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Crap!! Absolute crap! Is Lauryn Hill a rapper? What is Kendrick lamer doing there? Obviously the kid who composed this list started listening to music not to long ago.

FortifiedCity:

Charlie boy go and sit down. See your head like bicycle seat

Attack the message not the messenger. #Freethesheeple

AuroraB:
Won ti get eleyi

What does that mean? At least try insulting me with a language i understand. Don't be a coward.

Realali:
My little sister just called me now that my elder sister husband just adused her that she beat her so much and damage all her body with belt.. Right now am no in Nigeria. Please can anyone help me with the number of the people helping woman in abused marriage.. The painful part there is that my sister having a 2 month old baby please anyone should help me with the number of the adused lawyer or anyone that can help us out please. And please don't mind my English oo

Call her to park out of the house, let them sort themselves out before she could go back or seek for divorce.
But again has she told you the reason behind such beating? . You only post her side of the story. With the way women are killing their husband this time.
She might have tried stabbing him in his sleep and God saved him he evade the attack and descended on her. He have every right to defend himself.

Beautiful dresses. That's all I love about em.

They have so much energy to waste Tell them to farm, they won't.

Fareedadey:
I put on a fake smile for the world

But honestly

Since my mother died

I don’t even see the point in being alive anymore

My mother is dead, my brother disabled, I am ugly and poor, all my plans have failed, I have no job or education

This is not how I planned for my life to be when I was younger
My life is a mess

Why should I continue living please

Everyday I’m reminded of what I have lost
Either God isn’t real or he hates me.

This is not trial or turbuliation... trial and turbiliaiton is the sickness, not actual death - death is a destroyed life, permanant

Don't kill ya self. You can start self_learning computer programming and building applications for Google play store. If you're very dedicated, you can start seeing financial gains within a few years there's a lot of money in it. Companies can employ you too once you show them your work.

Pastor and money! Nothing new. Next...

EMPEROR48:
My fellow nairalanders please i really need a good advice on my actions, my wife saved a male so called soccerer with a female name, she left her phone to be with her sister at the hospital that was how i discovered a number calling her line saved with aunty grace, on pickin the call i discoverd it was a male voice, then he was asking after my wives sister health because my wife called him to tell him that her sister was rushed to the hospital this morning, and what really struck me most was that my wife deleted all conversations btw them before leavin the house for the clinic, if not that the said man was calling to find out how her sister was fairin i wudnt know who aunty grace his. Now i am alone and so angry, i planed givin my wife a hot slap when she returns please advice me ...

The damage has been done, send her parking to go live with auntie Grace aka sorcerer, that's her real husband not you. She will never going to love you the way she loves Mr. Sorcerer. The evidence is all there for you to see, you have successfully married a cheat of a wife. Is either you kick her out and have a peaceful stress free life or stay with her and die an untimely death
Again to save yourself from future heart attack, go do a DNA test on all your children they might actually belong to the sorcerer's.

Pastor Nollywood, when will the debate ready?

Her hair looks fake and detachable.

“The moment after I warned them and left, it [the noise] became even worse. Maybe I annoyed them so they rather increased the volume and I had no other option but to report them to the police,” Mr Osei Mensah stated.

Mr. Osei you did the right thing and very commendable. Someone can confused a church congregation to a disco theatre this days.
They keep disturbing the whole neighbourhood and dare not to speak or complain, because they will quickly tagged you as a devil agent trying to disrupt their party.
The question is did Jesus christ use all these amplifiers during sermon? And disco dance?

While European/Asian women are busy working independently and making a living for themselves, most Nigerian women in this 21st century are still crying out for handouts from their male friends.
They have become full time liability with nothing to contribute in a relationship except popping out children to tie you down and eventually you become their full time source of livelihood.
The most painful situation is that most of em are graduate. But they only graduate from high institution to become baby mama and slay queen's.
May God help the Nigerian man. (the most endangered species in the world)

She's Very lucky she ain't dead... This is what you get for killing innocent babies. Heartless murderer.

Just 2.8 bill. Very cheap car... Not impressed.

Am I missing something That guy in the picture is a police traffic warder doing his job. He's not doing it for free, he is being paid for. That's what they enjoy doing for a living.
So @.Nonnyflex Why should we thank him? Has he achieved anything extraordinary or what? Besides, there're hundreds of em scattered across the nation doing their job deligently, should we now go about thanking all of em?
This thread is unnecessary...

where's her loyalty to her husband? Even on the wedding day when she should have been off duty, she still has no time for her husband!
I feel sorry for the husband already. He should divorce her before things gets worse.
Is this kinda nurses that bang their male patients in the hospital...
It is a known fact.

It looks adorable, He shouldn't have killed it. We gonna kill everything in this country. The problem is there's nothing put in place to conserve the wildlife. It is a continuous killing process, until this beautiful animals goes extinct.
I wonder what the hunters would be hunting by then..

This is not makeup, This is deception.
Men are no longer safe with this.
Something has to be done.

Grandma needs romance too.

Misplaced priority. They should be mandated to learn common communication with simple English first, most of these army personnel cannot comprehend common English. The only language they understand is FIRE . That's how they go about shooting at innocent civilians.
May God help us.

I really loved ladies with short hair, there's something special about them I would not only leave my Phone with her, i would've gave her My Atm with the password on it. It is all yours lady.

It was
said that the girlfriend of one of the soldiers
had a disagreement with Lukman’s younger
brother, Shaheed.

These soldiers should be be dismissed, so they can become the official bodyguards of their girlfriend. Total Idiots.

The most underrated artist on the continent right now. Leaving Gworld wide records was his best decision ever.. This would put him in the world stage in no time.

What is the price range for weight reduction surgery and mammectomy in Nigeria? Anybody with the idea of the price should help..

Eyahh... Where her Xenophobic brothers na?
One of them should marry her already, so they can keep producing Xenophobic children.. That's how they roll.

Explorers:
Before releasing it back into the wild , however, rescuers were shocked to see the python slowly regurgitating what turned out to be a large Asia water monitor, or varanus salvator.

That's what a civilized person would do. Animals should have the right to live just as we humans.

daviesmania:
guyyy! shey na for cinema you dey live?

Is there anything wrong watching movies

SHEAU:
How many years u use watch all these films?
Na film you come watch for this life?

Those are just the few I could remember, come and see my PC, over 200 gigabytes of movies and still counting..
If you have free time, watching movies shouldn't be a problem.

Mediapace:
Don't tell me you watched all those shits up there

I have watched em ol,

world television day? Never heard of it! Anyway, these are some of my favorite movies in no particular order...

Adventure
Arabian nights
Stardust
The count of monte cristo
The hobbit Trilogy...

Animation
Grave of the fireflies
Tangled
Beauty and the beast
Castle in the sky
Lady and the tramp
Lion king
The book of life
The incredible
Wall-E

Biography /drama
Catch me if you can
Straight out of Compton
Good fellas
Black mass
Rush
The intouchables


Romance /comedy
She's funny that way
Breakfast at Tiffany
Silver lining playbook
Hitch
How to be single
Last holiday

Action /Thriller
The matrix
The raid redemption
Silence of the lambs
Fast five
The dark knight
Captain America (the winter soldier)
Terminator 2 (judgment day)
The predator

Crime, Drama, Horror, mystery
Million dollar baby
Brimstone
I am legend
Let me in
Misery.1990
X
American history x
Dancer in the dark
Thirst
Handmaid tale
Girl next door (2007)
Leon the professional
The Decent
The sixth sense
Pan's labyrinth
Mr. Church
Big eyes
A bronx tale
The departed
Case 39
The orphan
Blue velvet
....

Over hype /movies
Mulholland Drive
No country for old Men (very stupid ending)
Star Wars..