₦airaland Forum

HBD MADAM !

Welcome on board and who are you supporting ?

optional1:
mediapace am here!

It's on FP

optional1:
semid4lyfe honeric01 is Euro 2016 not allowed on this section I didnt see any thread based on the France vs Romania match.

Ok. Thanks

Aminat508:
nope, I am a biologist.

Any link to watch the match ?

mukina2:
love is big

Chinekeme!
Btw did you studied it?
And can my broz study it? He is an average student though

Aminat508:
Very very

Bro which schl did you graduated from cos i heard geology no be wazo .
My broz wan study am

Cutehector:
nope... but geologists are hot cakes in nigeria

Are you a geologists?

Cutehector:
guy oya go and study geology and mining na.. Listen to advice dey won't..

Aminat is that Geology in Uniosun that tough?

Aminat508:
Why u dey spoil our school nah.. ...

Yes NL Moderators are there already

Iamsynord:
NTA

Nairaland Moderators especially lalasticlala when he refuses to move snakeless topics to frontpage on time

Geisha

7.Nairaland moderators : Yikes! It remain small make i forget our moderators,oga lalasticlala dominique mynd44 i hail oo,na ban and FP Dey cause trouble btw Nlanders and mods,some even went to the extent of editing photos to bash them.
Irritating words like :
Lalasticlala Father of snakes & boobs
Linda ikeji Seun's babymama
Mynd44 close my thread and your hand go hang

Mediapace wroted it

Gøod day Mr chairman,co-debaters. C'mon am on NL Not podium.

Nigerians are hilarious,they crack jokes out of every situation whether good/bad.
The ways Nigerians bash people ehn,only God can save us,they don't even care if they get arrested.

These are the list of top 7 organisations/bodies that recieve insults and curses most from Nigerians :

1.NEPA : It is of no news again that nepa comes first on my list,we can all testify to that. Even though they change the name to IBEDC,NA NEPA PEOPLE THEY CALL THEM .
Due to irregular power supply supplied to all homes,companies e.t.c. That is why they recieve numerous bashing And hardly will you see any home without electricity. If Nepa bring light na problem,if them no bring am too wahala.

If Nepa supply electricity to a community for 23hrs59minutes taking it off for a minute,Nigerians go be like :
Abi Oloriburuku ni awon NEPA Yi ni,eefe jeri{E No wan better for nepa]

If them bring light too : Nepa latekan,werey niyin o{Nepa since you are mad oo]
Hardly will there be any second nepa don't recieve insults in this country

2.Politicians : Due to failure of politicians to keep their campaign promises,na to reign insult on them be the next thing Nigerians can think of.
GOVERNOR AREGBESOLA CAN TESTIFY TO THIS
Some even gave them nicknames sef e.g.

Tinubu - Jagaban
Lai mohammed-Lie mohammed Gov.
Aregbesola - Baba Hafusalary
Note : No be me talk am oo

During election,Nigerians be like :
Ah Buhari will be the best president Nigeria ever had

After Election : Ewa wo were timo dibo fun[Come see the mad man i voted for]
3.Players : Our Surebet addicts can testify to this.
If you wan know whether your BF Dey curse or not,go and meet him when last round for Fifa Word cup qualification is on.
Come see Nigerians :
Mikel you ought to be washing corpse not playing football
See enyeama head like that of a bitch
If thing wan spoil well well,make player loose p.k. For die-minute like Gyan did 2010 world cup quarter final against uruguay

4.Telecommunication Networks :
Chai this ought to be 1st on my list but those included above too can't be pulled back,customer care agents can testify to this,those guys are really trying.
Mtn-Empty Hen <Notorious Network>
Glo rule your world- Glo rule your word
The main reason is that those two don't open their service for hackers&cheaters and not like airtel

5.Police officers : *clear throat* ,Olopa i hail oo,Most people have been embarrassed by police officers before,they will knock you out with one offence or the other and if dem born you well make the mistake of arguing with them,they will seize your car for days.
Danfo drivers can tell you more.
Drivers are like :
Wo bose se ikun benbe bi ti ......
Funniest thing is mos of us can't bash them for their face

6.Celebrities : E.g. Actors,comedian,rapper e.t.c.
Any slight mistake na hell most especially when misunderstanding occurs among them,hope you remember how Nigerians react to donjazzy&Olamide Saga,that is the best moment for bashers

How are you ma

juhan:
lol good morning sir

Is that how they greet in PH

Good morning though

juhan:
mediapace what is it?

Like seriously Lanicky i never knew you had a diary,was about to ask why you didn't create one sef

btw nice d.pics

It Young Damian the wicked poster
Eyin omo Naira [NAIRA] Eyin omo Naira [NAIRA]
Mo gbo information[mation]
Ninu blogy [blog]
Ninu [sigtee]
Won wizyy fa suush [iro o]
Wizzy fa suush [iro o]
Ta lo n fa suush [wizzy] Ta lo n fa suush [wizzy] Ta lo n fa suush [wizzy]


Seriously our celebrities are going kwacy

Hmmm,short of words.
Ramadan is here

Mark angel wan dub na,he like am wella

Mrs Onila i hail OO ,Queen of all trolls

Chai . Omokomo ooni fi ile wa sebugbe oo

Juhan where are you?
www.nairaland.com/attachments/3819115_superthumb_jpeg33c966f42da52a7c442de002248274c2

Chai that car don turn Dam,the rate at which rain dey fall this year ehn,if no be say God don talk say he'll not destroy earth with water again.

I would have packed myself go Mecury

END TIME RAIN ON END TIME PLANET

No be past 12 you left nairaland :-( why e no go short

dollyjoy:
Mynight was splendid and short. Too short for my liking

Morning to you too,how was your night ?

dollyjoy:
lol.


Goodmorning

Lols. Young shall grow Nice one brainnewsng

Who is she Is she a stripper/female bouncer?

Pour cold water on her,wake up gurl,
after 7 already
https://i.guim.co.uk/img/static/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2014/8/18/1408379586015/Micket-Rourke-with-ice-bu-011.jpg

dollyjoy:
Jesu Christiiiiiiii!! That guy hand sha lmaooooooooooo.



Thanks boo,i can now sleep


nighty night

Everyone already noticed,he only comment on business matters

dollyjoy:
So you noticed too? Lol

Not only you dolling,that guy na bot ai swear.

24/7 online

dollyjoy:
Importexpert are you a robot? Have been seeing you on almost every thread yet no single comment from u.


abeg no ban me ooo