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Your jamb score?

rheether:
English c5.
Maths c5.
Biology f9.
CRK D7.
Geography A.
Government A1.
Lit in eng F9.
ibgo Abesent.
Commerce c5.
What course should this candidate go for? Political sci or geography?

the NDA is an institution where selected young able-bodied men and women are groomed into well educated, courageous, virile and erudite subalterns to become future army officers.

juhan:
whats nigeria defence academy?

When Police tells you to go and seek for redress in court of Love

But wait oo na that girl wey dey snap person ought to be posted online,her own attire sef bad pass that woman

I vexed :- [ and btw Nigerian defence academy no dey blow nau,them dey safe

juhan:
sorry no vex

I vexed :- [

juhan:
sorry no vex

Your NL Wifey,she can't date a bot,she is meant for human like me

NevetsIbot:
ehwoooh!!!! Did you mention juhan My nairaland wifey. It is done! You're done... She's done!... Juhan... Oya. Waka here

Many innocent souls are dying this year while those meant to be dying are still living looting our money,God is watching you all in 3D


Freemanan : Gone so soon
Ali mohammed : RIPP
Stephen keshi : Gone so early
Jide kosoko's wife : Rip

Rip to the deceased, We love you but God loves you most

NO EVIL SHALL BEFALL ANY NAIRALANDER THIS CENTURY IN JESUS NAME

What are you saying and who is that boy ?
This is mediapace not hector,you wan make i slap you

juhan:
help me ask that boy o

Have we met this week at all?

Yuneehk:
What's ltns

Everything,rep 1800 generation

First african they'll ever sign for my eyes

Mumu club with Mumu coach with Mumu c.e.o.

Ah lmao

Nice one mc,Laveda juhan sinaj Myfantasies and twaci are guilty of this

I even remembered the time when Laveda said this :
Mediapace: Hello pretty, you have a nice figure.
Laveda: I know

Is that what i want to hear,all i want to hear is thanks and i've accepted your proposal

sinaj too
Mediapace : Sinaj i wan date you!!
Sinaj : Is that how you deceive your small
girlfriends?

Who is that small gf? Na myfantasies/juhan

That third pics,those girls be like Suarez oo
See how 32 dey show

9. Yikes! They dislike our Red Oil! : Returnees believe we cook most of our meals with red oil (Palm oil). I met Cheng in China Town, Ojota and he expressed how he felt about eating food made with red oil. He said, “even though it was dreadful for me the first time I ate Egusi soup made with palm oil, I will never forget the delicious taste and aroma; now I eat Naija soups like a Nigerian”. If you haven’t tasted soups or moi moi made with palm oil, cooked beans made with palm oil, you are seriously missing. These meals are utterly delicious but it's a pity our returnees don't take it!
https://www.travelstart.com.ng/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/RED-OIL.png.

10.They can't do any house chores again :
Even Oyinbo dey fetch water sef,NO EXCUSE BRO
www.nairaland.com/attachments/3688536_oyinbo001_jpeg168cd61d1831546625d328dab0e9d2e7

Lalasticlala stop playing with berlyn's heart,she's even a virgin

Comman do the needful before hector snatch her away

Btw berlyn start snapping pics that shows cleavages,he will change

Berlyn:
yea i know, coz m still a virgin anyway

Mrs Lalas.ticlala we aren't talking of Lalasticlala here , Na virgin talk

Berlyn:

Optional1 Twaci Laveda , you know say you hate virgins oya come answer

Ltns bae

Yuneehk:
Feranchek4mua1@gmail.com

Chai Ramadan starts tommorow,my boos will become slim .
What 'll happen to Omotayor and aminat now,i can't watch them fasting but i gat no option,Allah's commandment.

Ramadan Mubarak to all my muslim friends,boos,boss,enemies e.t.c.
Keep yourself healthy,may Allah grant you mercy to see it through!!
Cc :
Aminat508
omotayor123
Agarawu23 and all other muslims in the house

Blogger need shares and likes

Daminaj1:
Like for the Yobo's Share for the Enyeama's

Georgeous family :
These are news we want to see on FP,Those guys tried their best for eagles.
THEY DID ALL THEY COULD

Who all those cythia morgan,oluloyo don help

Ehn Ehn God saved you,tosyne would have summoned his men

vizkiz:
Na the school whey I graduate from now. So I know watin I dey talk

Tosyne2much see vizkiz,food don ready

vizkiz:
ekiti state University is a usless school abeg

None. They're all hustling to enter O.A.U. Like ....

Dominique i was trying to order on Jumia months ago but when i reached the stage of clicking my state,it just kept refreshing the page.
Any solution?

dominique:
I can't speak for other outlets but Jumia are trying. I've ordered electronics, clothing, devices for myself and many others and I'm yet to get any complaint except for one case of a faulty AC and they sent technicians to repair it. What I know about Konga is that they are faster than Jumai when it comes to delivery.

This Yeye girl and her fake gists,you better go learn tailoring/shoe maker

Blogging isn't your way
Viviangist kor Vividjeans ni

Stay there dey dream!

karleone:
There's nothing like short form. Christian is Christian.

And me Too

dollyjoy:
Without Christ i am nothing bro