₦airaland Forum

Valueinvestor:
3k final div

Thanks very plenty.
Happy Sunday Everyone.

Ibkay32:
The eldest child of the blind couple who have been
married for 40 years is 33 year.
how come?..someone is 33years and is married for 40years??

Simple English/Arithmetic bros.
They are celebrating 40yrs of marriage, their eldest son is 33 yrs.

cornwall:
Jumia Snubs Nigeria Stock Exchange

With all the money they are making? Naija is supposed to snub them too, bunch of ingr****.

veecovee:
I have no time to report people

Valueinvestor:
Thanks for the addition sir, I think, nem and aiico are just the major ones left out, others like linkage, mbenefit, lasaco must chop fine (o ti di baraku)

Is it that their results were not posted here?
I remembered that of custodian only.
I need to check if regal is giving any div.

phemmie06:
Show me your marking guide I swear if I no go get 100%. Or make we bet with 3000 unit of nestle

Bet ko, bet9ja ni.

Elvis778:
The stats is very very wrong, 90k women annually only in abortion?? Common, dey lied.

Is the figure much or not up to?

owolabi5:
LET'S CHANGE THIS THREAD TO: ¤¤¤ LOVE ZONE ¤¤¤

They have arrived.
Be reading your stock comments for one side make we dey one side too. You never even read half of the posts on stocks self.
Okay let me deputize for my Economics tisha. Answer these kwesions:
1. What did godlylifeoneart says about owning a house? 15mrks
2. What is the Key point in Oga Oracle's lecture if you want to keep your name in the registrar's book at all times? 15Mrks
3. What is Capitulation? 70Marks ...Na my luff's subject be that

You must get at least 85% and above before you could convice us that you are actually following the thread.

ndidigood:
abi o,but the guy thin

Lol. Men are stronger. Dont be surprise he can carry the lady......but see as he balance for her hand self, yeye man.

No insurance result yet.
Come to think of it, is it that they prefer to pay fines on top the small gains they made or what?

Michael11stock:
Ndidi sweet let us show them our love see Mcy don hook up with snipper Abi na Scipio lol

Lol.

ndidigood:
we noo kill person 4 here,we are one big happy family.

Na so.
That bride carrying groom was funny to me, it should be the other way round na.

phemmie06:
Who go do the work of Aaron for my Moses now?

Lol. Na your groom wey speak English for in-law's house go interprete am.

EmmySparky:
madam I have watched this video before its not a market like the blogger said but they were having sex

Wow! That's very bad then.
The person that covered such act must be sic.k upstairs too.

phemmie06:
The wedding ceremony address is 192.168.255.255
Reception address 105.112.45.165
Google Chrome is the event hall name

Lol.

tritritri:
Mrcy u and Gon Free css1 fit una self ooh.. .... c as ur baby hold dat tin wit his hand kai men...
@GonFreecss1 R u here for stockpick abi for mrcy .. e remain mende & ndidigood ..

Oga 333, Wetin you look reach that side na. I think say na Saint full this thread o. Chai!

GonFreecss1:
Hehehehehehe. I am exact like that. It's like I have OCD. Everything must be pristine and perfect, or else my mind will not be at rest.

That's good to hearing but may you not have OCD IJN.

ndidigood:
lukatdem

Haba aunty Ndi. Una no go kee person for here.

tritritri:
na wa ooh..So u dont knw pastor alph lukau who resurrected Elliot waves 1,2,3, which later died of recent.

Okay o. I tot u don nickname somebody here as Alfa lukau ni.
* In my post quoted, it's not animal I wanted to type o, na my autocorrect dey drag words with me on phone.

tritritri:
Who dem wan even ask Elliot waves ? Me or Mrcy/loco or alfa lukau

This oga self. Who be Alfa Lukau again? Abi na Loco?

mendes911:
I was only saying that forum members don't refer to Elliott Wave's anymore. Some members used to quote wave 1 to wave 4 up and down. Been long I heard from them. LOL.

You can start it na. We actually needed those wave direction now self.

maslong:
please ma, is Academy Press saleable now?

Its always saleable if there are buyers.
I don't know why it doesn't get patronage while its mate in same industry, Learn Africa is doing fine.

aremso:
verycorrect, sentiment stuff.

just like GTB/ZENITH and UBA/FBN

There's favourable sentiment towards fbn. They declared 10k last year. It was just like dash to the investors cos it gained it back immediately if I remembered very well.
Its on a class of its own just like GTB.

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deepsuk:
They said I should share money wit dem before they go release.
I never collect for 3 yrs now Afriprud bastads while first bank want more

The two registrars you mentioned are among the good ones.
Are you trying to go through someone? You dont need to do that. Just go to their office like I earlier said and let those on the counter (or whatever they are called) attend to you.
Before you go, download the form, fill it and take it to your bank for endorsement first.

deepsuk:
i need to start collecting my own dividend sef....the tin is crossing 120 million already first registrar and afriprud... those afriprud ppl are bastads children my 70 million dat dey b holding because i no get akant wit uba pls is dat a requirement
make i start completing dis e mandate tins now now
the wahala b dat i dont receive even after submiting...the first registrar may b i need to give their oga what he really wants before they go releas ma divs

My dear police and billionaire friend, what does their oga want?
You dont need to have account with UBA before they can process your dividends na.
Just print anf fill the e-dividend forms, since you're in Lagos, try and take it to each registrar's office. Get there before resumption time so you can be among the first set to be attended to
OR
Submit the form to your bank. The bank will verify your account and send it on your behalf.
Chai! This my friend is LARGE!

DeRuggedProf:
My portfolio is looking very messy, with several 5units, 10 units, 50 units, 100 units etc etc.
At times I see dividends of N13.28, N29.02 etc and laugh...

Now this is the part I dislike most. I hate to see my portfolio, email inbox or what have you looking messy.
I requested for my cscs statement and saw Academy Press there, I was very surprised cos I cant see it in my portfolio, could have been a bonus issue, I sold it off almost immediately.

Charelsz:
is that how women pee?

Those market women pee like that sometimes.

Bloggers and lies! Does that man look like someone having fun? Think it was photoshop cos the woman was just urinating.

World gradually going back to where it evolves from.
Soon many will start roaming the street unclad. Many are mad but few are roaming.

DeRuggedProf:
There was a registrar that had to call me and appeal to me that I should use a plain paper and write a letter with my bank details, duly signed, instructing them to pay me, then place my form of Identification on it, with an extra passport for picture clarity, then SNAP it and send to them. They paid me that same day. We completed the remaining formal processing later They were too frustrated and didn't need my extra heat!!!
They usually started the day with my calls/emails and closed the day with same. I have many lines (its not illegal)...
The last of my victims was Flourmills registrars....

This part got me lmao. Prof Prof. Dem hear am with big big grammar.