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Welcome back....but you seems to be adding weight too.lol

WIZGUY69:
I was there.
it was such a memorable event.

Yes you are very correct

MadCow1:
You think say Kidnappers dey sell Tomatoes wey you dey price like that?

Are you a Kidnapper? lolz

Irikuri

#250k heels for those thin legs?

what will ur children suck?as flat as "Complete Sport Newspaper"...

She just waisted her life throwey......dis Sniper sef eeeh...

Apoti better pass am.lol

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Thanks Op,i learnt alot from your experience n advise.

legundarybeans:
Hello NL's i really don't know where to post this. but i think the mods should be able to help me with the right location.

This happened to me yesterday 23/05/2016........Ok i happen to have a samsung s4 phone which i planned to swap because of the following issues, bluetooth nd wifi not working, charging port works but instead of charging the phone would be discharging,cos of this, i have to use a desktop to charge, also its boils like hell!, faulty touchpad, little bit cracked screen, all the air gestures are not working, and extremely faulty to the core, with all this problems, my plan was not to spend a dime on the phone again cos have spent quite alot on trial and error engineers(abt 15k) cn u imagine? ....having heard of all what computer villa guys do to people i set out yesterday, to be on a safer side i had it in mind that when i get there i would try and locate a 'jolly just come' in CV that does swap (judging by face sha)with a mind set that i was gonna "chop hin eye" with a phone swap. of course,i was not planning to tell them all the problems it had,(having it in mind that they won't discover all no matter what)......(me sef won form smart)......of course i smart na!...... not knowing that its my own eye tha'ts gonna be 'chopped'. on getting to CV, as usual i met those guys at the entrance, after checking out the one i wanted transact business with.i told him what i wanted, I.E a samsung s5 which i was planning to swap with my s4.

After checking the phone normally, He only noticed like half of the problems.... (maybe cos of the mischief he himself was up to)....he confirmed that he did not have an s5 and that even if i get i would have to part away with alot of money b4 i can aquire it cos of the condition of my phone..... well i did't have much on me so i thought of opting for something lesser.........seeing this, he then brought out a BBZ10, along the line i got interested, tho the phone looked ok.it had some deep shit within which i didn't easily locate wen checkin, maybe its cos of the condition of my phone i didn't check well sha,i don't really know.Though i wanted to take the phone to an engineer to check if there was anything wrong with it, i forgot, maybe this was because of what i had up on my sleeves or his juju was more powerful.....i dont really know....after arguing and debating we agreed to make the swap with "my almost dead s4",balancing him with some money. thinking av outsmarted in my way i hopped off happily........

On putting my "mtn" sim in the phone in another shop where i do get battries i noticed the phone was bringing out "glo" network..... ah mogbe! that was only the beginning....as there was still more to come, extending my check, i opened the back of the phone to check what was wrong, as i did that, about 3 bolts fell out.... yeeeh! aH! na so i won dey cry......giving the phone to another person to check it out, i was told that av been sold a total scrap! omo wetin i fit do? nothing o! cos me sef i know the phone i bin give the guy too sef na problem phone....but i checked this phone nw, i didnt notice anything, he even had a missed call b4 i collected it..... so how come e dey see alien network?.....na who i go aski o?....... the thing wey pain me pass na the raba wey i give ham,,, i wont mention the amount at all cos e still dey pain me........... chai! my hard earned savings!.....
Well my main aim of this post is to tell the public to be VERY careful of this guys in CV, most especially those that don't know about their antiques....tho av bin hearing of their pranks, i believed i would never be a victim of it..... please take extra caution whenever you are in CV, anytime you have to go there you can go with som1 experienced and dont ever do any business with those roadside boys... none of them are to be trusted!.....its better you save up and buy a good cheap phone than having yourself duped.......if you have any experience to share pls do so that people can get more insights on being extremely careful in CV.

Op,u shuld av gone straight to Samsung office naaa abi dey dnt swap phones lyk Techno ni?Sorry oo but u shot urself in d leg.Very funny post shah.

Richmond or Richbond alllllll na GNLD.

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You bera mk sure u sell it today if not,you will both share the same bed....see as e stand lyk say na crocodile b Nigerians problem,mk dem cm buy am sharperly so d problms cn b solved..

See as she do hand like Laba-laba...

U nd chair dey do konor-konor.....ona be twins?abi material finish for market?@ last pix......just askin though...

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Op,thats too low naa....haba!!

@Op,they are even managing der sms space to it wont xtend to 2 pages.....Obviously they are hungry.

Despite all she still look retched



Her chest eeeehn...hmmmmm



Op,dont u av Generator to charge ni?lol
Everyday for d woman,one day for the owners of d children....heartless fellow,i dont tink u gav birth to any.Shio!

vanvick247:
The risk we guys take all in d name of 30mins enjoyment(skin2skin). Common #50 condom and we for no hear this kind story wen Burna dey deny so.

Dont mind dem,na d Konji carry dem gooooooooo like Ogogoroooooooo.

Dem even gt light...

Where is Ibinabo oooo....der president.

All na shit cz uv useless ur life.you knew Burna boy needs to revisit d Rehab nd u still wen on to open ur legs for im abi?Dnt worry naaaa,u sef go visit rehab too since u cnt think straight.Mumu

Linda abeg adjust ur wig b4 e fall dem mosquitoes begin escape frm der...

AnakinSkywalker:
Una go get belle for artists and celebrities, come dey ask dem to come take responsibility. Why you no dey responsible or put the power of responsibility into your own hands? When does personal responsibility come into play? When do we start making sure to take responsible decisions against other people's irresponsibilities that we know may affect us negatively? So you wan get belle before ni?

So if him get HIV you too Don get am abi? OK. Continue o. Your eye go soon see your ear. Anyway born first then after DNA test Una go discuss.


As for you Burna Boy abi na Candle wick man if I slap you, your cheek go catch fire. You dey straff without CD abi? So if to say she get HIV you Don get am too? OK o.

You had better use your head instead of your dick...yeah rhyme with that in one of your songs.

Government deregulate fuel Una sef deregulate pregnancy. Mumu dem.

YOU ARE BOTH FANTASTICALLY MUMUISH AND CORRUPT!

guy, you are FANTASTICALLY vexing oooo.Bhut d gurl to useless shah.

Fool....when u wer doin it,u din knw hes an irresponsible person?Or u were waiting to b told huh?Olosho....u'll end up being a baby mama dats 4sure.

Good

He wasn't looking at her jooor...he was looking beyond and inbetween d man n d woman...