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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Mecka: 8:45pm On Nov 16, 2022
nnennachiji:
Fish shaped pancakes for my son
rubbish
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Recruitment Of Bank Operations Officers by Mecka: 8:29pm On Nov 16, 2022
Cutehector:
sent
he goat
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Mecka: 8:14pm On Nov 16, 2022
andrewbaba44:


Because Manuel neuer is better

Ter stegen is too good to be a second GK ,but it is what it is .

Maybe neuer can finally retire from international football after this World Cup
if na me, i will do like klinsman in 2006. Make ter stegen my first choice
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Mecka: 4:54pm On Nov 16, 2022
Ballzproblem2:
don't know the foot he is using,but 165 goals in 169 appearance (for youth team) is impressive to me
he can't play till 2024 when he turns 18
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Mecka: 4:46pm On Nov 16, 2022
Ballzproblem2:
there's a reason youngsters top choice is Chelsea ,look at the amount of graduates we have produced, both the ones that are still playing in Chelsea and the ones that are not ,in Chelsea academy your success rate is automatically 50% anything else is up to you.
omeruo?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Mecka: 4:41pm On Nov 16, 2022
Ballzproblem2:
wink endrick learning English? I wonder why cool, tommorow some idiot will be like, boehly wants Chelsea to fail
i hear he has a deft left foot
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Mecka: 4:38pm On Nov 16, 2022
andrewbaba44:


Off course no be my money grin
why does ter stegen play second fiddle to neuer in the national team?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Mecka: 11:56am On Nov 16, 2022
Mikechinos:

That's fake news bro. Nobody in Portugal squad fit get issues with CR7 even Bruno no fit even the coach they fear Ronaldo. He's that big
will he start?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Mecka: 10:53am On Nov 16, 2022
The bruhaha in man u has entered portugal. Now everybody is beefing ronaldo. Dalot, cancelo and bruno is not happy with ronaldo. And they are favs in their group
Health / Re: My Dick Use To Disgrace Me by Mecka: 9:37pm On Nov 15, 2022
KingCassy:
This is anxiety big time… just stop giving it too much thought… if you have very active sex life, don’t have sex for like 2 weeks…sexual desire will drive the anxiety far away when next you meet a girl for s&x…
have you suck pussy b4
Health / Re: My Dick Use To Disgrace Me by Mecka: 9:28pm On Nov 15, 2022
SuperBlack:


This same thing happened to me on Friday, a girl I have targeting and spending for,

Finally visits my house, time for work Reach

My Ediotu was standing oO, as I come pull the Girl Cloths finish

My brother, De thing no agree stand Again oO,

I wan die, as the Girl come go,
The stupid thing come stand.
whats your dick size
Health / Re: My Dick Use To Disgrace Me by Mecka: 9:24pm On Nov 15, 2022
jessylaurel:


It's a message from God. Go to the seminary and become a priest.
you are very daft
Health / Re: My Dick Use To Disgrace Me by Mecka: 9:23pm On Nov 15, 2022
otukpoyam:
Stop sugar immediately. Don't consume sugar for anything.

Stop alcohol, if you drink. Cut it out totally.

Reduce carbohydrates, especially if you are not a labourer, or do any job that requires heavy lifting. Drastically reduce rice, bread, spaghetti, macaroni, junk food, donuts, pizza etc.

Cut off soft drinks immediately. Cut it off.

Add more proteins to your meals. Increase the eggs, meat, fish that you consume.

Do some exercise at least 4 times weekly. You don't need to jogg . Go for long walks, and sometimes brisk walks. Also do some resistance training, life weights etc.

Drastically reduce porn and masturbation. Slowly reduce it and cut it out totally in less than 2 weeks.



DO THIS RELIGIOUSLY FOR 2 MONTHS. YOU WILL TESTIFY. THIS GOES FOR YOU OR ANYBODY WITH PREMATURE EJACULATION
i eat rice alot
Health / Re: My Dick Use To Disgrace Me by Mecka: 9:15pm On Nov 15, 2022
cooooooks:
Is it a paid girl or a girl you share mutual attraction with?

Sometimes, you just need to relax, spend time without thinking about s3x, and it will come.

From what I understand, with a new person, junior will stand at attention after a shy first day.


whats your dick size?
Romance / Re: Groom Cancels Wedding, Demands For Refund After Discovering Bride Has 2 Kids by Mecka: 9:00am On Nov 15, 2022
AfonjaConehead:
I tell really sad for that lady..this is double sorrow..she should've told the guy from the onset..
There are men who love kids and wouldn't mind marrying a woman with kids..if I come across a woman I love and discover she got kids,then I too got kids.
dunce!
Romance / Re: Groom Cancels Wedding, Demands For Refund After Discovering Bride Has 2 Kids by Mecka: 8:55am On Nov 15, 2022
Naijaisshitho:
Another thread to show how Nigerian men are useless. This can never happen in a saner clime like USA or Canada. Just because a woman didn't tell you she has kids From previous marriage, you decided to cut it off? For someone who's living in Nigeria, is he supposed to have a choice? This thread reeks of nonsense
you are sick
Romance / Re: Groom Cancels Wedding, Demands For Refund After Discovering Bride Has 2 Kids by Mecka: 8:53am On Nov 15, 2022
skj1377:
Yes because they have lost their crown. That's why I pity born again guys and no sex before marriage gang.
are you a child of god
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Mecka: 4:00pm On Nov 14, 2022
abduleez1:


Good enough to smash but not my kind of body type. A little too skinny. lipsrsealed
That reminds me. Between american english and british english which do you prefer in film?
Health / Re: My Dick Use To Disgrace Me by Mecka: 2:49pm On Nov 14, 2022
harmargedon:
anxiety, tte the fastest way a Freund of mine treated his was using Viagra just the first time and then he cured himself of anxiety.
but they say viagra is for boosting performance not for forming erection
Health / Re: My Dick Use To Disgrace Me by Mecka: 2:46pm On Nov 14, 2022
Jessypearl:
I have a cure for you,reply this comment if you are interested.
can we fùck
Health / Re: My Dick Use To Disgrace Me by Mecka: 2:44pm On Nov 14, 2022
Ertugrul:
All these yeye talk about porn and masturbation, so if u dy with ur partner and she constantly give u handjob , is that not still masturbation? Una go just dy talk bs, anything done in excess is bad, OP's case has nothing to do with porn and masturbation, meet a professional to help u out
you like blöwjob?
Health / Re: My Dick Use To Disgrace Me by Mecka: 2:43pm On Nov 14, 2022
xolomonstrides:
The main issue is anxiety and this may be as a result of porn which gives you a false standard of sexual performance. A soon as you begin to wonder if you will be able to perform like what you watch, them anxiety sets in. What you need is a patient and stable sexual partner. As you stick to her and she patiently accept your inadequacy your confidence would begin to grow and results would be better.

Also if you are married, stay away from condoms for now as trying to wear a condom could be a distraction that could increase anxiety. Another distraction could be a when you are trying to slot in... So asking your partner to apply a lubricant would make slide-in easy. You can begin to change things as your condition improves. If you don't get the desired results, see a DOCTOR.. please not chemist.
does your dick point 45 degrees
Health / Re: My Dick Use To Disgrace Me by Mecka: 2:40pm On Nov 14, 2022
Kingsean:



chai. no joy in your stick. your brain has been affected. the brain is responsible for the erection so your brain has been reconfigured by something you are doing. I suspect masturbation and porn. stop now before you enter marriage and get disgraced. it's not a medicine thing, it's the brain. let your girl play with your joystick and focus your mind on her. stop playing back porn in your head and delete all the images of pornstars in your head. most of those pornstars are always on drugs and those body features you see aren't natural.
does size matter
Health / Re: My Dick Use To Disgrace Me by Mecka: 2:37pm On Nov 14, 2022
BigCowHornn:


If you have a no sex relationship with her what's there to enjoy? Where will she be getting the sex?

Quit masturbation and that vage. Artificial erections are damaging on the long run.

Eat a lot of what melon before going to war.
It works like vaga. Goggle it.

Bananas too but I suspect blood group has a lot to do with this particular fruit cos while it works for some it doesn't for others.
In my case it gives me full erection straight up and it stays for quiet some time.
If i eat a bunch of bananas over a day i can have hot sex up to 5 times in as many hours and still want more by night. I go tire but the thing go still stand.
does your dick face north when hard?
Romance / Re: Groom Cancels Wedding, Demands For Refund After Discovering Bride Has 2 Kids by Mecka: 11:32am On Nov 14, 2022
highchief1:
ma so my friend when Dey firm guy man take Dey fork person wife the lady wife Dey abroad she has 2 kids my guy say the lady never told him I was like me I will know na.Toto when pikin don pass no fit be like the one Nthg don pass.it’s just like a brad new Kia car and tokunbor used American car.no matter how d tokunbor clean it can never be like tear rubber.i feel na over excitement of puci Dey make guys no observe.
me too. If woman don born, i no dey like fùckam and i neva marry.

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Romance / Re: Groom Cancels Wedding, Demands For Refund After Discovering Bride Has 2 Kids by Mecka: 11:28am On Nov 14, 2022
GoooodHardDick:


Observe her body, walking movement, breasts, loose stomach, especially around her hips and also how wide her pussy is.

Only SIMP men bangs a hoe without knowing she already has a child.
a girl that walks tiredly as if no stamina. Is she a suspect?
Romance / Re: Groom Cancels Wedding, Demands For Refund After Discovering Bride Has 2 Kids by Mecka: 11:23am On Nov 14, 2022
highchief1:
how una no Dey take know?if I pull woman pant,if she don born na once I take Dey know.
you don fùck woman way do CS b4?
Romance / Re: Groom Cancels Wedding, Demands For Refund After Discovering Bride Has 2 Kids by Mecka: 11:21am On Nov 14, 2022
Supremos:
Bro honestly some of them don't have loose stomach and sagging breast, I have fallen victim before, didn't know she has a boy and a girl. Chai God save us.
did you fùck her

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