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Jackal

dont u just feel ashamed of urself for beefing celebs    

last I knew of u, u spent 6 months in jail for fraud, whilst claiming to be off to Hong Kong for some project, GUILTY OR NOT ?    

dEBOSKY

aw u dey jare ? no mind dis yeye scummie wey dem dey call Jackal, hin think say na moinmoin to dey power BRF sef don collect ur email from me, yarn say hin wan know u, remember the Who wins Lagos polls debate thingy we did ?

PERSONNEL or not . . . do us this favour and take a pix of ur bloodied sef just once . . . .U NEVER LIVE UP TO UR PLEDGES

where is Hucarson ?

see Jackal calling someone a Arrow JESUS IS LORD !!!

how dare u call BRF a tout ? u should be castrated for that !

I can swear Pasuma speaks better english than u do for all I care and who barred him from entering UK, na beans ?

all we know is JOHNNY EVANS IS A BLOODY RAPIST !

Folahann

how old are u really ?

bukola88

I just dont get ur drift . . .what exactly is ur point

u sound like IBB must even have been responsible for Seun closing down NL

Queen Elizabeth aka Eugenia Abu

welcome back from your well deserved rest . . . sorry that your boifriend Lamps with his hunchback could not save your pathetic lot from defeat on sunday now u come yapping Jackal is fresher reh reh reh  . . . . at least Gamine is taking good care of him whilst u keep deluding yourself of getting to lay him  what a shame 

are u denying that u lost the NAFDAC certification o your chesticles on grounds of your chesticles having sagged beyond redemption, hence causing production of expired milk ?     

My uncle cousin is not responsible for ur Lagos girlfriend's travails when she was caught exposing her chesticles around Allen junction so dont sweat it !  

whats ur beef with Fash sef ?   d guy steal ur biscuit abi hin order say make dem close down ur street ?    does Ibori and Fashola look or sound alike    ask the average Lagosian and they will tell u of how much they have come to adore the man called BRF . . . am working on making him decamp from the Manure camp   so sad he got entangled with the DEVILS IN RED    

Pasuma is a refined musician and if anyone says he is his/her fave musician how does that make u have wet dreams ?    

Gunners belong to a powerful cult  . . .  CULT OF WINNERS, geddit ?  

thats unlike ur players getting themselves embroiled all over in sex scandals, rape incidences, et al . .haba !

Jackal:
@ Chuckdee4,

Tevez and Eduardo?
I will let their MARKET VALUE/ACHIEVEMENTS determine who the bollockz is . . . .

@ Loyika,

I don't even know what to do to y'all GAYNNERS.
Damn . . . . .You wankers just love taking the piss.
Anyways, the title chase is still very much alive.
Tottenham under Poyet/Ramos seems to have found their mojo.

@ MC Omo,

1) You wont let me have a breather because u are having a PASUMA party adjacent ma street. . . .

2) Lest i forget, i cannot make the trip to Lagos again for various reasons.
First all, i heard EPL fans in Lagos is close to CULTISM. . . . .I cannot let miscreants(GAYNNERS) whup me with JUJU for wearing a Man Utd shirt.


3) Besides that, i am yet to change ma DSTV to HiTV . . . .How the phuck am i going to watch 8 Prem games in Lagos?

4) Le Chacal will be having a 4 week vacation in Dubai . . . .Heard its nice down there so i am so sorry i will be breaking your Homo heart.

responses

in the spirit of sallah, I will be mild on u

1) Pasuma having a party in ur hood shows how classless ur hood is or u want me to spill d beans

2) i heard EPL fans in Lagos is close to CULTISM - Jackal, what exactly are u trying to say ? try and compose urself better next time when typing, uh ?
b) I heard Manure fans use juju even when fans of clubs play yearly, what a shame

3)u who told u that u have to change from DSTV to whatever to watch 8 games, whetever happened to keeping DSTV and HITV ? are u always this clueless ?

4) vacation in Dubai ? yeah rite ! u mean to say Somalia

3)

Loyika

no mind me jare . . . I was hoping to catch Chacal around his area as INTEL sources had it that he was supposed to be in gidi this weekend  . . .my seeing him would definitely be to taunt his a$$ silly    

like u said, taking Chacoal seriously would mean that person himself is in dream land . . .imagine each and every time he comes casting aspersions on every list AW brings up no wonder I-man calls himself Mr Objective, at least he sounds more realistic atimes  

_{u go dey that area for 26th ?}  

Jackal:
@ Loyika,

Is that your list?
God-dangit, Blackburn Rovers should have u for dinner UNLESS they decide to roll out their Under-20s as well.
Meanwhile, Why didn't Eduardo play in the London derby at the Emirates?
This was the same player u and debosky rated more than Van Basten when he joined Arsenal . . . . .
Lets face it . . . .Eduardo is a waste of dough . . . . .u can sell him for Chrisantus in Janury.

each and every time u just keep showing ur ignorance, spewing balderdash like its running out of fashion . . . . where is the pix of ur wrinkled, bloodied self stark naked on Oxford street now ?

why do u guys like giving Jackal the attention he craves 

leave him be jare . . .why do u think he is so Arsenal-crazy ? he is obviously gone deranged after being made to watch his 2nd team Chelski chop shit at the Emirates 

Razorr's chesticles were confirmed NAFDAC-less and hence she expired out of circulation, but her hubby just had to come defending her/them other chavs with all the venom left in his armoury . . .  what a miserable life   

little wonder the next person he is picking on is Eduardo . . . . JACKAL still can't fathom THE FACT THAT THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE -THE THREE COCKROACHES WILL BE ABSENT FROM EURO 2008 . . . WHAT A SHAME !!!     

_{el chacal, am having a party right adjacent to your house here in ******** arent u supposed to be back in Lag, abi them don confiscate your kpali ?}   

we won again and Jackal must be feeling bad that Coventry did them in too early     what a mendacious hound dog suffereing from endometriosis    

Arsenal through to the Semis; all other haters keep hating and criticizing, waiting for the great fall . . . .yet we make bold to say[b] KO JO RARA[/b]

Diarra has a way of proving himself in the midfield in the absence of the real commandoes, and I don't particularly like when fans talk so harshly about a player that says his mind . . . haba !   at least every adult has a right to his way of life without inhibition ? also right to use his mouth as he so chooses  

I wonder why the likes of Pirlo are left out, whilst listing[b] DIVINOS AND DIVESSIS [/b] in the top 3 in the world

Ronaldo was aight in the league against teams like Sunderland and Derby but not against Chelsea and Arsenal bu then . . . . the guy is a diver, showboatter, cheat, winker, call girls' patron and all the f@ckevers

Messi no doubt is better, but he too is a cheat, and even at that I feel the rave reviews he gets is cos of the fact that he plays alongside Dinho dwarfing him most times in the process

that said, FIFA officials sometimes come across as being very foolish . . . . what did Henry do season-long to merit a place in the top 50 like Hennesy said ?

Debo. . . .

wait small, make Jackal read wetin u write there o

sir ? ? ?

WHERE DEM DEY ?

3 points . . . .still on top, what more is there to say ?

like I said, if we have at least 3 of the 4 returnees back then we will win the game, so what do we have here ? THE SAD THING IS JM WASNT THE ONE IN CHARGE

Gallas has done it again, and for real the first 11 has shown just why Arsenal remains top right into the very last days of 2007, something rabble-rousers like Jackal and I-man thunk impossible , they prayed hard for the fall, typed hard, cursed hard, did all the f@ckever but still they have forgotten THEIR MUCH AWAITED MATCHDAY 10 MIGHT NEVER COME FOR THEM

yeye mancs wanking over a small boy that must be in the club by now doing all the f@ckevers with ém cheap lays

but truly Anderson, Vida, Evra and Hargo were impressive. . . .Rio was just way too nervous for a player that experienced, the guy no dey lay off Igbo-shacking even for a day ?

like I had rightly said Liverpool will most likely lose to the mouth-making mancs but surely they outplayed Manure but shey na that one we go chop ?

Torres was sh@t and I make bold to say, he has gone missing in the big games in the EPL this season, so why all the noise ? same against Arsenal, he was sh@t, too f@ckingly quiet it becomes annoying especially as Rafa seems to have built his team around him, allowing Benayoun to rove more behind him to supply him, reducing more of Gerrard's free role impartation that probably would have ensured at least a draw

all said and dusted, Manure deserved to win . . . .lesson learnt for the scousers, take ur chance to score, and stop being bloody nervous to score, which was what affected them right from the blast of the whistle

RAFA SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT . . . .

oh . . . I get it, lucky u !

let me log out and go to church jare, I will have to go and cast and bind the castables and bindables just that our boys wont slip up

God is an Arsenal fan !

folahann:
Breaking News: Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger is loading bullets into his riffle this morning in preparation on the war at Emirates against Avram Grant. It was reported that the fat-faced Chelsea war front-man is full of fear because he lost his way while going to the battle ground (Emirates). On getting the battle ground he was amazed by what he saw because he hasn't seen such a battle ground before; Avram Grant disclosed this by himself.
Meanwhile, Arsene Wenger's broken riffles have been repaired and ready for powerful shootings, the riffles have also been loaded will lots of bullets. If I can get the names of guns right, i think they are Fab4, Hle13,Fla16 and RVP11.Ros7 and Ade25 have also been available, we don't use AK47 here. If you know your mama still needs you don't near the battle ground.

"lol"

wishful thinking from u all . . .

I swear if Chelsea wins this game, I will permanently retire my KITAUN and MC OMO ids from Nairaland !

I have never been this confident, hoolala !

the best u guys can get from the game is a draw and that will only happen, if Allan Wiley collects Russian-colored egunje

must u argue over everything ?

next u will be asking why he gave birth to Jonathan in the 1st place

losing 3-5 doesnt make Blackburn entirely useless, that might just fire them up against us

@Nateevs

am sure I dont have to remind u that Chelski fans make up the largest composition of fairweather fans worldwide . . . . the name itself na helele, make sure say u no dey too high on paraga today o

Lordi

when would u stop taking NL yabs too serious

come to think of it . . . sunday is ur most active posting days, u no dey go church ?

u dont have to believe it . . .u have to accept it, though its d bitter truth

brimstone and fire ? . . . .where ? here ? yeah rite !

u dont get it do u ? . . .few months ago, club-specific threads werent as hot as match-specific threads like Arsenal Vs Manure, Liverfool vs Chavski, etc . .so pray tell where would the fire and brimstone come from ? from muppets talking thru their anuses

when I say chelski fans are the weakest . . .it means only a few of them can spell their names right !

@Akolawole

have u ever volunteered to come pay me a visit a Alausa ?  

maybe I could even introduce u to Prince AAA, commisioner for sports   but just make sure u dont request for amala and gbegiri when u come     na atori we go give u, all FIDIFI members  

@Folahann

if this is what u call Vibrant, then am sorry u dont have a clue dude !

we oldies just come here these days for the fun of it, out of boredom or whatever, not that we find it anymore interesting than it used to be . . .gone are the days when u have a thread alive for 23 hours a day, when u wake up and on getting up u wake up to almost 10 pages unread overnight  

those days u will have seen chaps arguing back and forth brilliantly, spewing harsh words albeit jokingly, and yes THOSE WERE THE DAYS !  

@NATEEVS

what fire and brimstone are u yapping about ? Chelski fans here on Nland have been the weakest either in arguments or staying power, explains why ur thread is sometimes found on the 3rd page    

there is nothing vibrant about NL sports section and its threads no more

some 15 months ago u needed to have seen for urself what Vibrancy in sports was all about . . .gone are the days !

where is Bolaoni ? . . . this silly guy created one of d hottest Arsenal vs Manure threads

Nuggard ?

Spikelord ?

Bagoma ?

Niterider ?

Teeroy ?

Grizzly ?

Gunner ?

Under-18 ?

Chxta ?

c0dec ?

J-baby ?

Amodu ?

my ways ! NL sports don suffer !

manu4laif

u sound familiar ? spot on dawg !!!

TYPICAL MANCS AND THEIR MOUTHMAKING FEATS

if na by mouth, them dey take play am , dem suppose don declare una EPL champions taytay . . . bloody schmucks !

look at it whichever way . . . . Chelsea wont win that game if Hleb and Fab4 would be playing, like I say I care very little about Flam playing, but I know for shizzle RVP would be playing, especially as he had a good outing against Steau

Drogba and Essien not playing sure means they are left almost spineless, but then again our boys have a way of not capitalizing on things like that to their favour, I just pray for one they do 2moro . . . .

am really not going to be surprised if Manure defeats Liverfool, they just have a way of getting that lucky goal, but definitely LIVERPOOL WILL OUTPLAY THEM FORGET THE FACT THAT THE HOLY TRINITY . . .THE GAZZAS, WAZZAS, TEVEZZAS, RONALZZAS AND THE WHATEVER-ZZAS WILL BE PARADED . . . THEY WILL SURE TURN OUT CLUELESS , but then by current form and by the fact that one day the Monkey will go to the market and not return I MAKE BOLD TO SAY ARSENAL AND LIVERPOOL WILL NOT LOSE 2MORO

once in a lifetime experience

na Champions league final ?

@Akola

sad that u choose to go on ur sabbatical as from Sunday . . . . what a pre-emptive move anyways, its all good we will not taunt u guys that much considering the fact that u already have adopted a defeatist approach ,or what explains ur siggy ?

@All

truth be said, JM has taken the shine off the[b] EPL[/b], I IMAGINE WHAT THE PRESS WOULD HAVE MADE OF THESE ENCOUNTERS THAT HAVE BEEN DUBBED GRAND SLAM SUNDAY . . .ALMOST MAKING IT LOOK LIKE THE PLAYERS ARE HEADED FOR SOME BOXING RING