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Simran94: . someone said a minimum of 15. as for me, I will do 20

15, 20...chai that's much o
so when do u intend to do it? I want to do everytin today(jamb result, jamb letter, waec result print out)
The card u bought is the same u used to check jamb result before right? I mean E-bundle card

Pls who has an idea of the number of passports we are going to need?

Congrats to those that have been admitted, 2nd list out at last!

Medunah: Av a frnd who didnot pay d accptnce fee b4 d deadline, any hope?

I doubt it

hzamani: what's the purpose of this receipt plz

evidence of payment

Teenzy: .When i paid at d bank i was given a receipt...i guess i wont need 2 reprint right?

yes, it's for those that didn't get the reciept

Dhellake: http://portal.unaab.edu.ng/receipt/index.php

the link is active now, guys make una go print una reciept now now b4 I open my eyes!

Dhellake: http://portal.unaab.edu.ng/receipt/index.php

thanks, though the link no go for my operamini

Dhellake: Anyone here who has successfully generated his/her receipt??

link?

Mress: Hey frnds,i need a roomate (female),contact; 08109857783,dats my whatsapp num so we can have a better chat

ok u said female...sorry

peluscoten: K
YOU WILL NEVA BELIEVE WHAT
HAPPENED 2
ME EALIER TODAY. I STILL CAN'T GET
OVER
IT. I WENT 2 D SUPER MARKET 2 PICK
SOMETIN 2 EAT AND AS I WAS WALKING
DOWN D ISLE, I NOTICED DIS MAN
STARING
AT ME. I LOOKED AT HIM AND KEPT
WALKING
TO D FRONT COUNTER 2 PICK BOTTLED
WATER AND GALA. AS I PICKED DEM
AND
TURNED TO FIND D SAME MAN RIGHT
IN
FRONT OF ME! I TRIED 2 SHOW HIM SOME
LOVE, SO I SMILED AND SAID
"HI"THEN I WENT
ON TO GET A CAN COKE.CAN U
BELIEVE THE
SAME MAN FOLLOWED ME? I WAS GETTING A
LITTLE NERVOUS AND MAD COS HE
WAS
FOLLOWING ME WITHOUT SAYING
ANYTING.
BUT I TRIED TO STAYFRIENDLY" I JUST SAID
"HI" HE FINALLYRESPONDED AND
SAID, "I AM
SORRY 4 STARING BUT U LOOK JUST
LIKE MY
YOUNGEST SON...WE JUST BURIED HIM 2WKS
AGO. I FELT STUPID 4 GETING
MAD AS I
EXPRESSED MY SYMPATHY TO HIM. HE
SAID
HE WAS FINE AS HE KNOWS DAT HIS
SON IS WITH D LORD. THEN HE ASKED ME TO
DO HIM A FAVOUR. I SAID "IF I
CAN".
HE SAID HE WAS A BIT SAD DAT HIS
SON NEVA SAID GOODBYE 2 HIM B4
PASSING ON. HE ASKED ME TO GET IN
LINE BEHIND HIM & AS HE LEFT D STORE, I
SHOULD SAY "GOODBYE DAD". SO DAT
HE
COULD HAVE SOME SENSE OF CLOSURE.
THOUGH HIS REQUEST WAS WEIRD, I
HOWEVER AGREED 2 GRANT IT. SO AS HE
COLLECTED HIS BAGS FROM D CASHER
AND
WALKED AWAY, I SAID "BYE DAD". HE
TURND
AND SAID "BYE BABY BOY". WHEN THE
CASHIER CALCULATED MY STUFF, SHE
SAID
THE TOTAL WAS N6750!!!. I SAID
WHAT!!...CAN
U TELL ME HOW A BOTTLE OF N70 WATER,
N5O GALA AND N100 CAN COKE
EQUALS
N6750?. SHE SAID "YOUR DAD SAID U
ARE
PAYING 4 HIS TOO"....MY DAD?, I SHOUTED.
DAT MAN IS NOT MY FATHER OOO!!!".
I
QUICKLY RUSHED OUT JUST IN TIME
TO SEE
THE MAN APPROACHING THE PARKING LOT. I
RAN AFTER HIM AND WAS
SCREAMING..."EX
CUSE ME, EXCUSE ME!!!". HE STARTED
RUNNING 4 HIS CAR AS HE SAW ME
COMING. I CAUGHT UP WITH HIM JUST B4 HE
WAS ABLE 2 CLOSE D DOOR. I KEPT ON
PULLING
AND
PULLING HIS LEGS!!! JUST LIKE AM
PULLING YOURS NOW!!! YOU TOO LIKE GIST,
SEE
AS YOU
JUST DEY SERIOUS DEY READ THE STORY!!!!

I sensed something silly so I scrolled down quickly...and there it was lol #ActedFromExperience

2nd to comment yesss!!!
Try harder and you might be the first one day! Haters say whatever

Mchardex: hmmm...2 days to go...is it just me or is dis week slow

Just u

Champion01: Ok, tanx. Hope dey wont collect money sha

Hold 1k with u

Nebeuwa: African Americans also referred to as Black American is a term used to describe citizens of the United States who have total or significant partial ancestry from any of the native populations of Sub-Saharan Africa.

It depends on where their ancestors come from in Africa...I guess

space booked

haha

lol

hmm

Simran94: . On campus o

ok o

Champion01: At court right? I av d original birth certificate with me o. Affidavit still needed?

yes court, I also have my original birth certificate with me. Just have the two with u

Dhellake: Guy, have you gone for the waec certificate you said you were going to collect?

nope, i'll go dis week sha. do u tink they'll collect money?

Champion01: Help needed urgently pls, d date of birth(year precisely) on my funaab provisional offer of admission doesn't correspond with my date of birth on jamb original result, although d one on d funaab pro offer of adm corresponds with my original date of birth. What can i do pls or wat'll happen during d screening pls?

I think u'll have to do Affidavit cos I have a lil issue similar to dat and i've done my own Affidavit sn case of screening

drizzy009: what's the fee title on your receipt

na teller dey my hand, Admission Acceptance, smart ID card and ICT training fee...bro all this things dey d print out na

anybody wey dey Ib fit share me games? I don tire to dey see nice games wey I no fit get(mb too large)
twice I tried getting vice city but to no avail

drizzy009: stop the joke abeg how can I pay the fee

I also thought u were joking, how won't u know how to pay? Just walk into any bank listed in the print out(or just go to Gtb) and pay in 45200

drizzy009: How can I pay acceptance fee

its too late

Simran94: . It is just 1 million naira only and 50 people in a room.

lol...till I finish my 4-year course, the addition of all my hostel rent can't be up to that sef.
Are u staying in the hostel too or off campus tinz?

I think i'll just take the hostel jare, hw much is it and how many ppl in a room?

priscaoge: I use to think that u are one of the responsible guys here,now I know I was wrong. Stop been shallow minded kid.

nawa for some ppl sha(esp girls) someone with that name and u "thought" he was responsible? Well u thought wrong m0oron!

Deycalmefocus: once u can get. Ur way to poly ibadan once uget. Dir justtel d bike man dat uar goin to waec. Office.. Deywil drop u dir.. U wil go dir wit two passport u cn go wit ur photocard or if u cnremeber. Sme info on ur own/ exam.. Cos u wil fill a form and wait.. Dey wil be calling u batch but batch..

thanks so much,na Ib u dey?

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