ooo, they dissapointed me at one time. Had to 'rest' the sim

fluid26: who is he? Wat does he know about the universal laws of punny?

Bro, huge differences abound ooo.
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U cannot compare one from d north with Nwanyi Asaba's own

swtchicgurl: *rubbing is bald head and hairy chest and whispers* i knw u do.

*smacks her bum while laffing* hohohohoho!