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She sure looks like she can screw a nigga brains out. My celeb crush

The guy don bet him mama house

MummyAA:
You don't have to insult her , I believe she is talking about exclusive breast feeding where you are not supposed to bottle feed till 6 months. And that baby is far younger than 6 months

I didn't insult anybody. Not everyone does exclusive breastfeeding for 6 months, some stop at 3 months no biggie while some don't even breastfeed at all. It's nobody's business.

adadike281:
you are a good father but please will u kindly ask your wife to breastfeed your baby. I am not understanding this again o. is breastfeeding now a taboo?

Shut up and stop saying shït you know nothing about, who told you she doesn't breastfeed her baby?

Shroud:
does anyone still use personalised ringtones these days? Only kids having their first smartphone of course.

You must be a family member of a mod for this repulsive, dumb thread to be in front page.

Ancient of days. Nobody forced you to comment

Lalasticlala

Mine is Game of thrones soundtrack. What's urs?

Anambra, delta, rivers, osun, oyo, ogun, Lagos, Abuja, cross-river, Niger, ondo, enugu, kwara.

NwaAmaikpe:


Numbers won't do justice to my rating of your girlfriend.
So I'd verbally describe and analyze what I see.

The scenery of her photograph shows she lives in a slum neighborhood and has definitely been sexually assaulted as a minor.

The brown roofs around and ancient buildings shows her tribe... I guess she's troublesome from her pose. (That pose when women want to fight)
Her arms are at akimbo, but her smile looks more like a frown in the picture, this shows even she can't stand the odour emanating from her armpit.

Her flabby tummy shows she's either been pregnant before, is pregnant or has given birth and discarded the baby...you really need to ask her.

Now a woman is supposed to have proportional 'figure 8' body contours, but it is lacking here.
She does not have a single hip. Some men even have wider hips than her.
She is just as straight as an unprocessed log of lumber.

You are lucky to have a girl like this because you won't suffer the insecurity most men go through with their girls because she is so ugly, that even if a man looks back if she walks past its' to confirm if she'd turn and walk towards him so he can flee.

If you really love this girl, instead of putting her up to be analyzed like a property, buy her that black soap dudu osun so she can tone her dirty black complexion which makes her face look like a badly molded chunk of Amala.

Get her a new tailor who won't mess up the neck of her gown which looks like a funeral wear made from lace curtain.
Then advice her to stop wearing padded bras. She should come to terms with the fact that she has small breàsts

In summary,
If your girl was a car,
She'd be a rickety wheelbarrow.

Ayam dead

Wow. Have you guys considered beauty pageants?

Shelloween:
if Wizkid were the hubby, how would the wifey Davido look with dem beards?

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I just viewed your pic miss, can I follow you? I wouldn't mind looking at dem ballons all night long. Lowd! Could you make the picture any bigger?

See this fåg. looking ass. boy

swiz123:
She is actually showing off her muscles

Muscle ke.. It's all fat.

He absorbed his twin.. Conspiracy theorists, note the pregnant in quotes, he's not actually pregnant.

Actuarydeji:
The world is coming to an end

Smh!

Alhamdulillah

He go fit locate the hole so

Prinsola:
With Glo 0.0k

Na cheat?

Jodha:
It doesn't change the fact that yhull forever remain a mediocre in life...

Even in all my mediocrity I'm still a 100x better than you.

Jodha:
Yhur pseudonym fits yhu well...

How many years have you carried that hair for. Looks like a rat's nest, like something that can kill if someone mistakenly puts his nose close.

It's strange that you don't even know the meaning of hypocrite or you just chose to further corroborate my assumption of you as a dumb a$$. Look up the word and stop being an embarrassment your generation.

Martin0:
hahahahahhahahahahahahah ''Sarcasm'' indeed sorry you alt to go back and upgrade you sentence in a more constructive way on were and how to use ''Sarcasm''



Hahahahahahah dumb u said hahahahahaha

Gosh wawuuuu I will keep on loving Nairaland it gives opportunities to meet hypocrites like you

Hahahahaha jeeezzz

Idi0t. You just rushed to quote me without even understanding what you were quoting. Please go back, read the post I quoted and my reply to it then come back and apologize to me. Or just fvck the hell off.

Martin0:
You would have used this time in quoting me directly if u got guts,

I think some people need to go to ban for some time

I get it, dumb people don't get sarcasm

7footre:
Smh... your matter just weak me sha. so my statement translates to sleeping with the under aged?

Na joke bros

Davidgrey:
[color=#000050]You mistake me for someone that cares about your shallow opinion

I didn't even waste a minute of my valuable time to read the nonsense you wrote up there. [/color]

But you're wasting valuable time commenting about someone's shallow opinion.

7footre:
Never been with anyone i'm older than... don't roll that way

Are you a pedophile