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Your footwear was taken too??

Those robbers must be mechanics oooo. Or spare parts dealers

lioha:
You are highly welcome. Sama us your edd/sex. Here are your team mate.

Team February for supernatural delivery

01 Mcperry ................EDD 2/2/18
02 Rhukkie .................EDD 3/2/18 XX
03 Completey ............EDD 5/2/18
04 Glossom ...............EDD 8/2/18
05 Mzkolawole ..........EDD 13/2/18
06 Kweenkong ...........EDD 14/2/18
07 Angel2424 ............EDD 17/2/18
08 Lioha .....................EDD 18/2/18
09 Nancyij ..................EDD 18/2/18 XY
10 mummyjayson ......EDD 18/2/18
11 stormie ..................EDD 19/2/18
12 Booqee ..................EDD 27/2/18 XX
13 Bloomingbud ........EDD 28/2/18 XX, XY
14 rollykotex ..............EDD ?
15 Anak123 ...............EDD ?
16 SULPHUROXIDE ...EDD?
17 eazee......................EDD?

Team Blue.
EDD still remains same for now, will update if need be.

Thanks dearie.

Nimi22:
B.S
From the week I became 37wks I was already tired of being pregnant so I was determined to try all natural means if getting induced. I ate pineapples but I had that feelings it won't work for me cos I ate it earlier in pregnancy and nothing happened, I did different work outs, I walked till my legs could no longer carry me but they only gave me irregular cramps. On Sunday 22nd someone brought zoo to church and I used longer throat to collect one and drink. Monday morning dh begged me to kpekus and I reluctantly accepted not because I wanted to do it but cos I know it brings labour faster. Immediately after dh saw blood and told me to check myself when I did I saw I was bleeding and I complained here. Some minutes later contractions started coming regularly that was around 8 am I sha managed myself and cleaned my house, washed my toilet and did several other things. Around 11 I could not bear it again when I thought that was the real deal, I called dh to come home from work and we went to the hospital. When I was checked they said I was just 2 cm so I should go and come back later. I went home cooked, managed to eat but couldn't sleep. By 6pm I was seeing stars already that I started beating dh then he angrily took his car keys and said he was going back to the office I thought it was a joke until 10mins later I didn't see him come back I and my sis started begging him to come. I got to the hospital past 7 I was checked and I was 6cm for my mind I thought this will soon be over then the real pain came, I was just shouting and praying, the 2 women beside me delivered and I kept wondering when it will be my turn around 10 I was given oxytocin and chai I saw heaven that was when I started pushing on my the own, I didn't care if I was fully dilated or not at every contraction I pushed later a nurse /story for another day/ just came to me and told me it's time to push I didn't even realise when I was cut or maybe I tore sef but at exactly 11:42pm on 23rd Oct I pushed my baby out weighing 3.7kg, I was told he's swallowed meconium already but God took control.
I want to thank Agbanilagbatan who took the delivery himself. God be praised. When my mum and mil saw him they said the hospital scale is incorrect that he weighs more than that but thank God we all doing fine. The boy can suck for Africa and sleeps all afternoon so vigilante is the newest job In town but I ain't complaining.

cappo pweetiebabe B.S submitted. See u all again 2020.

Congratulations sis, thank God for you, your baby n hubby.
The God that did it for you will surely do it for us when it's our turn.Amen.

Pweetiebabe:
BS! BS!! BS!!!

I TTC for almost 3years, 3 trying years but the lord decided to smile on me Feb 16th 2017, a month to my 31st birthday I tested positive, the early stage of my pregnancy was abit eventful from spotting @ 6weeks to MS dat tured me to vegetables.My 2nd trimester and 3rd was smooth expect for little challenges that I know comes with pregnancy.

EDD according to LMP was 23rd but 25th according to dating scan, 23rd and 25th came and go without show and I was a bit worried so on 26th which was my ANC doc asked me to go use castor oil and come back for inducement on Monday if nothing happens, I shared my castor oil experience here and it wasn't funny @ all. So yesterday ard 10pm we got to d hospital and I was admitted immediately, @ 12:12pm misclear was inserted and 15minutes later contraction started but mild and manageable dat d matron was even saying I wasn't contracting, ard 6pm d contractions was something else coming immediately after d oda and by den I Don forget d gentle girl habit screaming and shouting hubby ran out of d ward and was peeping form d window, chai dat bed iron and d cupboard beside me suffer d nurses even nickname me where is d lord God of Elijah appear by fire by 7:20 or so d nurse gave me and injection and I suspected it was oxytocin immediately I started shouting I no want o and she said it wasn't oxytocin but mention d name and I no it ended with cin and I kept screaming everything na cin o, immediately after d injection I started feeling d heaviness between my legs, d nurses came and I said its time to go into d delivery room I couldn't stand God bless my nurse she helped me up begging me to wear my slippers but I refused, tie wrapper dat men were outside I kept telling her na man do me like dis o, I sha managed tie wrapper and enter d delivery room, even while standing d baby Don dey push me and d nurse dey tell not to push, I climbed bed and my water was burst, my baby came out after d 2nd push but with cut from d nurse, I guess he was a bit stressed cos he kept pooing immediately he came out, he weigh 3.1kg, I refused to be stitch until I was given injection and am I mother to a wonder baby boy dat I can see d traces already he's going to like food.


Abeg mamas ignore my blunders

A big congratulations to you and your family.

I pray for a safe virginal delivery to us all waiting for due date to come and we shall All carry our bundle(s) of joy IJN.Amen.

MrMicholo:
Hey, This is the first time I'm seeking help here.. so you guys should help me please..
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I and my cousin are actually having the hots for each other... Whenever we meet, we kiss, handle, smooch and everything..
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We both go naked buh whenever i'm about to enter... She just stops, as if on reflex.... She becomes shaky and scared, thinking that what we're doing is an abomination...
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She just asked me on Whatsapp if what we are doing is an abomination... I don't know what to answer her sef... biko, you guys should help me..
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I really wanna have that girl...

Op, it's obvious you need someone to tell you it's not an abomination right?
So you can continue.
Me am telling you to continue oo, when nemesis catches up with ona, your eyes go open.
As if babes done finish for outside.

Them no born Nigeria we'll make them pass consumers....

For where?

Iniovo meh mavor Jeri?

Ode me yi Edirinverere.

Owa kobiruwoh.

Oghene mudigbawanre neje.(Ise)

I hope I tried?
Even though I speak Lagos Urhobo.

kingdoncome:
May her gentle soul rest in peace

So it's a dead body that posted this painful and pathetic incident on her Instagram?
Nawa for some people shah.

Sense fall on you there oo.

lioha:
Welcome teamie enjoy your stay

Team February for supernatural brith come and welcome our new memeber

01 Mcperry ................EDD 2/2/18
02 Rhukkie .................EDD 3/2/18 XX
03 Completey ............EDD 5/2/18
04 Glossom ..............EDD 8/2/18
05 Mzkolawole ..........EDD 13/2/18
06 Kweenkong ...........EDD 14/2/18
07 Angel2424 ............EDD 17/2/18
08 Lioha .....................EDD 18/2/18
09 Nancyij ..................EDD 18/2/18 XY
10 Laura23 .................EDD 22/2/18
11 Booqee ..................EDD 27/2/18
12 Bloomingbud ........EDD 28/2/18 XX, XY
13 Demiiii ...................EDD ?
14 rollykotex ..............EDD ?
15 Anak123d ...............EDD ?
16 Laura23 ................EDD ?

Well-done Completey,
How are we all doing? It's not easy but with God on our side we will surely make it through IJN Amen.

Prettyhurts:
Team February 2018 first roll call. Please next roll call will be sept/Oct by then we'll have visible bumps and also know our LO's sex. Please if your EDD is missing or your name, notify me or Lioha.

1 Rhukkie
2 Bloomingbud ***EDD(LMP) 28/02/018
3 Booqee *****EDD(LMP) 27/02/018
4 Lioha
5 Prettyhurts ****EDD(LMP) 15/02/018
6 Demiiii
7 Rollykotex
8 Anak123
9 Mzkolawole **EDD(LMP) 13/02/018
10 Bomgirl *** EDD(LMP) 1/02/018
11 Kweenkong ***EDD(LMP) 14/02/018
12 McPerry
13 Nancyij
#TeamMonthOfLove #teamFebforsupernaturaldelivery #teamnoloss

Thanks prettyhurts.....My EDD is Feb 2nd 2018.
May we all have great testimonies to share IJN.Amen.

lioha:
Welcome teamie You seriously need folic acid asap to avoid stories that touches the heart.

Alright...I will.thanks dear.

I feel so good to be here, most especially knowing my other team February as am 8 weeks preggy.not started Antenatal,no folic acid yet too.... Waiting until I register for antenatal then I seek for doc's advice.i can still remember before I got preggy, I took folic acid for 2months and my period was super heavy with clot then I stopped and finally conceived.I pray the good Lord see us all through this journey IJN.Amen.

Same will happen.
#FACT#

The lower part of the cloth(design) looks like its content.

Na today yansh don dey back

shiioooooh

AbakalikiPress:
Omo see Bleaching

The way women dey take style bleach these days ehn... dem go dey lighten body then say .... "oh, I'm only toning"

lol toning is what again?

Abi na your eyes bleach

hotgates:
Foool

where are you originally from?tell us about your village

E pepper am oooo

hmmm thats good, so happy for you both....
biko make ona no fight all those kind fight THEM dey fight dis days oo.lol

local people.

Na Ibadan im fans dey na.....

The packaging is finer than its contents.[code][/code]FACT

Even the fence fine pass them...ooh goh

My boo and i are team Excellent....

Me i no see any camel toe oo, na goat toe i dey see

see legs like 'Less than and Greater than' sign....

Hmmmmm at his age

Ode

ewwww... feel like throwing up.

26TH OF MARCH AND TODAY IS 17TH....

see Noses...

See gutter, river Niger and River Benue.lol

so na to dey cry for interview na im dey reign na ba?

even job seekers will start crying at interviews.lolzzz