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Safiaa:
Lol what?

You have a mouth

EmpressT:
I am a graduate, i have tried applying for jobs here and there. Still im on....

Okay nice... What did you study btw

Adukey:
and,you think you beautiful with
your hair and eyebrows like ayamatanga own?


See your mouth like basket.

Easy for you to make fun of someone's looks from behind a cheap java phone when you don't even have your pic up.

Safiaa:
Is that supposed to be egg? Looks very disgusting.

Safiiaaa

EmpressT:
Infact i stay indoor all through. That is me

You don't work? You a student? How can you afford to stay indoors all day...

EmpressT:
92%

Whooaa. So I'm guessing you

1. Hate parties
2. Feel really awkward in social gatherings
3. Have one or two really close friends and very few acquaintances
4. Sometimes feel like people Don't understand you
5. Can't speak in public to save your life

Interesting, those are her natural brows ? And lashes?

The ones that only go to sell old newspapers to the akara woman for some quick change.

EmpressT:
That's bad of you dude. I think you are very addicted to sex. Hmmm

Hi, T. What's your take on pre-marital sex?

EmpressT:
I go by the name empresst, a graduate of accounting from a private university. I am extremely introvert, very understanding, i love to mingle and adventurous. Adventurous is the key word that describes me.

How introverted would you say you are? Like in %

People still dey chat for Facebook?

Hid a girl in my room for 5 days

Battery
Storage
Screen size
Camera

NwaAmaIkpe 's mentor

But wait, isn't one month like way too early to already be dating? How do people fall in love so easily mahn I'm curious

Origin:
My personal opinion:


I can understand girl gay relationship.
I can understand one person in a man gay relationship.




But that last man that allows his anus to be destroyed day in day out . Hmmm Na wa 4 U.

So heterosexuals don't have anal sex?

DeGea latex condom go too sell o

Absolutely. We'll be totally in sync with an insane level of understanding, also cos I'm cool like that.. So why not

dutchman247:
Oga Micheal please are you doing any crazy deal for phones?. And please what are the names of the phones?. I want to know so that I can start saving before the phones arrives. Thanks

I bin dey ask the guy since, baba no gree reply ... Sigh

RobinHez:
@uk10
Your chances of getting a job with physiotherapy is at the same level with every other certificates out there. Worry about your present time, the future will take care of itself.

Suffree dey lie

Smartini:
A typical chat with an average Nigerian girl...

Girl: I
Guy: Hello dear. How did your day go?
Girl: Fyn
Guy: Oh. That's good to know? You wanna tell me about it?
Girl: Nah
Guy: What's the matter?
Girl: Lol...Nufin
Guy: Anyway, since you didnt ask me how my day went, I'll keep it to myself.
Girl: K
Guy: If you weren't in the mood to chat, why did you message me then?
Girl: Wateva

Lol. Dumb bunch

makydebbie:
You're even waiting for three times? I don't even chat with people who use shorthand. Like I always tell such people, if I'm going to type the normal way for you, that gesture should be reciprocated. And for those who chat shorthand, such as; k, u, sumtin, e.t.c..
I hope the time they would've used to type correctly, made a change in their lives.

If K is shorthand, then Lol is shorthand.. And I'm pretty sure you don't type that in full..

Lol saves typing time and is considered laziness? Would you rather type Laughing Out Loud instead, huh grandpa?

At the topic, replying with "K"...for some inexplicable reason, is just plain rude..

They say absence makes the heart grow fonder but it was different in my case, it tore us apart instead.

Boxer007:
If I can't buy u pant, please can I hug u?

Wtf .... Lol babe you have a stalker.

idyicy45:
can't marry any nairalander but I can date dem

So what's the essence of dating

ibkayee:
******, *** and ********

Mÿnd44, IämJ and mediocrê

She looks like a jaundiced bat

You basically just said the same thing from 1 to 10

All those saying ireti haven't seen the movie, or didn't read the op

You changed your number because of a girl? I'm sorry, how old are you...12? Don't you have important contacts? What sort of fückery is that