ItchingPreek:
Lol. That moment after you don chukuchuku finish; bae ask "what are we now" and you gavé that epic and savage reply,......you don turn ex bdat. And for nigga mind ( Ope oo).

Lol. Cuppys been played like any other hoe mehn. Anichebe
my guy, you didnt disappoint

Agbaya ,lol

0luwajuwon:
A Nigerian Lady identified as Gbemi, with the handle: @Gbemsssss has taken to Twitter to narrate her ordeal, with a man she considered her friend, who just wanted to have sex with her.

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See what he sent to her on Whatsapp below, after sending her out;

CC; Lalasticlala

SEE MORE @http://www.connectwarri.com.ng/2017/09/lady-gets-her-male-friend-beaten-up-for.html

hmmmmm, she wake up, enter baff room, wear her pant and bra and every other gadget wey ladies dey wear, enter bus abi uber reax him and u carry d business card take join body, and action time reax u come deny am him right cos am too sure he wud av sent u tfare in the first place, my sis repent

veekid:
So dbanj don marry true true?

No ooo, na pre-wedding wedding he do

Mujaheeeden:
i release you from zoneB spirit now

Ammmmmmmmmmmeeeeeen. Speakking in tongue,Masindlia kkekoski labatarsarkkki zugada

SerialGist:


Guy, i have a job for you. Being first to comment on all threads on nairaland that i know does not fetch you a penny. Why not take my offer and earn a living?

Abeg. Give me d offer cos me want am badly.tanx

Proverb 13v20 He that walketh with wise [men] shall be wise: but a companion of fools shall be destroyed. Look @ how buhari is gradually turning a well read man and a renown lawyer into a dulard,I weep, Wat a shame, so na true say goat wey follow dog waka go chop shit.....

HungerBAD:
Now the Masquerade has appeared.

So Fayose knows what Democracy is?and yet refused to pay his State Teachers?so Fayose knows what Democracy is but made Civil Servants late for work kneel down,raise their hands and close their eyes as of they are in Nursery School?

So Fayose knows about democracy when he made Zenith Bankers kneel down?he must have a thing for making people kneel down.

So far in this Political dispensation,the only threat to democracy has been from PDP and PDP States.

Rivers State/Ekiti State/Abia State.

The good people of Edo should resist the PDP,unless they want to be drawn back to the looting Era.

Get sense for once in ur liife na, haba or is it a crime for u to sound intelligent for once? Wetin dem post Wetin u dey write? Even ur family members will nt be proud of u, using chemistry to answer yoruba question.

Thank God this is coming from u maybe ur broda will lissten or better still say it to him in hausa so he can understand better.

abokibuhari:

click like of you believe this man is sense less or share if he is as dull as buhari. its like he has taken over from the epistle writer called uncle Gbawe

His brain is also on recession

9jii:

Look at this Hater.
Are you saying Mr falose has no any responsibility in Ekiti apart from cutting ponmo?
You are wishing bad on us but God shamed you.

Who was ur English teacher? Just curious

tolugar:
That gun is not an AK47

Na AK49

Sibrah:
The man is speaking rotten grammar.
Is Buhari suppose to initiate Agricultural based Nigeria Got Tallent?
The main goal of this govt is to reverse the corruption trend in the system and it is acheiving that goal well enough. Diversification itself requires funding and we are all aware that the present govt met huge debt and recurrent bill that's backed and sustained constitutionally. If with excess money we couldn't diversify how on earth will it be possible with a debt ladden system? People should know that govts doesn't create jobs but creates enabling environment for job creators.

I prophesy a working brain into ur head cos d one u have seems to be dead.zombism Is a course, abeg graduate quick

This change is not only affecting human being o, even devil self Don dey para cos he no dey eat like b4 again as sacrifices Don reduce for junction. B4 na goat, fowl pple dey use but now na groundnut, 1pure water and N20 garri.. Oracle

veekid:
I guess there's no English version of Arugba

Calabash carrier

doctokwus:
I didnt see anywhere he denied d links,just empty threats of libel suit and a childish statement of his rising profile

Mumu, he's not apc member na dat deny everything, an hero don't need to argue, track record shows it all . Import a working brain

oyinkinola:
...your exellency, osibanjo & ameachi the great leaders of tomorrow!

Seriously? Dis guy is more deluded than buhari, so pple in their 50s re ur own tomorrow leader? U nko? U go be month leader. Ur mumuism is epic. I prophecies a working brain to Ur head.

This world is so beautiful n cruel, is there anytin really worth living for? Is there a better place to be than the under world? Everytin abt dis world has been boring and uninteresting, so y staying in it? So y strugling day and nite? Y do one keep hoping cos hope itself has no more faith and believe. The little experience has been tremendous and exceptional bt d agony and pains are more, hard to survive and easy to fail, the I come to realise truly dat I don't belong here any longer cos this world is not my home, I am just passing bye and if heaven is not my home where else will I be? Angels beckon me from heaven open door and I don't feel @ home in dis world anymore. Goodbye pain, goodbye struggles, transmitting to the peaceful and restful place...shalom!

waleadex:
In my opinion it's too early to call PMB a failure. He seems to mean well for the country and he's got a plan or formula. In about a year to or at the end of his tenure,the score cards are there for us all to mark.

Wonderful, na bcoz u still fit afford MB na, it's eida u don't live in dis country or d zombie syndrome hass finish all d better part of u.my advise pls get a tokunbo brain if d new one is too expensive for now.

All of the

U shud av tried Google search,it's faster. Misin rib kor missing hair ni.

No need to complain oooo, since we paid for dis change, na balance we dey collet. Shame zombies and shame baba

Adeoba10:
See eye like wande coal own....
Ano understand all d grammer sef. The question b say SHE CHOP BANANA or NOT?

She no chop d banana, she swallow am nioooo. Ssee d face ehn na war

GlorifiedTunde:


Then your ignorance is obviously EPIC!!

why didn't you call the militants GEJs boys when they started getting paid for dropping their arms?

How many militants then were killed? Can you do the math of the number of BH that have been killed?

You're really a kid sha!

Bros abeg shut up, d level of ur zombism. Is epic, boko-haram re terrorist, dey av notin dey are fighting for jusst killing pple and d gov is now giving dem stuff cos dey renounce d grp, dem suppose kill dem ni I swear, niger/delta militant Don't kill and dey av reason for dere actions. D earlier u cross carpet to d wailers d better for ur health

Oya na, who no know go knw.... fayose Don dey smile, who kno hear must hear..... buhari Don dey pray ooo eh oooo oooo

Imagine, dis is still d one tagged the clueless one handwork and d mumu enemies inspecting it. I pray for u all dat every enemies trying to condemn and destroy ur achievement will end up supervising them. If amen hit like and if u wan remain d same hit share

Imagine, dis is still d one tagged the clueless one handwork and d mumu enemies inspecting it. I pray for u all dat every enemies trying to condemn and destroy ur achievement will end up supervising them. If amen hit like and if u wan remain d same hit share

Haba! Is dat suppose to be a question? Why compare denzel Washington wit emeka ike ,gej look fit and sharp, bubu cloth b like broda dash me and he no gree slimfit am.

Haba Bro fayose, are u not a Christian? shebi u re aware bubu just fix his ear and he's still recovering , he knows ur words mit damage it again cos na bomb u dey speak so no too blame am na precaution he dey take and moreover u no be hausa na, buhanorth only listen to pple from dat side.

We know even tho d zombies fail to accept it publicly dey re aware of it too, how do u expect baba gworo and a formal herdsmen member to create a good economy policies? When he no even pass tru ordinary economics class. Na so so gworo and to pursue cow up and down e sabi . Zombies food Don ready

No wonder she stop talking, am too sure fayose knws Wat he's saying. To prove him rong let her just visit any American airport.she does not need to visit d town ooooo just d airport is enof. I know how zombies will take dis, and am too sure dey all have transformer in dere comunity, goan hug it

No wonder she stop talking, am too sure fayose knws Wat he's saying. To prove rong let her just visit any American airport.she does not need to visit d town just d airport is enof. I know how zombies will take dis, and am too sure dey all have transformer in dere comunity, goan hug it

DelGardo:


Whatever. Your hero is gone and he is never coming back.

You are not aware that government revenue is impacted heavily by the disruptions in the oil sector therefore 2016 budget assumptions cannot hold today.
States cannot pay salaries, yet you are not able to see the root cause.
By the way shouting zombie upandan is really a cool way to pass your point across.

I dint even boda to read cos I no Wat d response of a typical zombie will be how much more dere amiable presido kwantinue in ur office and be diligent, who knows u mit bcom d world zombie president. Lol